Royal Subjects
44 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago -Exploring royal and aristocratic topics with an eye on the modern, historical, and ridiculous.
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Episodes
The News We Didn't Want
March 23, 2024 16:00 - 46 minutes - 32.2 MBAmid the Princess of Wales' cancer announcement, we try to break down the facts, perspectives, and how to not be a jerk about it all.
American Riviera Orchard: She Sells Salt Cellars by the Seashore
March 18, 2024 22:00 - 38 minutes - 26.5 MBMeghan, Duchess of Sussex, unsurprisngly launches a luxury lifestyle brand, with all the neutral tones and aspirational wealth and that one comes to expect ....from Californian celebrity culture. Live from a mall parking lot, we felt it was urgent to chime in.
The Royal PR Spectacular (Untouched & Unfiltered)
March 14, 2024 19:00 - 1 hour - 41.9 MBWhen planned abdominal surgery morphs into an unforced error, and the public goes berserk. Sit back, chill out, and enjoy our unsolicited analysis.
The Abdication that Wasn't and the Abdication that Was
January 16, 2024 18:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBIn this episode, we talk about the surprise abdication of Queen Margarethe of Denmark, a petty scandal involving COVID and Baroness-ial privilege, and the many fictional misses of season 6 of The Crown. Plus, don't miss the first Parure Watch of 2024!
Endgame Review: Scobie again fails to 'hang the king' in stale rematch
December 03, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBWe weren't about to let Omid Scobie's newest book pass without comment.
Fall News, Movies, and Books
November 13, 2023 18:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBJust a bit to tide you over... Harry and Meghan grapple with public-facing privacy, Spain's new princess hits the scene with a splash, and Johnny Depp fully blinged out as Louix XIV.
Of Cabbages and Kings: The House of Savoy, a Primer
August 20, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 49 MBIn this episode, we discuss a ruckus in the Thai royal household, Harry is off finding himself again, and the Monagasque kids have a friend in Princess Charlene.
Reading the Tea Leaves with Catherine de Braganza
June 25, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBMeghan and Harry swap titles for brands, The Crown Prince of Jordan weds, book and travel recos, and Camilla becomes the unexpected new face of Dior...
Let Them Eat Quiche! Your Coronation Preshow
April 24, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBLots of details surrounding the Coronation and what you'll see. And but of course, historical coronation bloopers for the fun of it.
So You Want to Be a Princess: Teen Angst Edition
February 26, 2023 19:00 - 1 hour - 50.4 MBCoronation prep underway, South Park, and a distinguished guest breaks down the royal teen playing field.
You Broke My Necklace, Man
January 05, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBWe held it together as long as we could, yet today we unloaded on the Sussex multiverse. Also, an attempted coup by German royalists, the legal role of monarchs in the EU, and our favorite royal holiday movie, "The Lion in Winter."
A Right Royal Binge-Watch
November 15, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 52.9 MBAs you fluff your couch pillows, put on your sweatpants, and pop some popcorn, we've reviewed all of the latest royal TV series worthy of a long winter's night.
Cypher-sensitivity Overload
September 21, 2022 17:00 - 34 minutes - 23.9 MBFollowing Queen Elizabeth II's moving state funeral, we present a brief rundown of little-known facts from the events, plus everyone's favorite BROOCH WATCH!
Thank You, Ma'am
September 11, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 53.9 MBAs the Queen's funeral events play out, we take some time to discuss the week's events, plus a review of the new Sussex "Archetypes" podcast. Humor alert: even in a solemn week, we still joke around. We figure you're already watching and absorbing the serious stuff, and need a break.
A Coat of Cockatrices: Heraldry for Beginners
July 29, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBEverybody's favorite mesh-top-wearing monarch celebrates a birthday, the Japanese royals face the formidable foe of primogeniture, and Prince Harry delights his critics with a speech at the UN. All this, plus a little more news and a whole lot of heraldry for dumb folks.
FMK: Royal History Edition!
June 02, 2022 17:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MBThe game speaks for itself, and it was pretty fun to stop and think about who and why. We'll let you think about the other details. Also royal news and the view from the Jubilee balcony.
Caterina Sforza Part 2: Sforza Harder
April 10, 2022 18:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MBIn this episode of Royal Subjects, we check in with royal news (including things Sussex, the abdication in Jordan, and the royal trip to Jamaica). Then, we finish up with the most badass of Italian renaissance bitches, Caterina Sforza.
Caterina Sforza: One Bad Bitch
February 20, 2022 22:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MBTo escape the sad news about the Queen having COVID and the Prince Andrew scandal, we dial back to the late 1400s, and a noblewoman who was elegant, astute, assertive, and well, willing to leave her children as hostages.
That Time the Pets Kept Interrupting
January 16, 2022 20:00 - 1 hour - 50.8 MBPrince Andrew f**ked around and finds out, Japanese/Ethiopian/Dutch/Danish updates, Meghan and Harry sue Her Majesty's Government for protection and the remarkable life of Queen Christina of Sweden.
The Diana Industrial Complex
November 06, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 43.9 MBAs ever, we report on the latest royal news from around the world --and then burden our listeners with a review of "Diana: The Musical."
The Fat and the Bald
September 11, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBAfter a summer break at Balmoral, Anne and Malia return with a dash through the latest news and an exploration of Charles the Bald and Frederick the Fat. Were they (respectively) bald and fat? And why don't we still get to nickname royals like that?
EXPLICIT! All We Hear is Lady-Di-Ga-Ga
July 05, 2021 19:11 - 1 hour - 49.4 MBThe Ethiopian Prince and The Boy Peter
June 03, 2021 19:33 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBThe Funeral of Prince Philip
April 22, 2021 13:05 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBAnalyze This!
March 26, 2021 18:06 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MBO Brother, Where Art Thou (in Montecito)
March 08, 2021 17:33 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBSo You Want to Marry a Prince
February 16, 2021 23:19 - 48 minutes - 33 MBDon't Stand by Windows in Pantaloons!
January 31, 2021 19:16 - 1 hour - 50 MBLatest royal news and a dive into the fabulous world of Rudolf II Hapsburg
If we can help just ONE person win a beer...
January 18, 2021 22:07 - 1 hour - 44.8 MBSecrets in the Family Closet
November 24, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 51.7 MBRoyal news updates from Thailand and Tokyo, plus a very blunt review of The Crown
11 Herbs and Spices
November 01, 2020 15:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MBHalloween is upon us, so a bit of magic with a princess and shaman, and that time the king's body exploded
Royal Subjects Rewind: What to Expect When QE2 Dies
October 24, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBThe symbolism and logistics of the queen's funeral plans. This week’s news about the Queen’s health has us all hoping for the very best for her care and comfort. Last year, we learned a lot of interesting facts about planning for modern royal funerals. A lot of this is probably in play right now (government, media planning), but we know that with her genes and attitude, she’s got another ten good years! The symbolism and logistics of the queen's funeral plans. #GodSaveTheQueen
Kick Kennedy: An American Heiress in London
October 13, 2020 19:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBThe latest royal news and the story of Kick Kennedy, American "royalty" whose high life and aristocratic marriage ended tragically
Back From the Grouse Shoot
September 25, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 48.4 MBThai royal update, review of Finding Freedom, and George IV's many mistresses
A Little Black Dress and A Trailer Full of Rams
July 28, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MBNews on Beatrice's wedding; a royal showdown in Ghana; and symbolic royal frocks through the centuries
A Little Black Dress and A Trailer Full of Rams
July 28, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MBNews on Beatrice's wedding; a royal showdown in Ghana; and symbolic royal frocks through the centuries
Staycation Like a Royal
July 11, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 52.7 MBRoyal news; how to bankrupt your ancestral home in order to throw a great party
Monaco for Dummies: Princess Stephanie Edition
June 24, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 48.2 MBWe dive into the intriguing, tragic, and scandalous life of Princess Stephanie
Eat Like a King
June 08, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 45.7 MBThe latest royal news and menus at the royal court of Henry VIII, Louis XIV, and Queen Elizabeth II
The Death of Kings: What to Expect When QE2 Dies
May 24, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBThe symbolism and logistics of the queen's funeral plans.
Four Weddings, a Bodyguard Girlfriend, and a Poodle Funeral
May 08, 2020 15:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBThe latest on Meghan & Harry, news updates, and a dive into Thai royal scandal
Hapsburg Chinny Chin Chin
April 22, 2020 19:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MBThe latest royal news and unpacking the history of incest in the Hapsburg royal family
Pilot: You and Your Monegasques
April 22, 2020 19:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MBMeet Anne and Malia, old college friends and history buffs who are exploring their new snark medium of podcasting, and the week in royal news.
Episode 101: You With Your Monegasques
April 06, 2020 12:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MBIntroducing Royal Subjects, where old college buddies/history buffs Anne and Malia explore their new snark medium of podcasting. This is the "pilot" episode, so we are all over the place, but we promise somewhat informative and unusual royal histories in future episodes. Follow us on FB @2RoyalSubjects!