This week we are investigating alien lighthouses while we discuss “Patient X”! We’re talking Mulder being addicted to people hating him, Amanda chemical burning all her meat, Jeffrey Spender’s fear of becoming Spooky Spender, Scully very reluctantly admitting to aliens, and welcome back the greatest boy Krycek. Alex Krycek: every line a clunker. We spend a lot of time missing the cool Amish aliens, discover that the Backroom Boys are really a metaphor for climate change, cheer on our new favorite character Quiet Willy, get jump-scared by Krycek and Marita hardcore making out, and chart the development of a new polycule. Hey. It’s been a while.

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