The season is here,

And with it in jest,

Comes something quite queer,

And a bit under duress.

 

Salt Cravings is back!

And they crave with a fire,

That'll warm Santa's sack,

And spark up a choir!

 

Why there's gatherings of friends,

And a visit back home,

Gay films with joyful ends,

And a gift wrapping tome.

 

Be safe this holiday,

And this whole season too,

Be merry and gay,

And whatever you do,

Absolutely do not ask the Queen for immortality. I cannot stress this enough, it comes at too terrible a cost, it simply isn't worth it. Santa is one thing, but her? No, I would not wish this fate on anyone - oh god, she's coming, I-

This holiday season, consider supporting black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" here

Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell

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