Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships
251 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 months ago - ★★★★★ - 154 ratingsPrepare to explore the deepest, sexiest regions of fandom with the pop culture obsessives of SAME DAY SHIPPING! Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, Colin J. Morris, and Ryan Mogge get alarmingly personal whether debating intergalactic trysts or calling out problematic Disney Princess relationships. Movies, TV shows, comic books, video games – nothing’s off limits…not even real life!
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Episodes
Cruise Ships 2 Part II and First Edition Nightmare
July 14, 2023 07:01 - 28 minutes - 38.9 MBWhat do you do when your super sweet, super thoughtful wedding present reveals that your man has been WAITING for the perfect moment to leave you for some mystery girl? Then, look, Tom Cruise will die making these Mission Impossible movies for us some day, AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT. It means it's time for Cruise Ships 2 Part III (or is it Cruise Ships 3 Part 2?). Mission Impossible! Interview with the Vampire! Collateral! A Few Good Men! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...
Superman Special
July 07, 2023 07:01 - 32 minutes - 44.5 MBWhat do you do when your contributions to rock and roll are being overlooked by your bandmate? Do you confess your inventions sorta suck? Then, there's a new Superman show, which means it's time to talk about all our favorite Clarks and Loises! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Whip Ships and I Need You to Trust Me
June 30, 2023 07:01 - 36 minutes - 49.5 MBWhat do you do when your cagey SO has to disappear for days at a time, and when you press them for explanation, all they can ask is that you "trust them"? Why, you go downstairs and marry them of course! Then, dust off your fedoras, there's a new Indiana Jones movie in the theatres, which means it's time to talk Whip Ships! Batman Returns! Iron Man II! Scott Pilgrim vs. the World! Toy Story! Tenacious D! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Wes Anderson Ships and Action Scientist Again
June 23, 2023 07:01 - 28 minutes - 39.8 MBWhat do you do when you find yourself re-embroiled in Meg-related attacks? You suit up and fight that thing: what other choice ya got? Then, Asteroid City is in wide release so it's time to stare dead-eyed directly into the camera and ship all things Wes Anderson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Elemental Ships and Flipping Out Nine Times
June 16, 2023 07:01 - 36 minutes - 49.9 MBHow can you even go on when a swing dancer at a wedding flips your wife like 9 times? You can't sleep! Your neighbor sends a pig wearing a mask into your home through the doggie door! Your life is in shambles, which means: you're a Tim Robinson character. (It's so good to have new I Think You Should Leave.) Then, the new Pixar film Elemental looks like shit, but it is out now, which means we're talking Elemental Ships! Avatar the Last Airbender! Star Wars: The High Republic! Little Nemo The D...
Crawl Ships and Playback Payback
June 09, 2023 07:01 - 34 minutes - 47.9 MBWhat do you do when you should be fighting vampires, but instead you have to be the cool teacher? Or maybe the negligent, absentee teacher? Look, we don't say it a lot, but: maybe call the cops? Then, Diablo IV is out and offering countless dungeons through which to crawl, which means we're going Crawl Ships! Girls! Secretary! 12 Minutes! The Superior Spider-Man! Star Wars! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Survivor Ships and a Whirlwind Wedding
April 28, 2023 07:01 - 36 minutes - 49.5 MBStar Wars Jedi Survivor is out today and it looks like it's good, so the Shipple Dips are talking Survivor Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Violin Ships and the Height of Betrayal
April 21, 2023 07:01 - 33 minutes - 45.3 MBWhat do you do when you're in an intense climbing situation with another person and it turns out they were totally boning your ex? You swallow your pride and SURVIVE. Then, Chavalier is in theatres which means the Dips are shipping Violin Ships! Who will wind up with Dr. Michael Morbius this week? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Suck Ships and They're Saying it's Not a Real Show
April 07, 2023 07:01 - 31 minutes - 43.1 MBWhat do you do when Colin forces you to consider a hypothetical situation from the perspective of a Tim Robinson character? Then, Chupa is out on Netflix, which I guess means it's time for Suck Ships? Ships that suck! Movies that suck! Episodes of good TV shows that suck! And, inevitably, a living vampire man who sucks... blood, that is! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Thief Ships and Living a Yassified Life
March 31, 2023 07:01 - 39 minutes - 54.5 MBWhen you see a picture of yourself, but it's been yassified, does that feel... aspirational to you? Or critical? Or just nutso? Then, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is out in theatres, which means we are talking about Thief Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
SCREAM Ships Part 2
March 17, 2023 07:01 - 48 minutes - 65.9 MBWe're going back to Woodsborrow! Part 2 of the Scream Ship-A-Thon, finds the the Shipple Dips revisiting everyone in the original Scream trilogy, and pairing them up with their perfect mates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
SCREAM Ships Part 1
March 12, 2023 05:46 - 49 minutes - 67.4 MBThere's a new Scream movie in theatres, which means we're taking a "stab" at a Colombo Ghostface cold open. It goes great! Then, in part one, we find ships for all the new kids introduced in Scream 4 and Scream 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Creed III Ships and Parisian Betrayal
March 03, 2023 08:01 - 40 minutes - 55.4 MBWhat do you do when you left for the summer, and your SO ends up hooking up with your best friend? You dump him, right? Then what if he and the friend insist on telling you about everything and then dating in front of you FOREVER? Or, y'know, 'til next summer. Then, Creed III is out in theatres, which means... Patrick and Ryan spend a lot of time talking about Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania. Oh, and everyone watches the Creed music video for With Arms Wide Open. Look, it's sort of a weird e...
Cocaine Ships and You Lost the Lottery
February 24, 2023 08:01 - 30 minutes - 42.2 MBWhat do you do when you're jealous AND a big ol' creep? Maybe you don't murder the person you're jealous of! Then, Cocaine Bear is out in theatres, which means it's finally time to do Cocaine Ships! Oh Hello! Boogie Nights! Breaking Bad! Legends and Lattes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Public Domain Ships and Would You Rather
February 17, 2023 08:01 - 34 minutes - 46.9 MBWe have a format. Such and such happens, but you are such and such - what do you do? Then Colin comes in here, and poses a "would you rather?" and frankly, no one knows what to do. Would you rather have sex with someone who has to poop or would you rather just not have sex? Then, the Winnie the Pooh horror movie, Blood and Honey (which should really be spelled "Blood and Hunny" now that I'm thinking of it), is released today which means it's time to talk Public Domain Ships! Sports Night! Lit...
Last Dance Ships and Song Thief
February 10, 2023 08:01 - 42 minutes - 58.4 MBWhat if you had a one-of-a-kind talent, and some international adventure dude took advantage of that gift to steal some fancy tiny boat? Start a life of crime? Then, Magic Mike's Last Dance is out today, so it's time to discuss Last Dance Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cabin Ships and Rumble Ramble
February 03, 2023 08:01 - 36 minutes - 49.8 MBWhat do you do when the outsider your brother brought into the family turns on everyone and your brother is nowhere to be found? You consider betraying everyone too, right? (This one's about wrestling.) Then, the new M. Night Knock at the Cabin is in theatres which means it's time to discuss Cabin ships! WWE! Gerald's Game! Misery! Fargo! Little Darlings! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Shotgun Ships and Milf Manor
January 27, 2023 08:01 - 33 minutes - 46.2 MBMILF Manor. Should be illegal. We gotta talk about it. Then, Shotgun Wedding comes to Prime Video today, which means it's time to discuss Shotgun Ships! Kill Bill! Death Proof! Silence of the Lambs! Animal Crossing! Doom Eternal! Fallout 4! Supernatural! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
New Ship Resolutions
January 20, 2023 08:01 - 52 minutes - 72.8 MBWhat do you do when you've been betrayed by your alien parasite / lover? Oh, you think it's not as big a deal as being betrayed by your friends and cohosts, who never had your back about how Venom is a modern superhero-horror-romance classic??? Look, there are a lot of hurt feelings so Let's Sort Them Out. Then, it's a new year, which means a new commitment shipping. The Shipple Dips share their resolutions for the new year (some of which are ship related, and some speak to fundamental needs ...
Forever Ships and the Worst Dinner Party Ever
November 11, 2022 08:01 - 33 minutes - 46.1 MBWhat do you do when you know, FOR SURE, that you've seen a ghost, but your husband is totally razzing you for it at a dinner party? You assume that your husband is a killer, collet the baby, and get the hell out of the house. Then, Black Panther Wakanda Forever is out in theatres, so we're talking Forever Ships! 30 Rock! Star Trek: The Next Generation! The Sandlot! Devil in Ohio! The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Weird Ships and What is Wrong with Your Friends
November 04, 2022 07:01 - 38 minutes - 52.3 MBSpecial guest hot take from none other than TAYLOR GD SWIFT. That's right, she's sending coded messages to the Shipple Dips, and it is their duty to figure out what exactly is going on in those 15 seconds between ridicule and applause. Then, Daniel Radcliffe is Weird Al in Weird, so it's time to discuss the weirdest possible ships in this weird episode about Weird Ships! Willy Wonka! Captain Phillips! Dog! The Kraken's Sacrifice! Mission Hill! House of the Dragon! Hosted on Acast. See acast...
Mocktoberfest and the Hookup Map
October 14, 2022 07:01 - 29 minutes - 40.7 MBWhat do you do when your meticulous log of every hook-up in the school GETS OUT? And then you get punched?!?!? FOR WHAT REASON?! Then, it's still October, which means it's Mocktober Fest! The Office! Fear Street 1666! New Girl! Mystery Science Theatre 3000! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Croctoberfest and Too Attached at the Hip
October 07, 2022 07:01 - 33 minutes - 46.5 MBWhat do you do when your cool witchy friend chooses her boyfriend over you? Anti-love spell? Then, it's October, so it is naturally time for Croctober Fest (and this has nothing to do with Lyle Lyle Crocodile, in theatres now). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Behind the Scenes Ships and Cartoonishly Handsome Surprise Husband
September 23, 2022 07:01 - 29 minutes - 40.2 MBWhat do you do when your rich, hot, strangely European, host starts making the moves on you? What if he's a dracula? You just do Dracula, right? Then, Don't Worry Darling has had one nightmare of a publicity tour, so it's time to discuss Behind The Scenes Ships! Only Murders In Building! Get Over It! Slings and Arrows! 30 Rock! SNL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Game of Thrones X SDS Allstars Shipathon
September 16, 2022 07:01 - 39 minutes - 54.3 MBdun dun dadda dun dun dadda dun dun dadda dun dun dadda DEEEEE DUUUUH dadda dee duh, dah-dee-DUUH It's a Game of Thrones x SDS All Stars Shipathon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
AirBnB Ships and Eight Pancake Bitch
September 09, 2022 07:01 - 34 minutes - 47.2 MBWhat if your S.O. humiliates himself with his inability to eat pancakes at volume? Probably cheating on you, right? Then, Barbarian is is in theatres, so we're talking our favorite AirBnB ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Elf Ships and Radiation Surprise
September 02, 2022 07:01 - 31 minutes - 159 MBWhat do you do when your SO proposes to you... and THEN announces that they're dying? Do you kick 'em to the curb or just get married in the pocket dimension? Then, Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power is out on Amazon, so you know it's time to talk Elf Ships. How many "The Santa Clause" scenarios do the Shippers have worked out for you? At least two. How many gross House Elf scenarios? At least one. How many additional Final Fantasy VI references? Oh, they'll never run out. Hosted on Acast. ...
Cowabunga Ships and See if He Can Make it Ten
August 26, 2022 07:01 - 31 minutes - 42.8 MBWhat do you do when this famous dude wants to live in your house for a week pretend to be a family and will totally pay you for it? You get paid. It's not always that simple, but this time it is. Then, there's a collection of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle games coming out, so the Shippers are talking Cowabunga Ships! Look, the theme is pretty loose on this one. Go, ninja, go! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ice and Fire Ships and the Son of it All
August 19, 2022 07:01 - 36 minutes - 50.3 MBWhat do you do when you SO is obsessed with roleplaying a violent, incestuous, beastiality scenario (that also happens to be a classic 80s sitcom)? COMPROMISE PROBABLY. Then, it's weird to say this, but Game of Thrones is sorta back? Weirder still, the Shippers are hella excited for it? Look, they'll get to ships eventually, but they need a minute to why they loved the HBO Tits and Dragons show so much. It's Ships of Ice and Fire! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Top Ships and an Utter Betrayal
May 27, 2022 07:01 - 29 minutes - 40.7 MBI don't know why we let Colin do Hot Takes. Then, there's a new Top Gun movie in theatres which means we're doing Top Ships! Top Gun! The X-Files! Batman! Monsters, Inc.! Stand and Deliver! Dangerous Minds! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Rescue Ships and Chip in the Brain
May 20, 2022 23:21 - 33 minutes - 46.1 MBIf your SO once had a chip implanted in you that made it so he could monitor you all the time, how the heck are you ever supposed to trust him again? Oh, he removed the chip did he? Maybe he just implanted another chip that made you believe you had all your chips removed - EVER THINK OF THAT HUH DID YOU? Then, there's a new Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers movie, so the Shippers are talking Rescue Ships! The other three all talk about whatever, but Colin does a full-on southern re-enactment of Clif...
Cagematch: The Finale
May 13, 2022 07:01 - 57 minutes - 79.6 MBHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cagematch: Part One
May 06, 2022 07:01 - 58 minutes - 80 MBAfter years and years of planning, the Shippers are finally ready to tackle the untacklable: which Nicolas Cage movie is the best Nicolas Cage movie? The tournament begins as 15 classic films vie for the title of Eastern Division Champion, and a chance to take on the winner of the Western Division Champion next week! Who will win? Which Cage is Cage-y-est? And what is a soft boiled egg? Only very specific measurements of time will tell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
Winkler Ships and Internship of the Century
April 29, 2022 07:01 - 34 minutes - 47 MBOh my god. Kelly saw Morbius so, like, let's talk about what it would be like to be the woman in that movie. There was a woman in that movie right? And then ("and then!?") there's a new season of Barry, co-starring Henry Winkler, so the Shippers are talking their favorite Winkler Ships. Happy Days! Teen Wolf! Ferris Bueller's Day Off! Best in Show! Moon! (And Patrick didn't come up with a ship, so instead he exposes everyone to a cursed Lego / Marvel / Muppets Mash-Up.) Peg Mogge? Hosted ...
Crew Ships and Perfect Ancient Personality
April 22, 2022 20:14 - 42 minutes - 58.1 MBYour SO had a second personality this whole time and that personality to perfect for you. Like, you love that damn alternate personality so much, but he's been keeping it from you? Good think he's a babe either way. Then, there's a movie about a wolf, a shark, a spider, a snake called The Bad Guys, so the shippers talk about how in appropriate it is to market a children's movie with that Billie Eilish song, and their favorite Crew Ships. Our Flag Means Death! Star Wars! The Abyss! The Meg! Fi...
Birthday Ships and My Rebound is a Centerfold
April 15, 2022 16:49 - 30 minutes - 42.1 MBIsn't it always the way? The instant you find creative, revolutionary fulfillment in your magazine, you end up boinking the centerfold! We've all been there, but what about when said centerfold FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU? Then, a new season of Russian Doll is on the infinitely repeating horizon, so the Shippers are saying "sweet birthday baby" and celebrating Birthday Ships! Sometimes that just means characters that have birthdays, and sometimes that means characters in movies where there are oth...
Chase Ships and a Killer Bee
April 08, 2022 07:01 - 36 minutes - 50.3 MBWhat do you do when some viscount tries to suck bee-sting venom out of your titties? What do you know about allergies? What does ANYONE know about allergies? Then, AmbuLAnce is a new heist-y, chase-y movie directed by Michael Bay, so the Shippers are talking Chase Ships! Looney Tunes! The Other Two! Seinfeld! Drive Me Crazy! The Batman! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Former Teen Idol Ships and The Coconut Test
April 01, 2022 07:01 - 31 minutes - 43.1 MBWhen you're dating someone new, you have to expect some of the usual questions to pop up. Have you ever been married? Where did you grow up? Do you have any siblings? Is it cake? Only one of these questions is a test you can fail that would result in you getting no dessert of any kind. DON'T GET IT WRONG! Then, Jared Leto is MORBIUS THE LIVING VAMPIRE so it's time to discuss our favorite (and least favorite) Former Teen Idol Ships! Bojack Horseman! A Mighty Wind! From Justin to Kelly! Don't T...
Mouthful Ships But Mostly The Gilded Age
March 25, 2022 07:01 - 42 minutes - 58.2 MBWhat do you do when you and your secret boyfriend THE GILDED AGE decides to start pitching woo at some THE GILDED AGE rich, but sorta boring, girl instead of THE GILDED AGE you? Then, there's a new Kirby game with THE GILDED AGE a special "Mouthful Mode" so the Shippers are THE GILDED AGE talking about their favorite THE GILDED AGE Mouthful Ships! The Bet! THE GILDED AGE! Fresh! THE GILDED AGE! Sideways! THE GILDED AGE! Willy Wonka! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Batships!
March 04, 2022 08:01 - 49 minutes - 67.3 MBNa na na na na na na na The Batman! Na na na na na na na na The Batman! The Batman! The Batman! The Batman! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ring Ships and Bame Bay Bhipping
February 25, 2022 08:01 - 32 minutes - 44.7 MBWhat do you do when your lame little sister writes a whole play spilling all your MOST DRAMATIC dirt? Own it? Bully her into oblivion? Replace the first letter of your name with the letter B!??! Then, Elden Ring is a dark, scary, difficult video game, and the Shippers are celebrating by coming up with their favorite Ring Ships. Schitt's Creek! The Wedding Planner! The Hobbit! The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Green Lantern! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Macho Ships and Mother Mixup
February 18, 2022 08:01 - 33 minutes - 46 MBWhat do you do when a friend sets you up on a date with a sweet, little old lady? YOU HAVE A NICE NIGHT WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!?!??! Then, there's an Uncharted movie in theatres, and Tom Holland wishes he hadn't played the character so macho. That means the Shippers are ready to dig into their favorite Macho Ships. The Righteous Gemstones! Katee Robert's The Beast! Peacemaker! Breaking Bad! Arrested Development! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Threequel Ships and I Saved the World But I Can't Remember
January 28, 2022 08:01 - 33 minutes - 45.5 MBThe Shippledips try to parse out what it'd be like to be the heroes of the new Matrix movie. Like: you may not remember your previous life, but you still wanna smooch, don't you? Then, this is the third dang wave of COVID-19, and everyone's going a little bit crazy, so it's time for Threequel Ships! Spider-Man! The Witcher! The Lord of the Rings! The Bourne Identity! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Basement Ships and Tennis Trouble
January 21, 2022 08:01 - 30 minutes - 41.3 MBWhat do you do when your S.O. takes a tennis court out from under the noses of some pretty cool people who may or may not be Kelly and Colin (but are definitely two strangers in a hypothetical scenario that has nothing to do with half the hosts of this show)? Then, it's sort of a walk to explain why this week's topic is "Basement Ships" but it is. Fraggle Rock! Elmo! That 70s Show! Wayne's World! Sopranos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5CREAM Ships and Wait a Minute
January 14, 2022 08:01 - 29 minutes - 40.5 MBWhat do you do when your friend says they're skipping ahead one year at a time to experience one minute each time? You try to help for, like... a little bit, right? Then, Scream is out in theatres, but it's the fifth film in the series, so it should really be called 5cream. Now that "5cream" is canon, it's time for 5cream Ships, so let's get nasty. Thirteen! Dave! Murakami! Bayonetta! Buffy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nightmare Ships and I'll Be Home For Christmas
December 17, 2021 08:01 - 30 minutes - 41.5 MBWhat is it about the phrase "I'll be home for Christmas" that gives your mysterious SO a pass? Like, they're hiding SOMETHING - maybe a fun surprise for you, or maybe something MUCH WORSE. Then, the crew is excited for Nightmare Alley, so it's time to discuss Nightmare Ships. You think we get a couple Elm Street shoutouts? Oh, you bet we do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Shark and/or Jet Ships and Holiday Wedding and/or Holiday Party
December 10, 2021 08:01 - 31 minutes - 42.8 MBOkay, on what planet do you skip out on your father's wedding to celebrate Christmas in a castle? The planet where Cary Elwes might be your new step-dad, that's where! Then, there's a new damn West Side Story movie out in the world, so we're doing Jets and/or Sharks Ships! Cowboy Bebop! Harley Quinn! Maneater! Mako: The Jaws of Death! Independence Day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nun Ships and Which One is the Other Woman?
December 03, 2021 07:53 - 30 minutes - 41.5 MBWhat do you do when your friend catches her SO boinking his own brother? Are they twins? Sure why not? Then, Benedetta is some kind of psychosexual nun-thriller and it's out today! That means the Shipple Dips are talking Nun Ships! Sister Act! Keeping the Faith! The Conjuring! Evil! The Sound of Music! Daredevil! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Slime Ships and Scapegoat Son-in-Laws
November 19, 2021 08:01 - 33 minutes - 46 MBOkay, so you find out that you're in the family from Succession and they're totally going to make you take the fall for everything. What do you do? What CAN you do? Then, look, it's not our fault, but there's a new Ghostbusters movie, so we're talking Slime Ships. Who Framed Roger Rabbit! Willy Wonka! Ren & Stimpy! Eternals! Figure It Out! Double Dare! Flubber! The Muppets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Home Alone Ships and Wait, Who Are You Again?
November 12, 2021 08:01 - 31 minutes - 43.6 MBWhat do you do when you invite a one-time smash to your boss's wedding as a second date? Okay, okay, then what do you do if now you're the one-time smash? Okay, okay, okay, okay, now you're in an emotional affair with the bride and you have diarrhea... I mean come on: what do you do? Then, I guess there's a new Home Alone movie? What world are we living in? It's time for our favorite Home Alone Ships, whatever that means! Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! Eloise! The Lake House! 'Til There Was ...