This week we’re paying extra for a Screaming Demon passport photo while we discuss “Unruhe”! We’re talking Mulder and Scully’s scaffolding kink, reveal Vince Gilligan’s brand-new dumb nickname Li’l Dolla Fish, detail our hot new business model where we kidnap people to inspire them to learn a new language (invest now in Captive Conjugation LLC!), and muse on whether our show would be that different if we were lobotomized. We talk about why Scully can never go back to Minnesota or Michigan now (bad day for ‘M’ states), advocate for Mulder getting kidnapped more, and wonder why exactly Darren Criss is here committing photo crimes. Also, every time we have to say Unruhe it is really good and well-pronounced and not embarrassing at all. Sorry, the German language :(

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