In the first of two episodes going back to the 80's, the team tackles The Goonies: Never Say Die. As Goonmaster, Reverend D guided the team through the first scenario of the game, giving Couch James a much needed break from running a game. Did our team win? And were they successful in finding One Eyed Willy's treasure? D also gives a brief update on his adventures at SNAFU con and an intriguing game involving flipping a table.

Quick warning: while this episode is mark explicit, it is due to the repeated use of the term for anatomy in discussion of a famous scene/prop from the Goonies movie. You have been warned.