Screaming Into Traffic
96 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 6 years ago - ★★★★★ - 22 ratingsScreaming Into Traffic with Johnny Lopez is a humorous weekly recap of the latest in pop culture, entertainment and gay news from the opinionated mind of celebrity blogger Johnny Lopez. Join LA Lopez and his holy trinity of panelists, Josh Wells, Joshua Rogers and Lou Verdi, as they keep it real, raw and ridiculous.
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Episodes
EP 410 - Beychella, Circuit Parties, Comey Interview
April 19, 2018 21:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC gets their wig snatched by #Beychella, that Comey interview, a drag queen on 'American Idol' & the resurgence of circuit parties. All that plus A Quiet Place, Sofi Tukker, Stormy Daniels & the latest cuckoo bananas Caitlyn update. So get in formation like Kelly & Michelle and listen up, children!
EP 409: Deleting Facebook, Bottom-Shaming & Nicki vs. Cardi B
April 12, 2018 21:46 - 1 hour - 138 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC does some real good with the help of guest Rob K. Scott & National Donate Life Month. (Be an organ donor, kids!) But then we get right back to our usual hijinks by ranting about deleting Facebook, bottom-shaming & pitting Nicki Minaj & Cardi B against each other. All that plus Stormy Daniel's Dump dick pics, Travolta's sex jet & the ultimate Jersey Shore marry, f*ck, kill. So GTL... gym, tan & listen!
Ep 408: Where Is Johnny Lopez?
April 05, 2018 20:49 - 1 hour - 22 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC goes rogue without Johnny Lopez & hits up those Miss Vanjie memes, sex positive therapists, drag closets, prostate examines, Cardi B's album, the ultimate Grindr fail, super gonorrhea & Margot Robbie's gay brother. All that plus a Caitlyn Jenner marriage proposal. So say 'I do' to Josh, Joshua & Lou on the ones & twos!
EP 407: 'Roseanne' War, Stormy Daniels & Miss Vanjie
March 29, 2018 20:12 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC battles the Great ROSEANNE War of 2018, marches for our lives with Kathy Griffin, thirsts after Stormy Daniels' hot daddy lawyer & eats up all of Miss Vanjie's cookies. All that plus pills, leather festivals, mind control & who bit Beyonce? So before you threaten to delete Facebook ... listen, like, comment & share!
EP 406: Love Simon, Shangela-Gate, Unqualified Lesbians
March 22, 2018 22:23 - 1 hour - 96.4 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is all about gay mainstream romcoms, Shangela, binge-worthy sex cults, unqualified lesbians, terrible serial killers, Stormy Daniels halloween costumes & Caitlyn's nose ... you know the usual. All that plus we make our RuPaul's Drag Race season 10 predictions. So listen up & then go see "Love, Simon" dammit!
EP 405: 'Roid Rage, RuPaul Drama & Wig
March 15, 2018 17:58 - 1 hour - 101 MBThis week's SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC covers A Wrinkle in Time, RuPaul's transgender controversy, American Idol's return, Katy Perry, Joey Lawrence's bankruptcy, Scientology TV & more.
EP 404: Black Panther, Gay Olympics, Fergie
February 23, 2018 00:40 - 1 hour - 83.7 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC goes international and heads to Wakanda & Pyeongchang to cheer on all the hot menz in spandex! Then we ugly cry over 'Queer Eye' & try to make some sense out of that Fergie moment. All that plus Madonna, Caitlyn Jenner & the latest drama in LGBT nightlife. So listen here, on iTunes, Google Play or Spotify.
NAME THAT DRAG QUEEN QUIZ
February 13, 2018 19:55 - 6 minutes - 8.48 MBWe made a straight man who has never watched "RuPaul's Drag Race" take a quiz to see if he could pick out real RPDR queens from made up ones. The results are several minutes of hysterical realness! LISTEN FOR YOUR LIFE & then check out the full episode of SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC. #YokoOnoSheDidnt #CreamNoSugar #Karen
EP 403: Super Bowl, Queery Eye & Drag Race Quiz
February 08, 2018 22:54 - 1 hour - 130 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC takes a deep dive into Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl show with ultimate Prince fan Daniel Goldblatt from TheBlast.com. He's got stories about the Purple One, Suri Cruise and the wild west days of celebrity blogging. Then our Queer Eyes make straight guy Daniel lip sync for his life in a hysterical "RuPaul's Drag Race" quiz. So don't sashay away, just listen, like & share, henny!
EP 402: Grammys, SOTU & Donatella
February 01, 2018 21:35 - 1 hour - 116 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is flaunting a new lewk while recapping the Grammys, not clapping for the #SOTU & getting schooled by Donatella Versa-CHE. Plus Joshua unwinds in a Rage Room, Lou cheats with another podcast & Josh finally finds his focus. So listen up squirrel friends or we'll have to give you a gay parasite!
EP 401 - Women's March, Drag Race All-Stars, Poppers
January 26, 2018 21:37 - 56 minutes - 78.3 MBThe season 4 premiere of SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is loud & proud at the Women's March, clocking weaves on 'Drag Race All-Stars 3' & coming for Trumplickers like Roseanne, Tonya & gay conservatives. Plus Lou gets high on Troye Sivan, Joshua brings poppers back & Josh says I do to '90 Day Fiancé.' This episode is so off the rails, there's no way you could possibly #RESIST!
EP 324: RIP Roy Moore/Omarosa & Taylor Swift Review
December 14, 2017 23:01 - 1 hour - 89.2 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is all about Alabama, Omarosa's exit, Anderson Cooper's tweet & reviewing Taylor Swift's album. Plus we go deep on opioids, catty gays and the psychology of shirtless positive affirmation posts. So strike a pose, pick a quote and listen up!
EP 323: Silence Breakers, Lindsay Lohan & Tonya Harding
December 08, 2017 21:14 - 1 hour - 123 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is joined by Hollywood insider Caitlyn Becker to cheer the Silence Breakers, question Lindsay Lohan's US media tour & dissect Tonya Harding's red carpet return. Plus Josh goes Bitcoin bananas, Lou becomes a yes man & Joshua reveals 'Trixie & Katya' ain't a drag. All that plus the 'Saved By the Bell' story you don't want to miss! So take a break from the latest White House trash fire, because this is a must-listen!
EP 322: Matt Lauer, Call Me By Your Name & Gay Superheroes
December 01, 2017 21:08 - 1 hour - 80 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is giving two snaps up to Call Me By Your Name, Coco, Ladybird & hooking up in rural areas. Plus the horror of Matt Lauer's office, Melania's Christmas & the Grammy noms. All that & why gay superheroes have to step it up. It's a THRILLER, so you better listen or we'll have to LOCK YOU UP too!
EP 321: Sexiest Man Alive, Taylor Swift, Stranger Things
November 16, 2017 22:54 - 1 hour - 112 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is hot & bothered about the Sexiest Man Alive, Taylor's Swift new album, Stranger Things and the one issue we can actually get behind Trump on! Plus, we break down why some gays aren't man enough to do drag & others are wigging out on Grindr. So butch it up and listen, kweens!
EP 320 - Halloween Costumes, All-Stars 3, Pres Gaga
October 26, 2017 19:48 - 1 hour - 126 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC gets into Halloween shape with spin daddy Frankie Morales. We're pulling out all the weaves revealing our pop diva costumes, breaking down the Kathy Griffin/Anderson Cooper wig snatch, honoring our first Lady President & handicapping the new season of RPDR All-Stars 3. Plus Sam Smith, Caitlyn Jenner and our scary movie picks! So trick or treat and listen up, Boos!
EP 319: #MeToo, Fake Melanias & I'm Gay But ...
October 19, 2017 22:05 - 1 hour - 118 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC has real talk on the #MeToo viral campaign, Mike 'Bubbles' Pence's LGBT problem & why it's ok to be a gay stereotype. Plus, Lou perfects his Grindr game, Joshua shares some red state love & Josh reveals his shocking Britney secret! So do your best Fake Melania impression and listen up!
EP 318: National Coming Out Day, SATC 3, Will & Grace
October 12, 2017 21:11 - 1 hour - 124 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is loud & proud for National Coming Out Day, Will & Grace's middle-age gays & Eminem's Trump takedown. Then we throw shame at Lohan's Weinstein rant, Caitlyn's latest transgression & the stunt kween that just went back in the closet. All that plus our big fat drunken Mexican gaycation, Blade Runner & 'SATC 3' dream casting. So all you Carries, Mirandas & Charlottes get ready, because this is a must-listen!
EP 317 - Pick Up, Gaga & Total Bottoms
September 28, 2017 20:54 - 1 hour - 53.4 MBThis week Screaming Into Traffic spotlights the hit gay indie film 'Pick-Up' with writer/director Joshua Alan Rogers & producer Michaela Starr. Plus, Louis does the #ForTheDChallenge, Josh Wells breaks some news and I finally have my date with Jake Gyllenhall. All that & Lady Gaga's Truth or Dare moment, coming out as a total bottom, keeping up with the unwed pregnant Kardashians and Katy Perry's Groupon tour. So #TakeAKnee you sons of bitches, because this is a must-listen.
EP 316 - Emmys, mother! & Mariah
September 21, 2017 20:23 - 1 hour - 72 MBThis week Screaming Into Traffic chimes in on the best & worst from the Emmys, all the mother! backlash & why Mariah is like a futon mattress. Plus media powerhouse Gillian Sheldon (Xprize, TMZ, Participant) recounts breaking that epic Britney head shaving story, working with the Kardashians & dealing with Scientologists. So plug in your e-meter, because this is a must-listen!
EP 315: IT, Clowns & Grindr Clowns
September 14, 2017 22:10 - 1 hour - 94 MBThis week Screaming Into Traffic is clowning on IT, AHS:Cult and Grindr newbies. Plus we're talking with our Jersey girl Jackie Tumaian about Lady Gaga run-ins, the 10th anniv of Britney's VMA implosion and CNN's category 5 Hurricane Irma tight t-shirt thirst trap. So hunker down & evacaute your plans, because this is a must-listen!
EP 314: Strike a Pose Edition
August 31, 2017 18:04 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBThis week Screaming Into Traffic strikes a pose with Wilhelmina Models agent Autumn Cannella Rebasti. Autumn gives us an inside look into what it takes to werk the runway, the Instagram girl revolution & why you don't necessarily have to be a children's medium anymore. Plus that 'Game of Thrones' finale, VMAs, the Katy Perry vs Taylor Swift video battle & the ultimate Tushy upgrade. So run, don't walk - in your Melania heels - & listen!
EP 313: Sam Pancake, Eclipse & Madonna Quiz
August 24, 2017 20:23 - 1 hour - 101 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is in hysterics with one of the funniest people we know, actor Sam Pancake (Legally Blonde 2, Kitchen Confidential, Golden Girlz Live). Sam's got hilarious stories about auditioning, working and networking as an out actor in the biz. Plus we take a social media blackout, get a sneak peek at the 'Will & Grace' reboot & top it off with the ultimate Madonna quiz. So put back on your eclipse sunglasses and get ready for the shade, kids!
EP 312: Drag Diva Cake Moss
August 11, 2017 16:32 - 1 hour - 93.4 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is dusted for the daytime with Weho drag sensation Cake Moss & she's spilling all the tea on everything from auditoning for RuPaul's Drag Race to tucking to staying ahead of the game in the competitive drag scene. Plus, Michelle Rodriguez's gender flop, Aaron Carter's arrival & Usher goes viral. So run for cover, because this episode is fire & fury!
Ep 311 - Nightlife Edition
August 03, 2017 21:35 - 1 hour - 126 MBGood news! You're on the list plus one as SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC gets into the groove with LA nightlife honcho Luke Nero to reclaim our time about the state of gay clubs, NY vs Weho & those dreaded bachelorette parties. But first I geek out over #AtomicBlonde, Louis & Joshua get us up to speed on Cardi B & Julia Michaels and Josh proves size really does matter. This episode is lit AF and it's ... right in front of your salad!
Britney Spears Trivia Game
August 01, 2017 19:21 - 6 minutes - 9.1 MBTake 5 minutes and listen to the ultimate Britney Spears perfume trivia game from SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC! It's hysterical & chock full of information you didn't know you needed in your life. Then go ahead & subscribe to the podcast, the Cult of Britney implores you. #Oopsies
Ep 310 - Anti-Trump & Gay Icons
July 27, 2017 21:27 - 1 hour - 90.1 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC goes all in on the Orange Cheeto with our very own flossy posse queen Michel Verdi. #RESIST But first I get triggered by Girls Trip, Lou puts his hands up for freestyle concerts, Josh drags Laura Linney & Joshua schools us on gender history. Plus eyebrow tips, picking gay icons, Caitlyn vs. OJ & the ulitmate Tara Reid trivia test. This episode is extra loud & proud!
EP 309: Daddy Edition
July 20, 2017 20:47 - 1 hour - 88.2 MBThis week Screaming Into Traffic gets an amazing lesson in fatherhood as cool daddy Antonio Martinez walks us through how he became papa to twins! Then Joshua & I break down the past, present & future of Netflix hit Glow, Lou hollas back at HBO's Defiant Ones & Josh drops the most hysterical jury duty tips. Then we top it all off by taking the ultimate Britney Spears trivia test! #Oopsies It's hilarious & a must listen!
EP 308: It Gets Better Edition
July 13, 2017 21:26 - 1 hour - 111 MBIt gets real this week on SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC as we're joined by It Gets Better Project's Executive Director, Brian Wenke. Inspired by IGBP's amazing work, Joshua, Lou, Josh & myself give advice to our former closeted teen selves. But before things get too emotional, we go in on Andrew Garfield's "gay" comments, Kesha's return, Britney's latest struggle, clubbing into your 40s, the Fire Island invasion & more. This week is so XTRA, it's a MUST listen!
EP 307: 'RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE' Extravaganza
June 29, 2017 18:58 - 1 hour - 83.7 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is lip synching for our lives with a "Rupaul's Drag Race" extravaganza featuring RPDR wardrobe stylist Art Conn. We've got the season 9 tea on that epic finale, Sasha Velour's charisma uniqueness nerve & talent, Valentina-gate & more. Plus what it's like getting Michelle Visage & Mama Ru snatched for the gawds. So shantay you stay ... but only if you listen, like & share, hunties!
EP 306: Lorde, Apps, BabaDONG
June 22, 2017 20:30 - 1 hour - 97.7 MBI really love doing this podcast every week and getting to act a fool discussing everything from Lorde's new album, to the White House's blatant disregard of HIV/AIDS to the lunacy of the new Rachel Maddow Ken Doll. Throw in The BabaDONG, crazy weed strains, reviews of the latest dating apps & an Alaska Thunderfuck origin story and you've got the latest ep of SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC! Give it a listen, kitty girls!
Ep 305: Rainbow flag, Sports, DC Pride/March
June 15, 2017 20:01 - 1 hour - 79.9 MBThis week's Screaming Into Traffic has got rainbow flag drama, Maxine Waters, DC Pride, cheesy homo-erotic thrillers, gay uncles, Claire Underwood, SPORTS, Little Mix and skinny Jonah Hill. Plus we give our Drag Race predictions and welcome Emmy winning TV producer Jamie McCarty to the show. So listen, like & share or we'll go Kamala Harris on your ass!
EP 304 - Gay Pride, Wonder Woman, Lace Shorts
June 08, 2017 20:34 - 1 hour - 80.8 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is showing our LGBT pride by shouting about the equality march, Wonder Woman, Ivanka, Kathy Griffin, Bill Maher & lace shorts for men with our special guest Stephan Horbelt from Hornet/Unicorn Booty. So be loud, be proud & like, listen & share this like your rights depend on it! #Resist
THE LOST EPISODE - Drag, Grindr & Beauty & the Beast
June 01, 2017 20:19 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBIt's a very special "lost" episode of SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC featuring L.A. face kween Pssy Wells! This week the #covfefe is all about the state of drag, air travel gone wild, Grindr in the afternoon & the dark side of "Beauty & the Beast." So while the environment implodes, you can like, listen & share!
Ep 303: Katy Perry, Valentina, Baywatch, Celine Dion
May 25, 2017 19:43 - 1 hour - 123 MBThe week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is making noize about the drag dramz with Katy Perry & Valentina, that Celine Dion performance, Twin Peaks, 'Mommie Dead & Dearest,' Baywatch & the state of nightlife in the Trump era with special guest Caleb Crowder of Ostbahnhof LA. So act like a 'nut job' and listen, like & share! #SwishSwishBish
EP 302: Special Prosecutors, Rompers, Will & Grace 2.0
May 18, 2017 20:11 - 1 hour - 50.9 MBEveryone relax, the new ep of SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is here & we're making noize about special prosecutors, the new 'Will & Grace' trailer, that 'American Gods' scene, Rompers for men, 'Master of None,' & that show about the Abbey. So put down the CNN alerts, breathe & listen, like & share! I said listen, like & share, okkrrr!
Ep 301: Billy Francesca - Drag Race, White Party, Handmaid's Tale
May 11, 2017 20:07 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBThe season 3 premiere of SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC has arrived with special guest, WeHo celebrity BILLY FRANCESCA! And we're making all kinds of noize about Drag Race, Fire Island, White Party, Richard Simmons, 'Handmaid's Tale' & West Hollywood's glory days. So pour a glass, check your edges & like, listen & share!
EP 158: Bell Biv DeVOS, Gaga Bowl & Riverdale
February 10, 2017 20:39 - 1 hour - 52.1 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is ranting & raving about that Gaga show, that Betsy DeVos tragedy, that Melissa McCarthy surprise attack, that Caitlyn Jenner nonsense & that Leah Remini bombshell. So take a deep breath, pour some Pinot, remove your wig and like, listen & share!
EP 157 - Beyonce's Twins, Winona's Face & Bannon's Presidency
February 04, 2017 18:26 - 1 hour - 51.6 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is all about Executive Disorders, Beyonce's twins, Winona Ryder's face melt, Mischa Barton's "return" and a dissection of 'The Bachelor.' So stop fighting on FB with your third cousin once removed & listen to this rant!
EP 156: Women's March, Oscar Noms & Alternative Facts
January 28, 2017 01:15 - 1 hour - 47.7 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC joins the resistance with a recap from the Women's March, Oscar nominations, the 'Queer Eye' reboot & a glimpse of the trash-masterpiece that is the Britney Lifetime movie. All that plus a readying from the Maxine Waters book of shade.
EP 155: Will & Grace, Deplorable Hearings & George Michael
January 21, 2017 06:36 - 1 hour - 51.6 MBThis week Screaming Into Traffic - with the help of world famous DJ Aaron Elvis - spins the alternative facts on those cuckoo bird confirmation hearings, Jennifer Holiday & Vivica A. Fox's gay backlash, Will & Grace 2.0, George Michael's impact and why you better not sleep on Netflix's 'One Day at a Time.' All that plus a very special deplorable edition of Marry, Fuck , Kill. So listen up ... or we'll have to sic Leah Remini on you!
EP 154: MADONNA'S SPEECH, BOTOX & SCIENTOLO-ZOMBIES
December 16, 2016 23:26 - 1 hour - 51.9 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC enlists the help of Weho's First Lady Michel Verdi Krymis to sound off on Madonna's amazing speech, Botox problems, the Trump & Kanye circus, 'LA LA Land', sexism, 'Walking Dead's Scientology crisis & the fashion power of Caitlyn Jenner. Now we may not be Russian ... but we're definitely hacks. So listen up!
EP 153: TRUMPMARES, FIDEL CASTRO & LEAH REMINI
December 02, 2016 21:23 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBSCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is back from a four week post-election Trumpcation & we're getting into the deplorable swing of things by ranting bigly about Fidel's death, Leah Remini's last stand, that 'Prince Charming' finale, 'Moonlight' and Brendan Fraser's huge new role. So stop reading fake news and listen to some real talk!
EP 152 - BISEXUALS, BAD COSTUMES & BLACK MIRROR
November 04, 2016 20:32 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is all about judging your bad Halloween costumes, spotting real bisexual men, loving 'Black Mirror's '80s lesbians, raving about Lady Gaga's album sales and CLOWNS. So forget about CNN and listen to these raving lunatics instead!
EP 151: GOING GAGA FOR GRIGIO GIRLS
October 28, 2016 20:37 - 1 hour - 50.6 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC - and our sixth Spice Girl in this bitch, Jason Marshall - are all about Lady Gaga's 'Joanne,' Weho Halloween angst, 'The Walking Dead's killer premiere, Cuban drag film 'Viva,' the haunting power of 'Moonlight,' Janet Jackson's Teletubby chic and applying to be the next Gay Bachelor. So all you Grigio Girls, listen up!
EP 150: Like a Virgin with Luke Perry
October 21, 2016 19:57 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC - along with stylist Art Conn - throw in our two cents on that 'Drag Race' finale, Melania Trump impersonations, getting blocked 101, virginity stories, 'Westworld', 'Insecure', 'Divorce,' lesbian weddings, 'The Outsiders' gay problem and why Luke Perry still matters. So if you like your pop culture real, raw & ridiculous, we got you, nasty women!
EP 149 - P*SSY GATE, the DEBATE & NO CAITLYN UPDATE
October 13, 2016 21:30 - 1 hour - 67.7 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC - with special guest Jason Coffey - will grab you by the p*ssy with talk of the 2nd debate, Coming Out Day, Drag Race, Gay Bachelors, Sia's "live" concert, clown sightings and a Kardashian/Jenner blackout. So if you like your pop culture raw, real & ridiculous ... we got you, boo!
EP 148: Debates, Will & Grace, Hairy Jake
September 30, 2016 19:57 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC - with special guest Brian Particelli - gets politically incorrect over the DEBATE, Will & Grace, Transparent's return, ThursGAY night TV (Drag Race, Charming, Runway) and Jake Gyllenhaal's controversial BUSH endorsement. So if you like your pop culture raw, real & ridiculous ... we got you, boo.
EP 147 - BRANGELINA, EMMYS & JONBENET
September 23, 2016 21:44 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is reeling from the BRANGELINA BREAKUP, the Diversity EMMYS, the JONBENET mystery being solved..sorta, Lady Gaga's basic makeover and the fabulous return of Corey Feldman. So if you like your pop culture raw, real & ridiculous ... we got you, boo.
EP 146: Rupaul, Prince Charming & Gaga
September 16, 2016 17:59 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBThis week SCREAMING INTO TRAFFIC is joined by TV & nightlife producer Woody Woodbeck as we rant about Rupaul's Emmy, Gay Bachelor's black tie problems, Lady Gaga's Illusion, American Horror Story's premiere, Naya Rivera & Tim Gunn's scalding hot tea & Kim Zolciak's new, um, look. So if you like your pop culture raw, real & ridiculous ...we got you, boo.