Sean & Eliot Read The Bible
41 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 12 ratingsWelcome to the official podcast of the Holy Bible! Join comedians Sean McLoughlin and Eliot J Fallows (from Chortle Award nominated podcast 'Heal Your Wounds') as they delve into the good book so you don't have to. This podcast is brought to you by the good people at BibleCorp. Follow the show on Twitter @BiblePod (http://www.twitter.com/biblepod) .
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7: Revelation: Part 2 (A Finale Speciale)
December 13, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBThis is the end. From BC to AD to 2070. Thank you for listening. ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Sean's show Hail Mary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=1856s Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9bf ------ And follow these on your socials if you fancy: The show on Twitter Sean on Twitter Sean on Instagram Eliot on Twitter Eliot on Instagram Hosted on Ac...
6: Revelation: Part 1
December 06, 2020 22:05 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBThe beginning of the end. The omen of dark times ahead. The one when God literally shows up to show his disgust at our podcast. REV-ELIOT-A-SEAN ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9bf Sean's show Hail Mary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=1856s ------ And follow these on your socials if you fancy: The show on Twitter Sean o...
5: Letters
December 03, 2020 23:55 - 56 minutes - 51.3 MBWe've emerged from our comas to bring you the final three episodes! Letters is such a crazy series of books, honestly. There's a lot of drama, a lot of laughs, a lot of giraffes. There are five golden tickets hidden among certain listens of this episode. If you find one, you'll be joining us on a tour around the chocolate factory! We might even kill you in a cute way (drowned in a brown river) ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.you...
4: Romanz
July 15, 2020 14:34 - 51 minutes - 29.7 MBThe final season returns and the boys are bigger than ever. This is honestly the worst bit of the Bible. Man alive, we're basically heroes for getting through this one. If anyone is bored of the holy book by now you should know we take a side-step in this one and actually do a bit of Myths (Romulus & Remus) and Legends (Us, for having a podcast) Keep being fantastic and thanks for sticking with us when the episode schedule gets a bit delayed. We basically want to make sure we record the la...
3: Acts of the Apostles
May 31, 2020 00:39 - 55 minutes - 31.9 MBThe world may be falling apart but you can't stop us from reading the "good" book. No matter how many times you ask us not to... "Hush! HUSH!" we shout, ripping pages out of more enjoyable books while we watch you and your dumb children crying about it. "Please, stop reading the Bible. Stop making podcasts!" You yell, wrongly. "We are your saviours and we have come," One of us says while the other rolls his Eliot eyes. "What the world needs right now is more BiblePod. You are so welcome."...
2: The Resurrection of Christ
April 11, 2020 23:01 - 49 minutes - 28.6 MBIt's part two of our series four kick-off! Jesus is dead. The show is surely over... No! Just like E.T., Gandalf and Reese Witherspoon, Christ returns to save the day. Also one of us farts in this episode about 37 minutes in. Recorded in self-isolation because we honestly can't stand each other anymore. ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9...
1: The Death of Christ
April 09, 2020 23:01 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBAnd low! All the citizens of Earth were locked away to live out their darkest days alone. But fear not for your heroes have returned to do a final series... In the first part of a two-parter, we read the story of the first Good Friday, in which Jesus was born? I don't know. We haven't read it yet. Part two is released in two days (on Easter Sunday!) so maybe listen to this one ASAP to get ready! Recorded in self-isolation, just for fun. ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ ...
10: Miracles (A Magic Show Special)
March 08, 2020 11:58 - 1 hour - 39.9 MBWell tickle my berries, it's another series finale! We wrap up this momentous chapter of our show with some of the most well-known stories about Jesus and his spells. You want some fish and bread? You got it. You're lame? Not any more! Sick of swimming? Walk on that water, idiot! You want series 4? Verily Verily, your wish is our command! See you soon for our Good Friday/ Easter Sunday DOUBLE-BILL... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9: Jesus Meets The People
February 25, 2020 00:01 - 58 minutes - 33.2 MBVERILY, VERILY! Sometimes we read stories. Sometimes we don't. Don't get us wrong, we cover some important stuff, but when the Bible doesn't provide something meaty, we put on a show, Gourd-dammit. A song to unite the world? That's for the courts to decide... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8: Water into Wine
February 09, 2020 00:01 - 1 hour - 38.4 MB"Toxic masculinity" is a phrase that's constantly being chucked around these days, but what does it really mean? How can we - as a society - not only analyse the building blocks of daily norms and cultural touchstones, but also break them down to hopefully create a more accepting, loving and respectful world? Is it possible to drill into centuries of psychological and sociological foundations to grasp the beating heart of this whatever to uh huh? Can we do it by discussing Jesus' lad crew an...
7: John the Baptist & The Temptations of Christ
January 26, 2020 00:01 - 1 hour - 34.8 MBNew Year? New Us. Same book. New Testament! Old man. Dies alone. Nobody finds him. 3 weeks later. Postman suspects. Doesn't report it. He's still there. He's you. Thanks for listening to the show! It's a fun episode full of joy, adventure and the devil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6: The Birth of Christ
December 18, 2019 00:01 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBSanta Claus is coming to town and the holidays have mounted us. The New Testament is finally here and we're celebrating with an actual famous story! The nativity one! We're meeting the new guy and embracing the next chapter of our adventure. It's a crucial moment the show's history so Come Let Ye Adore Us.Merry Crispmas and a Happy New etc. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5: New Testament Predictions
December 08, 2019 00:01 - 35 minutes - 20.6 MBBefore we crack the spine of the messiah, we've done our best to make some very thoughtful and insightful guesses into what's to come in the New Testament... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4: The Live-Action Remake
November 24, 2019 00:01 - 1 hour - 40.6 MBOn 3rd November 2019, history was made. Standing before a crowd of dozens, Sean McLoughlin & Eliot J Fallows celebrated completing the Old Testament by handing out The Old Testament Awards (nicknamed "The Testes")It was a thing of beauty.Later that night, they discovered the event was not recorded. After being bought out by a new, but very friendly megacorporation, it was suggested that Sean and Eliot "remake" the event in "live action" to include all of the content, but none of the heart or ...
3: The Minor Prophets: Part 2
November 03, 2019 00:01 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBUh Oh! It's the end of The Old Testament and there's a rival boyband in town! What a dramatic milestone!Looks like The Irish one (Micah), The one who becomes a TV presenter (Nahum), The one who leaves early for a solo career (Habakkuk), The one with the talent (Zephaniah), The druggie one (Haggai), The one who doesn't matter (Zechariah), and The one who does Big Brother in 2029 (Malachi).TODAY (3rd November) is the date of the LIVE SHOW! If you're on the fence, please buy a ticket before this...
3: The Minor Prophets: Part Two
November 03, 2019 00:01 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBUh Oh! It's the end of The Old Testament and there's a rival boyband in town! What a dramatic milestone! Looks like The Irish one (Micah), The one who becomes a TV presenter (Nahum), The one who leaves early for a solo career (Habakkuk), The one with the talent (Zephaniah), The druggie one (Haggai), The one who doesn't matter (Zechariah), and The one who does Big Brother in 2029 (Malachi). TODAY (3rd November) is the date of the LIVE SHOW! If you're on the fence, please buy a ticket before th...
2: The Minor Prophets: Part 1
October 20, 2019 22:02 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBCall all the teenage girls you know and tell them to run away from home and go to the podcast shop because Captain Sean McLoughlin and First Mate Eliot J Fallows are bringing you the newest, sexiest boyband in all of Jerusalem. We've got the bad boy (Hosea), The boy next door (Joel), The one who dies young (Amos), The mums' favourite who probably turns out to be the one who gets caught sending pics of his penis to girls (Obadiah) and gay one with the best voice (Jonah)It's the penultimate epi...
1: Ezekiel & Daniel
October 05, 2019 23:01 - 1 hour - 46 MBWell touch my toes and call me a hoe, we're back baby! Series 3 is here and it's super queer. You want entertainment? Well we're serving up some grade-A enter-shame-ment. You want the truth? You can't handle the poops. Boy-howdy, wee-willy-wotsits! Your mother hates your guts!The Books of Ezekiel and Daniel are so hip and cool that we'd be under scrutiny by the HIGHEST court in the goddamn land if we didn't warn you ahead of time that you will DIE if you don't listen to this red HOT 80 minute...
BONUS: Monk & Cowboy
September 28, 2019 23:01 - 24 minutes - 13.9 MBSurprise! It's been a long, hot, wet summer and we're here to towel you down and get you up to speed.After the events of Series 2, we thought it best to catch you up on everything we've been up to in preparation for Series 3, which starts on 6th October...Plus we're doing a LIVE SHOW and we need to promote it... It's on 3rd November at the Bill Murray Angel Comedy Club in London. 18:45. £5.Get yourself a ticket and come and join us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10: Lamentations (A Star World Special)
June 29, 2019 23:01 - 42 minutes - 24.6 MBOh boy! (or her!)It's time for our big fall out! This is NOT for publicity or to boost our numbers. We're honestly breaking up and there'll never be another episode ever again until series 3.This is major. This is catastrophic. This is Chewbacco.WARNING: May contain material that could be unsuitable for everyone because it's so dumb and gross and childish, but in many ways, because of the layering of plot, character and meaning it's actually very clever British Podcast Awards.Only review it i...
9: Isaiah & Jeremiah
June 15, 2019 23:01 - 55 minutes - 32 MBNow here's the thing. Both Isaiah and Jeremiah go over things we've already done. And I know what you're thinking:"Nobody's MAKING you read the Bible" And you're right. Our only response is this:"These books may have been tough to get through, but by JOVE, we love it. Sometimes we love the things that hurt us most. That's what makes it the most powerful force in the universe."Also we do some legally questionable things.Only review it if you like it and can PROVE you can count to five.Follow t...
BONUS: Come From A Land Down Under
May 11, 2019 23:02 - 16 minutes - 9.69 MBG'night and welcome along to a special announcement from Sean and Eliot, separated by oceans and various emotional walls. Due to Sean's career and Eliot's finances, we've been delayed slightly but a brand new proper episode will be with you soon. Until then, please enjoy this mini-thing and maybe go back and listen to some of your choice faves! Have a wonderful life before we see you time (in two weeks, as usual) and always remember - MURDER IS LEGAL IN EVERY COUNTRY. GO FOR IT. Hosted ...
8: Ecclesiastes & Song of Solomon
April 20, 2019 23:01 - 1 hour - 43 MBWhile you're celebrating Easter (what even is it?) we're doing a big ol' pranks with our APRIL FOOLS' DAY episode!!!!!!!1!!!! It's a bloody rollercoaster this week, as Ecclesiastes goes on about how dire and pointless life is right before the sexy Song of Solomon is all like "Love and Sex and hard necks are the best and most pointingful." Thanks for the lovely reviews. Follow the show on Twitter: @Biblepod And Sean: @SeanMcLoughlin And Eliot: @EliotJFallows Email: readthebiblepod@gma...
7: Proverbs
April 06, 2019 23:01 - 1 hour - 39.3 MBWhat is a proverb? We don't know. It's like a sentence but more aggressive. Aggressive to the soul. Like a soul knife. But then someone twists the soul knife so it opens up a new bit of your soul. Like a soul door wedge. But then someone trips on the soul door wedge because the door isn't open all the way and your newfound morals rub people the wrong way. So you find yourself more enlightened and in tune with the universe, but ultimately you're also more alone. Welcome to our comedy podcas...
6: Psalms
March 24, 2019 00:01 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBKevin Spacey. Dustin Hoffman. Eliot J Fallows. All great actors, just doing some great acting. Bit of a weird one this week, not going to lie. Eliot's desperate for work and he's not above begging or writing in the third person. He'll do ANYTHING. So come along for a powerful masterclass and showcase in acting. Pay attention, Marvel/ Disney/ anyone else. You might learn a thing or two. PSean does the sound effects, but he already has a career, so no bother there. Follow the show...
5: Job
March 10, 2019 02:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MBIn this very special episode of your favourite podcast, Sean and Eliot discuss the many complexities of life. Get yourselves prepped and propped ready for the most invasive and possibly even painful episode of your actual favourite podcast. We do go deep, so if you're not comfortable at any time, just say and we can adjust as necessary. Again, thanks for those reviews and please don't question your actions or look yourself in the mirror. Hashtag Fleabag, Michael Jackson, Alan Partridge, B...
4: Ezra & Nehemiah & Esther
February 24, 2019 00:01 - 1 hour - 49.9 MBIt's 11am, so WHIZZBANG AND THE KID are here to bang your morning into submission. Ezra and Nehemiah follow the Israelites' return to Jerusalem after their exile, but some bloody mishaps occur (if you consider people being in love to be a mishap) Esther is a story of female empowerment and the consumption of liquids. Follow the show on Twitter: @Biblepod And Sean: @SeanMcLoughlin And Eliot: @EliotJFallows Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
3: Chronicles
February 17, 2019 00:01 - 37 minutes - 21.7 MBIt's a special surprise episode! That's right Josiah, the Bible features it's very own clip show, so why the heck shouldn't we? It's time to reflect on everything we've learned so far and ask your family for forgiveness. It's mostly about Disney remakes and blue Will Smith. It's not a proper clip show though, so do please listen and tell your stupid friends to as well. Follow the show on Twitter: @biblepod Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
2: Kings
February 10, 2019 03:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MBBack in the Bible days, people would rely on old people to run their lives and sit on a big chair. Sometimes they would do something important, but most of the time they'd just faff about and make a big mess. Welcome to Kings. Sean and Eliot Habbo all over your Habbo to Habbo a Habbo and flip it upside-down. Plus Sean's finances are being Habbo'd and Eliot met Habbo which led to a big Habbo breakdown. Twitter: @biblepod Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
1: Ruth & Samuel
January 27, 2019 12:01 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBWe're back from Devonshire and ready to get back to work with a second coming! Sean takes us through the Book of Ruth, which basically works as an old-fashioned rom-com, only with more threshing. Then Eliot tackles the Book(s) of Samuel, which chart the rise and fall of King David, including his epic battle with Shantay Goliath. Twitter: @biblepod Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10: Judges (A Christmas Special)
December 23, 2018 13:00 - 1 hour - 47 MBHi Dan, just copy and paste this into the description: "Sean and Eliot are alive and bring you a festive treat as the first series of their popular podcast concludes. The Book of Judges features numerous stories including the failures of Israel and the tale of Samson & Delilah. The show will return in January 2019, with more accurate and respectful episodes. Twitter: @BiblePod Email: [email protected]" And then see me in the boardroom to discuss your progress so far. Regards...
9: Joshua
December 02, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBAfter Moses left the story, the producers of the Bible were forced to find a new lead character. Will Joshua measure up? Will audiences find his David Spade-esque nonsense endearing or pointless? He's pointless. Also Sean has big personal news and Eliot demands bacon. Please leave a nice comment on iTunes or tell your friends about us so we can survive. Thanks. Twitter: @biblepod Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8: Numbers: Part 2 & Deuteronomy
November 18, 2018 12:01 - 1 hour - 48.8 MBAnd so, it came to pass that Moses' story did end. It is as sad, mystical and violent as the rest of it has been. Plus there's a talking donkey! Also Sean has a brush with Hollywood and Eliot campaigns for the mental health of a beloved Disney character. Please leave a nice comment on iTunes or tell your friends about us so we can survive. Thanks. Twitter: @biblepod Email: [email protected] (Facebook page coming… soon) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7: Numbers: Part 1
November 11, 2018 12:01 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBWe hath returned to the people of pod and said unto thee: Come. Moses and his team are rocking across he desert on their world tour. They've had enough of the warm embrace of God and would rather be slaves again. I'm sure he'll be fine with that. Also Eliot finally gave Sean a birthday present Please leave a nice comment on iTunes or tell your friends about us so we can survive. Thanks. Twitter: @biblepod Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
6: Leviticus
October 13, 2018 23:01 - 1 hour - 49.6 MBLet's talk about God's views on sex, baby. Leviticus is a tricky book to enjoy, but flipping Heaven, do we have a fun show for you. Tips and tricks for how to stay on God's good side. Cow killing 101. Aaron suffers, Moses prevails. Would you like to make love? Well chances are, God ain't gonna like it. Twitter: @biblepod Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5: Exodus: Part 2
September 29, 2018 23:01 - 1 hour - 41.5 MBWe came. We read. We conquered. Moses is in a sticky wicket wandering through the desert with his pals. Will they discover he's an alien? Can Aaron make it back to the future? Is Jethro going to add more dates to his Promised Land Tour? Find out in the thrilling conclusion to our Exodus saga. Please leave a nice comment on iTunes or tell your friends about us so we can survive. Thanks. Twitter: @biblepod Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
4: Exodus: Part 1
September 15, 2018 23:01 - 1 hour - 41.1 MBPack your bags and get ready for an action-packed adventure as we flee from Genesis and smash into the righteous abs of Exodus. We've got flaming bushes, we've got magic tricks, we've got an oppressed people that only a potential UFO and a time traveller from the future can save. Things are heating up. Enjoy! Please rate/review us on iTunes so BibleCorp don't get mad at us. Twitter: @biblepod Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3: Genesis: Part 3
September 01, 2018 23:01 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBIt's the third and final part of our Book of Genesis trilogy, and boy do things get saucy. We are introduced to a little fella called Abram (or is it Abraham) and find out all about his family and his strange dealings with Gord. We also visit the horrendous cesspools of Sodom and Gomorrah, plus are shocked to our core by the most bizarre plot-line we've come across so far…. Also Eliot has been in an incident which could be described as Biblical and Sean is tired and just wants to go to a bi...
2: Genesis: Part 2
August 18, 2018 23:01 - 51 minutes - 29.3 MBAll aboard l'arche de Noé! Part two of our Genesis trilogy is here and we tackle the wettest story in the whole book (so far) as our famed protagonist God literally kills billions of people. Also we find out about the tower of Babel and ask just how old all these motherfuckers are in this book? Twitter: @biblepod Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1: Genesis: Part 1
August 04, 2018 23:01 - 1 hour - 35.7 MBWe're starting from the very beginning, with the creation of (almost) everything in the universe through the introduction of our enigmatic leading man, God. Then we visit Adam and Eve, and try and figure out if they are as dumb as their offspring. The scale of this task is hitting us in the face. Please enjoy. Also Sean is a hero and Eliot has a feature. Twitter: @biblepod Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In The Beginning...
July 23, 2018 23:00 - 25 minutes - 14.6 MBWelcome to Sean & Eliot Read The Bible, the official podcast of the Holy Bible. In this special introductory episode you'll meet your guides on this great quest, Sean McLoughlin (Comedian/Catholic) and Eliot J Fallows (Old Man/Heathen) as they go through their plans for tackling this historic text. Follow the show on Twitter: @Biblepod And Sean: @SeanMcLoughlin And Eliot: @EliotJFallows Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.