This week we are stuck in the most boring time loop ever while we discuss “Monday”! We’re talking twitchy Chihuahua women, Mulder sleeping in a BED, the timeline breaking if Scully does not get an opportunity to stroke Mulder’s hair, how much we hate Screaming Woman, and some extremely upsetting Kimberly lore that we are going to elect to ignore for the rest of the show. We discover that Mulder and Scully would definitely play Bitey, wonder what a bank supply catalog is, cheer on Gillian Anderson screaming “Nooooo!”, and get really excited about the fact that we have cracked the Mulder code. Seriously, we think we broke the entire show wide open with this one; it changes everything. Also: watch out, gang, there’s a new throuple of boring guys hitting DC! Skinner's polycule better watch its back.

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