3 - Oh my god. I'm deformed.

We're back, back, back, back, back again with our first officially pre-gamed episode! Sidebar nation is in full force and this weeks biggest pet peeve is Molly's absurd church wine mixed drink.

You'll also be introduced to our favorite vodka, Nikolai. (You need to trust us. This vodka is so fetch.) Why mouth breathing and braces aren't sexy, yet foot jobs somehow are a thing. You'll also hear our thoughts on different relationship styles and why some are more annoying than others. 

We start the pod praying, talking smack about concord grape juice, work dress codes, how sometimes cold brew coffee should just taste better and why it's always best to have low expectations. At 10:00 Michael gives parenting advice and talks about how mouth breathing is a very real side effect of dental work. At 21:00 we tell how we found the best bottom shelf vodka on the market. At 30:00 we try to identify our relationship style. At 39:00 we come to the realization that 'it gets better' videos could be made for all situations to help everybody out. At 41:15 we go into dressing for your body type. At 44:00 we talk about why foot etiquette needs to be a thing. At 59:00 we work on figuring out how to fix our resting b**** faces.