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Roses and Brosephs: A Bachelor Nation Podcast

23 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 4 ratings

Hello! If you’re here, it’s probably because you love, hate, or love to hate the Bachelor like we do. This husband and wife duo watches Bachelor/Bachelorette/BIP/Winter Games and gives insight on what is organic and what’s producer-driven.
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Episodes

Go Off, Sis. FINALE PART 2: ATFR: The Bachelor: Season 24: After the Final Rose: Peter's Season.

March 12, 2020 02:58 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MB

TBH Peter and Madi deserve each other. To be a man, you must be as swift as the coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as f**k, all while being unreadable, dishonest, and untrustworthy. At least that's what Peter thinks manhood is before his final pick tells him AWF.  We're here for the 'silent car-ride home' that is Peter's family. Barb's character arc has been so wide in such a short time-frame. Where is Jack? Honestly, ...

"You Gotta Stop Doing This." FINALE PART 1. The Bachelor: Season 24: Peter's Season.

March 12, 2020 02:40 - 23 minutes - 21.9 MB

“Hannah Ann loves you with all of her heart. Don't let her go. Don't let her go. Bring her home. Bring her home to us. We will welcome her with open arms, we will welcome her with all of the love in the world. She's a dream come true and god has placed her here for you. That’s what loves stories are made out of.” - Pimp C. JK it was Barb. This truly is one of the most dramatic seasons we have ever seen. Time to finally find out what they've worked so hard not to "spoil." At the cost of the qu...

"We Haven't Even Fought. YET." Fantasy Suites: The Bachelor: Season 24: Episode 9. Peter's Season.

February 26, 2020 05:25 - 32 minutes - 30.3 MB

Sometimes you just have to give an ultimatum without knowing what an ultimatum means. The Bachelor and Sister Wives go through an awkward FS week as they navigate through the same living space, and go through some more Bachelor Nation firsts. It gets weird, people. As we get closer to the end of the season, let us be thankful that there are only two more Mondays of this cacophony remaining. Thanks for stopping by! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandb...

"Do You Think I Enjoy This Right Now?" The Bachelor: Season 24: Episode 8: HOMETOWNS.

February 19, 2020 06:40 - 37 minutes - 34.9 MB

4 women, 3 hometowns, 2 many chances, and 1 bachelor 🤡. These producers are messier than a chili cheese dog with no bun...who hurt them? We see some Bachelor season firsts on the show, an ex-girlfriend is blurred for no reason...we have "the internet", but it got us and everyone else to discuss the drama this week. Freshly re-injected back into the show like fillers. This is the most dramatic season ever so far, especially since it's full of Bachelorette and BIP Auditions...oop! Thank you fo...

"You're Making Us Walk Awfully Far." The Bachelor: Season 24: Episode 7. Peter's Season.

February 12, 2020 14:14 - 50 minutes - 46.8 MB

Kelley, regardless of what happened in the episode, is the all-time G for how she handles herself. Give her a round of applause, and yourself one as well for being this far into the season without going crazy. Husband and I are still boggled as to how Peter has kept a few of these birds, and we can't wait to see who Barbara is WAILING about near the end of the episode. The Oscars are over, Barb. Bong-Joon already got all the awards. We get some one on ones, call ABC out on their contrite-nes...

"Don't Try, Just CRY." The Bachelor: Season 24: Episode 6. PART 2 OF 2.

February 07, 2020 17:51 - 43 minutes - 40.6 MB

As mentioned, we were going to try and bring you lovely people one episode, but there was just too much to cover. This episode is sponsored by Kleenex and Telenovelas, especially since crying gets you kept on this show <GAG>. Kelley was the MVP of this week in our eyes. Now that some of the more...dramatic...contestants are gone, we look forward to getting to know the more viable ones.  Cheers to next week's single episode (eye-roll to ABC)  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.s...

"He Has to Pick One At SOME Point." The Bachelor: Season 24: Episode 5. PART 1 OF 2.

February 07, 2020 13:19 - 50 minutes - 47 MB

This week was a doozy of dramaaaaa. Listen to the husband and wife try to piece this together without going insane. Thanks ABC for taking everyone's weeknights hostage.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

"We Don't Have Our Phones!" The Bachelor: Season 24: Episode 4.

January 30, 2020 05:43 - 1 hour - 58.3 MB

A lot can happen when an estranged contestant receives access to the internet. And assumes everyone in the house "already knew." There's some shaaaady business this week coming from some of the girls and Peter himself. ABC, is this your King? LOL We truly have never seen the house gang up on the lead in this fashion, this early. My goodness.  Anyway, thanks for stopping by for another week of the same ass drama...we're collectively looking forward to the Costa Rica debacles next week. ---...

“Queen of the...Bedroom?” The Bachelor: Season 24: Episode 3. Peter's Season.

January 22, 2020 04:40 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MB

We start off the episode with more champagne tears, false bullying accusations, and not much else other than some pretty dumb drama. Let’s get rid of some more girls so we can get back to the right reasons. Cheers - J and W --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

“Queen of the...Bedroom?” The Bachelor: Season 24: Episode 3.

January 22, 2020 04:40 - 30 minutes - 28.5 MB

We start off the episode with more champagne tears, false bullying accusations, and not much else other than some pretty dumb drama. Let’s get rid of some more girls so we can get back to the right reasons. Cheers - J and W --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

“Champagne Crisis.” The Bachelor: Season 24: Episode 2. Peter’s Season

January 15, 2020 05:26 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MB

Fashion bug galore. One of the contestants wins an exorbitant amount of Mary-Kate and Ashley-esque fast fashion. Not mad at it. As always there are tears and someone forgets to talk to the lead instead of crying their eyes out to everyone else. Thank you for making it through the premiere last week and the Hannah drama this week. #blessed --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

“The Player Hater’s Ball.” The Bachelor: Season 24: Premiere Night.

January 09, 2020 06:07 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MB

Where is Mike? Anyway, we’re here to make sense of the ruined mascara that was Night One. Thank you for joining us for season 24. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Bachelor in Paradise Finale: Engagements and Break-Ups. Season 6: Final Episode

September 20, 2019 17:01 - 43 minutes - 40.4 MB

First off, we want to apologize for the tardiness of our upload. Switching from Mac to iPad on GarageBand is no simple task! Here are our thoughts on the finale. Again, why is Peter the bachelor? Does ABC not have a ”boring” radar? Did all the money go toward’s Connor’s hotel in the last episode? Why were Clay Nicole cut of the whole show? And why are we hearing more from people who went home on their first day there, then people who were there the whole season? So many questions we probably ...

“¡Me Llamo Hannah!” Bachelor in Paradise: Season 6: Episode 11 & 12.

September 11, 2019 19:02 - 40 minutes - 37.8 MB

First and foremost, take today to remember our loved ones and all who were impacted by 9/11. 🇺🇸 Several people leave Paradise in vans, mostly by choice...mostly. We see a Bachelor in Paradise FIRST at the rose ceremony, Caelynn completely forgot who ruined her birthday, we didn’t forget, Demi is in a mental battle, and Dylannah (no? Ok lol) goes to a kid’s birthday party to completely mess up un idioma guapa. It’s the final countdown...

“There’s Something Wrong with Him, and I Like It.” Bachelor in Paradise: Season 6: Episode 9 & 10.

September 04, 2019 18:29 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MB

We would rather be at home with our dogs too, Haley. Angela comes in, I an proud of her for handling paradise like a G. Clay ain’t sh!t, and we see what happens when you let your insecurities get the best of you. Matt Donald is on the wrong show, someone gets a baby-faced visitor, and we are still impressed with whoever the new editor is. Cheers to the penultimate week. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

“Who Dumps Someone On Their Birthday, Though?” Bachelor in Paradise: Season 6: Episode 7 & 8

August 28, 2019 21:00 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MB

Lots happened this week, first of all why the f$&@ is Peter Weber The next Bachelor? ABC, are you trying to get your fanbase to go to sleep during the show? Honest question.  ANYway, Dean is unsurprisingly very good at ruining birthdays, and girls' self esteem, Kristina is playing the long GAME, Tahzjuan is unbearable, and we are disappointed in JPJ’s actions. Thanks for stopping by this week, friends. Cheers to Chris and Krystal! 🥂💍👰🏼🤵🏻 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spoti...

“Hannah G and Her Multi-Vitamins.” Bachelor in Paradise: Season 6: Week 3: Episode 5 & 6.

August 23, 2019 03:37 - 52 minutes - 48.9 MB

Who didn’t Blake meet at Stagecoach? ☕️🐸 This festival is getting so much free promotion. Love that for them. Tayshia and JPJ bagged up and stole the episode with their cuteness. Unknown women come in and stir up drama. Demi gets a full episode to herself essentially, and we’re here to talk about it. As always, thank you for listening and have a wonderful weekend, friends!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

BIP is Basically A Co-Ed 'Lord of the Flies'. Bachelor in Paradise: Season 6: Week 2: Part 1 & 2

August 14, 2019 16:38 - 58 minutes - 54.2 MB

The kiddos are hungry for bloodshed and drama on this beach. They egg on some fights, and more one-night departure dudes show up. I explain to my husband why they don’t measure up to Grocery Store Joe fame. Jordan spills and drinks tea left and right, Chris Harrison can take even more vacation, and so many pots calling the kettle black you’d think this was Willam Sonoma. Enjoy! 👍🏽 ⭐️ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

“ABC’s Bachelor Polygamy Camp.” Bachelor in Paradise: Season 6: Premiere Week: Part 1 & 2

August 07, 2019 06:49 - 1 hour - 65.3 MB

Welcome to Speedo beach. Where we find out that Blake is not who Bachelor Nation thought he was, Cam is just as dreadful, and surprisingly no one wow’ed us with a costume this season. Annaliese oversteps her boundaries ten times quicker than I assumed she would and I show my husband what happened on last year’s paradise. Press play to hear our thoughts, opinions, and as always thanks for stopping by! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

The Bachelorette Season 15 Finale. “Sitting in the Street.” Part 1 and 2. ATFR

July 31, 2019 19:10 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

Prospector Jed really screwed the pooch this time. What more is there left to do other than turn off your Instagram comments? Hubs and I recap both nights of the finale and talk about what’s to come with the franchise. We WILL be here for the BIP drama and cannot wait to share the cacophony with you. Thanks for sticking with us this season. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

“Can I Cut Off A Piece of Your Hair?” The Bachelorette: Season 15: Episode 11: The Men Tell All.

July 23, 2019 05:29 - 27 minutes - 25 MB

Even in his absence, the show finds a way to make everything about Luke P[upils]. Bachelor and BIP Auditions will never be the same. As always, thanks for tuning in! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

“Please Get Up.” The Bachelorette: Season 15: Episode 10. Fantasy Suites.

July 16, 2019 05:02 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MB

This is fantasy suite week. Who will go home? Who will brazenly offend Hannah? Outfits, craziness, WHERE was Chris Harrison? Anyway, thank you for listening. Cheers to getting through this season together. 🥂 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

“Lumped-in with Luke.” The Bachelorette: Season 15: Episode 9.

July 09, 2019 17:07 - 35 minutes - 33.1 MB

We journeyed alongside Hannah B for Hometowns week. Listen for a spoiler-free review of tonight’s events, lots of crying parents, ironic comparisons, and some more rule changing. Thank you for listening! 🥰 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

“One Less Less of Us.” The Bachelorette: Season 15: Episode 8.

July 02, 2019 03:59 - 32 minutes - 30.4 MB

We are just as confused as that title is. How on Captain Planet’s green Earth is Luke still around? Who the heck is the Bachelor out of these guys? Towards the end we address some of the crazy hate Hannah B has been getting. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

“We Have A 5’8” Villain.” 🦹‍♂️ The Bachelorette: Season 15: Episode 7.

June 25, 2019 04:10 - 45 minutes - 42.2 MB

This episode was one big black bar of disappointment. The guys, for the most part, have not taken Hannah’s repeated advice to stay in their lanes. Also, a sneaky Good Morning America clip...we wonder who will be on [update: it was underwhelming at best]. Thanks for stopping by!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Drama is Afoot in All of Bachelor Nation ☕️🐸. The Bachelorette: Season 15: Episode 6.

June 20, 2019 16:22 - 32 minutes - 30.3 MB

Goodness gracious. We just can’t seem to get rid of Luke P and it’s baffling. The newlyweds talk about the problematic behavior as a whole and there are some spoilers near the end when we discuss what will happen on Bachelor in Paradise. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Why Does Luke P. Look Like He Just S#%* Himself? The Bachelorette: Season 15: Episode 5.

June 12, 2019 19:38 - 42 minutes - 39.7 MB

So I am no longer a bachelorette, which would explain my brief absence. I do apologize for this! I am back, and this time with my lovely husband to unpack all of the bs these boys are tossing about. The boys argue. Hannah could not care less. We’re Here to make everything digestible for you. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Should I Give Up? Or Should I Just Keep Chasen Pavements? The Bachelorette: Season 15: Episode 1.

May 14, 2019 03:28 - 24 minutes - 22.9 MB

Hello new friends! Welcome to my first ever podcast episode! I have been a long time fan of the bachelor/bachelorette franchise…The first episode and season that I ever saw were from Emily Maynard’s. I used to watch religiously with my mom, and now I watch through suspicious eyes as I make fun of and embrace the ups and downs that go along with each bachelor journey. Stay tuned as I recap for you hopefully every week, and thank you for stopping by. Much love - J. --- Support this podcast:...

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