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Rock Talk: A Guide to the Films of Dwayne Johnson

106 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 70 ratings

The Rock is a lot of things. 2016's highest paid actor. People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive". Fanny pack fashion icon. Future president?
And now, he's the subject of a brand new podcast!

Join Jordan and Charlie on their quest to find out why Dwayne Johnson is the most electrifying man in entertainment. They'll break down every one of his IMDB offerings in near-obsessive detail until they get to the bottom of it. Special episodes are planned to examine his Saturday Night Live appearances, guest starring roles on TV shows and more!

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Episodes

Red Notice

October 20, 2022 22:33 - 53 minutes - 48.4 MB

All is fair in love and eggs! Wise words from Dwayne Johnson as the jabronis review DJ's $200m action/heist/comedy. They discuss Deadpoolification, Greek names, and THAT Vin Diesel joke. Rate/review/subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Fast And Furious: Supercharged

September 30, 2022 18:05 - 38 minutes - 33.4 MB

It's still a movie if it's shown on a tiny screen in a fake party bus, right? The jabronis review Fast and Furious: Supercharged, the ill-fated ride at Universal Studios Orlando! They discuss theme park fire, what makes good merch, and warehouse aesthetics!!

Jungle Cruise

September 23, 2022 11:50 - 54 minutes - 51.2 MB

The Rock is back in safari gear and that's always a good sign, right? The jabronis talk about the latest DJ x Disney collab and discuss colonization, streaming movies, Paul Giamatti and more! Also!! A 15-minute tangent about Dwayne Johnson merchandise!! Emily Blunt appreciation! The Rock in a top hat!!

Fate Of The Furious feat. Rachel Bondy Rummel

September 16, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MB

Wait, what's that gracing your podcast feed? IT'S ROCK TALK BREAKING YOUR DOOR DOWN TO FINISH WHAT WE STARTED. Jordan and Charlie mean it this time - it's time to finish out the Dwayne Johnson canon with a flurry of episodes YEARS in the making. First up: Fate of the Furious. Rachel Bondy makes her debut appearance on the pod to give us insight into White Girl Dreads, Tay Tay and much more.

Episode 31.5 - Emergency Podcast: The Rock has COVID! feat. Grace Aucella

September 03, 2020 01:59 - 10 minutes - 10.3 MB

BREAKING NEWS: The Rock announces his family has COVID. We put the Dwayne Johnson signal in the sky over Gotham and Grace Aucella answered the call for an emergency podcast to discuss this disturbing news.

Emergency Podcast: The Rock has COVID! feat. Grace Aucella

September 03, 2020 01:59 - 10 minutes - 10.3 MB

BREAKING NEWS: The Rock announces his family has COVID. We put the Dwayne Johnson signal in the sky over Gotham and Grace Aucella answered the call for an emergency podcast to discuss this disturbing news.

Episode 31 - Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw

August 30, 2020 22:28 - 58 minutes - 54.6 MB

It only took a year and a global pandemic but Rock Talk Presents: Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw! The jabronis return from a long hiatus to discuss the spinoff that broke up the Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson bromance. Does this movie live up to the Fast and Furious legacy? Why are there so many ball jokes in this movie? What is a champagne problem?? All this and more on this episode of Rock Talk!

Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw

August 30, 2020 22:28 - 58 minutes - 54.6 MB

It only took a year and a global pandemic but Rock Talk Presents: Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw! The jabronis return from a long hiatus to discuss the spinoff that broke up the Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson bromance. Does this movie live up to the Fast and Furious legacy? Why are there so many ball jokes in this movie? What is a champagne problem?? All this and more on this episode of Rock Talk!

Titan Games Finale Commentary

May 14, 2019 14:28 - 59 minutes - 55.9 MB

Although the Titan Games wrapped up a few months ago, we're guessing you probably didn't watch it. That's okay, because the Rock Talk jabronis have you covered and are watching the finale LIVE on this episode! If you remember, Jordan and Charlie were crushed to find out their application wasn't accepted to join the Titan Games but after watching, it's understandable why they weren't chosen. This is a live commentary, so turn on Hulu, queue up the last episode of the Titan Games and watch al...

Episode 30.5 - Titan Games Finale Commentary

May 14, 2019 14:28 - 59 minutes - 55.9 MB

Although the Titan Games wrapped up a few months ago, we're guessing you probably didn't watch it. That's okay, because the Rock Talk jabronis have you covered and are watching the finale LIVE on this episode! If you remember, Jordan and Charlie were crushed to find out their application wasn't accepted to join the Titan Games but after watching, it's understandable why they weren't chosen. This is a live commentary, so turn on Hulu, queue up the last episode of the Titan Games and watch al...

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

May 02, 2019 22:49 - 54 minutes - 58.7 MB

WE’RE BACK, BABY! After months on haitus, Rock Talk returns and we could think of no better day to come back than Dwayne Johnson’s birthday. This is the episode that almost broke us - technical delays and host relocations tried to hold us back BUT THEY COULDN’T. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island is not a good movie. But it’s certainly A movie. There’s something to be said for that. The jabronis break down this odd entry into the Rock’s filmography and suffer through it so you don’t have to!

Episode 30 - Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

May 02, 2019 22:49 - 54 minutes - 58.7 MB

WE’RE BACK, BABY! After months on haitus, Rock Talk returns and we could think of no better day to come back than Dwayne Johnson’s birthday. This is the episode that almost broke us - technical delays and host relocations tried to hold us back BUT THEY COULDN’T. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island is not a good movie. But it’s certainly A movie. There’s something to be said for that. The jabronis break down this odd entry into the Rock’s filmography and suffer through it so you don’t have to!

Episode 29.5 - State of the Podcast

September 25, 2018 18:10 - 17 minutes - 23.4 MB

WE BACK! Sorry for the two month break but your favorite jabronis return with a plan for the final six movies of Rock Talk! They also discuss not being picked for the Titan Games and The Rock's newest Under Armour collection. Join us next week for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island!

State of the Podcast

September 25, 2018 18:10 - 17 minutes - 23.4 MB

WE BACK! Sorry for the two month break but your favorite jabronis return with a plan for the final six movies of Rock Talk! They also discuss not being picked for the Titan Games and The Rock's newest Under Armour collection. Join us next week for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island!

Episode 29 - Skyscraper

July 19, 2018 18:18 - 51 minutes - 71.2 MB

DADDY LOVES WHO? This week the jabronis talk about the latest Dwayne Johnson offering, Skyscraper. If you were worried that this movie would be too much like Die Hard or Towering Inferno YOU WERE RIGHT. And that's not a bad thing. Dwayne Johnson turns in what might be the seminal performance of his career alongside Neve Campbell and a bunch of bad guys. HE SAVES THE DAY WITH DUCT TAPE. Also!! The jabronis are invited on other podcasts!! Dwayne Johnson on Andy Cohen and Steven Colbert!!

Skyscraper

July 19, 2018 18:18 - 51 minutes - 71.2 MB

DADDY LOVES WHO? This week the jabronis talk about the latest Dwayne Johnson offering, Skyscraper. If you were worried that this movie would be too much like Die Hard or Towering Inferno YOU WERE RIGHT. And that's not a bad thing. Dwayne Johnson turns in what might be the seminal performance of his career alongside Neve Campbell and a bunch of bad guys. HE SAVES THE DAY WITH DUCT TAPE. Also!! The jabronis are invited on other podcasts!! Dwayne Johnson on Andy Cohen and Steven Colbert!!

Episode 28 - Crank

July 01, 2018 23:50 - 47 minutes - 53.2 MB

EPISODE 28 - CRANK Rock Talk’s Fast Family Vacation continues with Jason Statham’s magnum opus, Crank. This fever-dream-of-a-movie stars Statham and Amy Smart. It’s like that movie Speed - EXCEPT STATHAM IS THE BUS. Statham plays Chev Chelios, a reformed hitman who gets poisoned by a rival gang. If he slows down, he dies. IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE. Oh, and also Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. When we tell you this movie will make you feel grimy, we mean that in a good way. ALSO!! The Rock relea...

Crank

July 01, 2018 23:50 - 47 minutes - 53.2 MB

EPISODE 28 - CRANK Rock Talk’s Fast Family Vacation continues with Jason Statham’s magnum opus, Crank. This fever-dream-of-a-movie stars Statham and Amy Smart. It’s like that movie Speed - EXCEPT STATHAM IS THE BUS. Statham plays Chev Chelios, a reformed hitman who gets poisoned by a rival gang. If he slows down, he dies. IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE. Oh, and also Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. When we tell you this movie will make you feel grimy, we mean that in a good way. ALSO!! The Rock relea...

Episode 27 - xXx

June 14, 2018 02:04 - 52 minutes - 61.9 MB

The Fast Family Vacation begins! And it couldn't begin with a better movie. xXx (don't google that without safesearch on) is part James Bond, part X-Games and part Mountain Dew Code Red. This is Vin Diesel at the height of his hairless powers and HOO BOY is it a roller coaster. The jabronis talk about fur coats, mini-submarines and soundtrack pole dancing in this INSANE episode of Rock Talk. This movie is WALL-TO-WALL relentless insanity and might be the MOST PERFECT MOVIE EVER MADE. At leas...

xXx

June 14, 2018 02:04 - 52 minutes - 61.9 MB

The Fast Family Vacation begins! And it couldn't begin with a better movie. xXx (don't google that without safesearch on) is part James Bond, part X-Games and part Mountain Dew Code Red. This is Vin Diesel at the height of his hairless powers and HOO BOY is it a roller coaster. The jabronis talk about fur coats, mini-submarines and soundtrack pole dancing in this INSANE episode of Rock Talk. This movie is WALL-TO-WALL relentless insanity and might be the MOST PERFECT MOVIE EVER MADE. At leas...

Episode 26.5 - Announcing Fast Family Vacation

June 07, 2018 20:31 - 11 minutes - 16 MB

What's the best thing about summer? FAMILY VACATIONS. And what better family to spend your vacation with than the Fast and Furious family? THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE DOING. Announcing Fast Family Vacation, a Rock Talk miniseries. For the next five episodes, the jabronis will dissect movies starring the OTHER stars of Fast and Furious. We're talking about XXX, Wonder Woman and Crank. (Don't worry, we'll still review Skyscraper.) June 14: XXX June 28: Crank July 13th: Skyscraper July 27th: Wo...

Announcing Fast Family Vacation

June 07, 2018 20:31 - 11 minutes - 16 MB

What's the best thing about summer? FAMILY VACATIONS. And what better family to spend your vacation with than the Fast and Furious family? THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE DOING. Announcing Fast Family Vacation, a Rock Talk miniseries. For the next five episodes, the jabronis will dissect movies starring the OTHER stars of Fast and Furious. We're talking about XXX, Wonder Woman and Crank. (Don't worry, we'll still review Skyscraper.) June 14: XXX June 28: Crank July 13th: Skyscraper July 27th: Wo...

Episode 26 - San Andreas

May 17, 2018 20:05 - 42 minutes - 58.3 MB

"Who should we call?" "EVERYBODY." 2015's San Andreas, or, Dwayne Johnson vs. Earthquakes. This movie does a disaster flick EXACTLY RIGHT. We have crazy destruction, cheesy one-liners and copious amounts of product placement. Is this movie scientifically accurate? OF COURSE NOT. Mostly because all of the science is being explained to us by Paul Giamatti. But it doesn't matter when your CGI-laden movie is INSANELY FUN! Also!! Jungle Cruise starts production next week!! More details on Hobb...

San Andreas

May 17, 2018 20:05 - 42 minutes - 58.3 MB

"Who should we call?" "EVERYBODY." 2015's San Andreas, or, Dwayne Johnson vs. Earthquakes. This movie does a disaster flick EXACTLY RIGHT. We have crazy destruction, cheesy one-liners and copious amounts of product placement. Is this movie scientifically accurate? OF COURSE NOT. Mostly because all of the science is being explained to us by Paul Giamatti. But it doesn't matter when your CGI-laden movie is INSANELY FUN! Also!! Jungle Cruise starts production next week!! More details on Hobb...

The Rock's Best Tweets, Ranked feat. Erin Shore

May 11, 2018 18:41 - 25 minutes - 34.4 MB

From Splash Mountain to highly classified intelligence information, The Rock's Twitter feed has it all. Guest jabroni Erin Shore joins Charlie and Jordan on the quest to find the ALL-TIME BEST DJ TWEETS. And yes, we talk about THAT TWEET. Join Rock Talk next week as they discuss the earthquake disaster movie San Andreas!!

Episode 25.5 - The Rock's Best Tweets, Ranked feat. Erin Shore

May 11, 2018 18:41 - 25 minutes - 34.4 MB

From Splash Mountain to highly classified intelligence information, The Rock's Twitter feed has it all. Guest jabroni Erin Shore joins Charlie and Jordan on the quest to find the ALL-TIME BEST DJ TWEETS. And yes, we talk about THAT TWEET. Join Rock Talk next week as they discuss the earthquake disaster movie San Andreas!!

Episode 25 - Walking Tall

May 03, 2018 18:22 - 55 minutes - 75.7 MB

Episode 25 is AVAILABLE NOW! Walking Tall is DJ’s first foray into a gritty, throwback, 1970s style action movie. Except with Johnny Knoxville. And Zero from the Holes movie. If you like movies that barely eclipse the hour-long mark, THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU. It’s 85 minutes of slow-moving action that features crystal meth, a fireman strip dance, and SO. MANY. BULLETS. Also!! The Undefeated looks into DJ’s football career!! Kevin Hart and DJ photoshop war!! Elizabeth Warren still loves Balle...

Walking Tall

May 03, 2018 18:22 - 55 minutes - 75.7 MB

Walking Tall is DJ’s first foray into a gritty, throwback, 1970s style action movie. Except with Johnny Knoxville. And Zero from the Holes movie. If you like movies that barely eclipse the hour-long mark, THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU. It’s 85 minutes of slow-moving action that features crystal meth, a fireman strip dance, and SO. MANY. BULLETS. Also!! The Undefeated looks into DJ’s football career!! Kevin Hart and DJ photoshop war!! Elizabeth Warren still loves Ballers!!

Episode 24.5 - Rampage Addendum feat. Kevin Howe

April 26, 2018 20:11 - 21 minutes - 19.3 MB

It's part two of our Rampage discussion AND WE'RE FIRED UP. Why? Because the guys at @NerdyThingsPod trashed our boy DJ. WE THINK THEY MISSED A FEW THINGS. Kevin Howe joins the jabronis to defend the honor of Nerdy Things. It's an audio deathmatch!! TWO PODCASTS ENTER. ONE PODCAST LEAVES. Charlie and Jordan cover anything they missed last week (sorry about the audio quality, btw) including: clunky dialogue, wiener transplants and thermostat hacking. IT'S ALL HERE, BUB.

Rampage Addendum feat. Kevin Howe

April 26, 2018 20:11 - 21 minutes - 19.3 MB

It's part two of our Rampage discussion AND WE'RE FIRED UP. Why? Because the guys at @NerdyThingsPod trashed our boy DJ. WE THINK THEY MISSED A FEW THINGS. Kevin Howe joins the jabronis to defend the honor of Nerdy Things. It's an audio deathmatch!! TWO PODCASTS ENTER. ONE PODCAST LEAVES. Charlie and Jordan cover anything they missed last week (sorry about the audio quality, btw) including: clunky dialogue, wiener transplants and thermostat hacking. IT'S ALL HERE, BUB.

Rampage feat. Caleb Holt

April 17, 2018 20:32 - 51 minutes - 70.3 MB

Is this movie dumb? Yes, but is it dumb fun? ALSO YES. The jabronis are joined by guest Caleb Holt to discuss The Rock's newest movie, Rampage! Dwayne plays primatologist Davis Okoye who forms a bond with an albino gorilla and BLAH BLAH BLAH IT DOESN'T MATTER. All you need to know is that our boy DJ has to fight three monsters before they destroy the entire city of Chicago. THAT'S IT. SIT DOWN AND EAT SOME POPCORN, DUMMIES. Do NOT overthink this movie. So join the jabronis as they do just t...

Episode 24 - Rampage feat. Caleb Holt

April 17, 2018 20:32 - 51 minutes - 70.3 MB

Is this movie dumb? Yes, but is it dumb fun? ALSO YES. The jabronis are joined by guest Caleb Holt to discuss The Rock's newest movie, Rampage! Dwayne plays primatologist Davis Okoye who forms a bond with an albino gorilla and BLAH BLAH BLAH IT DOESN'T MATTER. All you need to know is that our boy DJ has to fight three monsters before they destroy the entire city of Chicago. THAT'S IT. SIT DOWN AND EAT SOME POPCORN, DUMMIES. Do NOT overthink this movie. So join the jabronis as they do just t...

Episode 23 - Southland Tales

April 05, 2018 19:26 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MB

If you take the Book of Revelation and throw it in a blender with Donnie Darko, Interstellar, a few adult films and some monkey souls, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. Southland Tales is an ambitious world-building story about a post-apocalyptic Los Angeles where entertainers are politicians and a government agency spies on Americans in the name of national security while the end of the world is afoot. Sounds interesting, right? THEN YOU WOULD BE WRONG. This movie is like that kid in your 9th grade go...

Southland Tales

April 05, 2018 19:26 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MB

If you take the Book of Revelation and throw it in a blender with Donnie Darko, Interstellar, a few adult films and some monkey souls, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. Southland Tales is an ambitious world-building story about a post-apocalyptic Los Angeles where entertainers are politicians and a government agency spies on Americans in the name of national security while the end of the world is afoot. Sounds interesting, right? THEN YOU WOULD BE WRONG. This movie is like that kid in your 9th grade go...

March Madness One-Liner Bracket

March 29, 2018 21:16 - 45 minutes - 62.3 MB

MARCH MADNESS HAS HIT ROCK TALK! People love brackets. It's a fact. So when it came time to make one for Rock Talk, the jabronis knew what needed to be ranked -- ONE LINERS. Jordan and Charlie spent WAY too much time whittling down the many amazing Dwayne Johnson quotes to the 16 very best. Which one is the best? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN. Join us next week as we take a look at one of Rocky's lesser known outings: Southland Tales.

Episode 22.5 - March Madness One-Liner Bracket

March 29, 2018 21:16 - 45 minutes - 62.3 MB

MARCH MADNESS HAS HIT ROCK TALK! People love brackets. It's a fact. So when it came time to make one for Rock Talk, the jabronis knew what needed to be ranked -- ONE LINERS. Jordan and Charlie spent WAY too much time whittling down the many amazing Dwayne Johnson quotes to the 16 very best. Which one is the best? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN. Join us next week as we take a look at one of Rocky's lesser known outings: Southland Tales.

Be Cool

March 22, 2018 20:10 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MB

2005’s Be Cool. It’s just like Pulp Fiction – except everybody is much older and the writing isn’t as good! Dwayne Johnson plays Vince Vaughn’s gay bodyguard who dreams of being a big-time actor. If you like dated music references and loud mouth chewing, THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU. It has it all: Travolta plastic surgery, Andre 3000, a speech about cultural appropriation, and DJ in a full-on cowboy outfit. Oh, and don’t ask us to explain the plot of this movie. It can’t be done. It’s crazy. It’s...

Episode 22 - Be Cool

March 22, 2018 20:10 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MB

2005’s Be Cool. It’s just like Pulp Fiction – except everybody is much older and the writing isn’t as good! Dwayne Johnson plays Vince Vaughn’s gay bodyguard who dreams of being a big-time actor. If you like dated music references and loud mouth chewing, THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU. It has it all: Travolta plastic surgery, Andre 3000, a speech about cultural appropriation, and DJ in a full-on cowboy outfit. Oh, and don’t ask us to explain the plot of this movie. It can’t be done. It’s crazy. It’s...

Episode 21.5 - The Jabronis Apply for NBC's Titan Games

March 14, 2018 21:24 - 24 minutes - 22.4 MB

THE TITAN GAMES. Not much is known about this future athletic-based reality show except that The Rock is behind it. That’s enough for us! Join us on this week’s mini-episode as the jabronis apply on-air. We’ll answer some very very specific question like: Do you parkour? Can you swim? What’s the most harrowing trauma you’ve ever been through? Learn more about Charlie and Jordan than you ever thought you bargained for on the newest episode of Rock Talk!

The Jabronis Apply for NBC's Titan Games

March 14, 2018 21:24 - 24 minutes - 22.4 MB

THE TITAN GAMES. Not much is known about this future athletic-based reality show except that The Rock is behind it. That’s enough for us! Join us on this week’s mini-episode as the jabronis apply on-air. We’ll answer some very very specific question like: Do you parkour? Can you swim? What’s the most harrowing trauma you’ve ever been through? Learn more about Charlie and Jordan than you ever thought you bargained for on the newest episode of Rock Talk!

Episode 21 - Furious 7

March 07, 2018 20:32 - 54 minutes - 74.8 MB

EPISODE 21 IS HERE!! After a long wait, (sorry everyone) the jabronis discuss what might be the MOST EPIC movie that has ever been put to film. Furious 7 is a movie that starts at a 10 and ONLY GOES UP FROM THERE. This movie brings a few new faces into the fold (Statham! Kurt Russell!) but is quintessential FAST FARE. We have skydiving cars, building jumps, exploding helicopters AND IT GETS CRAZIER. Oh, also there are butts. Lots of butts. Get used to it. Rampage release date moves to April...

Furious 7

March 07, 2018 20:32 - 54 minutes - 74.8 MB

Furious 7 is a movie that starts at a 10 and ONLY GOES UP FROM THERE. This movie brings a few new faces into the fold (Statham! Kurt Russell!) but is quintessential FAST FARE. We have skydiving cars, building jumps, exploding helicopters AND IT GETS CRAZIER. Oh, also there are butts. Lots of butts. Get used to it. Rampage release date moves to April 13!! DJ graciously accepts his Baywatch razzie!! The Rock has a baby health scare!! If you haven’t yet, please leave an iTunes review! It’s t...

Planet 51 feat. Maalik Simmons

February 15, 2018 03:37 - 50 minutes - 69.3 MB

Have you ever wondered what The Rock would look like as a blonde-haired white man? THEN THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU. Maalik Simmons makes his return to Rock Talk to discuss DJ's first foray into voice acting with the 2009 animated SPANISH movie Planet 51! The Rock plays Chuck Baker, an astronaut that crash lands on an alien planet that is exclusively populated by 1950s little green men. We have so many questions. Namely, DOES ALIEN HITLER EXIST?? Also!! Jumanji continues its winning streak!! A m...

Episode 20 - Planet 51 feat. Maalik Simmons

February 15, 2018 03:37 - 50 minutes - 69.3 MB

Have you ever wondered what The Rock would look like as a blonde-haired white man? THEN THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU. Maalik Simmons makes his return to Rock Talk to discuss DJ's first foray into voice acting with the 2009 animated SPANISH movie Planet 51! The Rock plays Chuck Baker, an astronaut that crash lands on an alien planet that is exclusively populated by 1950s little green men. We have so many questions. Namely, DOES ALIEN HITLER EXIST?? Also!! Jumanji continues its winning streak!! A m...

Skyscraper Trailer Breakdown

February 08, 2018 19:37 - 18 minutes - 25.5 MB

“Amputee Dwayne Johnson vs. A Very Tall Building” “DJ Die Hard” “The Most Dwayne Johnson Movie Ever” These are all descriptions seen on Twitter for this summer’s Skyscraper. AND WE COULDN’T AGREE MORE. The jabronis dissect every second of the first Skyscraper trailer that debuted during the Super Bowl. It looks like this one has all the hallmarks of an awesome The Rock movie: Two adorable kids, crazy stunts and vaguely Eastern European bad guys. WE. ARE. EXCITED. Maalik Simmons returns ne...

Episode 19.5 - Skyscraper Trailer Breakdown

February 08, 2018 19:37 - 18 minutes - 25.5 MB

“Amputee Dwayne Johnson vs. A Very Tall Building” “DJ Die Hard” “The Most Dwayne Johnson Movie Ever” These are all descriptions seen on Twitter for this summer’s Skyscraper. AND WE COULDN’T AGREE MORE. The jabronis dissect every second of the first Skyscraper trailer that debuted during the Super Bowl. It looks like this one has all the hallmarks of an awesome The Rock movie: Two adorable kids, crazy stunts and vaguely Eastern European bad guys. WE. ARE. EXCITED. Maalik Simmons returns ne...

Hercules feat. Dylan Erwin

February 02, 2018 00:08 - 51 minutes - 71 MB

Dylan Erwin joins the jabronis this week to talk about 2014’s sword-and-sandals flick Hercules. If you like wisecracking soothsayers, an army of screamo band frontmen and beards made with testicle hair, THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU. Seriously. There's a lot of beard-talk in this episode. You’ve been warned. Is Hercules truly a demigod or just a simple human mercenary? We’re not sure because WE COULDN’T TAKE OUR EYES OFF THAT BEARD. We break it all down on this week's episode of Rock Talk! Also!! E...

Episode 19 - Hercules feat. Dylan Erwin

February 02, 2018 00:08 - 51 minutes - 71 MB

Dylan Erwin joins the jabronis this week to talk about 2014’s sword-and-sandals flick Hercules. If you like wisecracking soothsayers, an army of screamo band frontmen and beards made with testicle hair, THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU. Seriously. There's a lot of beard-talk in this episode. You’ve been warned. Is Hercules truly a demigod or just a simple human mercenary? We’re not sure because WE COULDN’T TAKE OUR EYES OFF THAT BEARD. We break it all down on this week's episode of Rock Talk! Also!! E...

Episode 18.5 - Reddit Q & A: The Rock vs. Dwayne Johnson

January 25, 2018 19:20 - 17 minutes - 15.6 MB

The jabronis came across a question on Reddit that required THEIR FULL ATTENTION. Which Dwayne Johnson character would make the best WWE wrestling match against The Rock? We may have gone overboard on this one. We break down every single character Dwayne Johnson has ever played and pitted them against The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment. Would Roadblock be too strong? Would Hobbs be too skilled? Would Paul Doyle be too coked out? THE ANSWERS ARE ALL HERE, FOLKS. Plus! We annou...

Reddit Q & A: The Rock vs. Dwayne Johnson

January 25, 2018 19:20 - 17 minutes - 15.6 MB

The jabronis came across a question on Reddit that required THEIR FULL ATTENTION. Which Dwayne Johnson character would make the best WWE wrestling match against The Rock? We may have gone overboard on this one. We break down every single character Dwayne Johnson has ever played and pitted them against The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment. Would Roadblock be too strong? Would Hobbs be too skilled? Would Paul Doyle be too coked out? THE ANSWERS ARE ALL HERE, FOLKS. Plus! We annou...

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