Row Z
104 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago -A sports podcast by idiots, for idiots. Just anything funny, interesting or powerful from the world of sport.
Everything from strange stories, to mental health, to knob jokes. All wrapped up in what we laughingly refer to as a ‘sports show’.
If it’s punditry you’re after we hear Gary Neville’s tremendous!
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100th Episode! Are United Back? Baggy Trousers and Bra-shopping
December 20, 2023 11:36 - 41 minutesIt's our 100th episode and just like A Muppet Christmas Carol, drinking Bailey’s at 9am and doing a poo the size of Phil Foden on Boxing Day, Row Z is back with a Christmas special and we should say a big thank you to all of you who’ve stuck with us through a year as inconsistent as Hannah’s pronunciation of basic words in the English language, because we’ve been nominated for in the Comedy category at the Sports Podcast Awards for a third year in a row! So thank you very much for listening. ...
Points Deductions and Personalised Numberplates
November 23, 2023 06:00 - 49 minutesHannah and Joe are back with a new run of Row Z, with some big changes for the squad, some things never change, so get ready for farting at TV chefs, cross-eyed towel gnomes and some slanderous material about Manchester City. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Ham, Egg, Chips and Postecoglu's Mini Skirt
August 23, 2023 12:09 - 59 minutesAs Sandro Tonali heads down his local Wetherspoons, we check out Real Oviedo’s strange Santi Cazorla unveiling video and tumble down a rabbit hole of weird announcement videos of our own. There’s also some West Ham vs Chelsea chat, a bit of Spurs vs Chelsea, a look at Newcastle and we stumble across the secret full-backs don’t want us to know! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
A Roy Rumble and a Bit of Moisturiser
August 15, 2023 17:37 - 35 minutesOur guest this week is Will Short as we discuss Pep's clash with a camera Roy Hodgson's near-ruck with a man 50 years his junior and we bust a few myths about the uses of moisturiser. Plus there's Spurs, Chelsea, Liverpool and Brentford chat and Jose Mourinho's imaginary friend. Enoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mbappe, Messi and Making Love to Mike Ashley
July 25, 2023 11:22 - 29 minutesAs we lovingly grease ourselves up for a new season, Joe is joined by Simon Harkness and on the menu is Kylian Mbappe's cash concundrum. As the French striker's time at PSG appears to be coming to an end and he contemplates the biggest transfer deal in football history, we manage to turn it into a sordid game of oneupmanship as we ask, what would YOU do for €700 million!? Get in touch @RowZPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
THE TECHNICAL AREA with Hope Powell | Dealing with a Drubbing and Managers Facing Discrimination
April 26, 2023 11:08 - 31 minutesIn light of Spurs' St. James' Park meltdown, we ask Hope what a manager can really do when they're team os falling apart in front of them. After Arsenal Women's comeback against Wolfsburg we talked about how to conduct a half time team talk and Hope shared her personal experience of racism and discrimination as a manager. If you have any thoughts or questions for Hope please just message @JoeForresterTV and remember if you like the show please subscribe and if you can drop us a review that wo...
THE TECHNICAL AREA with Hope Powell | Pilot | Guardiola or Dyche?
April 06, 2023 05:00 - 34 minutesSomething brand new from the Row Z, as we launch 'The Technical Area', a unique podcast that looks at the game from the perspective of the most maligned figure in football, the manager. Each episode Joe Forrester is joined by pioneering football manager Hope Powell, as we get her insight into what managers might be thinking, how tactics work and just what is really go on behind-the-scenes at a football club. You can also expect expert guests, from managers, to players, to football executives ...
Is Roy Hodgson a Victorian Ghost?
March 22, 2023 08:24 - 59 minutesWe're back and somehow this rubbish has been nominated for a comedy award, so thanks to you all for listening! In this episode Joe slanders a Hollywood icon, Simon Harkness upsets a national treasure and Nicole Holliday talks about, you guessed it, Arsenal. We also wonder how Antonio Conte would fare if he worked at Currys, look at Fulham's astonishing meltdown at Old Trafford and discover who's been doing the best swearing in a particularly profanity filled week. Oh and if you'd like to vote...
Corruption Corner and Nicole's Jazz Cabbage
February 15, 2023 17:12 - 40 minutesWE'RE BACK with all your key football news, so get reday for cocaine-sniffing chairmen, one of those most consitenly offensive set of impressions ever and Nicole's new nickname. Enjoy! If you like the show, please give us 5 stars, it's ever so helpful for the old algorithm! Cheers :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
WORLD CUP, QATAR 22, BEST BITS: Row Z X Fubar's World F*Cup
December 16, 2022 19:15 - 25 minutesSorry for the radio silence! We've been off gallavanting over on Fubar Radio doing a World Cup show :) You can hear everything we've been up to by subscribing to Fubar's World F*Cup in your podcast app of choice but we thought we'd pop out a cheeky best bits including: Rapper Avelino Human Rights expert Rothna Begum Musician Maddox Jones Amnesty International UK CEO Sacha Deshmukh Singer Maulo FIFA whistleblower Bonita Merciades Comedian Bilal Zafar Former England Women's Manager Hope...
Neil Buchanan and Post-Match Rudies
November 03, 2022 18:10 - 54 minutesThis week Joe and Hannah discuss a resurgent Marcus Rashford, wonder if it's time for Klopp to stop and salute the magic of Eberechi Eze. There's also stories about toilet invasions, Brendan Rodgers acting like David Brent and Hannah flippantly dismissing thousands of years of history and culture. Enjoy! Remember if you like the show, please subscribe and review us, it helps with't algorithm and that :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nile Ranger’s Battered Sausage | Arsenal Blip? Conte Out? Do All Footballers Wear Tiny Pants!?
October 28, 2022 11:05 - 1 hourJoe is joined by Nicole Holliday to discuss Arsenal’s mini slump, Tottenham’s drab form and ask if Klopp could ever get the chop from the Kop!? They’re also joined by footballer Nathan Smith to talk veganism, meditation and Erling Haaland’s feet. Enjoy! Remember just head to https://linktr.ee/rowzpodcast for more good stuff and if you have the time and the inclination, we’d love a cheeky review! Thanks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Best Bits So Far | Part 1
October 21, 2022 12:49 - 50 minutesAs Joe has Covid, we look back at some of the best bits of the season so far, Row Z style. So make sure you're ready for gardening tips; bus flirting and a fundamental misunderstanding of FPL. Enjoy! Remember just head to https://linktr.ee/rowzpodcast for more good stuff and if you have the time and the inclination, we’d love a cheeky review! Thanks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Paul Chuckle Owes Me £15
October 12, 2022 04:30 - 1 hourWe’re back with a bumper episode as we ask: - Can Arsenal really challenge Man City? - Is Klopp’s heavy metal football finally out of tune? - Has Conte decided on a tactical shift for Spurs? - Are Manchester United making… progress!? - And will Joe ever understand the rules of Fantasy Football? There’s also more awkward bus encounters; tales from Hannah’s hometown and a bag of poo. Enjoy! Remember just head to https://linktr.ee/rowzpodcast for more good stuff and if...
A HOLE IN THE MASSAGE TABLE | Arsenal vs Spurs, Man City vs Man Utd and England Review
September 30, 2022 05:00 - 50 minutesThe gang look back on a disappointing international break for England and wonder how it will effect Saturday’s North London derby and whether it even matters, as no one can catch City anyway! They also look ahead to Sunday’s Manchester derby as Mike thinks a resurgent United could pull a surprise at The Etihad. Hannah also has more heart-warming tales from her latest holiday; Mike has a novel invention inspired by a spa day and Joe has some top tips for flirting in 2004. Remember you can ge...
NORTH LONDON DERBY PREVIEW | Forty Fags, a Pork Pie and a Cream Cake
September 22, 2022 05:00 - 54 minutesJoe and Hannah are joined by Arsenal fan and Mike lookalike Nicole Holliday, as they look back on a great weekend for the North London clubs, as Spurs thrash Leicester and Arsenal cruise past Brentford… AND there’s a preview of the top-of-the-table North London derby, as the Gunners face Spurs at the Emirates Stadium. We also ask can Leicester really go down and is it time for Brendan Rodgers to go? Hannah also has some advice for Joe to stop his descent down the Row Z Fantasy League and a...
Do We Need a North vs South All-stars Game!?
September 16, 2022 06:30 - 4 minutesJoe thinks this is a good idea. Mike doesn’t. Guess who wins… Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Is Graham Potter the Right Man for Chelsea?
September 16, 2022 06:00 - 12 minutesMike is unsure whether Todd Boehly is the right man for Chelsea but thinks Graham Potter could be a good tactical fit for the Blues. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more...
S2, EP5 | Graham Potter and the Cold Fishcake
September 16, 2022 05:00 - 48 minutesNo Premier League football this week due to the sad passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II but still plenty to talk about as we discuss whether Graham Potter will get the time to get his ideas across at Chelsea; Mike is scathing about the idea of a North vs South All Stars match and Hannah has some startling revelations about her new gardening hobby! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of...
Why Joe thinks Spurs will beat Man City
September 09, 2022 05:00 - 6 minutesJoe has managed to convince himself that Spurs inability to break down average Premier League teams is the precise reason they will trounce freescoring Manchester City at the Ehihad this weekend... Hmmm.... Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and sub...
ROW Z FPL | Does Anybody Understand the Scoring System!?
September 08, 2022 05:00 - 6 minutesAnother disappointing week for Hannah, Joe and Mike but congrats to Alan Sinclair, who's surged up the table and Matt Carlton, currently sitting pretty in top spot. Also our guest Simon Harkness has some of the most perfunctory FPL advice you'll ever hear. Enjoy! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelin...
Has Ten Hag Turned Things Around at Manchester United?
September 07, 2022 05:00 - 16 minutesMarcus Rashford scoring? New signings bedding in well? A strong centre-back partnership!? What on Earth is going at Manchester United!!!? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn m...
Have Newcastle Been Hard-done-by This Season?
September 07, 2022 04:00 - 7 minutesNewcastle and friend of the podcast Simon Harkness is with us to bemoan Newcastle's hard luck when it comes to refereeing decisions but that being said, he's also rather excited about his club's progress under Eddie Howe :) Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, ...
S2, EP4 | Andrea Pirlo Trapped in a Giant Bear Mascot's Body
September 06, 2022 09:57 - 1 hourAs Arsenal’s unbeaten run comes to an end Mike is strangely absent again, while Hannah is chuffed to bits with Anthony’s debut as Man United beat the Gunners at Old Trafford. We also discuss a very exciting goalless Merseyside Derby, praise a virtuoso performance from Ivan Toney; we’ve got friend of the pod Simon Harkness talking Newcastle and of course, we have our weekly Row Z FPL update. Don’t forget to visit www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball For all our premium content for less than the p...
HIGHLIGHTS | Did Parker Force Bournemouth’s Hand?
September 03, 2022 10:00 - 5 minutesIs it just Scott Parker's wardrobe that's smart, or has the Premier League's latest managerial casualty pressed the escape button on a doomed season for Bournemouth? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be joll...
HIGHLIGHTS | Have Chelsea Lost Their Identity?
September 03, 2022 04:00 - 6 minutesWe wonder where it's going wrong for Tuchel's team and question their mega bucks transfer spending. Could Chelsea be in for a rough season? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn...
TRANSFER TIT BITS | Who Won the Transfer Window?
September 02, 2022 17:00 - 3 minutesWe look back on a mega transfer window as we ask, who's done the best in football's biggest jumble sale? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
S2, EP3 | Quick! Brush the rug!
September 02, 2022 05:30 - 51 minutesWe respectfully doff our caps as Scott Parker fires himself straight out of the dugout at The Vitality with the aid of nine goals from visiting Liverpool. We also wonder if Chelsea’s poor start to the season means they’ve lost their identity; take a shot in the dark at who we think will win this season’s Champions League; definitively answer who has won the transfer window and of course, there’s an update from the increasingly tight Row Z Fantasy Premier League. Enjoy! Remember you can get a...
ROW Z FPL | Good Work from Bad Grandad
September 01, 2022 23:00 - 8 minutesSome brand new listener entries into the Row Z Fantasy Premier League have taken the table by storm, deeply upsetting Mike, who's languishing in middle table, while Hannah is slightly less confident having slipped down the table. Still could be worse, could be Joe. Join the Row Z league at https://t.co/U8nIPlXiAb | CODE: 1uelvb Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if y...
JUST THE FOOTBALL | Man Utd vs Liverpool, Newcastle vs Man City and Leeds vs Chelsea
August 27, 2022 05:00 - 41 minutesIf you're not interested in Hannah on safari, Joe wearing a dog's underwear and Will's Hinge profile but would rather hear about whether Casemiro can save Manchester United; if Allan Saint-Maximin is the real deal and whether Jesse Marsh has finally got Leeds ticking, then this is the episode for you. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do...
FULL SHOW | The Chuckle Brothers on Safari
August 26, 2022 04:10 - 53 minutesNo Mike this week so we didn’t have to suffer through any Arsenal chat, however Hannah is pretty happy at Man United’s resurgence but she’s infinitely more excited about her performance in the increasingly tense Row Z Fantasy Premier League! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if ...
HIGHLIGHTS | Man Utd: Maguire, Casemiro and a Resurgent Rashford?
August 26, 2022 04:05 - 14 minutesWe ponder whether being left out of the team against Liverpool was exactly what Harry Maguire needs to get a break from social media scrutiny; discuss whether Casemiro is the missing piece of the puzzle at Old Trafford and discuss a well-deserved return to form for Marcus Rashford. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with ...
HIGHLIGHTS | Is Alann Saint-Maximin a Top 4 Player?
August 26, 2022 04:05 - 5 minutesJoe is very excited after ASM’s stellar first half performance against Man City but Will Short thinks the Newcastle winger is too mercurial to be anything more than an occasional bit of fun! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the ...
ROW Z FPL | Hannah's Top Tips
August 26, 2022 04:00 - 9 minutesThings are hotting up in the Fantasy League and it just so happens that Mike’s absence coincides with his team tumbling down the table… hmmm. Listen out for your team as there’s a rundown of the standings so far and Hannah shares her top tip for success. Oh and we ask whether it’s ever permissible to put a rival team’s player in your line-up! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint eac...
HIGHLIGHTS | Are Liverpool Now Rubbish?
August 19, 2022 13:07 - 4 minutesWe wonder whether Liverpool have blown it in this summer's transfer window and wonder how much their missing Thiago. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad cho...
HIGHLIGHTS | Are Spurs the New Sh!thouses of the Premier League? The Battle of the Bridge: Part 2
August 19, 2022 13:06 - 10 minutesJoe is delighted at Antonio Conte's new, evil Tottenham, while Mike is scathing about Cristian Romero and we discuss the Premier League's best brawls. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Than...
JUST THE FOOTBALL | The Battle of the Bridge Part Two and Hannah on Drugs
August 19, 2022 13:05 - 1 hourJoe is full of praise for Cristian Romero and new, dirty Spurs, while Mike this Man Utd could go down and we wonder what Liverpool need to get going? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thank...
HIGHLIGHTS | Could Manchester United Go Down!?
August 19, 2022 12:39 - 15 minutesMike is positively delighted at the prospect of a relegation scrap for Manchester United, Hannah outlines exactly where the problems started and Joe has some bold predictions. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we...
ROW Z FPL | Fantasy Premier League Update
August 19, 2022 12:38 - 10 minutesHannah is crowing as she finds herself top of the Row Z FPL after two weeks, meanwhile Mike has some squad management tips for Joe. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more ab...
HIGHLIGHTS | Where is Barcelona's Money Coming From?
August 19, 2022 12:38 - 10 minutesJoe and Mike muse on whether the Catalan giants are gambling the club's future with their short-term financial dealings... Hannah was in bed. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Lea...
FULL SHOW | Spurs vs Chelsea, Liverpool vs Palace, Brentford vs Man Utd and Hannah on Drugs
August 19, 2022 07:02 - 1 hourWant to have to sift through load of waffle about Hannah's feet and Joe getting waterboarded!? Yes! Well you're in luck because we're back for the new season with a bang, so here's the full, unabridged new episode, including Mike's Row Z FPL update, The Battle of the Bridge Part 2, more Manchester United crises and a look at a lacklustre Liverpool. Enjoy! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price o...
BEN KEENAN - MANCHESTER UNITED SEASON REVIEW | Row Z: Time Added On
June 17, 2022 05:30 - 24 minutesWe’re joined by comedian, actor and presenter Ben Keenan to look back on another disappointing season at Manchester United as we ask what the Red Devils need to do to recover former glories. Oh and Hannah is happy to find someone else who is also unable to pronounce basic words. Enjoy! Also, if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more abou...
LISTENER QUESTIONS | Row Z: Time Added On
June 17, 2022 04:00 - 21 minutesIn one of our fave episodes EVER, we turn the show over to the listeners and take questions on everything from the rebuilding project at Everton to Hannah’s contraception advice. Enjoy! Also, if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
End of Season Awards and Aunty Phyllis’ Pyjamas
June 06, 2022 18:09 - 43 minutesIn the first of our special summer episodes, we look at the best and worst of the football season and more importantly, engage in a forensic dissection of our co-hosts! There’s also some weirdly grown-up stuff about pitch invasions, the plight of referees and the state of society but that’s tempered with an erotic reimagining of The Sixth Sense. Enjoy! Also, if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing ...
You’d Better Wash That Pipette
June 02, 2022 15:48 - 37 minutesIt’s the end of the season but the start of a whole new adventure for the Row Z squad, as we look back at the Champions League Final, salute Carlo Ancelotti and praise Nottingham Forest AND announce a whole new raft of special summer podcasts to take us through to the new football season! There’s also a surprising amount of chat about vomit, Joe finally admits the true nature of his relationship with his football big head collection, oh… and we’d also like to apologise to Raymond. Enjoy! An...
Kylie's Gold Hot Pants
May 26, 2022 18:17 - 59 minutesNo Mike this week however, in a shock development, there was some football discussed! Joe and Hannah talked about a bonkers final day of the Premier League season with Man City crowned champions, Burnley going down and Spurs claiming the final Champions League spot. However not to worry, as there’s also plenty of chat about amorous adventures with taxi drivers, Joe wonders why he’s never allowed to meet famous people at work and Hannah ponders the pastimes of London commuters. And if you li...
Farting in the Edit Suite
May 20, 2022 15:32 - 58 minutesAs the end of the season approaches, we reflect on Mark Noble’s West Ham career; Mike wonders whether Arsenal have blown their chance of Champions League football with North London rivals Spurs now in poll position and Hannah creates a new segment that will revolutionise football podcasts forever. Joe also reminisces about traumatic gigs, Hannah basks in the glory of her sporting exploits at a kids party and there’s lots and lots of stories about farting. Enjoy! And if you like the show, pl...
Fish Bars and Dog Biscuits
May 12, 2022 16:37 - 50 minutesYou’ll be able to tell from the sheer number of bleeped-out expletives that Hannah was back this week and she was quick to regale Joe and Mike with tales of her new TV show and staying in depressing hotels on the M6. We also discussed whether Manchester United are at their lowest point ever, whether Frank Lampard has done enough to save Everton from relegation and considered the idea that football’s loveable granddad Roy Hodgson may, actually, be secretly evil, after he saw his Watford team...
Crowd-surfing Dogs and Poo Pourri
May 05, 2022 18:58 - 53 minutesWith Hannah away we veered away from unbroadcastable stories about drinking bodily fluids and in a first for Row Z, actually talked about football. Special guest Charlie Hawkins joined the show and was on hand to dissect an epic afternoon at Goodison Park that saw all kinds of shenanigans from the Everton fans as their team gave themselves a chance of Premier League survival, while pouring yet more misery on Thomas Tuchel’s misfiring Chelsea. There was also plenty of chat about the Top 4 batt...
Engelbert Humperdinck and Billy Bear Ham
April 28, 2022 05:05 - 58 minutesWith Joe currently unable to speak, Hannah steps into the host’s seat, so if you’re after a more refined, measured and thought-provoking show this week, you’re bang out of luck and Joe (semi) silently watching on, the gang welcomed back Newcastle fan, presenter and friend of the show Simon Harkness. There’s a spirited defence of Frank Lampard’s bus-parking in the defeat to Liverpool in the Merseyside Derby, a discussion of what next for Harry Maguire and Hannah gets somewhat carried away abou...