The Wolf Inside (Star Trek: Discovery)

Jobob, Warden, and Willy break down their impressions of the eleventh episode of season one of Star Trek: Discovery: "The Wolf Inside".

"What do you do with witches? Burn them! And what do you burn apart from witches? Wood! So, why do witches burn? 'cos they're made of wood? So; how do we tell if she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of 'er! Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Oh yeah. Does wood sink in water? No, it floats! It floats! Throw her into the pond! What also floats in water? Bread! Apples! Very small rocks? Cider! Gra-Gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches? Churches! Lead, Lead. A Duck! Exactly. So, logically... If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood... and therefore... a witch!"

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Look out Jobob. We'll do what we can. We aren't prejudiced, after all, and you're on our side. But if they come for you, I'm not sure we can protect you.