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Save Haven

123 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

Name’s mercrutio. Just trying to do Life and its subsidiaries poetic justice.

Updates on Thursday.
I’m on insta (don’t post like a Kardashian, but).
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Episodes

No One Blessed Me

July 05, 2019 03:16 - 5 minutes - 4.86 MB

God Bless America, but smite me, for living is a sin. For now, I’m just a first world problem.

a morning alone

June 27, 2019 13:04 - 7 minutes - 6.71 MB

It’s comforting to know that people worry about you. Don’t leave them worrying.

Social Life

June 09, 2019 04:05 - 3 minutes - 3.43 MB

Five poems that reveal why my social circle has shrunk and become stagnant in growth.

Can’t Sleep, Dreams Too Loud🌙

June 03, 2019 03:55 - 6 minutes - 5.78 MB

Midnight tidings, not tollings/ even when I’m tired, my brain keeps holding/ awake, afraid to sleep/ if I do, do I get my soul to keep?/or am I lost to the void/ like a dream lost to Styx?

HALF-HEARTED LIFE STORY

March 27, 2019 00:27 - 9 minutes - 8.61 MB

Fuvking up my life, it’s an ugly timeline, but it’s all I have that’s mine.

ReTRoGraDe (a fraction)

March 06, 2019 15:24 - 10 minutes - 9.88 MB

"I’m fucking up my life and I know it..." -morning light, thebreathingbackwards

Faking For Fun

February 10, 2019 00:30 - 5 minutes - 5.46 MB

I entered a fake relationship a while ago for kicks. I wanted to see how manipulative I could be. But I forgot that love always plays me.

FEBRUARY FEVER AND LOVE (good/bad)

February 05, 2019 22:21 - 14 minutes - 13.5 MB

I have February Fever. How bout you? Also, the story about the girl I screwed over... she returned the favor, and like all great artists before me I’m going to send it back in my medium.

Self Progression

February 04, 2019 23:01 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MB

I’m suddenly a self-help guru. As growing humans, we have problems; let’s address them.

Poems Like Postcards

February 02, 2019 20:18 - 4 minutes - 3.8 MB

I’ve been gone awhile (again), but while I’ve been gone I’ve written poems documenting what’s been going on lately. My headspace has kinda been in a black hole. Thankfully, I’m back where I’m supposed to be: lost in orbit. But, hey, I got some crazy stories to share. Keep ya posted 😉

LATE

September 24, 2018 23:55 - 3 minutes - 2.92 MB

The episode isn’t as sad as it seems...😗

Just A Bunch Of Poems

September 24, 2018 00:43 - 5 minutes - 4.86 MB

We aren’t gonna talk about the Ice Cream.

Rants

September 23, 2018 15:36 - 14 minutes - 13 MB

There is something wrong with you if you think a pencil on a desk is creative. Make an argument, I’ll hear you out.

Morning, Still Sick

September 23, 2018 12:10 - 8 minutes - 8.06 MB

Sup, and mornin’, I am sick and I’m not over it.

ReCreation:Intermission

September 23, 2018 00:32 - 5 minutes - 5.4 MB

It’s short, I promise. I know we’re all tired of hearing about ReCreation.

Conviction (dénoue)

September 23, 2018 00:10 - 7 minutes - 7.01 MB

These are the ones I couldn’t upload, because my computer died. RIP.

Please Read Description

September 12, 2018 00:10 - 5 minutes - 5.36 MB

Nearly started crying in class when the teacher brought it up. I was hardly one when it happened, but I was American. I AM American, and a proud patriot. I am proid of what we can do. America is great, because of the people within it. Greatness is an ACT. Never forget. A moment of silence.

WAAAY Past Our Bedtime

August 31, 2018 05:11 - 3 minutes - 2.92 MB

I shouldn't be up this late. These are just some notes I had laying around. I thought I would "ASMR" them to you.

Midnight Chat 🌙

August 31, 2018 04:54 - 10 minutes - 9.99 MB

1st one in a while... less weird, but you’ll manage.

My thoughts Vocalised

August 31, 2018 04:27 - 20 minutes - 19.2 MB

This is all random

My Computer Is DEAD

August 30, 2018 00:04 - 1 minute - 823 KB

RIP my computer... and toss it in a fire.

CONVICTION

August 29, 2018 23:43 - 6 minutes - 6.46 MB

It's more than all I have...

Downcast

August 12, 2018 23:17 - 2 minutes - 2 MB

This isn't the most depressing thing I've published. That being said, it's not the most upbeat either.

Late Upload

August 12, 2018 23:02 - 13 minutes - 12.3 MB

I don’t even remember what this is about; I recorded it so long ago.

Despite The Tone Of The Poems, I'm Doing Okay (?)

August 05, 2018 22:07 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MB

My existence is becoming unraveled, but when you're used to a tangled mess, straight lines often make you fussy.

Phone's At 7%

July 20, 2018 22:28 - 18 minutes - 16.8 MB

ACT II, stage left, let's get it right. I’ve been gone awhile, but I’m back (at least pretend to be happy).

AMENDS

July 16, 2018 21:15 - 20 minutes - 18.5 MB

It's my fault. I should have been stronger. But the shame I continue to carry makes me weak-- it makes US weak. We need to let go. To look what's chained us in the eye and tell it we're better. I am not my past.

Smile While The Train Pulls Off

April 21, 2018 23:15 - 29 seconds - 286 KB

There are SOOO many cool people here.

i made some interesting choices... i'll share them later.

April 16, 2018 11:10 - 5 minutes - 5.07 MB

The morning was good... WAS***

A Morning Adventure | B&B

April 15, 2018 14:36 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MB

I get stuck in a tree with a fake milkshake 😅😓

people aren't for me lately

April 14, 2018 17:38 - 8 minutes - 7.5 MB

I'm late, but ask me if i care. Now refer to the title for an answer.

It All Started With FG Fries...

April 13, 2018 12:26 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MB

Morning, FOOLS

This Is Just What's Decided To Happen Today

April 12, 2018 23:42 - 15 minutes - 14.2 MB

Counseling, the past, and what I am now.

Mismatch Morning And No Eggs

April 12, 2018 11:15 - 12 minutes - 11.9 MB

I didn't eat breakfast, I'm wearing shoes that don't match, and I may have failed the SAT... Am I relateable or what?? 😏

This Is Soooo All About Me

April 11, 2018 22:14 - 30 minutes - 27.9 MB

Past, future, present. Imma keep doing me the best I can, even when I remember how much life suck(-s)(-ed)(is sucking)

I LOVE TOAST | B&B

April 11, 2018 11:14 - 17 minutes - 16 MB

We talk about trans- and homo- phobia; beware. Send me some research on those phobias, pls!!

The Day Was Too Much...

April 11, 2018 00:12 - 5 minutes - 4.92 MB

I didnt know what else to say, honestly

Declarations And Junk

April 10, 2018 18:35 - 11 minutes - 10.9 MB

Somehow I woke up today, so you should too | B&B

April 10, 2018 10:04 - 12 minutes - 11.2 MB

Coleslaw=bummy-mood

Shameless, Ex-Crush, And Other Irrelevant Stuff

April 09, 2018 22:24 - 8 minutes - 8.13 MB

I have a headache again :(

And The Text Wars Begin!

April 09, 2018 11:15 - 4 minutes - 4.12 MB

The text wars have begun... No one leaves me on a lù... NO ONE 😡!!

ready to start the day? | B&B

April 09, 2018 10:57 - 14 minutes - 13 MB

Good Morning

actually midnight

April 09, 2018 04:15 - 3 minutes - 1.66 MB

It became midnight, and the episode reset, so, here.

Going On Midnight... 🌙

April 09, 2018 04:05 - 18 minutes - 16.8 MB

I'm up a little too late.

ReCreation: Repent

April 08, 2018 22:30 - 8 minutes - 8.08 MB

I'm sorry. I tried. I'm sorry I wasn't enough. I'm sorry I let you down. I'm sorry I'm pathetic, I'm vain, I'm worthless, I think too much, I'm sorry I keep screwing up and my life is a trainwreck still struggling along the tracks. I'm so f#@%ing sorry that this is who I am! Who I became... If I've disappointed you, I'm so *sorry.*... I'm sorry.

i can ramble

April 06, 2018 20:40 - 11 minutes - 10.5 MB

I didn't have anything to talk about really. I know I'm not correlated or relateable at all, but I wanna be. So if you want something, then tell me.

I'm Always Freaking Late

April 06, 2018 12:11 - 2 minutes - 1.26 MB

I woke up at like 6:20am. Like what??

challenges and music

April 05, 2018 22:57 - 14 minutes - 13.2 MB

Music is great-- freaking amazing even. But some songs are just straight up C R E A M 🤤

woke up for once

April 05, 2018 15:24 - 9 minutes - 8.45 MB

Morning, peoples

co-starring: THE WIND 😃

April 04, 2018 20:44 - 18 minutes - 17 MB

I talk about random ish. As usual.

Books

Breakfast in Bed
2 Episodes