Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! Molly and Michael are back this week with a v special xmas episode featuring our favorite person, David Geist! We talk about why the 'best time of year' is low key the worst time of year and what our biggest holiday pet peeves are. You better believe we criticize ugly christmas trees, people eating hard candy during a show and why your phone should always be set to vibrate.

Timestamps below for those of you wanting to skip or re-listen to the many sidebar stories!

6:24 - Phones going off

15:27 - Phones not on vibrate mode

20:58 - Aversions to decorations

22:20 - Fake snow on trees

29:08 - Coughing at concerts

34:00 - Unwrapping hard candy

38:00 - David's christmas story

50:50 - Michael's christmas story

56:30 - Molly's christmas story

1:07:00 - Christmas day traditions