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Seriously Seagal

30 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 6 years ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratings

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal!

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Episodes

Season 2 Episode 8: Shadow Man

September 14, 2017 07:27 - 1 hour - 73.2 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Jack Foster, an ex- CIA operative who, as Raj so kindly puts it, "searches for his daughter poorly" in 2006's Shadow Man.

Season 2 Episode 7: The Perfect Weapon

August 05, 2017 01:55 - 1 hour - 70.4 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is the Director, a controlling and powerful dictator in a not so distant future who is being attacked by the resistance and a (not-so) perfect weapon in 2016's The Perfect Weapon!

Season 2 Episode 6: Submerged

July 04, 2017 22:39 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Chris Kody, a mercenary, who in exchange for being released from prison must stop a group of terrorists who have acquired a nuclear submarine in 2005's Submerged!

Season 2 Episode 5: The Asian Connection

June 02, 2017 07:28 - 1 hour - 81.5 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is a crime lord who wants to get to the bottom of who keeps stealing all of his money in 2016's The Asian Connection!

S2 Bonus Ep - Fate of the Furious

May 10, 2017 16:12 - 1 hour - 83.4 MB

Listen to a very special ep of Furiously Seagal (?) wherein the goons break down the latest installment in the Fast series: 2017's Fate of the Furious. What Fast movies does the Brown Man recommend you see? How does PBear see Seagal fitting into the franchise? How bone snaps and helicopters did Mr. Smitty count today? The answer to these questions and many more on Furiously Seagal!

Season 2 Episode 4: Killing Salazar

March 30, 2017 05:16 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is DEA Agent John Harrison, a man in charge of an operation to protect a drug lord who gets caught up in a game of who's the mole in 2016's Killing Salazar!

Season 2 Episode 3: Clementine

March 10, 2017 18:56 - 59 minutes - 55.2 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal!This week: Steven plays a world champion fighter, "King of the Cage" Jack Miller who is barely in this movie. Our main character, Kim, a former champion is forced to fight a rigged match against Jack after his daughter is kidnapped by mob bosses. Shit gets crazy in 2004's Clementine!

Season 2 Episode 2: Out For Justice

January 20, 2017 04:09 - 1 hour - 72.1 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Gino Felino, a Brooklyn detective who's looking for Ritchie, a former childhood acquaintance who is responsible for his partner's death in 1991's Out For Justice!

Season 2 Episode 1: A Dangerous Man

December 22, 2016 21:14 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week is the long awaited premier of SEASON 2!!! In our first episode of the season Steven is Shane Daniels, a man who after serving 6 years in prison is released and immediately gets caught up in a game of murder, drugs and both the Chinese and Russian mafia in 2009's A Dangerous Man!

Episode 22: Out For A Kill

December 09, 2016 05:29 - 1 hour - 57.2 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Professor Robert Burns who is set up in a deal gone wrong and seeks to exact his revenge on a number of organized crime figures in 2003's Out For A Kill!

Episode 21: Today You Die

June 29, 2016 06:14 - 1 hour - 69.7 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Harlan Banks, a thief trying to get out and lead the straight life, who gets setup for a fall. He is hellbent on getting revenge on those who wronged him in 2005's Today You Die!

Episode 20: Code Of Honor

June 08, 2016 17:16 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Col. Robert Sikes, a man hellbent on delivering justice to the streets. His former protege William Porter is now working for the FBI and trying to take him down in 2016's Code of Honor!

Episode 19: The Glimmer Man

May 26, 2016 01:42 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Jack Cole, a tough cop from New York with a mysterious past who travels to LA to team up with Keenen Ivory Wayans in 1996's The Glimmer Man!

Episode 18: Into The Sun

May 11, 2016 21:08 - 1 hour - 68.6 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This Week: Steven is Travis Hunter, a former American operative with knowledge of the Yakuza, who travels to Japan to investigate the assassination of a government official, but what he finds out is a lot more complicated than previously thought in 2005's Into the Sun.

Episode 17: Half Past Dead

May 04, 2016 03:01 - 1 hour - 65.9 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is working undercover for the FBI to put away a crime syndicate responsible for his wife's death, but gets caught up in an extremely complicated gold heist involving criminals and federal officers the like in 2002's Half Past Dead!

Episode 16: Kill Switch

April 26, 2016 03:57 - 1 hour - 69.4 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is a rough and tough Detective in Memphis on the hunt for a pair of serial killers in 2008's Kill Switch!

Episode 15: Against The Dark

April 12, 2016 04:58 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Tao, a so-called Hunter in a zombie/vampire apocalyptic environment, looking to save survivors all the while cleaning the streets of the undead in 2009's Against The Dark!

Episode 13: A Good Man

April 06, 2016 04:42 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is back as Alexander who seeks to kill the one target that got away, all while saving his new neighbor and her family.

Episode 12: Force Of Execution w/ Max Haskell

March 29, 2016 06:38 - 1 hour - 65.6 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is a crime boss whose turf is being encroached on by none other than Ving Rhames and his band of baddies. Tune in to see who wins the showdown in 2013's Force of Execution!

Episode 11: Out Of Reach

March 21, 2016 23:31 - 1 hour - 65.9 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven gets to the bottom of a human trafficking ring in 2004's Out of Reach!

Episode 10: On Deadly Ground w/ Emmett Knox

March 14, 2016 15:14 - 1 hour - 78.2 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: special celebratory episode 10! The boys go deep on 1994's On Deadly Ground, the first and last film directed by Steven Seagal and a secret Seagal classic! With special guest McGee of the Van Burens!

Episode 9: Exit Wounds

March 07, 2016 18:02 - 1 hour - 67.9 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Orin Boyd, a Detroit cop who uncovers a conspiracy of drugs, DMX, Tom Arnold, crime and corruption in Exit Wounds.

Episode 8: Maximum Conviction w/ Matt Kona

March 01, 2016 00:48 - 1 hour - 61.5 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven teams up with Stone Cold Steve Austin to decommission a "black site" prison, but things get crazy when 2 new mysterious inmates arrive. Featuring Comedian Matt Kona from the MMAniacs Podcast!

Episode 7: Urban Justice

February 22, 2016 05:25 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Simon Ballister, a man with a sordid past out for revenge for his murdered son. 


Episode 6: Fire Down Below

February 16, 2016 07:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MB

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Mr. Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: Steven is EPA agent Jack Taggart, who goes undercover in the Appalachian hills of Kentucky to uncover a corrupt plan of toxic waste disposal.

Episode 5: Belly Of The Beast

February 09, 2016 01:12 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MB

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Mr. Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: Steven plays Jake Hopper, an ex-CIA operative on the search for his kidnapped daughter in the high flying action packed movie Belly of The Beast!

Episode 4: Pistol Whipped

February 03, 2016 05:06 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Mr. Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: Steven plays a down and out, alcoholic dead-beat dad forced to become a hitman for Lance Henriksen in Pistol Whipped!

Episode 3: Marked For Death

January 25, 2016 00:19 - 44 minutes - 41.4 MB

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Mr. Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: Steven travels to Jamaica and back with Keith B. David to take down a drug lord in Marked For Death

Episode 2: Hard To Kill

January 18, 2016 01:02 - 40 minutes - 37.8 MB

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Mr. Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: The 1990 revenge classic Hard To Kill!

Episode 1: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

January 11, 2016 03:17 - 1 hour - 64.2 MB

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Uncle Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: the absurdly action-filled Under Siege 2: Dark Territory!

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