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Shameless Sellout

51 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★ - 59 ratings

A podcast hosted by Savanna Barajas - an instagram model who narcissistically documents her life online and gets off to the sound of her own voice. Producing shameless rants and speaking out against the snowflake community. If you appreciate honesty and vulgarity, welcome.

Stand-Up Comedy Improv
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Episodes

SEX "TIPS AND TRICKS"

May 14, 2020 23:55 - 49 minutes - 68.6 MB

This week I discuss what not to imitate when it comes to porn and what irks me about other onlyfans accounts. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas. 

FILMING MY FIRST SEX TAPE

May 07, 2020 20:58 - 59 minutes - 81 MB

Week one of onlyfans and I have gone all the way. The things I will do for money. Give it a listen and share with your family members to scare them! Follow me on insta : https://www.instagram.com/savannabarajas/ Follow me on Twitter : https://twitter.com/savanna_barajas

I STARTED AN ONLYFANS.

April 24, 2020 21:33 - 47 minutes - 65.2 MB

The title says it all. See my body at https://onlyfans.com/savannabarajas Follow me : https://www.instagram.com/savannabarajas/

HOW TO GET BACK AT A CHEATER

April 16, 2020 19:01 - 45 minutes - 62.3 MB

I answer sex and relationship questions from my followers. Such as sharing my master plan of how I would ruin my partner sexually, emotionally, and physically if he cheated on me. And discuss my lack of desire for threesomes, outdoor sex, and anal. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas. 

LOVE IS BLIND

April 09, 2020 22:38 - 50 minutes - 69.5 MB

I basically spew all my annoyances I had with the Love is Blind cast for 50 minutes as well as give relationship advice and discuss why I don't like nice, boring guys. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas. 

UNEMPLOYED

April 02, 2020 18:42 - 32 minutes - 44.2 MB

Since many of you say you follow me for "body & workouts", I have broken down what I have been doing during the quarantine to stay in shape. I also have a strong aversion for delivery service, 30 day challenges, and influencers who refuse to do ads. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.  THIS EPISODE WAS ALSO SPONSORED BY MANSCAPED. For 20% off and FREE shipping, use code SELLOUT at manscaped.com.

QUARANTINE

March 25, 2020 22:11 - 1 hour - 83.9 MB

This week I bring on my partner and show my other personality "Stoner Sav". We discuss my laziness and lack of direction in life. For my one follower who said I don't laugh enough, this is for you. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas and follow my partner @batkane. 

CORONA VIRUS

March 21, 2020 00:05 - 33 minutes - 45.9 MB

I discuss how my life has been affected by COVID-19 as well as my deep disgust for people during this time. I was also interrupted by my partner as we are trying to cope with this "work @ home" life. Follow me on instagram, I look pretty sometimes. My username is @savannabarajas.

WHY I DON'T USE FACETUNE

March 12, 2020 21:54 - 35 minutes - 48.4 MB

Today I discuss why you should NEVER use facetune and you don't need to be hot to grow a following on social media. As well as why "international women's day" sickens me. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

INSTAGRAM STORIES

March 05, 2020 20:55 - 35 minutes - 48.2 MB

Like a true influencer would, I break down what NOT to post on instagram stories and how to sell yourself as someone who leads an interesting life. As well as another relationship update that will make sure you don't want to date me. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

73 QUESTIONS

February 28, 2020 01:15 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

I discuss my recent interest in pursuing a career as a rapper. As well as answer a bunch of questions created for celebrities. "Act as if" they say. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

VALENTINE'S DAY

February 20, 2020 23:06 - 43 minutes - 59.9 MB

I discuss how my Valentine's day was an utter disappointment. As well as answer your questions on reality tv shows, sugar daddies, & considering guests on the show. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

SUPERBOWL HALF-TIME SHOW

February 07, 2020 19:32 - 43 minutes - 59.5 MB

Apparently dancing on a pole in your 40s is NOT considered art. I break down my thoughts on christians who are offended my the word "stripper" and how I am now a paid influencer. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas. I am official. 

HOMELESS

January 31, 2020 03:44 - 40 minutes - 54.9 MB

I discuss the best tactics to use to get people to give you money when homeless and how my partner confuses me for his ex when it comes to past memories. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

MEN DONT LIKE NICE GIRLS

January 24, 2020 02:30 - 45 minutes - 62 MB

After a two week hiatus, I am back to bring you a dose of reality. That even though "you tried everything" to make it work, your personality could be harming your relationships. As well as why women weren't born to propose to their man. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

UNFOLLOW YOURSELF

January 09, 2020 23:47 - 33 minutes - 45.7 MB

We all hate when people unfollow us on social media. But if you have the audacity to reach out and ask why, you need long-term help. A short and sweet episode this week highlighting the humble beginnings of starting a podcast and upsetting people on twitter. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

WELCOME TO 2020

January 03, 2020 19:54 - 40 minutes - 55.9 MB

We get it, "2019 was the hardest year of your life". You experienced anxiety and had an accidental pregnancy. In this episode, I discuss what I want to see less of this year and how you all need to follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

PORN

December 26, 2019 22:15 - 46 minutes - 64.4 MB

The holidays are over and people are disappointed that their family emotionally abused them around the christmas tree, AGAIN. As well as how women are insecure that they caught their partner being aroused by instagram models. It's not that deep. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas. 

QUIT YOUR MLM.

December 18, 2019 20:35 - 40 minutes - 56 MB

Do you really want to die being known as the person who dms strangers "hey girl!"? I grew up in a home full of many failing mlms. Here is my story. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

CORPORATE HOLIDAY PARTY

December 12, 2019 22:50 - 47 minutes - 64.7 MB

All of you are free loaders. You will sit in a room full of tension for a free loaf of bread and glass of wine. Your corporate company doesn't care about you. And your parents don't love you either. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas. 

CROSSFIT

December 05, 2019 00:18 - 43 minutes - 59.8 MB

It's not just a workout program, it's a religious cult. A cult that claims to be the pinnacle of fitness. And one that preys on the weak who won't shut up about their workouts in their garage gyms. I discuss leaving the church of CrossFit and the people I surrounded myself with during those challenging times. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas. 

GOD ISNT REAL

November 29, 2019 03:41 - 33 minutes - 46.1 MB

The amount of people who believe in religion is terrifying. If you believe in God, do your best and don't listen to this episode. You owe him that. Why come into reality when you can be mentally insane? Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas. 

DISNEY PLUS

November 21, 2019 21:57 - 44 minutes - 60.7 MB

Stop living in the past - you don't need to pay your therapist to tell you that. A lot of you are struggling living in reality and we discuss the proper vices you can use as an adult. As well as why you should never post on social media the first year being with somebody. And answering your questions you submitted to me. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

SKIP THE HOLIDAY DINNERS.

November 14, 2019 23:36 - 43 minutes - 60.1 MB

A lot of you hate your families, but are too weak to admit it. I dive into the reasons why family isn't everything and how to respect yourself more. As well as how I want to be couple cancelled. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

SEX DEPRIVED

November 08, 2019 21:16 - 42 minutes - 58.2 MB

Being in a monogamous relationship has it's challenges. And while most people are posting captions on instagram to prove their undying love for each other admist a soon-to-be break-up, I discuss how my partner emotionally breaks down when I deny him sex. Also, you should get rid of your dog. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

CORPORATE SALES

October 31, 2019 23:00 - 51 minutes - 70.4 MB

If you hate your job and work 40 hours a week unfulfilled, you will love this week's episode. I discuss the caliber of people I surrounded myself with during a time in my life I was scamming people for money. I also talk about how my thirsties are wanting to fight over me and how I sold my dignity to create a fitness account. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

DEALING WITH CREEPY MEN

October 24, 2019 20:49 - 35 minutes - 48.3 MB

We live in a world where women are demanding respect from men and failing to deliver actionable steps to do that. I breakdown my past on how I lacked confrontation and why you should allow men to follow you on social media. As well as a nice DM from a "fan". Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

CANCEL CULTURE

October 16, 2019 23:25 - 42 minutes - 58.9 MB

I talk about my my deepest fears in life which includes my instagram being taken down and cancel culture. As well as assault in relationships and how to combat reverse psychology. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.  

MENTAL HEALTH

October 08, 2019 23:29 - 33 minutes - 45.6 MB

This week we are discussing yet again mental health. People are sad and wanting to give up. And that's fine. But let's be clear this isn't our issue, it's yours. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

PEOPLE AFTER BREAKUPS

October 01, 2019 20:16 - 33 minutes - 45.4 MB

I am sick of hearing how people are emotionally hurting after dating trash. I also discuss how I am only successful because I am white and why climate change is an issue I can't fix. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

PRIVATE SNAPCHAT GIRLS

September 24, 2019 19:22 - 31 minutes - 43.8 MB

Doing the least amount of work possible while making the most amount of money possible. That is my motto in life and I delve into the pros/cons of creating a "fans only" account. As well as why a majority of people should adopt. 

MARRIAGE SCARES ME

September 19, 2019 01:32 - 27 minutes - 37.1 MB

Another episode where I unleash my hatred toward marriage, my childhood, and my small hometown. Please follow me on instagram, I want to quit my job. @savannabarajas 

BUYING FOLLOWERS & QUITTING THERAPY

September 06, 2019 17:30 - 29 minutes - 40.2 MB

I answer a few of your guy's questions this week that don't suck. Along with talking about my biggest idols in life and my estranged relationship with my father. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

BREAST IMPLANT ILLNESS

August 29, 2019 17:12 - 30 minutes - 42.5 MB

This week I touch on the mentally unwell and how women are paying money to look less beautiful. As well as people who are sheep on social media. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

TWITTER POLITICS

August 09, 2019 17:40 - 25 minutes - 34.6 MB

This week’s episode I discuss my annoyance when it comes to twitter politics, how terrifying it is to have “fans” on social media, why being an influencer isn’t relatable, & why my family hates my content.

PLANNED PARENTHOOD

July 19, 2019 02:16 - 25 minutes - 35.7 MB

After experiencing government funding, I discuss how my sheltered childhood continues to teach me how little I know of the world. As well as how being lazy in the bed is always the answer and to always do the least amount of work as possible. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

DADDY ISSUES & INSTAGRAM PHOTOGRAPHERS

June 27, 2019 23:28 - 31 minutes - 42.9 MB

With Father's day being a triggering day for all the women who were abandoned as children, I decided to create an guideline of how to handle yourself on social media. And a segment on instagram photographers who should give up now. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

SLEEPING WITH TOO MANY PEOPLE?

June 16, 2019 05:16 - 35 minutes - 48.6 MB

I give my honest feedback on how I feel about the trends of "accepting" everyone's sexuality. As well as how I would not make a great prostitute and how I am mourning that loss. Plus a few random tangents about fleshlights and people who show up to chipotle.  

FLIRT TO SMASH

June 05, 2019 17:31 - 34 minutes - 47.2 MB

Dedicating this episode to my overwhelming amount of thirsties who follow me on instagram. And teaching the basics of what I call flirt to smash. A step by step guide of what NOT to say and how to properly set up a date. insta : @savannabarajas

OBESITY IS NOT OK.

May 29, 2019 19:17 - 30 minutes - 42.4 MB

After getting blocked from a faithful member of the thin privilege community on twitter, I decided to share my thoughts on why I think being overweight should not be accepted. As well as how I let myself go in my relationship and how my partner manipulated me into getting fit. Plus, an embarrassing moment in my sex life. Follow me @savannabarajas for updates on Instagram.

JAMES CHARLES & ABORTIONS

May 18, 2019 21:04 - 33 minutes - 45.9 MB

Decided to use a youtuber's name for clout and speak on politics. I speak out against why children should not have iPhones, why James Charles doesn't deserve to lose 3 million followers, and why Planned Parenthood will always be my home away from home.

LEAVING THE MORMON CHURCH

May 08, 2019 22:21 - 30 minutes - 41.6 MB

Religious cults - who doesn't love a deep look inside dressing amish and praising a 14 year old boy? I share confessing my biggest sin to my bishop, the truth about mormon men, and what it was like dealing with hormones while practicing chastity. 

PREVENT YOUR MAN FROM CHEATING

April 26, 2019 20:38 - 40 minutes - 55.1 MB

I am here to say that even if you think you found a "good one", cheating will always be looming over a relationship. Without any credentials or raging testimonials to back it up, I share my top tips to giving head, breaking a man down, and giving him the illusion he is free.

I HAVE 0 GIRLFRIENDS

April 13, 2019 18:33 - 27 minutes - 37.1 MB

THERAPY HOUR : a full 27 minutes discussing my friendless life in details. This is not a plea for invites on the weekend rather how terrifying it would be for anyone to call me their "bestie".

PLAN B & TRASHY SEX

April 05, 2019 17:44 - 31 minutes - 42.8 MB

In this episode, I share my love for my favorite emergency supplement as well as discuss my phase of being a sex-positive blogger. If you don't get aroused by "look into my eyes" intimacy, feel free to listen. 

"INFLUENCER" MISTAKES

March 28, 2019 23:30 - 31 minutes - 43.2 MB

And back at it again with a more personal podcast delving into the mistakes I made while attempting to be a raging success online. Followed by examples of how I should not be the campaign spokesperson for "women supporting women" and where being nice online is never the way to go. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

ESCORTING & PARTYING WITH ROYALTY

March 23, 2019 23:09 - 42 minutes - 58.9 MB

Like a true fame-hungry "influencer", I share cocktail serving a member of a royal family and the annoyance of nagging, rich men. As well as a short interview with Aaron (@batkane), where he explains how he is comfortable with my line of work as my partner. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.

NO TO INSTA HUSBANDS

March 18, 2019 20:26 - 32 minutes - 44.6 MB

The tables were turned as I talk about men. Especially the epidemic of instagram husbands and the controversial topic of stay at home dads. As well as how to get laid as a man, social media warnings in dating, and a regrettable twitter rant on the instagram outage. 

TOXIC FEMININITY

March 08, 2019 21:17 - 34 minutes - 48 MB

It's international women's day and what better way to celebrate than harp on the cult following of victimists. Discussing why women can't land relationships, people who shouldn't be reproducing, and being a women in the workplace is an advantage. 

MONOGAMOUS SEX

March 01, 2019 19:55 - 31 minutes - 42.8 MB

This is not an episode to give you tips for your lack of a sex life. Rather, this gives the RAW truth about how sex is during a long term relationship. And why you should never give blowjobs for free. 

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