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Say Talk

69 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★ - 1 rating

*TRIGGER WARNING*

If you are easily offended this show is not for you.

Lots of s**t talking.

We make jokes too.

Some are funny and some aren't.

New episodes drop every Saturday at 10 pm EST so you have an alternative to unfunny SNL.

Stand-Up Comedy Improv comedy improv jokes funny hilarious humor standup
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Episodes

Oppenhyman

February 11, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 117 MB

Back again / Stretching Is Important / Broads / (Audio Glitches...) / Tuna Canned / Barbenheimer / Things that make no sense / Joe Schmo Show / Mr. Beast viral video idea / Satisfactory Dutchmen / Spinnigus Menginigus / and more!

Ichabod Brains

June 11, 2023 19:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

Bud Light Dylan Mulvaney controversy / Mindhunters / Open drug use in Toronto / Rollerball / NHL Ribbon / Greased Lighting remake / SayTalkumentary / and much, much more!

Can't Have Your Cake & Ice Cream Too

May 07, 2023 16:14 - 1 hour - 115 MB

Josephine / Guys who paint their nails / Jason Statham / John Wick 4 / Niecy Nash / Late night shows / The Oscars / 17 Again / Ugandan death penalty / Nougat / James Reimer is hot water / 

Space Rape

March 13, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 127 MB

Lost it / Page out / Mukbang / UFOS are trending / J.I.S.S. / Hedley / Robot POTUS / Rihanna half-time show / Mythical Morning / Fisherthem and much more!

I Feel So Safe

February 01, 2023 04:30 - 1 hour - 125 MB

Annoying kid pictures / More annoying TTC people / Fire In The Hole / Kale chips / Fencing salmon / NDT on PBD / Dana White beats his wife on NYE / The Intruder / and much much more!

Bell's Kitchen

January 17, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 139 MB

Pronoun change / Heart problems / Worst trade ever /Ye on Alex Jones / Fatherly advice / More TTC etiquette / H Pylori / Steve-O breast implants / Throw it in the well / Unsealed Pizza / Morbius / Sam Brinton / Dirty masks / Walt Jr. / all this and more!!

Mommy's Little Boy

December 13, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 126 MB

The Pope / Jay Leno burned in a car fire / Joe Biden jealousy / STDs on the rise / Tramp stamp / Top Doc / Twindemic / $95,000 concert tickets / Green Ranger RIP / Ice Cubes / Balenciaga / Girl Guides changes the name of cookies /  Crazy homeless people in Toronto / Yecosystem / Tom and Gizzy / 26-year-old morgue worker impregnated by dead man / all this and much, much more!!

Nia Burr

November 22, 2022 22:39 - 1 hour - 131 MB

Bus rides / Smoking / Dine and dash / 22 yo dies from joy / Zoomers are doomed / Oof / Dylan Mulvaney / Armpit cyst / Special needs rappers / RIP Aaron Carter / all this and much, much more!!

Defcum 3

October 30, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 119 MB

Another new restaurant / Grunting / The life of sperm / James Cameron / A billion dollars / Dahmer / Bruce McArthur / Give me a beer / Luckiest Girl Alive / Creepy Joe / Elephant deaths / all this and much, much more!!!!

Gone Fishin'

October 16, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 119 MB

Big Al / Being neighbourly / Getting in the holiday spirit / Tim Hortons / Fishing tournament cheaters / Coqamole / Xenomorphs / TTC convenient stores beef patty's / and much more!!

Just Beyond

September 25, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 125 MB

DJ Khaled weight loss / Bad tippers / Mark / Yonge & Dundas zombies / Woman knocked out at Chris Brown concert / Bed Bath and Beyond CEO / Queen Elizabeth RIP / all this and much more!!

Scream In The Microwave

September 11, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 123 MB

Pee smell / Weird Al movie / She-Hulk / Dungeon money / Old Boy / Neurodiverse people / Holey walls / Stealthing / Say Talk is not a podcast / Shakira might go to prison / all this and much, much more!

The Carsmashians

August 21, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 132 MB

Bad Uber drivers / new iPhone / DUIs / Doug Ford swallows a bee on TV / Bad TCC experiences/ Skete is unhappy / Downsey / Cloud Atlas / Demi Lovato is back / OnlyCans / Spazz / all this and much, much more!

Becel Bitches

August 07, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 129 MB

Woman of the year / The GOAT / Dry as a desert / What is a woman / Bill Burr calls out WNBA fans / Brittney Grener smuggles drugs into Russia / Things didn't work out / Sesame place / Busta Rhymes / Pete Davidson X Manscaped / Dicky Smartin / Bibbidi bobbidi boutique / Skaterboy / and much, much more!

Poli-tics

July 31, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 115 MB

Jorts / FOBs / Tom Cruise / Family dispute / Brad Pitt suffers from face blindness / Toronto art school is no longer accepting auditions / Mixed race / Carlos Santana collapses at show / Coworkers / Rich Vos gets in trouble in Winnipeg for comments / Vegan cum / all this and much, Much More!

Tommy Gunn

July 10, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 126 MB

Roe v. Wade / Billy Joe Armstrong renounces U.S. citizenship / Barbie movie / Skip the dishes / Juul gets banned / Pistol whipping / Land-based / 

Drilldo

July 03, 2022 00:30 - 1 hour - 115 MB

Aggressive boomer kids / FINA / Tim Biebs merch / Biden falls off bike / Masking in the heat / Ms. Marvel / Cities in Thailand / Kid Rock gets political / BLM founder buys mansion / all this and much, much more!

Sisterfister

June 12, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 138 MB

Christmas gifts / Side quest / Clever homeless dudes / Cringe things people do online / Louisiana bans trans athletes / Parents who regret keeping their special child / Top Gun 2 / The Northman / Jackass evolution / Bieber has a mysterious illness / Life is like a box of chocolates / all this and much, much more!

So Much Poo

May 29, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 117 MB

Justin Timberlake sells music catalog for $100M / Bad parenting / Jackass 4.5 / Monkeypox / RIP Ray Liotta / Wellesley / Pro Life Governor / P-Word / all this and much, Much More!

Yer Done

May 21, 2022 17:52 - 1 hour - 116 MB

TikToker needs surgery after getting a vibrator stuck in her butt / Masked DDR / Parents in India suing kids for not giving them grandkids / Allahu Akbar card / She-Hulk / Baylen Dupree /  Halcoholic / $55 million trip to the international space station goes wrong / Sweaty Prince Andrew / all this and much, Much MORE!

Shatter

May 09, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 87.5 MB

Expiration date sensitive / Machine Gun Kelly's daughter / Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard / TTC is the worst / Grillmaster legend / The Batman / ...all this and much, Much More!

Packin' Heat

May 01, 2022 02:00 - 56 minutes - 54.1 MB

N 2 Gether Now / Leaside problems / Hailey Bieber has a mini-stroke / LADBible is kinda gay / Braff n' Pugh / Oral sex in the 1500s / Howie Mandel lost his mind during 10 days of quarantine / Tropicana launches cereal / Smoking boiled jizz / Face tattoos / Ruined jokes / Faptain America / Hairy Gorilla all this and much, Much More!

Shark Cartilage

April 24, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 92.2 MB

46 chromosomes / Penis brittle / That's weird / Snakebite / Emojis / As long as you love me / Pre-drinking / Kelly Kapowski / Transformers / ...all this and much, Much More!

DJ Trance Gendar

April 17, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 122 MB

Special guest / Putting your cat down / WMLB / Blair Hamilton / Penectomy / 81-year-old Al Pacino is dating a 28-year-old woman / Drinking boiled hot water / Nestled / RIP Gilbert Gottfried / 1 man with dissociative personality disorder is trying to cancel the movie Split / The Cleaner / Cumcakes / Background actors / C section / Quad fisted / all this and much, Much More! 

Youth In Asia

April 10, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 124 MB

Emil-He / Upflux / Marionette corps / Bad advice for the ladies/ Will Smith banned from Oscars for 10 years / Pejorative / Censored / BTS are required to serve in the army for 18 months / all this and much, Much More!

That Slap

April 03, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 134 MB

The Oscars / Cucked for life / Jeopardy champion gets White House visit / Better at being a man than actual men / Dyson Zone / Sean Penn fails hard / Bruce Willis retires from acting following aphasia diagnosis / The Boring Company / 7 Little Johnstons  ...all this and much, Much More!

Propeller Dick

March 27, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 96.1 MB

NCAA Swimming / Craptors / Drinking game / Welfare / Listening skills / Con Air / Triple H retires / Video soon / ALS patients / Law & Order SVU / ...all this and much, Much More!

Broken

March 20, 2022 02:00 - 56 minutes - 79.3 MB

Ukrainian immigrants / Aaron Carter interview / Kid ziplines into a sloth / IDing for weed / RIP Razor Ramone / Matthew Lawrence claims Robin Williams saved his life / Skete in Space / Movie reboots / St. Patty's Day / Cracker Barrel cheese / all this and much, Much MORE!

Florence Nightingale

March 13, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 133 MB

Punjab / The definition of gay / R Kelly / Facetiming in public / Ryan Kuebler / Bank racially profiles man who just won a discrimination settlement / Mandates almost over / Evan Rachel Would / SNL skit tells truth / Duct cleaning / ...and much, Much More!!

Deepak Chopra

March 06, 2022 00:29 - 1 hour - 119 MB

Southerners / Rosie O'Donnell / 4th shots / Thoughts and prayers / Ukraine / Deer / Moonshine / LSD / Trans fat / Vikings / Adderall / Zack Morris / all this and much, much MORE!!!

Secretly Not Laughing

February 20, 2022 04:30 - 1 hour - 97.2 MB

Victoria's Secret welcomes first model with Down syndrome / He-a-thomas / Super Bowl LVI / American Pie Reunion / Vagina Shark / Bob Saget's autopsy / Virginia / Howard Stern is a monster / The Rock almost gets cancelled / all this and MORE!!!

Jackfrican American

February 13, 2022 04:30 - 1 hour - 93.6 MB

Everyone is so soft / Old D vs. Young D / Final Destination / Simon Cowell hospitalized after another e-bike crash / Buckets and shovels / Stallion / Jamaican skier / Joe Rogan apologizes / Black market weed vs. black market meat... / Komodo Dragon / Quitting addictions / Da Baby / Cheaper by the dozen remake / all this and much much more!!

Freedom Against Gender Specification

February 06, 2022 04:30 - 1 hour - 99.3 MB

Freedom convoy continues / UPenn swim team uncomfortable in changing room / Whoopi Goldberg's controversial remarks / Fight challenge to Rhonda Rousey / 5th vaxx in Israel / Jackass Forever / Pregnant Man Emoji / Iowa, Ohio and Idaho / Liar.com / Airplane trash baby / Dépanneur / Nascar / plus all sorts of other jokes and sheer stupidity

Lot Lizards

January 30, 2022 04:30 - 1 hour - 130 MB

Reunion / Binge watching Seinfeld / Kanye accuses Pete Davidson of having aids / David Fravor UFO sightings/ Risk / Neil Young self cancels and fails vs. Joe Rogan / Dying in your sleep / Soyjak / Masked camp plays / Lia Thomas gets out transgendered / Chris Brown is being sued AGAIN / Canadian Truckers Convoy / Venom / Exit wounds / all these hilarious things and many other random jokes!

I'm Back

January 23, 2022 04:30 - 1 hour - 86.1 MB

Josh had covid / Ancient Greece stupidity / Bel-Air / I am Shauna Rae / Drake puts hot sauce in a condom / Growing clones / RIP Bob Saget, Meat Loaf & Louis Anderson / Jeen-Yus / Oscars hits all time low / MGK is engaged to Megan Fox / White Silence Is Violence / UK is opening up again / and much much more!!!

Turkish Bath

January 09, 2022 21:38 - 1 hour - 92.5 MB

RIP Betty White / Jeopardy champion Amy Schneider / Squishy faced David Koechner get DUI / Power top / Booster trifecta / we're all going to be fine / Whoopi has covid / Not conspiracy theorists / Custodian gets mauled by tiger / Taken 2 / RIP Mel Lastman / R Pats / ...plus other nonsense and things that will make you scratch your noggin'.

Pirate Hole

January 03, 2022 04:30 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Happy New Year!!! / Bridges / 2022 predictions / UFO Landings / Trans Jeopardy / Trans-masculine non-binary solo queer papa gives birth to gender neutral baby / Hawkeye conclusion / Don't Look Up / D*cks in movies / (sorry about the audio) / all this and 2022 is going to be an amazing for Say Talk!

VIP Only

December 26, 2021 04:30 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Festive times / New Sex And The City /  Sarah Jessica Parker / Finding Forester / Neurodiversity / Biden cringe / Jesus Fish / BLM signs / Feels bridgey / Jennifer Garner / Tool Time / Faking accents / Trouser trout / Clown Crown / Christmas songs / ...and other things will make you jajaja.

Owe Me Chron

December 19, 2021 04:30 - 1 hour - 98.5 MB

Coughing / Gophers / Non-binary James Bond / Black Santa / Nancy Reagan gave lots of great head / Lia Thomas breaks world record / Bush / Quokkas / Billie Eilish is traumatized from watching abusive porn at 11 years old / More dating apps / Joe Jonas / Island Boys McDonald's Freestyle / Roasted watermelons / Janitor gets charged with 102 counts of necrophilia / ...and several other deep philosophical ideas that make you questions you existence.

Donor

December 12, 2021 04:30 - 1 hour - 94.5 MB

Kobe beef price / Futurama predicts the future / Leah Thomas / Matty shaves his beard / Opiod deaths reach all time highs / 48 yo woman spends 2 years impersonating 22 yo daughter / When animals attack / Saw IRL / Masai Ujiri tests positive / Raptors super-fan gets his own biopic / Liam Neesons / Italian man uses fake arm to get avoid / ...all this and more much stupidity in today's 1+ hour episode.

Rio Grande

December 06, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 93.6 MB

Pushups / Prostates / Timbiebs / Paul Rudd is the sexiest man alive / Travis Scott Emoticons / Jonas Brothers roast / Chanukah/ Lifeguards / Bryan Adams gets Covid again / Doctors must be crushing it right now / Woman on Chaturbate fires gun at her vag / Seinfeld is still hilarious / How to deal with unvaxxed family members during the holidays / Cheadling / plus, other fun times and hilarity!!!

Benedict's Cumberbatch

November 28, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 87.7 MB

Wrong hole / Wanksgiving / Chris Stapleton / Power hot / Fear / Bad mushroom trips / Avatar / Twins / Chapstick / Getting stuck / CD throwing / Snowpeople / Revenge of the nerds / Snoop Dogg smokes weed in the White House / Jason Bourne / ...all this and much, much, much more!!!

Maps

November 21, 2021 04:30 - 59 minutes - 83.6 MB

Biffs, Gunts & Fudas /Demi would date an alien / Kyle Rittenhouse fully acquitted /  Brian Michael Smith looks like he f***s / New BMO ad is reaching for the 0.0001% / Austria is locking down the unvaxxed / WTF is Awkwafina / Red Notice / Subway's Tuna / Big Bird is now vaxxed / Norwegians get it / Tom Hardy did gay stuff as a teen / ...plus many other offensive but hilarious things!

Penelope

November 14, 2021 18:00 - 59 minutes - 84 MB

Very progressive / Remembrance day / Technically it's not gay / M. Night Shyamalan's Old/ Helen Mirren and Betty White / Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon sports armpit hair / Manscaped / Colorado hiker lost for 24 hours after refusing to answer calls from unknown number / Grey's Anatomy add first non-binary character / Polkaroo / Intergender fights / Fruit fly death / Ice Cube turns down $8 Million for taking vaxx / Smashed Mouthey / Drinking hand sanitizer / Travis Scott concert wasn't that ...

Vivrant Thang

November 07, 2021 03:30 - 1 hour - 90.2 MB

Josh tries DMT / Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson are dating / Hotel Mumbai move review / Michael Jackson's kids / Comedian Mike Ward wins supreme court case / Aaron Rodgers tells his side of the vaxx situation / Kal Penn comes out as gay / Things get worse for Alec Baldwin / Missouri high schoole picks a male student as homecoming Queen / ...and on top of these crazy topics, we have lots of jokes, gags, stupidity, nonsense and fun times!

Vivrant Thang

November 07, 2021 02:45

Josh tries DMT / Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian are dating / Hotel Mumbai move review / Kal Penn comes out as Gay Michael Jackson's kids / Aaron Rodgers vaxx controversy / Comedian Mike Ward wins supreme court case / Things get worse for Alec Baldwin / Missouri high school names male school homecoming queen / ...and on top of these topics, we have lots of stupidity, jokes, gags and fun times!

Arm Barn

October 31, 2021 03:30 - 56 minutes - 80.1 MB

Facebook rebrands itself as Meta / Sweet Baby Ray's Barbecue Sauce / Africa finally gets vaxx's / Peta / Texas makes it illegal to chain up your dog outside / X-Men: The Last Stand predicted the future / Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Munn have weird faces / People are trying to cancel Split and the new Halloween movie / Dudes in dresses / Jamie Lee Curtis' daughter / How Florida became the best / You can no longer make fun of Newfies or Québecois in Canada / Demi doesn't like old photos of herse...

Ye

October 24, 2021 03:30 - 1 hour - 59 MB

Alec Baldwin kills cinematographer with prop gun / Josh watches The Patriot / Elliott Page is so handsome / Texas is trying to ban transgenders from sports / Hooters has new uniforms /  RIP Colin Powell / JK Rowling is a TERF / Squid game is the most popular show of all time / Zelda Williams has seen the video / Why rich people get away with things / ...all these stupid topics and many other goofy gags!

This Demeanour Is Not Gonna Work Out

October 17, 2021 03:30 - 58 minutes - 55.9 MB

Demi claims she was abducted by aliens / Demisexual vs. Demiromantic / Sporting arenas in Ontario are now open at full capacity but restaurants aren't / Kyrie Irving won't bend the knee / Superman's son is bi / Timothee Chalamet is the new Willy Wonka / Headphones only podcast / Dave Chapelle is overrated / Charlotte's Web / German cookbook / Barbara Corcoran fat shames Whoopi / Playboy has its first gay male cover star / Ontario doesn't want kids to scream trick or treat / and much Much Mor...

No You're Not

October 10, 2021 03:30 - 56 minutes - 54 MB

Brad is BACK!!! / Pete Davidson wears a dress / Ronald McDonald gives health advice / Harry & Megan's dog walker / Shatner in space / Eminem's new restaurant / Edgar from Men In Black / Knock, Knock / New season of Survivor is super woke / Trudeau goes surfin' with Keanu / OtterBox / Old town road is the most successful single of all time / People have been copying Say Talk / Couple asked to leave restaurant for wearing masks /Stardust /  ...and other clowntown topics to ease your pain of li...