Rolled Oats
28 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago -Long form improvised tabletop role-playing in D&D 5th edition. Join Cooper Ryan, Isaac Kresta, Austin Wright and Caden Ziegler as we collaborate on telling what hopes to be an interesting story. There is also a piglet named Arnold. And we record in a blanket fort that we call a recording studio which really retains heat so the longer we record in a single session the more delirious we get.
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Episodes
Episode 26 - Flaws and Disorder
October 31, 2020 03:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MBAssassination! With the shocking reveal of a fresh murder to solve in addition to the mysterious mauling of Dean Dean D'Myhomeuniveristy, the crew buckles down and puts their investigative skills to the test! It's not exactly impressive. And to those at home who will be filled with indignant fury over our idiocy, the explorer's hat is called a Pith Helmet and sachet is pronounced sash-ey. Actors: Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/DM Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint Austin Wright as Profes...
Episode 25 - Capitalism Is Murder! (But Like, So Is Murder)
October 16, 2020 17:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MBTitivation! The crew seeks out some much needed self-care and really takes the time to treat themselves to the finer things in life before attending the dinner party at MHU where they meet a very colorful cast of characters. Actors: Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/DM Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Himself Editor: Cooper Ryan Music in this episode (in the order it was played): Blue Monday - Kristian Leo Bl...
Episode 24 - DM Another Day
October 09, 2020 17:00 - 46 minutes - 32.3 MBInvitation! The crew receives a curious message at sea from Elise' former employer, My Home University (MHU), convincing them to set sail for the illustrious institution. It certainly couldn't be a trap of some kind, right? Actors: Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/DM Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Himself Editor: Cooper Ryan Music in this episode (in the order it was played): Blue Monday - Kristian Leo Blu...
Episode 23 - Hoot To Kill
October 02, 2020 17:00 - 39 minutes - 27.2 MBAbsquatulation! (Okay if I'm being honest I found that word in a thesaurus and it looks absolutely ridiculous so I had to use it.) With only their wits, guile and an unregistered G.O.O.S.E. vehicle at their disposal, the crew must escape the wrath of an angry and ancient owl-bear while an unconscious Churro lies helpless in the backseat. Also, stick around for the second half of the episode to hear Caden clarify the mechanics behind his homebrew Tarot Warlock class. Actors: Cooper Ryan as ...
Episode 22 - Waiting For Churro
September 26, 2020 22:00 - 46 minutes - 32.3 MBContemplation! The crew dives into Kildare's past as they deliberate over what course of action to pursue in regards to the newly found child. Following the conclusion of this cogitation, a semi-avian avenger emerges to serve the crew their just desserts. Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/Schmied Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Himself Editor: Cooper Ryan Music in this episode (in the order it was...
Episode 21 - Wild G.O.O.S.E. Chase
August 28, 2020 19:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MBIntercession! The crew joins an action-packed, heart-pumping, adrenaline-filled (is that enough bad movie reviewer descriptors for you?) cart chase as they close in on their divinely determined target. They're going fast. And I'm sure someone is furious. What more do I need to say? Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/Schmied Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Himself Editor: Cooper Ryan Music in this e...
Episode 20 - Trader Johann's
August 16, 2020 23:00 - 46 minutes - 31.7 MBRe-provision! The crew faces their most difficult challenge yet; attempting to shop like normal people while dealing with a very friendly and accommodating shop-keep! Amidst offers of seemingly magical items, a few valuable treasures are found and acquired, though one may wonder exactly what such a well-stocked shop is doing out in the middle of nowhere... Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/Schmied Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler ...
Episode 19 - Owl Be Back
August 11, 2020 02:00 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MBSuspense! With the G.O.O.S.E. returned to a functional state, the crew bumbles their way through the forest on their way to complete Kildare's divine assignment. Their sojourn does not go unnoticed though and they make a few nocturnal nemeses along the way! Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/Schmied Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Himself Editor: Cooper Ryan Music in this episode (in the order it w...
Episode 18 - How To Start Cults and Influence People
August 01, 2020 23:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBMalfunction! After receiving a confusing and fragmented message from Kildare's patron, the crew is immediately beset by a new problem concerning the Ground-Oriented & Optimized Safety Explorer (G.O.O.S.E.). They attempt to enlist the help of three eccentric enthusiasts while quite possibly establishing their own chapter of a local cult. Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/Schmied Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold th...
A Bunch of Bits From Us Dumbsh*ts
July 24, 2020 23:00 - 12 minutes - 8.83 MBDistraction! We were unable to create a full episode this week so please enjoy a collection of bits that were cut from the show for time. We will be returning to our regular uploads next week! Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/Schmied Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Himself Editor: Cooper Ryan Music in this episode (in the order it was played): Muffins - Dresden, The Flamingo Coo Coos - Dresden, T...
Episode 17 - The G.O.O.S.E. Is Loose
July 18, 2020 20:00 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MBContribution! Schmied presents her first round of creations for the crew, some of which seem... less useful than others. Kildare finds his powers becoming increasingly unreliable despite attempts to complete their mysterious mission. The crew also has an unexpected encounter with the law as they learn the responsibilities associated with their new toys from Schmied. Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/Schmied Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden...
Episode 16 - Sharks & Recreation(al Drugs)
July 11, 2020 22:00 - 41 minutes - 28.3 MBAntagonism! The battle with the crew of the Bara-Cuda progresses, and old rivalries begin anew. Both crews dish out harsh words and harsher blows in their attempts to gain the upper hand. And despite Shade's flimsy attempts at becoming a better person, he is drawn ever more towards the alluring life of piracy and smuggling. Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/Schmied Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Hi...
Episode 15 - Ooooo, Bara-Cuda
July 03, 2020 21:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MBCompetition! Newly branded "Captain" Elise puts her leadership skills to the test as the crew discusses how to deal with the slowly encroaching pirate vs merchant situation. Will they be rescuers or raiders? Kildare suffers additional unexpected side effects, and Flint is given the very important task of guarding the ship. It totally wasn't just a convenience thing. Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/Schmied Austin Wright as Professor Elise Cade...
Episode 14 - Ship In A Bottle Episode
June 26, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBReflection! Captain Flint guides the crew through a structured peer review in the hopes that it will help the crew grow stronger together. Unfortunately they seem to enjoy roasting each other more than building each other up so the plan may have backfired a little bit. On the bright side, the ship is officially named! Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/Schmied Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Himself...
Episode 13 - Schmied-ful Things
June 19, 2020 22:00 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MBAugmentation! The crew meets the new resident of their freshly repaired ship and puts them to work immediately. Kildare expounds on the task he has recieved from his mysterious patron and the crew expresses their thoughts and concerns regarding this nebulous form of employment. We also get a quick peek back at Hoam Island following the crews departure. Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/Schmied Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Ki...
Episode 12 - You've Got Hale
June 13, 2020 01:00 - 54 minutes - 37.8 MBConfrontation! As the crew wraps up their adventure on Hoam Island, one final obstacle lies in their way. Secrets are revealed. Lies are woven. Coconuts are STOLEN! Also I think some feelings are hurt, so there's that. (This episode has some audio recording issues so we will be extra careful in future recordings to prevent them from happening again, we apologize for the inconvenience) Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow Austin Wright as Professor...
Episode 11 - Big Webby: Hoam-Coming
June 05, 2020 22:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MBIntroduction! As battle rages on with the mysterious pitcher plant (sort of a distant cousin to Audrey II), Kildare faces his own imminent demise! ...Again. But none of that matters even the slightest bit because in this episode we meet a true hero, someone you can always look to when hope seems lost, a paragon of pure valor. My dear listeners I present to you without further ado, the queller of chaos, the hero of Hoam, the eight-legged avenger: BIG WEBBY! Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Fli...
Tabled Pilot
May 29, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MBTabled! In the midst of pitch combat, our crew locks into place dramatically, seemingly frozen in time. In that moment, a dapper and well dressed redheaded gentleman struts onto the field to take you the viewer's attention toward a table just off set. Seated there are our narrators, enjoying nice drinks and pleasant conversation over the topics of storytelling and roleplay- namely their opinions of character creation in a roleplay setting. Join them, won't you, for the pilot episode of Table...
Episode 10 - Live! On Stage
May 23, 2020 18:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBAction! As the crew works to give Brett a helping hand they are opposed by an enormous plant creature inhabiting an old theatre. Combat ensues and acts of heroism and stupidity are abound! Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Himself Editor: Cooper Ryan Music in this episode (in the order it was played): Blue Monday - Kristian Leo Into The Fray - Cody Martin All music...
Episode 9 - Debacled and Rebacled
May 16, 2020 00:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MBConsternation! As the crew moves in on Brett, a series of unfortunate events leads to everyone, vampires and mortals alike, to be shocked and amazed. There was also a nearby mongoose whose life was transformed by what they witnessed but it was off-screen so we don't get to hear that story. Yet. The crew also takes a moment to un-table some things that were previously tabled. Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow Austin Wright as Professor Elise Cade...
Episode 8 - Get This Brett!
May 08, 2020 23:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MBDeliberation! After a semi-restful night in the lemur-occupied Thisvillage, the crew spends an inordinate amount of time discussing their next move. Many magical substances are discussed and shared, after which recent acquaintances are re-evaluated. Several plans are made, but none of them are executed. That's D&D for you! Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Himself Ed...
Episode 7 - You Know, Like Blyeh
May 01, 2020 19:00 - 45 minutes - 31.1 MBInvestigation! The crew stumbles into a village that hides a terrible secret, while uncovering some truths about the past of Hoam Island that create more questions than they answer. Kildare proves to be a pretty decent detective and also actually remembers details of things that happened more than 5 minutes ago. Wild. Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Himself Editor:...
Episode 6 - Don't Try This At Hoam
April 24, 2020 19:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MBExploration! Following some questionable yet profitable choices made by Shade, the crew finally sets off to do something that might actually be considered heroic. However, they are almost immediately beset by problems as they scour Hoam island for clues regarding the disappearance of Garlet's husband Bread, I mean Brett, I mean Trestan. Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet...
Episode 5 - Hoam-Style Cookin'
April 10, 2020 20:00 - 46 minutes - 32.2 MBCelebration! The crew gets everything together for the party and Hoam Village is ready for a night they'll never forget! Except Shade, I don't think he's going to remember a thing, someone should really talk to him y'know? Some of our protagonist's vices emerge as the night of debauchery ensues and all the while, danger lurks in the skies! Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Pigl...
Episode 4 - Twenty-Seven Shades of Red
April 03, 2020 18:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MBAdjudication! The crew continues doling out solutions to the very serious problems that are plaguing their new acquaintances on Hoam Island. They deal with a culinary conspiracy, an under-appreciated altruist and... Vampires?! All while planning what may be the single most important social event of the season. This is the Catalina Wine Mixer folks! Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnol...
Episode 3 - Bleedin' Coconuts
March 27, 2020 16:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MBDiscovery! The crew finds what seems to be safe harbor on a strange island with even stranger people. Like, REALLY strange people. You won't see it coming at all. You'll know what I'm talking about. In exchange for some much needed repairs from these new acquaintances, the crew agrees to provide one of the most joyous and fulfilling services an individual can provide for a civilized society: Jury Duty! Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow Austin W...
Episode 2 - Deus Ex Kraken-a
March 20, 2020 03:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MBCombat! The crew is ambushed aboard their own ship, but that doesn't stop them from chatting up their attackers as they counter with swashbucklery (totally a word) and magic. Shade falls into old habits while Kildare is horrified by new ones. Also, Arnold the piglet might be an elder god or something? I'll get back to you on that. Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Hi...
Episode 1 - Oops! All Pirates
March 20, 2020 02:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBTheft! Four inept nobodies have stolen-- *ahem* allegedly stolen a ship which was very nearly destroyed in the subsequent escape and following storm. Meet the crew as they try to save themselves from being arrested or drowned. Actors: Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DM Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow Austin Wright as Professor Elise Caden Ziegler as Kildare Arnold the Piglet as Himself Editor: Cooper Ryan Music in this episode (in the order it was played): Blue Monday - Kristian Leo ...