Rosemary’s Ladies: A Horror Movie & Bad Movie Review Podcast
149 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 58 ratingsA comedy film podcast where two mythical bitches do witty retellings of horror movies, bad movies, and bad horror movies.
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Ep. 147 The Roommate aka It’s called fashion sweetie, look it up
May 25, 2021 16:53 - 46 minutes - 27.6 MBWeek 4 brings us to “The Roommate”, a garbage and fedora filled movie that we both hated. We talk confusing 2000s movies, how this movie stars a fedora and belly button ring, and cat horror (#JusticeforCuddles). This movie was real bad and we do not recommend it, but if you like bad fashion this might be for you. Rate and review or we’ll draw 1 million creepy portraits of you. Stats/info: 2011, directed by Christian E. Christiansen, starring Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, Cam Gigandet, Dann...
Ep. 146 Case 39 aka Demon kids are needy
May 18, 2021 19:16 - 54 minutes - 34.7 MBWeek 3 of, “Now Streaming on Netflix” month brings us to 2009’s, “Case 39” and well, it’s not good. Basically this movie is boring as sh*t and is way too long. Join us as we sing an out of tune and out of sync rendition of the Kim Possible theme song, discuss the ol’ hansel and gretel method, and how much demon kids love brushing hair and holding hands. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be taking on your very own case 39. Stats/info: 2009, directed by Christian Alvart, starring...
Ep. 145 Gothika aka We need to talk about Doug
May 11, 2021 18:51 - 58 minutes - 36.3 MBWelcome back Halle! This week we watch Jen’s favorite childhood movie - Gothika. We’re not completely sure what Gothika means, however we do know what “Not Alone” means after Halle changes the explanation 3 times. We discuss a Gothika/Osmosis Jones crossover, ghost Jesus carrying you bridal style, and how if we ever get haunted, we want a nicer ghost. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll come and possess you! Stats/info: 2003, directed by Mathieu Kassovitz, starring Halle Berry, Ro...
Ep. 144 The Boy aka Poor man’s Phantom of the Opera
May 03, 2021 19:08 - 1 hour - 38.7 MBNew month, new theme. This month we’re watching movies now streaming on Netflix! We kick off this month by watching 2016’s, “The Boy.” Let’s be clear, you’re either going to enjoy this movie or hate it...it all depends on if you enjoy a “man in the wall” storyline. Join us as we discuss the ick factor of the man in the wall, the grocery man, and following strict schedules. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’re on doll babysitting duty! Stats/info: 2016, directed by William Brent Be...
Ep. 143 Child’s Play (2019) aka Sentience is a curse
April 27, 2021 01:14 - 1 hour - 38 MBThis week we watch the remake of 1988’s Child Play, and were very unimpressed. We talk about Chucky and Andy’s dysfunctional relationship, neglectful parenting, suburban watermelon patches, and the moment we would have yeeted a Buddi doll out of the house. We’re #TeamAnnabelle in this fight, for sure. Rate and subscribe or you’ll never have a Buddi doll. Stats/info: 2019, directed by Lars Klevberg, starring Aubrey Plaza, Gabriel Bateman, Brian Tyree Henry and Mark Hamill
EP. 142 Friday the 13th (2009) aka Jason be nimble, Jason be quick
April 19, 2021 18:10 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBMake it gnarly and they will come. This week we watch 2009’s, “Friday the 13th!” Is it a bummer? Yes. Is it the worst Friday the 13th movie in the franchise? Nah. Join us as we discuss How this movie and Transformers are somehow in the same universe, how Jay boi hates weed, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, women’s nipples, and baby oil, and how there was a missed opportunity for Jason to be driving a speedboat. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be on camp up keep this summer! Stats/info...
EP. 141 Fright Night (2011) aka When did Gerald?
April 11, 2021 21:28 - 50 minutes - 30.5 MB2nd week of remake month brings us to a movie we both enjoy - Fright Night! We dissect the Twilight and Minority Report references, rollercoasters of emotions that Colin Farrell makes us feel (Parental Warning), and how Evil Ed is definitely #MisunderstoodEd. We love everyone in this movie, so buckle up for fawning over everyone. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll send Jerry the Vampire after you. Stats/info: 2011, directed by Craig Gillespie, starring Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell, Chri...
Ep. 140 Prom Night (2008) aka 80% teens going up to their hotel room, 20% teens dancing
April 06, 2021 00:36 - 1 hour - 40.9 MBNew month, new theme, we bring you...REMAKE MONTH. Kicking it off is 2008’s “Prom Night,” so loosely based on the OG movie that they’re 3rd cousins twice removed and from different planets. Join us as we discuss Idris Elba’s life choices aka being in these shite movies, nondescript black-cap law, and our own prom experiences. Molly has an important PSA so listen up, folks. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll show you a powerpoint presentation of our own prom pictures. Stats/info: ...
Ep. 138 Evil Dead (2013) aka Poor Eric
March 29, 2021 01:08 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBFinal week in possession month leads us to a very unimpressive movie - Evil Dead remake. We discuss the science of how water + sugar = blood, cat worms making you a zombie demon, how long you have to bury someone before they’re exorcised, and how David just straight up SUCKS. Mostly, we just think this movie was made (at least in part) as a personal revenge fantasy against some teacher called Eric. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll defib you. Stats/info: 2013 directed by Fede Álvarez, ...
Ep. 138 Annabelle Comes Home aka Demons like parties too
March 23, 2021 16:39 - 53 minutes - 34.1 MBAnnabelle is back and being treated like the queen she is for week 3 of [doll] possession week. We enjoyed watching 2019’s, “Annabelle Comes Home” where Annabelle gathers all of her demon friends and party it up in the Warren’s home. Join us as we discuss the dangers of having a room full of possessed objects in your house, Annabelle’s need to “lean with it, rock with it,” and the missed opportunity to have a ‘Bye Bye Man’ and Annabelle crossover. Be sure to rate and subscribe or you’ll have...
Ep. 137 Annabelle: Creation aka The Yeetening
March 14, 2021 19:58 - 1 hour - 40.6 MBWeek 2 of doll possession month brings us to Annabelle: Creation, the prequel to the not-so-great movie Annabelle. People are failing vibe checks, children are getting yeeted everywhere, demons are transatlantic teleporting, we don’t understand how the demon’s powers work, and Jen is impressed with none of it. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll put your doll conduit in a closet. Stats/info: 2017, directed by David F. Sandberg, starring Stephanie Sigman, Talitha Bateman, Anthony LaPaglia...
Ep. 136 Dead Silence aka Don’t mess with ventriloquists
March 08, 2021 19:37 - 1 hour - 40.9 MBHellooooooo March! This month we’re going [doll] possession and opening up the theme is 2007’s, “Dead Silence!” This is essentially Night of the Living Dummy but with a little bit more Scooby-Doo action. Join us as we discuss doll lore, how to handle being sent a ventriloquist dummy, and slight over reactions to being heckled by a 10 year old. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll send Mary Shaw to your house for your tongue. Stats/info: 2007, directed by James Wan, starring Ryan Kw...
Ep. 135 The Love Witch aka Openly Weeping P*ss Babies
February 28, 2021 21:26 - 51 minutes - 30.6 MBThe viewers have spoken! This week we watched The Love Witch, an excellent 1960’s weird and witchy horror tribute. This week we talk white guy face blindness, carrying around piss bottles, and most importantly, what year is it??? Be sure to rate and subscribe or we will send you a witch bottle. Stats/info: 2016, directed by Anna Biller, starring Samantha Robinson, Gian Keys, Laura Waddell, and Jeffrey Vincent Parise
Ep. 134 Life After Beth aka Lukewarm Zombies
February 23, 2021 21:41 - 52 minutes - 32.5 MBWelcome to week 3 of horror romance month. This week served up some real lukewarm content with 2014’s, “Life After Beth.” It was one of those movies that didn’t know what it wanted to be and just tried to dang hard. Join us as we discuss mortician practices, zombie law, and the fact that this is a prime cast of actors but it didn’t deliver. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be thrown into a lukewarm liquid of your choosing. Stats/info: 2014, Directed by Jeff Baena, starring Aub...
Ep. 133 Warm Bodies aka True Love’s Kiss
February 14, 2021 20:54 - 50 minutes - 30.9 MBHappy Valentine’s Day to you and your zombie lovers/friends. We. Love. This. Movie. We did have some questions though. What’s the timeline? BZ? AZ? BZE? Who else died in Julie’s life? Should we develop a program in case of zombies to just give them each a kiss? Were R’s feelings for Julie real? Where did she get that weed wacker? In any case, make sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll never get true love’s kiss. Stats/info: 2013, written by Jonathan Levine, starring Nicholas Hoult, Te...
Ep. 132 Bride of Chucky aka Stop giving them the power
February 07, 2021 22:06 - 55 minutes - 34.7 MBWelcome to February aka Horror Romance month! We’re starting out with 1998’s, “Bride of Chucky!” This one was a real delight. Who doesn’t love a woeful doll couple just trying to work out their relationship problems? Join us as we discuss granting power on multiple occasions, Jennifer Tilly’s iconic look, and Jen adding another actor impression to her repertoire. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll summon the power to curse thee! Stats/info: 1998, directed by Ronny Yu, starring J...
Ep. 131 Jupiter Ascending aka CHOICES
January 25, 2021 01:32 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBThis week watch a movie full of choices, featuring the mother of all choices - Eddie Redmayne’s voice. Honeybee boys? That’s a choice. Human goo? That’s a choice. Roller-skating dog boys? THAT’S A CHOICE. We have a lot of questions, most of them starting with “Why?”. We did not enjoy this one, but at least space looked great! Rate and subscribe or we’ll come give you way too much confusing exposition about space law. Stats/info: 2015, directed by the Wachowskis, starring Channing Tatum, Mil...
Ep. 130 I, Frankenstein aka All Gargoyles go to Heaven
January 18, 2021 15:16 - 57 minutes - 34.9 MBWhat do you get when you cross the story of Frankenstein, Bill Nighy, and gargoyles? You get pure bad garbage, that’s what you get. This week we watched 2014’2, “I, Frankenstein” and it was the best yet worst kind of trip we’ve taken in a while. Join us as we discuss the High Order of Gargoyles, Gargoyles fashion choices, and the superiority that is Bill Nighy. We take a quick detour into the lore of Pinocchio so...enjoy. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll find yourself in the mi...
Ep. 129 Repo! The Genetic Opera aka You Got Repoed
January 10, 2021 21:18 - 48 minutes - 29.2 MBThis week we watch the cult classic - Repo! The Genetic Opera...which unfortunately means you get to hear Jen sing for a full 45 minutes. We discuss the job description of Repo Man (Repo People? How many are there? How much do you get paid?), if you invite your jilted ex lover to your wedding, and how many secret passageways are in this house (hint, it’s at least 2). Please rate and review or next week there will be more terrible singing. Stats/info: 2008, directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, s...
Ep. 128 Splice aka Starring Jazz and Tic Tacs
January 03, 2021 23:04 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBTW: sexual assault is mentioned in this episode. New year, new month, new theme! This month we are tackling genetically engineered...stuff...We kick off this month with 2009’s, “Splice!” Ufda. This movie was WEIRD and not really in a good way. Join us as we discuss if Adrien Brody is hot, what the heck they spliced human DNA with, and the gross, gross, turn of events at the end of the movie. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll splice your DNA with a fish...or a dog...or a scorpion...
Ep. 127 After aka Of Course
December 27, 2020 23:20 - 1 hour - 48.6 MBThis week we watch After, another terrible movie based on a terrible One Direction fanfiction. We discuss literature we hate, Cruel Intentions rip offs, and try to determine what Chancellors do. Jen impresses everyone with her Lord Voldemort/Hardin Scott impression and we try to figure out if the writer of this fanfiction knows what college is really like. Rate and subscribe or we’ll do more terrible English accents. Stats/info: 2019, directed by Jenny Gage, starring Josephine Langford and ...
Ep. 126 50 Shades Freed aka We too are freed from this series forever
December 21, 2020 03:23 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBWell...that series was a trip. This week we finish off the 50 Shades of Grey series with the third movie, “50 Shades Freed.” I bet you can already guess how many Dorito’s we give it. Join us as we discuss how Ana has a secret passion of being a barber, the piano is back but it’s not post-coital, and how Ana continues to be surprised rich boi Christain owns extravagant things. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll sign out of each episode by saying, “laters baby.” Stats/info: 2018, d...
Ep. 125 50 Shades Darker aka Who is Boyce Fox?
December 14, 2020 00:29 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBThis week we watch the terrible sequel, 50 Shades Darker, featuring more cringey lines, but at least we got some cringey drama to distract from their cringey relationship. We discuss obvious villains, sexy cooking, and who Boyce Fox is. Does he have a Twilight counterpart? Is he based on a real person? WHY DOES ANNA MENTION HIM A MINIMUM OF 10 TIMES AND WHY DO WE NOT EVER SEE HIM? Rate and subscribe or we’ll make you watch this movie, Clockwork Orange Style. Stats/info: 2017, directed by Ja...
Ep. 124 50 Shades of Grey aka Where’s the toast clause?
December 07, 2020 03:31 - 1 hour - 60.5 MB*singing to the tune of Wham! Last Christmas* “Last Christmas we gave you Twilight but the very next year we gave you fanfic.” Yep, new month, new theme and this month we’re covering fanfic movies! The 50 Shades of Grey trilogy is based on Twilight fanfiction so we’re kicking off the month with 2015’s, “50 Shades of Grey!” Join us as we try and find the similarities to Twilight, discuss toast clause, morning breath, and play rooms (not to be confused by Xbox rooms). If the discussion of Hall...
Ep. 123 American Psycho 2 aka Rosemary’s Ladies vs. Jane Doe: The Trial of the Century
November 29, 2020 21:16 - 1 hour - 54.5 MBIf it pleases the court, throughout the course of this trial, we will show that this girl is not only a not one in a billion, she’s just real dumb. This week we watch one of the worst “sequels” in history, and discuss bad psychologists, bad acting, and bad serial killing. We have a lot of questions about the acting, the dialogue, the editing. Pretty much every decision that was made during the production of this film. Remember to rate and review or we'll the production company to make an Ame...
Ep. 122 Teen Witch aka It’s so 80’s it hurts...and we love it
November 23, 2020 01:27 - 1 hour - 38.5 MBTop that! Top that! This week we moved and grooved our way into watching 1989’s, “Teen Witch” and it was the most wholesome movie. If you love songs full of heavy, 80’s saxophone look no further. Join us as we discuss gremlin brothers, wholesome content, abandoned carousel law, and chair supplies. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll turn you into a dog. Stats/info: 1989, directed by Dorian Walker, starring Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Mandy Ingber, and Zelda Rubinstein (Intro music from...
Ep. 121 Fantasy Island aka Fantasy Island, more like Monologue Island, amiright?
November 15, 2020 21:18 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBOh boy, this week we watched Fantasy Island, an unfortunate dumptruck of a remake of the 70’s TV show. You can call this movie Lombard Street because boy is it full of nonsensical twists and turns. We talk nicknames, jacked therapists, and how Jen’s preferred methods of theoretical torture. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll make you be a part of our crappy fantasies. Stats/info: 2020, directed by Jeff Wadlow, starring Michael Peña, Maggie Q, Lucy Hale, Austin Stowell, Portia Doubleday,...
Ep. 120 The Platform aka #nofoodhorror
November 09, 2020 00:34 - 59 minutes - 36.8 MBWowowowow what an intriguing movie! This week we watched 2019’s, “The Platform” and it was very thought provoking. This episode we spend more time talking about theories than cracking jokes because this movie was actually good. Join us as we discuss what apples are the best, nibbling on your roommate, and how panna cotta is the message. Be sure to rate and subscribe or you’ll find yourself on level 200. Stats/info: 2019, directed by Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia, starring Alexandra Masangkay, Ivan...
Ep. 119 Shark Night aka Aquamarine 2: This time it’s personal
November 01, 2020 19:48 - 1 hour - 55 MBHappy November! This month we are working out way through listener suggestions and start with a movie we both thoroughly enjoyed in the worst ways, Shark Night (3D).We have a lot of questions about the business venture of the villains, how hurricanes are getting sharks into this lake, and how you always need a swimsuit cover up as part of your wardrobe. Sharkologist Molly is in and hitting it with all the shark facts, so buckle up and enjoy the ride. Rate and review or we’ll put sharks in yo...
Ep. 118 Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon aka Millennial killers, am I right?
October 25, 2020 19:26 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBHAPPY HALLOWEEN WEEK YA’LL! For the final episode in horror comedy month we are joined by our Canadian friends, Drinking and Screaming podcast! We watch 2006’s, “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon” and 4/4 doritos all around! We get sidetracked talking about Scooby-doo and Liam Neeson while Char and Kelly provide world class sound effects. Join us as we discuss getting an Ahab, being a millennial serial killer, and how Jen loves these goddamn peaches. Be sure to rate and subscribe or...
Ep. 117 Little Evil aka I feel god in this water park tonight
October 18, 2020 17:48 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBWeek 3! We watch Little Evil, a movie that is just...fine. We discuss clown licensure, if you were allowed to sit on the dining room table, our best and worst birthday parties (#GetHadesToMyParty). Everyone in this movie is kind of a terrible parent (keep your mouth shut, Wendy!), but at least they’re trying? Hop in your monster truck, jam out to some Rus, and remember to rate and review. Stats/info: 2017, directed by Eli Craig. It stars Adam Scott, Evangeline Lilly, Owen Atlas, Bridget Eve...
Ep. 116 The Babysitter Killer Queen aka Is this comedy?
October 11, 2020 20:35 - 1 hour - 50.6 MBWow ok. Introducing this week’s movie...2020’s, “The Babysitter Killer Queen” which is basically just “The Babysitter” but 2 years later? 4 years later? We don’t know because this movie basically said, “f*** Father Time.” Join us as we discuss how we give more thought to the plot of this movie than the writers, corduroy suit fashion, never trusting a man in the wild with a banjo, and learning not to brag about seeing T2. Remember to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll sacrifice you for good n...
Ep. 115 The Babysitter aka If you’re in league with the Devil, ask for something good
October 04, 2020 19:23 - 54 minutes - 32.6 MBFor the first week of Horror Comedy month, we watched The Babysitter. It was...uninspiring. We check in with Jen for a quick Stanley Cup update, and quickly move into being generally bored with this movie. We discuss how this kid is just a normal twelve year old, Bee should have asked for better stuff from the Devil, and how Robbie Amell is just being a good parent. Be sure to rate and review or we’ll sacrifice you to the Devil in exchange for good hair and confidence. Stats/info: 2017, di...
Ep. 114 The Final Destination (3D) VS Coin boy
September 28, 2020 00:55 - 55 minutes - 34.9 MB‘Tis the final episode in our 3D horror month and what better way to wrap it up than with wind traveling death? This week we watched 2009’s “The Final Destination” and welp, it’s a thing. There is basically no plot and it’s just a bunch of Final Destination deaths thrown at you...in 3D. Join us as we discuss how you should never trust a man with a lucky coin, hear us sing the Blue’s Clues theme song, and how we can’t keep anyone straight. Be sure to rate and subscribe or you’ll have to go to...
Ep. 113 Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension aka Prince Tobi with an I, first of his name
September 20, 2020 18:20 - 1 hour - 54 MBWeek 3 of 3D month brings us to Jen’s favorite franchise - Paranormal Activity. And we have to say, this movie was not that bad! This movie tries (and fails) to explain more about the confusing grandma cult. This week we talk lazy grandmas, unimpressive Demon names (Looking at you, Tobi with an I), and our favorite time travel movies. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll send you to the Ghost Dimension. Stats/info: 2015, directed by Gregory Plotkin, starring Chris J. Murray, Brit Shaw, Da...
Ep. 112 Texas Chainsaw 3D aka Somebody get this man good lighting
September 13, 2020 21:47 - 1 hour - 48.9 MBWeek 2 of 3D horror week finds us diving on into the classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise with 2013’s, “Texas Chainsaw 3D.” This was a bit of a wild ride for Jen, who’s never seen any of the Texas Chainsaw movies so there was a lot to learn. Join us as we discuss a good skincare routine for leatherface (and our listeners), why Molly hates it here, and country hillbillies VS city hillbillies. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll abandon you in the middle of Texas with a chainsaw...
Ep. 111 My Bloody Valentine 3D aka Heart in a box
September 06, 2020 17:32 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBWelcome to the first week of 3D month, baby! Prepare yourself for a month of garbage. This week watched My Bloody Valentine 3D, a movie with such unlikable characters, we found ourselves rooting for the murderer. We talk Jen’s love of the Miracle on Ice, creepy sex houses, and getting photos developed after the murders of a number of your friends. Remember to rate and subscribe, or we’ll eat your Valentine’s candy. Stats/info: 2009, directed by Patrick Lussier, starring Jensen Ackles, Jaime...
Ep. 110 The Village aka Ye old twist
August 30, 2020 21:42 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBIt’s the finale of You’ve been Shyamalan twisted week! The people voted, so we watched 2004's, “The Village!” It wasn’t terrible but the end was flat like that day old soda you opened. Join us as we talk about M Night’s choice of old timey talk, the bad color, Veggie Tales, and how we can out twist Shyamalan. Be sure to rate and subscribe or you’ll have to sit in the quiet room. Stats/info: 2004, directed by M. Night Shyamalan, starring Bryce Dallace Howard, Joaquin Phoenix, Adrien Brody, W...
Ep. 109 Lady in the Water aka Narf in the Pool
August 23, 2020 17:34 - 1 hour - 44 MBWeek 4 brings us to a movie Jen is embarrassed to like, “Lady in the Water”. We attempt to understand the bizarre lore and mythology of Narfs, Scrunts, and Tartutics. Oh, and don’t forget the giant eagles! We discuss sub-pool grottoes (she’s got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty!), M Night casting himself as the messiah, and questioning if this apartment complex is actually just a motel. Rate and subscribe or we’ll send some Scrunts after you. Stats/info: 2006, directed by M. Night Shyamalan, sta...
Ep. 108 After Earth aka A film about Will Smith going to sleep
August 16, 2020 20:24 - 48 minutes - 27.7 MBWeek 3 of “You’ve been Shyamalan Twisted Month!” brings us to “After Earth.” This movie is basically an hour and forty minutes of Will Smith going to sleep. We both agree this movie would have been significantly better if it was a buddy/raptor movie. Join us as we discuss weird accents, nothing happening, and how Jen cannot pull it together. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you'll be forced to smell the fear pheromones (gag). Stats/info: 2013, directed by M. Night Shyamalan. Starring...
Ep. 107 The Last Airbender aka Flameo Hotman
August 09, 2020 20:04 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBWeek 2 of “You’ve been Shyamalan Twisted Month!” brings us to The Last Airbender. Unfortunately, the only twist is that this movie has really no redeeming qualities. Jen is angry she didn’t get to see an agni kai, Molly is befuddled by the dialogue, and both agree that Appa and all of the bending looks terrible. We are also glad that no sequels were made for this awful, awful movie. Rate and review or we’ll send Zuko after you, to restore his honor. Stats/info: 2010, directed by M. Night Sh...
Ep. 106 The Happening aka a “B movie” that isn’t actually a “B movie”
August 02, 2020 19:39 - 1 hour - 40.6 MBWelcome to “You’ve been Shyamalan Twisted Month!” We kick off this new theme by watching 2008’s, “The Happening” and jeepers is it Garbage with a capital “G.” Molly thought she was definitely being punked by M. Night but found out this was all serious business. Join us as we discuss Jen’s wasp problem, how tiramisu isn’t sexy, and what happens when plants and wind team up to take Manhattan. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll send whistlin’ wind after you. Stats/info: 2008, direct...
Ep. 105 The Haunting aka He’s not even cute
July 26, 2020 16:05 - 1 hour - 49.7 MBWow, was this a stinker. For the final week of Paranormal Sh*t month, we watch The Haunting (it’s a real Jack and the Beanstalk scenario), and all we can say is...at least it wasn’t as boring as The Grudge? We discuss floating curtain budgets, payphone calls by 3 kids in a trenchcoat, and how this movie was definitely filmed out of order. Remember to rate and review or we’ll send flowing drapes after you. Stats/info: 1999, directed by Jan de Bont. Starring Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta-Jones,...
Ep. 104 Grudge 2020 aka Too many grudges in the kitchen
July 19, 2020 19:20 - 1 hour - 40.3 MBWhoever suggested we watch this movie...you’re getting glitter in the mail. Week 3 of paranormal sh*t week had us watching 2020’s, “The Grudge” and all we can say is NEGATIVE DORITO RATING. That is a new low for Rosemary’s Ladies, ya’ll. Join us as we discuss the OG (original grudge), cops who don’t do cop work, timeline pop quizzes, and Chekov’s countdown. Be sure to rate and subscribe or you’ll have to pay Jen $6 for watching this movie. Stats/info: 2020, directed by Nicolas Pesce, starri...
Ep. 103 Hellraiser aka Nasty corpse f*ck
July 12, 2020 21:43 - 1 hour - 45.8 MBWe head into week 2 with Hellraiser, a movie Jen had previously referred to as (paraphrasing) “more erotic than Event Horizon”. Well. This movie is not as erotic as Jen remembers, so we try to make it a little more sexy. Also, we hate this movie. There is way too much fluid, everyone is gooey, and people are - let’s just say the word - MOIST. Join us in discussing Pinhead’s attractiveness, mustard eyeshadow, and finger sucking. Remember to rate and review (and try not to throw up when watchi...
Ep. 102 Paranormal Activity 3 aka Grandmas in cults
July 06, 2020 04:37 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBNew month, new theme! July is all about paranormal...activity. See what we did there? We start out the month by returning to Jen’s favorite (jkjk she hates this series) horror series, 2011’s, “Paranormal Activity 3!” Join us as we discuss Demon’s choosing human names, devils office hours, and the funding (or lack thereof) of education in both the Demon world and our own. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll send a grandma cult after you. Stats/info: 2011 directed by Ariel Shulman a...
Ep. 101 Halloween III: Season of the Witch aka Punch ‘em in the lemon curd
June 28, 2020 22:42 - 1 hour - 41.1 MBWe’re blowing right past Halloween and Halloween II, for the real crown jewel - Halloween III: Season of the Witch. This movie doesn’t have Michael Myers, but never fear, it has Stonehenge, robots, microchips, witches, and snakes. We talk factory mismanagement, bizarre character names, and how we don’t watch horror movies for the romance. Rate and review or we’ll turn you into a goo-filled robot. Stats/info: 1982, directed by Tommy Lee Wallace, starring Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dan O'Herl...
Ep. 100 Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge aka Where’s Freddy tho?
June 21, 2020 21:38 - 51 minutes - 31.6 MB*air horn noises* it’s our hundredth episode, whattttttt?! We decided to celebrate this milestone by returning to the world of FK. What we failed to remember about the second movie in this franchise is FK is barely in it and we definitely missed all the quips and campy deaths that accompany Mr. Krueger. Join use as we discuss Freddy’s gearhead passtime, how Freddy can insert himself into the dreams of birds, and the world’s greatest 80’s cleaning montage. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherw...
Ep. 99 Friday the 13th Part 2 aka #WheresMuffin
June 14, 2020 21:01 - 1 hour - 40 MBThis week we watched Friday the 13th part deux, and were not impressed. Now, we only have one question for you. If someone dropped you off in the middle of the woods for 25 years, would you be able to use a phone? Jen thinks not. We also talk Jason’s taxidermy business, the 4 R’s, and bladder betrayal. Rate and review or we’ll scare you and your camp counselors. Stats/info: 1981, directed by Steve Miner, starring Amy Steel, John Furey, Adrienne King, Betsy Palmer, and Walt Gorney. (Intro m...
Ep. 98 Christine aka Christine of the Opera
June 07, 2020 20:42 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBThe listeners spoke so we listened. The last episode of our inanimate object month was chosen by you the listeners! We watched 1983's “Christine” and it was pretty dang good. Join us as we discuss 40 year old bullies, what a sh*tter is , and Molly & Jen’s eye prescriptions. Can you blame this car for being spicy? We sure can’t. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll find yourself being chased down by a cognizant car out for blood. Stats/info: 1983, directed by John Carpenter, starr...