We are joined by our first "guest" - Jon's wife Kristen!

This ep is a lot about people who are hiding someone they're dating, or worrying if they're the one being hidden. The name of the episode? SECRET SEX. But guess what? It's Carrie & Big's FIRST DATE, and Miranda finds a LARGE PORN.

Also covered in this episode: the math you have to do to decide when to have sex, our "secret" people we've dated and tried to hide, and Jon and Kristen agree on the relationship dream: a Cheese Lady.

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