CNN and Fox News headlines about February inflation numbers seem to be in direct conflict.  Well, they chose different numbers and so they are both right and both pieces of shit.  In this case, Fox chose the more reasonable straight-forward numbers and CNN chose convoluted numbers I still don't understand.  But they made the opposite choices during the Trump presidency because they are manipulative bitches.  Also, don't try an impromptu Julie Andrews impression while drinking tequila.  #SchoolhouseRock