Rude Tales of Magic
125 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1.2K ratingsIn this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.
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Episodes
Logic and Treason OR: Moving the Goalposts
April 16, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBA battle of logic. A widower's woe. An apartment move, interrupted. Truly, these are Weird Times in Piss Harbor. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode featur...
The Virgin Suisux (with special guest Abdul Aziz)
April 02, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBWhen a bounty is called on Christ Sux (special guest Abdul Aziz) our heroes take the case. But maybe they should be less focus on the bounty, and more on who called for the bounty... Thanks again to Abdul for joining us on this one, and check out his great ttrpg podcast Spout Lore. You'll be glad you did!! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on tw...
Do You Believe In MURDER? (With special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)
March 19, 2024 08:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MBOur crew of fearless Bounty Hunters take on their toughest assignment- stage magicians (special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)!! What is truth and what is illusion in their world of enchantment?? Will even Edgica have her mind freaked by these fearsome foes? Will you dare to behold what is in the hat?? Please do we're not making this to be ignored. LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna m...
Binge Night
March 05, 2024 09:00 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBNow, Piss Harbor isn't known as an especially lawful town. No sir. But that's even moreso the case on Binge Night—the one night of the year when all Laws in Piss Harbor take the night off and let their respectful rival Crimes pick up a shift. Whatever will Moose (Joe Lepore), Neil (Ali Fisher), and Jonathan Large (Christopher Hastings) do on this night of wanton criminality? Well, I suppose crimes seem likely, but then again I am *the episode description writer who is also A CRIMINA...
Jacked Into the Mainframe: Digital Style.0 (with special guest Zac Oyama)
February 20, 2024 09:00 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBAllies scattered. Partnerships tested. Mayors...Anti-ed? All this and more on another incredible episode of Rude Tales of Magic! Huge thanks to our special guest, Zac Oyama! Be sure to check out his actual play podcast, Rotating Heroes right here on Headgum! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW. WE MAKE ANOTHER P...
Don't Miss Tim Platt's Teeth Like Beak: Album Recording on February 29th!
February 07, 2024 16:35 - 1 minute - 1.21 MBHoly Moly! Our very own Tim Platt- the visionary behind Stirfry, Smellulus, and Tommy Whistle- is recording his first-ever Comedy Album live and in person at Brooklyn's Union Hall on Thursday February 29th! Tickets are on sale now! Why would you wait? Buy yours today! TIM PLATT: TEETH LIKE BEAK ALBUM RECORDING Union Hall, Brooklyn Thursday, February 29 Early Show 7:30 TICKETS Late Show 9:30 TICKETS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a...
Rebel Without a Support System (with special guest Jordan Morris)
February 06, 2024 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBThe streets of Piss Harbor are full of folks you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Hell, I wouldn't want to meet anyone in a dark alley. Let's go to a Starbucks! Point is, when the party crosses paths with devil may care bad boy Knee Scraper (special guest JORDAN MORRIS), they're gonna realllly wish they went to a Starbucks. Then at least they'd have Frappucinos! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don...
The Polite Child's Guide to Life (With special guest Jamie Loftus)
January 23, 2024 10:07 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBThe Rude Tales gang is excited to have Jamie Loftus join them for a wild adventure in Piss Harbor. I just hope everyone has good manners! But could something as simple as a faux pas lead to...death? Probably not but *gulp* you better listen to make sure!! Thanks to our fantastic guest, Jamie Loftus! Be sure to check out her book, Raw Dog, and listen to her podcast The Bechdel Cast! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and i...
A Real Live Adult (with special guest Waleed Mansour)
January 09, 2024 09:00 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBAs the crew gets hired to bring in their toughest bounty yet (special guest WALEED MANSOUR), shocking discoveries are made, a widow craves vengeance, and one party member makes the ultimate sacrifice. All this for what's described as notably low pay. But hey, that's just another day in Piss Harbor, baby. Thanks to our delightful guest, Waleed Mansour! Be sure to check him out on his incredible show Sitcom D&D right here on the Headgum Network! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These T...
Yuletide Kombat Family 3: GREEK GOD EDITION
December 26, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MBChestnuts roasting on an open fire…yeah, an open fire tended to by HESTIA! That’s right, the third ever episode of Yuletide Kombat Family is Greek Mythology themed! Listen to Ali Fisher, Carly Monardo, Christopher Hastings, and Joe Lepore fight gods and gift givers alike in this classic holiday game invented and GM’d by Tim Platt. Edited and sound designed by Tim Platt featuring music from Steve Desiena! A Bucket of Milk Production! Happy Halloween everybody! Yuletide Kombat Fami...
The Man in the Arena (with special guest Jon Gabrus)
December 12, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBWhen Piss Harbor Boxer Thickie Thunder (special guest Jon Gabrus) fails to take a fall in a big match, it's up to our heroes (or our bad guys? We're still sorting that out), to capture him for money. As long as there are no complications this episode should be about 15 minutes long! *Show Notes writer sees episode length* Gulp! Big thanks to our guest, Jon Gabrus! Be sure to check out his podcasts High and Mighty and ActionBoyz, and his TruTV show 101 Places to Party Before You Die...
[New Campaign Premiere] Who's Your Daddy?
November 28, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 86.2 MBWEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR CHAPTER 1. Piss Harbor. A town where crime and danger always flow. The kind of place where Cordelia's most badass bounty hunters gather, hungry for the priciest bounties around. When five of the meanest, toughest, most evil-sword-carried-in-the-mouth-of-a-stray-dog characters in Piss Harbor go out on a job together, could it lead to something...more? To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where ...
TRAILER: Weird Times in Piss Harbor- Premiering NEXT WEEK!
November 21, 2023 17:00 - 1 minute - 1.53 MB11.28.23 A new chapter begins... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
And Just Like That...
November 14, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 69.2 MBAfter an epic quest through Cordelia to Hell itself, our heroes find themselves face to face with the man behind all of their hardships: Lexicon Matters. Will they face off in a climactic battle, or can they coexist? But don't fret, dear listener! Though this campaign may be coming to a close, we have so many Rude Tales to tell in the world of Cordelia. We'll meet you back here in two weeks for the debut of our new campaign: WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR. It all goes down Tuesday, Nov...
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: Blood Tales of Depravity 2: Mummy Issues
October 31, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 82.7 MBListen, if you SCARE! Light up the cauldron and sell your soul to the lowest bidder, for Ru-no, I'm sorry-BLOOD TALES OF DEPRAVITY returns for another chilling adventure. Join Count Dracula (Christopher Hastings), Big Frank (Ali Fisher), Caleb (Joe Lepore), and Count Dracula (Tim Platt), as they race across that macabre metropolis NEW YORK CITY to save the Halloween Community. And who will stand in their way? Why none other than that twisted mastermind, Branson Reese! And in two we...
Nice ?!?
October 17, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.1 MBAbsolutely famished from the previous 68 episodes, the gang stops in at a local diner! BEEP BEEP: Our first livestream show in YEARS is Thursday, October 19th at 8pm Eastern! Rude Tales of Magic: They Invaded My Brain! Get your tickets now!! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listenin...
Hell Rules (with special guest Caldwell Tanner)
October 03, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBAs our now TOTALLY KILLED PARTY take stock of their new, Hellish surroundings (spoiler: it's Hell), perhaps they would do well to enlist a guide of sorts to show them the way? Enter a mysterious ferryman (GUEST STAR CALDWELL TANNER) but does he have his own agenda? Or does he just want to get home to....his wife??? BEEP BEEP: Our first livestream show in YEARS is Thursday, October 19th at 8pm Eastern! Rude Tales of Magic: They Invaded My Brain! Get your tickets now!! Huge thanks t...
Boy Do We Ever Have Such Sights!
September 19, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 69.2 MBThe gang arrives back on campus for the new semester and-what?? Polaris University is gone? It's now a "Forbidden Zone"?? Boy I have got to start paying more attention! BEEP BEEP! After a brief 2-year hiatus, we're back with another LIVESTREAM SHOW just in time for spooky season! It's called THEY INVADED MY BRAIN and it's happening on Thursday October 19th at 8pm Eastern! For tickets and info, head over to rudetalesofmagic.com! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or t...
It Looks Like You're Trying To Save Your School
September 05, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBOur heroes try to soldier on following the events of last episode, but as they approach the Forbidden Zone, the dangers only increase. Would they like help? To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's...
SUMMER SPECIAL: Summer Draft '23
August 22, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBWhile we're sure you're desperate to hear the next chapter of our gripping tale, the back half of August is a time to slow down, relax, and enjoy those last days of summer. So the Bad Boys of Podcasting (Chris, Tim, and Joe) sit down to draft the ULTIMATE SUMMER. Then, Branson and Carly drop in to choose the winner, but who knows where it goes from there?? Toss on some shades, pour yourself an Arnold Palmer, and enjoy, baby. We'll be back in two weeks for the next thrilling episode...
Enter the Mother, Part 3
August 08, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 82.3 MBGood News and bad news. To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and T...
Enter the Mother, Part 2
July 25, 2023 08:00 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MBDeep beneath the Soaking Va-sorry, Soaking MOTHER, our heroes find themselves face to face with some familiar faces, but has anyone been spared by the ravages of time? Probably not! Deals are made. Lines are drawn. Prophylactics are discussed. Just another day in Rude Tales of Magic! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it'...
Enter The Mother, Part 1
July 11, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBDo you remember the first time you took a long trip away from home, and then came back, and found some small detail had changed? Maybe the 7-Eleven repainted the lines in the parking lot, or your dentist was arrested for arson. Whatever it was, that small detail told you that home had, and would always, move on without you. This episode is like that, but instead of the parking lot thing it's that the entire Soaking Valley is in the thrall of Mother. Whoops! See Tim Platt perform...
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cottage
June 27, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBWe know the Rude crew loves a cottage, but how will they react when confronted with our *jolliest* NPC yet? Why, it's probably going to go great! I bet that everybody leaves this episode as happily as they enter it. Buckle up for an incident-free episode of our podcast :) WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! A...
[Patreon Preview] MÖRK BORG
June 21, 2023 16:29 - 5 minutes - 5.34 MB"One day all will blacken and burn. Just as the Two-Headed Basilisks have predicted. The world is dying, time is short." Today we're playing MÖRK BORG: "A doom metal album of a game - Rules light, heavy everything else." Featuring Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore and Tim Platt. Edited and sound designed by Kodiak Sanders with help from Taylor Moore at Fortunate Horse. Mörk Borg is by Pelle Nilsson and Johan Nohr. Snatch it up for yourself at your local game shop or morkborg.com...
Come Glide With Me
June 13, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 77.3 MBThere there, friend. Please, rest on this comfortable, padded stool. It can be so hard to download a podcast, but somehow you've done it. Well done! Why don't I pour you a favorite beverage? Perhaps, if you're brave enough, you can also it hit play. But it's also brave to not hit play... WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness s...
A Classic Case of Manassas, Virginia
May 30, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 63 MBA thrilling tale told in a convenient "downloadable" audio format to fit your your active lifestyle! FEATURING: -An exceedingly pleasant demon summoning. -A WEIiiirRRRdd town -HELLS SECRETS REVEALED. -An unforgettable learning experience. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to ...
It's Fly Time, Baby!
May 16, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 66.4 MBAs our heroes depart the Woods Beyond the Woods, they find themselves one step closer to Hell. But those dark storm clouds on the horizon, are they real or metaphorical? Wait, they're real AND metaphorical?? Now this I gotta hear! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact ...
BONUS: For the Queen 2023
May 02, 2023 07:00 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBRespect her! Honor her! EXALT HER! Our jesters five- Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Tim, gather to tell a tale of Queenly love and Queenly mystery. Who will say "long live the Queen!" with hearts pure and true? And who will say "long live the Queen!" in a wicked, ironic way??? Listen to discover! Edited and sound designed by Carly Monardo, with additional support by Joe Lepore. This episode contains licensed audio provided by the following: Adobe Stock (licenses ASLC-23740BB5-5...
Rude Tales of Magic: Trailer
April 11, 2023 16:57 - 1 minute - 1.05 MBRude Tales of Magic is coming to Headgum! Listen every other Tuesday as Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of M...
Revelations 2: 2Rev2lations: Final Revelation
February 27, 2023 00:34 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBFlipcup's in this one! He's kind of "our" Grogu. ANNOUNCEMENT TIME: We are adding another podcast to the Fortunate Horse family business/cult/polycule. It's called Worlds Beyond Number and it's pretty great. Episode 1 launches on March 1st, but you can find huge preview episodes wherever you get your podcasts. Internet famous people on it, very cool and sincere Miyazaki vibes, lots of original music. We think it's pretty good! Sam Grant helped to edit this ep, what a dang champ! ...
TEASER: Tim's Made of Bugs & Ali Fisher's NEW Sleepventure
January 19, 2023 22:44 - 4 minutes - 3.74 MBBUY TIX TO TIM HERE LISTEN TO ALI's SLEEPVENTURE HERE Tim Platt (Colbert, Sesame Street, Rude Tales of Magic) is a comedian who writes songs about bugs, birds, gods, and probably frogs too. Made of Bugs is a swamp cabaret of comedians who twist traditional stand up on its head and mix it with music, illustration, and performance art to crack you up in a way you’re never been cracked up before. Get ready to laugh in a new way. Joined by Ana Fabrega (Los Espooky’s) Ike Ufomadu (I...
Revelations
January 19, 2023 02:47 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBThe, admittedly questionable, hippie idyll of The Woods Beyond the Woods has been shattered, and everything that can go wrong, does. After tonight, nothing will be the same. Sex, death, and secrets revealed. Now THAT's What I Call Podcasting! WOW look at these sponsors! Oddity Roadshow! Retrograde Minis Reckless Attack WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. ...
Yuletide Kombat Family: CHEF EDITION
December 22, 2022 17:01 - 1 hour - 85.6 MBYuletide Kombat Family is a game where holiday themed characters fight to save Christmas. This time, however, the Rude Tales crew puts a whole new spin on the word “SEASON” looooooool! You’ll figure it out once you listen! I love you! Produced [and this episode description written -.ed] by Tim Platt with additional music from Steve Desiena. And WOW look at these sponsors! Oddity Roadshow! (Great new podcast from the Critical Bits folks, check it out! or die) Inked Gaming BackBla...
Wolves
December 20, 2022 04:11 - 1 hour - 103 MBAt long last the gang has finally gotten days of rest in a hippie sasquatch commune with no "catches" or "hidden problems" or anyone trying to "kill" them. No more conflict, everything is solved and normal. Show's over, folks. Unless.....na, no way. Could Cordelia's dad actually be...or what about that inquisitive sasquatch that keeps asking about the call stones....or the other one that kidnapped Freddy....or wait a minute, what's this about a "big show" tonight? WOW look at thes...
ALERT: Have Yourself a Merchy Little Flipcup
November 21, 2022 18:52 - 1 minute - 1.12 MBWe have LOTS of new stuff in store and the new designs are WILD(ly good). Order by December 4th to receive the new stuff before the holidays! rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store rudetalesofmagic.com/store Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter: @of_rude Instagram: @rud...
Relics
November 08, 2022 05:26 - 1 hour - 78.3 MB*HURRY UP AND GET TICKETS TO SEE TIM'S NEW LIVE SHOW!!! THIS FRIDAY!!* https://nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/made-of-bugs-with-tim-platt/ A man walks down the street He says, "Why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard" Bonedigger, Bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away, my well-lit door Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly Get these m...
Into the Woods
October 13, 2022 04:12 - 1 hour - 75 MBThere's simply no rest for the wicked. Reeling after the Battle of Brian Doyle Falls, the gang can barely catch a break as their brief respite is cut all too short. The open road calls yet again, and nowhere, not even the high fantasy preserve of The James Woods is safe. What dangers, what moral hazards, lie in wait for our heroes in this new, grand, wild place? Only time, and this very podcast, can say. DO YOU DARE LISTEN? Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING For 10% off t...
Departures
September 21, 2022 04:38 - 1 hour - 85.8 MBTo escape the guardian of Brian Doyle Falls, some of the gang must make the ultimate sacrifice. Specifically Debonesby and Stirfry, who both die in this episode of hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic. HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/ Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING BackBlaze and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi. For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKED...
Weather's Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
August 23, 2022 22:02 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBI need a vacation...from this vacation! HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/ Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi. For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code rudetales. And checkout The First Binding here WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the "Dark Brandon" o...
We're Going to GenCon! and a wee bit o' TEASER
July 27, 2022 23:37 - 7 minutes - 7.32 MBFolks, we're headed to GenCon next week (Click here to see the schedule of FH shows and games) and I've got GAME on the BRAIN. Where do TTRPGS come from? What the hell ARE they even? What can we "learn"* from their origin story? Ben Riggs, author of the brand new Slaying the Dragon: A Secret History of D&D stopped by the Fortunate Horse studio to answer these questions, and deliver unto you a secret origin that includes -H.G. Wells -The Bronte Sisters -The Prussian Military -Zeu...
Arrivals
July 21, 2022 08:09 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBStrangers in even stranger lands, the gang must risk their lives (and then some) to discover if their new guide is friend, foe, or some new category (froend) in between. But in a place so turvy topsy, what is a friend? What is family? And with a family like this...who needs enemies? Or families? Or even friends? Wait a second, some of those are good. But which ones? WHO DO I SHOOT!? HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" ...
Gleaning the Cube
July 07, 2022 13:37 - 1 hour - 97.9 MBYou can 't go home again.....but what if you can? I mean EVERYONE says you can't, but....what if they're wrong? People change, places change, you can't step in the same river twice, sure, we've heard it all, but what if...what if not me I'm different? In fact, I'm actually positive you CAN go home again and it's fine. Why doesn't everyone just go home again? Idiots. Special Thanks to CASEY TONEY for helping to make this episode. He got that pod in him. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh...
Rude Talks of Public Chatting! For YOU!
June 24, 2022 18:55 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBBefore we return with new episodes next week, we thought we'd invite you in to our Rude Talks of Chatting for episode 49 "O Captain My Captain!" JOIN US now and...forever? For more like this and WAY more of other stuff including alerts and discounts on tickets, merch, and very good discord and a whole additional world of games and shows and yes..stories, put a ring on it and come over to our patreon. In the meantime, take your mind off the horrible collapse of civilization outside y...
UNLOCKED: The Lost Diaries of Frederick DeBonesby
June 03, 2022 15:42 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MBUNLOCKED: An audio recording of lost but recently discovered (by Christopher Hastings) pages of the lost diary of Frederick DeBonesby. We're taking a cycle off to gather and record more genre-defining episodes of the hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic, and in the meantime we're unlocking this DELIGHT from our patreon feed. For more like this, including entire new games run by the cast, the chat show about the show, and commentaries on Space Jam and The West Wing by Senator Pepsi, and S...
O Captain, My Captain
May 23, 2022 04:05 - 1 hour - 85.4 MBWait a second. if I'm...here...and you're...there...then...WHO'S DRIVING!? Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the edit bay. If you notice the show is extra "tight" let Sam know what a good job he did. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth." follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy t...
FEED GUEST: "Bride and Vroom" by Oh These, Those Stars of Space
May 11, 2022 18:30 - 1 hour - 88.5 MB[KNOCK KNOCK] Who's there? [An Additional Wonderful] An additional wonderful who? AN ADDITIONAL WONDERFUL PODCAST! And it's called Oh These, Those Stars of Space. Yes, the Rude Crew has an entire additional podcast, where we all go on space adventures that are LEGALLY DISTINCT from Star Trek: The Next Generation. SEE Chris play an android named Threadcount 900, HEAR Branson play "ship's mortician" Clinton Bodycount, ABSORB Carly playing a "space angel" who can talk to "space god" w...
The Thin Black Line
May 06, 2022 11:31 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBBad boys, bad boys, what are you going to do? What are you going to do when they come for you? Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the edit bay. If you notice the show is extra "tight" let Sam know what a good job he did. And this episode featured TONS of new and original music, all by Huge Today! Thank you Huge Today! And thanks to our sponsor BACKBLAZE.com/rudetalesofmagic Unlimited backup for your 'puter, for only $7 a month. Do it already! ...
Operation Ottersquirt
April 25, 2022 04:05 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBBravely descending into the lion's den, the gang must make a daring rescue and great escape by trying the one thing they've never tried before: trying. Meanwhile, deep within the Mind Palace of the deposed lich, another kind of escape is afoot. PLUS: The nature of "The Boon" is REVEALED! Old comrades RETURN! The Skeleton DOES A DANCE! All this and more, on this episode of the hit podcast, Rude Tales of Magic. Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep...
It's a Calling
April 04, 2022 16:30 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBThe gang literally crosses paths with a figurative brother-in-arms. Will they join forces to defeat an infestation of evil along the way? Yes! Obviously! CW: Coconuts, blood, loud noises. A previous version of this episode had incorrect (but ultimately cool and fun, the kind of mistake you learn to root for, even!) venue listed for Tim's show in May. TIM PLATT WILL BE APPEARING AT UNION HALL IN BROOKLYN ON MAY 22. HE WILL BE TAPING HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AN...