Say That to Ajay 020 - I Will Always Blame You

Say That to Ajay

English - April 20, 2021 07:12 - 57 minutes - 63 MB
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DON’T HATE THE PLAYER(S) - HATE THE GAME SCHEDULES

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1380567123525730304?s=12 < Jim on Tuesday talking about how everyone’s pumped to be back

https://twitter.com/pr_nhl/status/1381004232573259777?s=12 < Wednesday, Canucks in it to win it says NHL

https://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/2150453 < Patient zero gets deported

https://twitter.com/thomasdrance/status/1382448914800943104?s=12

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/31258588/vancouver-canucks-jt-miller-says-dangerous-rush-team-back-covid-19-outbreak < JT not having a good time

NUMBERS DON’T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE

https://twitter.com/vicleungiddoc/status/1380549554177671169?s=12 < rapid tests shelf life getting smaller and smaller by the week

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1380643612539547649 < Last Friday - 332 Hospitalizations

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/11/canada-ski-resort-p1-covid-variant-whistler < Whistler getting noticed on the world stage

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1382045064210178048?s=12 < The data you get is what you get, don’t you dare try to be upset

https://twitter.com/SoniaFurstenau/status/1382048510397227009 < Once again Sonia the only sane voice in the legislature

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1382112238966697986?s=12 < Tuesday 377 Hospitalizations

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1382472036501442563?s=12 < Wednesday 397 Hospitalizations

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1382804517612257280 < Thursday 409 Hospitalizations

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1382811422510370820 < where’s this data from, Prov of BC

GETTING NEEDLES IN ARMS LIKE IT’S EAST VAN

https://twitter.com/VCHhealthcare/status/1380654763579166723 < Local celebrities get coaxed into impromptu photo shoot

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/astrazeneca-vaccine-expired-shot-pharmacy-1.5980941 < Best before dates be damned, we’re getting it into the arm!

https://twitter.com/janellelapointe/status/1380651258420203520?s=12 < Investigative Reporter Janelle got the shot
https://twitter.com/janellelapointe/status/1382440810075983875 < Unfortunately she also got COVID, because this province doesn’t care about people

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1381318479672827905?s=12 < Whistler gets the line skip

https://twitter.com/janetbrown980/status/1381655809432559617?s=12 < Surrey Cops purposely getting stabbed

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1381733580502536193 < Register for the vaccine, fuck the system

https://twitter.com/akurjata/status/1381734363193311234?s=12 < Prince Rupert’s next door neighbours getting fucked

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/health-canada-astra-zeneca-rare-side-effects-1.5986988 < AstraZeneca good to go now for everyone

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE QUEEN’S COUSIN

https://twitter.com/bclegislature/status/1380539143747379202?s=12

https://twitter.com/jjhorgan/status/1380542285503291392?s=12 < John Horgan cares more about Prince Phillip than DMX

EARL 4 MISSION MAYOR
https://www.mission.ca/municipal-hall/elections/

BC THE ONLY PROVINCE WITH MULTIPLE HOGWARTS

https://twitter.com/bcschoolcovid/status/1380417406569390081?s=12 < School boards, not the Minister of Education, can make the call to close schools

https://twitter.com/billamos/status/1380359211922518019?s=12 < Schools are not workplaces, they are their own designation

http://www.bcchildrens.ca/about/news-stories/news/2020/vancouver-schools-receiving-take-home-covid-19-sample-collection-kits-for-students < 12 kits per school in Vancouver… TWELVE

https://twitter.com/jer_ralph/status/1380683462785462272?s=12 < The province’s mind is always on pussy...cats

https://twitter.com/tsawyer87701002/status/1380721626996613120?s=12 <primary school teacher having a hard time finding out the father… I mean, initial infection

https://twitter.com/adrianabarton/status/1380889178871713797?s=12 < What’s the point of stages if you’re not going to use them

https://twitter.com/nythealth/status/1381423116824539138?s=12 < It’s okay, kids only get heart problems after being asymptomatic

https://twitter.com/cbcnewsbc/status/1381742728061591552 < Schools are less risky, and mental health of kids is important

https://twitter.com/BCschoolCovid/status/1382377281696395267 < Mental health you say?

https://twitter.com/pattibacchus/status/1381785788518567936?s=12

https://twitter.com/pattibacchus/status/1382128113304276992?s=12 < Fortunately, schools run too efficiently

https://twitter.com/pattibacchus/status/1381815965889875971?s=12 < tip of the efficiency iceberg

https://twitter.com/BCschoolCovid/status/1381854596935524352

https://twitter.com/colinr23/status/1381957871634542595

https://twitter.com/BCschoolCovid/status/1381974173765890048

https://twitter.com/DavidWa59907969/status/1382352251331629058 < Over 80+ exposures/day last few days

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1382802567730655233 < Now that the tourist sector is safe, we are now able to vaccinate our front line workers

https://twitter.com/chek_news/status/1381063191929573382?s=12 <pulling kids and staff shortages

RESTRICTIONS WILL END WHEN I SAY THEY END

https://twitter.com/chrisgailus/status/1380576619538968576 < Not the policies, but the people

https://twitter.com/ianjamesyoung70/status/1380429652552912896 < You don’t need anti-science populism when the incumbent already has that playbook

https://twitter.com/AdrianaBarton/status/1380618176786878464 < 55% of people actually smart

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-liquor-servers-to-get-pay-boost-on-par-with-general-minimum-wage-increase-1.5982237?cmp=rss < At least the liquor servers are getting a livable wage

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1381022862333550593?s=12 < Adrian (unfortunately) stuck to his word

https://mailchi.mp/bcrfa/august-11-2020-industry-updates-bcrfa-13365303

https://twitter.com/cbcnewsbc/status/1382145153343877121?s=12 < Extensions until after May Long

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/justin-trudeau-travel-restrictions-canada-bc-1.5986848?cmp=rss < Trudeau interested in interprovincial travel ban, Horgan?

HOSPITALS SUCK, BUT NOW THEY SUCK MORE

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1380337975452594176

https://twitter.com/MDrelichman/status/1380337385800540164 < Who knew that you’re no longer a COVID patient once you test negative, even if you’re still hooked up to a ventilator

https://twitter.com/ivsins/status/1380693205608394755?s=12 < Forcing ward expansions cuz it’s too spacious

https://twitter.com/crystalmundypsy/status/1382005036763373574 < Tourism more important than hospitals

https://bc.ctvnews.ca/busy-b-c-hospitals-transferring-patients-as-serious-covid-19-cases-grow-1.5387538 < It’s getting worse!

HARD THINGS ARE HARD

https://twitter.com/thebreakernews/status/1380719685650370562?s=12 < Was it a conflict of interest to write a book at the beginning of the third wave? No, cuz private citizen.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/henry-choices-advisors-april-2021-1.5982626 < Still the most transparent jurisdiction in NA

https://twitter.com/akurjata/status/1381749665981476864?s=12 < Same, Andrew, Same

https://twitter.com/chrisalecanada/status/1381820015402315779?s=12 < I don’t feel too great, Chris

https://twitter.com/alexem/status/1382103529700032513 < Memes don’t lie

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1382151707631624192?s=12 < Justin tried to warn you

https://twitter.com/news1130/status/1382087608893857795?s=12 < Many BCians confused AF

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1382819898963816453?s=12 < Right now is the hard period?

WACKY STORY FRASER RIVER

THE SUSHI PLACE GOT A NEW OWNER

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-aquarium-sold-1.5988949?cmp=rss

PIZZA POP HEIST GONE WRONG?

https://globalnews.ca/news/7749915/walmart-employees-trapped-in-freezer-rescued-after-vehicle-crashes-into-saanich-mall/