Scruffy Ginger Pod - Episode 003

Adam Rank decided to get off his couch, and he predicted the Titans will go 3-13 this year. We ran the numbers, and we just came out with a different outcome. Baker is going to wake up feeling sluggish, Andrew Luck will need to have his ankle booboo kissed before suiting up, the Jags are the equivalent to a peewee football team, Matt Ryan realizes nobody likes him, the Bills are the Bills, Joe Flacco needs murders and woman beaters to win a Super Bowl, the Chargers...I forgot to talk about...but they understand they're the stepchild in LA, Famous Jameis loves to talk about rape, the Panthers endorse pouting after losing, the Chiefs won't forget what we did to them, the Jags graduate from elementary school, Andrew Luck's stomach hurts from crying the night before, AB will have a bruised thumb, the Texans will be starting their 3rd string players by this point in the season, the Saints go marching into pit of despair, and the Texans forget their owner can't come back to life only to die again and get a trap game win. So basically, we're going 16-0 this year.  Next, we briefly discuss Fantasy Football, and we'll definitely continue that topic on future episodes. Remember, if you're not first, it's ok cause neither are the Jags.