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Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

403 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1.6K ratings

Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks

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Episodes

Vanderpump Rules: S11 E8: Jax Attack

March 21, 2024 18:23 - 49 minutes - 67.8 MB

Cecily and Stefanie are covering Vanderpump Rules and have a lot to say about this episode. The acting is atrocious, there's no one to root for, and Jax is back. And yet, we loved every minute!

Bachelor Joey: S28 E10: The Women Tell All - Bad Girls Edition

March 19, 2024 19:02 - 1 hour - 89.9 MB

For once it's an actual great episode of Women Tell All! Sydney, Lea, Madina are all there to account for their bad behavior! Plus, we finally find out what that "We need to talk" note was all about. Spoiler alert: Nothing.  OneSkin.co use code RosePricks for 15% off. 

RHOBH: S13: Reunion Part 3: #PrayForSutton

March 14, 2024 18:49 - 51 minutes - 71.3 MB

It's the (triumphant?) return of Kathy which scares the ladies so much that Sutton nearly passes out and has to be escorted to her trailer to lie down and eventually head to the hospital (out of an abundance of caution). Will Kyle admit she's at least made out with Morgan Wade or will we have to wait for next season?  We're brought to you by Vegamour. Go to Vegamour.com/Rosepricks and use code Rosepricks for 20% off your first subscription!

RHOBH: S13: Reunion Part 2

March 13, 2024 21:19 - 1 hour - 84 MB

It's a crazy episode and Stefanie and Cecily have some unpopular opinions! Garcelle questions Dorit's robbery, Sutton screams that she's not an alcoholic and Kyle wants everyone out of her bedroom!

Bachelor Joey: S28 E9: Fantasy Suites - We Need To Talk

March 12, 2024 19:30 - 59 minutes - 81.5 MB

It's time for overnights and Joey is all about finding validation before he can give validation. Plus we get a visit from the ghosts of Golden Bachelor past.  Vegamour.com/Rosepricks code Rosepricks for 20% off your subscription!

Bachelor Joey: S28 E8: Hometowns

March 05, 2024 19:08 - 1 hour - 92.1 MB

We travel to NOLA, a Christmas tree farm, Rancho Cucamonga and Canada for this season's hometowns. Who will say "I'm falling"? Who will say, "I'm falling in love"? And who will freeze and say nothing? Listen and find out! Also support our sponsors at: Microdose.com/Rosepricks code Rosepricks for 30% off Vegamour.com/Rosepricks code Rosepricks for 20% off your first order

Vanderpump Rules: S: 11: Rachel Goes Rogue

March 01, 2024 14:00 - 29 minutes - 41 MB

It's the update you didn't know you needed (unless you read the news). We're here to talk about the Brittney Jax breakup, the Rachel lawsuit and the latest episode!

RHOBH: Reunion Part 1: I Feel Attacked

February 29, 2024 21:56 - 55 minutes - 75.6 MB

It's part one of the reunion and we couldn't be more excited! Join us for our very different takes on some people and some similar takes on others. Also, Dorit feels attacked, Crystal is NOT A CHILD BRIDE and Kyle can only be friends with people who love 10 mile hikes!

Love is Blind: 7, 8, 9: I'm Clingy?

February 28, 2024 21:46 - 1 hour - 105 MB

To get everyone up to date, we're posting this episode here on our regular feed. Next week 10 and 11 will be on Patreon. This is a DOOZY. Chelsea is told she's clingy, Clay has demons, Kenneth and Brit have a come to Jesus, Amy and Johnny keep doing Amy and Johnny and Laura helps us understand the importance of location, location, location.

Bachelor Joey: S28 E7: Snoopy Gets Cocky

February 27, 2024 19:01 - 1 hour - 83.7 MB

It's the last episode before hometowns. Daisy isn't in love, Maria doesn't like seeing him with other women, Jen desperately needs a one on one. Who will make it to Hometowns? Join us on Patreon.com/Rosepricks to hear our Love is Blind episodes!

RHOBH: S13 E17: White Party Blues+ Vanderpump

February 22, 2024 20:50 - 1 hour - 82.6 MB

It's the season finale and we finally get an action packed episode. Just kidding. But it is Kyle's White Party and everyone's invited including Denise, Camille and even Jeff Lewis. Plus, Cecily updates us on what's happening with Vanderpump Rules.

Bachelor Joey: S28 E6: Cirque du So Lame

February 20, 2024 06:05 - 56 minutes - 77.2 MB

We're in Montreal to eat poutine, wear fun hats and attempt to speak Francais! How do you say le group date? Plus, there's circus training, a Pretty Woman date and someone self-eliminates! Join us!

Love is Blind: S6 E1: Joined By Bad TV

February 17, 2024 02:35 - 1 hour - 107 MB

Today Cecily and Stef are with Dylan and Patrick from the podcast Bad TV to cover the first episode of Love is Blind. There is so much to unpack and so many questions like, "What's the deal with Matt?" and "Is Jessica a mom?" so join us because this episode is full of laughs!

RHOBH: S13 E16: Sutton is Off the Handrails

February 15, 2024 21:33 - 42 minutes - 57.8 MB

In this penultimate regular episode of RHOBH, Annemarie (whom we are calling ANNMARIE, throws a diamond party, Erika still wants an apology and Sutton brings the term "roadie" back. We are sponsored by Vegamour.com/rosepricks use code Rosepricks for 20% off your first order!

Bachelor Joey: S28 E4: Snoopy v. The Vampire

February 13, 2024 23:09 - 56 minutes - 77.3 MB

Swordfighting, Endometriosis and a 2 on 1 date! It's another exciting episode of the Bachelor! Vegamour.com/RosePricks for 20 % off your first subscription order!

RHOBH: S13 E15: Let Murse Rest (Plus Vanderpump)

February 08, 2024 23:58 - 49 minutes - 67.8 MB

Cecily and Stefanie break down the latest episode of Real Housewives of BH. Let's just say there is a lot of Erika complaining about how poorly she was treated. As a special treat, Cecily also gives us a breakdown of Vanderpump Rules and let's just say there's a lot of Tom complaining. Hellofresh.com/RosePricksfree use code Rosepricksfree for free breakfast for life!

Bachelor Joey: S28 E3: Hot Dogs v. Babies

February 06, 2024 07:33 - 1 hour - 89 MB

There's drama in the house but sadly it's the really dumb kind. Someone feels bullied, someone feels attacked and the rest dress up as odd characters and play tennis. Also there's a pageant. Please check out HelloFresh.com/rosepricksfree and use code rosepricksfree to get free breakfast in every box!

RHOBH: S13 E14: Murse is in the Purse

February 04, 2024 19:02 - 40 minutes - 55.9 MB

Cecily and Stefanie first discuss the premiere episode of Vanderpump Rules and then get into more Barcelona shenanigans with some ladies who love to shop. Plus, Erika gets sh*tfaced and Annemarie graduates from med school. Kidding. She's still a fake doctor. DrinkHappyViking.com use code rose for 20% off your first purchase!

Bachelor Joey: S28 E2: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

January 30, 2024 19:03 - 1 hour - 94.7 MB

In the second episode of Joey's season, Daisy gets a 1 on 1, Lauren shows herself out and Sydney attempts to start drama. Join us as we do terrible southern accents and fast forward through the boring parts! Happy Viking: DrinkHappyViking.com use Rose for 20% off your first purchase.

RHOBH: S13 E13: Barcelonely and Insecure

January 25, 2024 22:44 - 52 minutes - 71.6 MB

Girls Trip! Should be a fun getaway full of bonding and shopping right? Not if Annemarie has anything to say about it. Join us as we get all up in the Real Housewives talk!

Bachelor Joey: S28 E1: Joey's Got Balls w/2 Black Girls 1 Rose

January 23, 2024 21:03 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Cecily and Stefanie are joined for the premiere of Joey's Bachelor season by Justine and Natasha from 2 Black Girls 1 Rose. Not only do we recap this first episode but we discuss past seasons, Chris Harrison and why they didn't cover Zach's season (we get it!). Go over to Patreon to hear Cecily and Stefanie's predictions for the final four plus some Homeless Not Toothless backlash. Microdose.com/Rosepricks use code Rosepricks for 30% off plus free shipping

RHOBH: S13 E12: You Didn't Go to Med School

January 20, 2024 00:47 - 34 minutes - 48 MB

It's another off the rails episode of RHOBH where we find out that Annemarie pronounces her name ANNAmarie. This is worse than Gerry Turner. Get it together! By the way, did she go to med school or didn't she? We get to the bottom of it...maybe. Today's ep is sponsored by Vegamour. Go to Vegamour.com/Rosepricks and use code Rosepricks to save 20% on your first order.

Bachelor Joey: S28: Cast Roast 2

January 16, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 84.7 MB

It's part 2 of our cast breakdown and things go a little off the rails. We fall in love, we dislike people for no reason and we have a lot of notes for the people who write these bios. You can follow along by going to People Magazines cast list because it goes in order and requires no clicking around! We are sponsored by Happy Viking. Go to DrinkHappyViking.com use code Rose for 20% off.

RHOBH: S13 E11: Still on the Esophagus

January 12, 2024 03:43 - 52 minutes - 72 MB

It's our extra Thursday episode and we're coming in hot with two different takes on this episode. But don't worry, unlike Dorit and Garcelle, Cecily and Stefanie manage to see each other's points and come together like true friends.

Bachelor Joey: S28: Cast Roast 1

January 09, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 89.3 MB

It's our favorite time of the season with our sweet lil Joey when we make a bunch of snap jugements about the women vying for his heart. Spoiler Alert: we've uncovered aliens, demons and stand-up comedians. Microdose.com promocode Rosepricks for 30% off plus free shipping

RHOBH: S13 E10: Kind of a Karen

January 05, 2024 21:32 - 49 minutes - 68.2 MB

It's the bitter end of Taco Tuesday and Denise and Erika Jayne attempt to hit below the belt while Sutton refuses to compliment dates on their belt (too close to the penis). Kyle and Kim cry and Garcelle and Dorit unsuccessfully attempt to clear the air. Microdose.com/RosePricks for 30% off plus free shipping HelloFresh.com/rosepricksfree for free breakfast for life. Use the code rosepricksfree

RHOBH: S13 E9: Taco Tuesday Gone Wild

December 21, 2023 21:25 - 55 minutes - 76.2 MB

It's more Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and this episode didn't disappoint. Annemarie's sphincter comments are no match for Erika Jayne's Denise takedown, Garcelle stirs the pot, Sutton continues to deny she's a coffee drinker and so much more! Visit DRINKHAPPYVIKING.COM and use code ROSE for 20% off your first purchase.

RHOBH: S13 E8: Sutton's Sphincter

December 14, 2023 21:54 - 1 hour - 83.3 MB

Cecily and Stefanie breakdown the latest RHOBH episode plus catch you up with their feelings on the beginning of the season. Are they #TeamKyle or #Team Sutton? Who is Annemarie and is she a doctor? What was Denise on? Why is Garcelle there? All this and more! HelloFresh.com/freerosepricks for free breakfast for life (or however long you're active on Hello Fresh!

Bachelor in Paradise: S9 E10: Bye Bit*ches

December 08, 2023 20:20 - 1 hour - 89.7 MB

It's the finale! Finally! Will Sam and Pilot Pete 2.0 get engaged? Obviously not. But some people do! Tune in and hear all our thoughts and frustrations as we cover all 3 hours! For information about microdosing go to Microdose.com/RosePricks and use code RosePricks for 30% off plus free shipping

Bachelor in Paradise: S9 E9: Which One's Tanner?

December 01, 2023 20:11 - 56 minutes - 77.6 MB

Mexico is in chaos as everyone vies for those final roses. Who breaks up? Besides Jess and Blake (Mr. Chinnigan). Who might possible pretend to be in love until the end? Find out! Today's episode is brought to you by Microdose. Go to microdose.com/Rosepricks and use code rosepricks for 30% off plus free shipping! Also: HelloFresh! Go to Hellofresh.com/50rosepricks and use code 50rosepricks for 50% plus free shipping!

Golden Bachelor: Gerry Gets Dirty

November 25, 2023 00:26 - 40 minutes - 56.2 MB

Since there is no Bachelor in Paradise this week, we figured we'd offer up a peek at what's happening over on Patreon these days where we are covering Golden Bachelor. In this episode, it becomes obvious that still waters run filthy! Enjoy and if you like what you hear feel free to sign up at Patreon.com/RosePricks

Bachelor in Paradise: S9 E8: Katie's Home to Roast

November 17, 2023 20:08 - 1 hour - 86.6 MB

Date Cards, Tantric yoga, love triangles, the truth box, Rachel's wishy-washyness, accusations of Homie Hopping, Katie Thirsty, a super mean roast, it's all happening on today's Bachelor in Paradise! Today's episode is sponsored by Lumi Labs. For more information on Microdosing go to Microdose.com/Rosepricks and use code Rosepricks for 30% off plus free shipping.

Bachelor in Paradise: S9 E7: Tino Franco Uncensored

November 10, 2023 20:03 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Our BFF Tino is back on the pod to help us recap this episode (Is he #TeamKat or #TeamOlivia?) but oh, so much more. Join us for a plus sized episode of Rose Pricks!

Bachelor in Paradise: S9 E6: Homie Hoppin'

November 03, 2023 19:02 - 59 minutes - 81.8 MB

Rachel gets dissed for someone named Becca that was a night one sendoff, Kat has her eye on John Henry and she can't even pretend to like camping, John Henry has a dangerous job y'all, Aaron B. may not be the prize we all thought he was and Jess finally gets to explore! This episode is brought to you by Lumi Labs. For more info on microdosing go to Microdose.com/FCOL and get 30% plus free shipping!

Bachelor in Paradise: S9 E5: The Wrath of Kat

October 27, 2023 18:40 - 54 minutes - 74.9 MB

Tanner goes on a date on Kat's birthday and she's not having it, Stef and Cec come to blows over whether or not Brayden was ironically doing Borat impressions and Sam comes to the beach to get dirty! Today's episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/50Rosepricks and use code 50rosepricks for 50% off plus free shipping.

Bachelor in Paradise: S9 E4: Baby Back Bitches

October 20, 2023 18:49 - 59 minutes - 81.8 MB

Did Sam ever go the bathroom? Will Kat lose her mind? Does Braydon cause trouble with his new mustache alone? Yes to two out of three of those questions. Plus, ELIZA! a Truth Box and so much more! Also - we are proud to sponsor Lumi Labs! If you're interested in microdosing THC, go to Microdose.com and use code rosepricks for 30 percent off your first order and free shipping! This is an amazing offer! Ans we love Little Spoon. If you're in need of an affordable, healthy meal kit for babies ...

Bachelor in Paradise: S9 E3: Murder Bird

October 13, 2023 18:54 - 57 minutes - 79.5 MB

It's week three (not really but you know what we mean) and some new men arrive (Tanner and Tyler), new couples are formed and Brayden gets big mad. Also will Sammy have a poop baby? Today's show is sponsored by HelloFresh.com/RosePricks50 and use code RosePricks50 for 50% off and free shipping!

Bachelor in Paradise: S9 E2: The Taylor Swift of the Beach

October 06, 2023 18:44 - 59 minutes - 81.5 MB

Will, Olivia and Kylee are in a love triangle for no reason; Aaron B., ELIZA and Mercedes are in a love triangle for no reason, Hannah B arrives to shake things up and ask the burning questions and it's only DAY 2! We're sponsored by Hello Fresh (and we love them): Go to HelloFresh.com/RosePricks50 enter code RosePricks50

Bachelor in Paradise: S 9 E 1: Toe Sucker

September 29, 2023 07:44 - 43 minutes - 59.2 MB

Everyone hits the beach in our glorious first episode of Paradise. Who can forget Will from...never mind...we can't remember him or Greer or Kat or Cat? Rachel Reccia is back as well as ELIZA! So much to see so much to make fun of! Join us every Friday! Today's episode is brought to you by Lumi Labs. For more information about microdosing go to Microdose.com and use the code RosePricks for 30% off plus free shipping.

On Bethenny and Russell Brand w/Meredith Lynch

September 16, 2023 20:47 - 51 minutes - 70.6 MB

Since the Russell Brand news is timely, we wanted to get this into your feeds a little early to break down some of the allegations. Plus, we talk Bethenny's latest antics and some Vanderpump updates. It's a packed show! You can find today's guest on TikTok, Instagram and X @MeredithMLynch Our sponsor today is Lumi Labs and we're obsessed! Find out more about Microdosing THC at MICRODOSE.COM Use code "rosepricks" for 30 percent off and free shipping on your first order!

The Golden Bachelor: Oh What a (Creepy) Night!

September 14, 2023 13:00 - 26 minutes - 36.5 MB

Stef and Cec go deep into the April Kirkwood story, one of Gerry's Golden Bachelor contestants! It's absolutely insane, as is her book!

The Golden Bachelor: Cast Roast

September 12, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 95.3 MB

There's no holding back our thoughts on the newest senior bachelor contestants! (Spoiler: we love more than we don't!) Follow along as we help Gerry find a soul mate or at least someone fun to make out with....or knit him a sweater.

And Just Like That: S2 E11: Samantha's Final "F" You!

September 05, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 91.5 MB

Samantha finally calls Carrie and it's nothing to write home about. Unless you're Kim Cattrall and you're calling your "money" guy to cash your big check. Charlotte stands up to Harry, Anthony is torn about being the Bottom we always thought he was, Carrie has a fancy dinner party, Miranda gets her groove back, Che keeps Che-ing and Aiden has a big, annoying surprise. We break it all down and then some! Today's show is sponsored by Little Spoon - delicious meals that come right to your door!...

And Just Like That: S2 E10: Bottom's Up

August 31, 2023 13:00 - 54 minutes - 74.5 MB

Somehow, it gets worse. Anthony gets some wild news about his HUSBAND "in Japan." Carrie continues to be the worst friend of all time. Che watches old standup and somehow doesn't throw up. Aiden gets some bad news. And so very much more!

And Just Like That: S2 E9: Cello!

August 29, 2023 13:00 - 52 minutes - 72.2 MB

Okay. Special show makes Special Ladies lose their Special Minds. And Just Like That somehow gets cringier Aiden out Aidens himself, Seema bangs a VERY IMPORTANT DIRECTOR. Harry has nothing to do, Nya finds Tinder, Che vibes with someone new and Carrie gets a kitten. And so much more of this nightmare! Join us! For more info on microdosing go to Microdose.com/Rosepricks and use code Rosepricks for 30 percent off and free shipping for your first order!

And Just Like That: S2 E8: Big Mistake

August 24, 2023 13:00 - 48 minutes - 67 MB

Stef and Cec are convinced this show is written by cheap AI bots...(not even fancy ones.) Miranda starts an internship, Charlotte thinks she's fat, Seema meets a HOT SHOT DIRECTOR, Che pays the bills somehow and Carrie continues to be the WORST FRIEND OF ALL TIME. Oh and Aiden makes chicken puns, cuz you know...Aiden.

Bachelorette Charity: S20 E9: Finale: Where's Nehemiah?

August 22, 2023 18:54 - 52 minutes - 72.4 MB

It's time for Charity to decide who she's going to marry. Is it going to be Joey, Dotun or Aaron B? She's confused, we're confused, her parents are confused. Also, the poet is back. Is he still in a cult? Is he the next Bachelor? Find out right now!

And Just Like That: S2 E7: Giussepe's Package

August 17, 2023 13:00 - 57 minutes - 78.3 MB

Is Carrie gonna get ALL NEW SPECIAL FLOORS? She is a special lady afterall! Find out when Aiden re-enters the chat. Plus Miranda has a date, Charlotte gets high and Herbert lays down some truth bombs. Oh and somehow Drew Barrymore is involved!

Bachelorette Charity: S20 E8: F&*k Pete

August 15, 2023 18:10 - 55 minutes - 76.6 MB

It's everyone's favorite tea spilling two hours featuring Braydon, the wrestler dude and Xavier. But does any tea actually get spilled? Find out who Braydon reminds us of, see if we've turned around on Xavier and hear out thoughts on the Golden Bachelor. For those interested in the delicious meal/snack plans for kids that come right to your door, check out Little Spoon and use code Rosepricks for discounts! And, we also love Lumi products if you're looking to learn about microdosing THC. Go...

And Just Like That: S2 E6: Condoms in the Snow

August 10, 2023 13:00 - 49 minutes - 67.7 MB

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