Salmonella Turtle Feathers
21 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★ - 1 ratingSalmonella Turtle Feathers is podcast that has fictional crime stories that don’t line up right, and are told in random text to speech voices, creating something… weird.
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Episodes
20. The Broken Window and Breaking News
February 18, 2022 16:16 - 3 minutes - 1.25 MBWelcome back to the fictional crime podcast, Salmonella Turtle Feathers.
19. 2020 Smeared on a Brick Wall, and a Super Suspicious Ex
December 30, 2021 01:31 - 3 minutes - 2.97 MBBYE BYE 2021, WONT MISS YOU 3, anyways this is a story of fictional crime in TTS, which is designed to be confusing or just.. “what-”
18. Untouched Pumpkin Bread and Thanks Insurance!
December 07, 2021 02:17 - 4 minutes - 3.77 MBWelcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers, the podcast where sh!t goes off the rails and thanksgiving is ruined. Thanks for listening, and remember, this is fictional.
17. Perfectly Blessed Murder and Fatal Missteps
November 10, 2021 11:41 - 2 minutes - 2.13 MBWelcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers, the concerning podcast that I didn’t read over before I created the audio. I wrote this a while ago. (Remember, fiction!)
16. Who Needs Toes, I Have an Car!
September 22, 2021 00:28 - 3 minutes - 2.84 MBWelcome back, and the salmonella had murdered us all. Becky Davis story day wweeeeee fiction
15. Cyanide Chickpea Radio Network and Soggy, Soapy, Backpack
August 12, 2021 07:15 - 3 minutes - 2.9 MB***INFO*** Cyanide Chickpea Radio Network: This is a standard broadcast from the Cyanide Chickpea Radio Network, containing music, and someone talking about the music. That is all. ***END INFO**
14. Chopped Spinal Cord and Rats In A Bowl
July 30, 2021 02:53 - 4 minutes - 4.31 MBWell sh*t. Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers, the podcast that is slowly dying. Just kidding. Today's story is about a judge. Also hatchets, and rat torture. Credit to that villain dude for the rat torture idea :D (Remember this is fictional, it doesn't make sense anyways so I hope you don't think its real)
(BONUS) We Know No Less Than You.
July 23, 2021 05:34 - 36 seconds - 579 KBThey know just as much as you. You know just as much as them. Who are they? Who are you? The world doesn't revolve around a can, it revolves around 27 million degree gas. Bean can? If it was only true, would the property line be more straight. What's with these crooked land claims, these days? The clouds are mysterious. The clouds glow. The mysterious clouds glow. E. ?
13. Violin Lessons and Get Outta My Swamp!
July 21, 2021 01:28 - 3 minutes - 3.51 MBWelcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers! Today's episode is much earlier, and we talk about violins, conspiracy, Shrek, and murder. (Remember this is fictional)
12. Dear Neighbors and The Bright Pink Mask
July 19, 2021 06:40 - 3 minutes - 3.38 MBWelcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers, another story that will leave you saying "wtf, this makes no sense, and the tts is the only slightly entertaining thing here". Today's story is about a person named Jason with a pink mask that is only talked about once. (Remember this is fictional)
11. Our Least Favorite Rocket Ship and Dorth And
July 18, 2021 05:55 - 3 minutes - 3.62 MBWelcome back to the podcast which is named Salmonella Turtle Feathers, from Turtle Feathers Podcasts. Today is a story about a girl named Dorth And, a tall woman, an average height woman, and an average heigh man, and poor, poor Gideon. (Remember this is fictional)
10. Excuse Me, Waiter? and Blueberry Lemonade
July 17, 2021 04:37 - 4 minutes - 3.89 MBWelcome back to Arizona, yes, another one in Arizona. Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers! Today is about a cat shelter volunteer who gets murdered. Or was she? (Remember, this is fictional)
9. She's A Killer Queen and Sinister Dumpster Dive
July 16, 2021 06:50 - 3 minutes - 3.06 MBWelcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers! Hi there new listeners! Todays episode is about Rachel and Lucy, and the dumpster diver who discovered a body. (Remember, this is fictional)
8. He's Eating Arizona... and Simply Murder
July 15, 2021 05:30 - 4 minutes - 4.06 MBWelcome back to Arizona! Wait.. no Salmonella Turtle Feathers! Ive never been to Arizona. (Remember, this is fictional, even though I've never been to Arizona) Today is a story about Jeff. Thank you.
7. The Cat Is In The Bag and Comic Sans, My Favorite
July 13, 2021 04:34 - 4 minutes - 3.95 MBWelcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers, today I talk about a story of Valorie, her daughter Jess, and her husband. All of they are related to crimes. Thanks for listening :D (Remember, this is fictional, and f**k you Claire)
6. September is Fall and Dancing With The Murderer
July 11, 2021 04:44 - 1 minute - 1.44 MBHi there, this episode is pretty short, like all of these, but I just wanted to tell the story of Anthony Bell, Allison Bell’s brother who gets murdered. This family is just full of misfortune, isn’t it? (Reminder, this is fictional)
5. Deadly Bingo and Oops! I Ate Cake
July 10, 2021 03:13 - 2 minutes - 2.74 MBWhy are you still here? Anyways here’s the fifth episode, which is about Sheila. Sheila and her 19 friends were murdered while playing bingo, and who committed the crimes is kind of confusing.
4. Your Neighbor’s Bear and a Murderous Mayor
July 09, 2021 07:01 - 2 minutes - 2.51 MBToday is the story of Quinten and Sean, a couple who lived in the suburbs, but also the mountains. It makes sense. Both of them were tragically murdered. (Reminder, this is fictional)
3. Sledgehammering Cacti and It's Just an Arby's
July 08, 2021 23:55 - 3 minutes - 2.89 MBToday we have stories about Karens, specifically, Karen, Samantha, and Amanda. Why do they all have A's in their names? I don't know. What I do know is Arby's is not worth the dilemma that was caused. Or was it. I don't know I've never been to an Arby's. (Remember, this is fictional)
2. “Talk to My Lawyer” and Going Away Forever Party
July 08, 2021 15:07 - 3 minutes - 3.38 MBWelcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers. Today we are going to talk about Allison Bell, who was murdered by someone. It’s unclear who. (Reminder, this is fictional)
1. Satanic Garlic and Bean Hair
July 07, 2021 23:44 - 3 minutes - 3.13 MBWell me to the first episode of this mess of a confusing podcast! Today we talk about Denise Samson and her deadly restaurant visit. (Reminder, this is fictional.)