So I Married Alex Jones…

A lot of episodes go off the rails… but this episode was never on the rails at any point - we didn’t even consider going near the rails!

For instance:

- Chrissy & Jason argue over the correct pronunciation of the word “retard” in its proper definition context

- Chrissy eats frozen yogurt on-air, despite it being 9:37 am

- Jason ponders what mix of nudity, violence, and racism in a Halloween costume would produce the maximal offense to everyone ever

- Chrissy then demonstrates the distance which she can squirt breast milk live on-air

- Jason hypothesizes that Harvey Weinstein used Manwich sauce as lubricant in his crimes

Really, none of this will make any sense, but it will make you laugh.

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