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Road Sodas

189 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 days ago -

Two guys from the woods of Maryland telling stories.


@roadsodaspod on instagram.


Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you.

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Episodes

Full Stack Cluck U

April 09, 2024 12:00 - 1 hour - 80.5 MB

Road House, Cluck U and an eclipse. Damn, this was so nice. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "how old was Swayze in Road House?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Sauce

April 02, 2024 12:00 - 50 minutes - 62.6 MB

Not sure how they got there, but it's a whole lot of hot sauce talk in this one. Not even the good stuff. Just the stuff that sells well. I mean I guess it's okay. Some of the stuff is fine. Some of it is actually kind of good. It's all good, okay! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "is Ben AI?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

Remote Controlled Helicopter

March 26, 2024 12:16 - 59 minutes - 74 MB

Who knows? Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "who knows?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maurice

March 19, 2024 12:18 - 1 hour - 79.3 MB

After a long hiatus, they have returned. Poison sumac, time zones and continental drift couldn't keep them away. Two new, experimental egg nogs get discovered and St. Patrick gets celebrated. It's an absolute banger. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "got milk?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big News

February 27, 2024 13:28 - 1 hour - 78.2 MB

Big news this week, in the sense that these fellas are pretty big and they talk about some sort of new things. Kind of. More bread and milk talk actually. More a big "as you were" really. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "how many licks?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

First!

February 20, 2024 13:00 - 58 minutes - 73.3 MB

Sorry for the long break, but also sorry for ending the long break. You were probably just coming to terms with the fellas untimely deaths. Wrong! First! They're back and this time they are alive and back. It's a good one! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "what the hell were they doing back then?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Hopefully It's Encased

January 30, 2024 13:00 - 1 hour - 77.7 MB

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "oh yea?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cat Bagging

January 23, 2024 13:00 - 59 minutes - 76.2 MB

Cats need baths too, guys. And buttholes need to see the moon. And milk can sometimes go on public transit. You guys get it. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "when do you add the soap?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Online Toilet Merchant

January 16, 2024 13:15 - 1 hour - 78.2 MB

Knick knack, patty whack, give my buns a throne. The fellas are all over the shop this week, and no topic is more important than reselling the best seat in the house. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "does the carpet match the toilet?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Simpin' Cream

January 09, 2024 13:00 - 56 minutes - 72.4 MB

Oh you thought? Oh really? No way, pal. Not on my watch. Sippin' cream is the topic yet again. You can't keep these fellas away from milk or booze and when the two get mixed together, hold on to your butts. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "what makes it brunch in jar?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Year, Old Us

January 02, 2024 13:00 - 58 minutes - 71.7 MB

Happy New Year and to all a good night! Let's leave negativity in 2023, dear listeners. In fact, let's leave positivity there as well. And while we're at it, let's leave 2024 in 2023. Fuck it, we're skipping a grade. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "auld?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eggnog Variants

December 19, 2023 11:00 - 55 minutes - 67 MB

It's right there on the tin. Eggnog comes in regional varieties now. Always has. It's about time we all learned about them. The Milkmen are back in town. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "they add soda to it?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They Make Pretzels Now

December 12, 2023 13:05 - 1 hour - 73.6 MB

One week for them, one for us, amiright? They're back and they're talking snacks and chain supermarkets. You know, the heavy topics. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that ago old question, "who owns Food Lion?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coquito

November 28, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 72.5 MB

Sick and tired of not having the fellas? Well they were too busy being sick and tired to record. Whoops. They're back and backer than ever. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "so soon?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pitrioate

November 07, 2023 13:00 - 59 minutes - 73.7 MB

You know 'em, you love 'em. It's the fellas and they're back once again with a bunch of nonsense. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "didn't we get rid of those?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Crap Weekly

October 31, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 74.9 MB

This episode has Ben's favorite new joke. Jimbo heard it from a trucker. It has limitless uses. This one is a must listen. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "who's a pretty kitty?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Zealand Team Names

October 24, 2023 12:00 - 58 minutes - 72.2 MB

Spoiler alert for Event Horizon. Spoiler alert for Interstellar. Spoiler alert for the Martian. Spoiler alert for Saving Private Ryan. Spoiler alert for your mom. That's right, the fellas spoiled your mom. Do something about it. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "Matt Damon again?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Speed Suit Coverall

October 19, 2023 04:50 - 56 minutes - 69.1 MB

They're not late, they arrived precisely when they intended to. You were early! Tune in! Also, finally get that answer to that age old question, "got milk?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Search of Seasonal Creams

October 10, 2023 12:00 - 56 minutes - 70.1 MB

The fellas are on a hunt. Sippin' cream just ain't gonna cut it this time. They seek new dairy. They pine for exotic milks. They crave adventurous creams. Tune in! Also, finally get that answer to that age old question, "how deep does the milk go?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EBT iFoan

October 03, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 74.2 MB

And now they're back. From outer space. They just walked in to find you here with a milk mustache upon your face. Weren't you the one who tried to bake cookies with desire? Did you think cookies crumbled? Did you think they bake down and fry? Tune in! Also, find the answer to that age old question, "will they survive?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Milkis and the Big Moo

September 26, 2023 12:00 - 59 minutes - 70.5 MB

Two new dairy products in one episode? Did Christmas come early? No you idiot. This is just the sort of hard hitting, milk based journalism you can expect from your favorite mid-Atlantic heroes. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "but does it come in jalapeƱo?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Deep Fried Milk

September 19, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 72.4 MB

Milk talk returns to normal this week, which means there is more than most podcasts, but not enough to qualify as a Milk Men episode. Don't give up hope though, they still have dairy discussions. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to the age old question, "what the hell is deep fried Kool Aid?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Milk Men Episode 2: The Dairy Duo

September 12, 2023 12:00 - 57 minutes - 71.4 MB

Dig through my britches and ham on the back of my spatula. The fellas discover a new format on this one. Get ready for the Milk Men. They're tired of only sort of talking about milk, it's time to go pro. We're talking new segments, new theme months, the whole she-bang. Not today though, that's for later. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "no whey?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected]...

Volleyball Coupon Scam

September 05, 2023 12:25 - 57 minutes - 70 MB

It's Massachusetts Crimes Week over here at Road Sodas. Jimbo brings you all the latest news from the Bay State. Scandals, scams and coupons, this episode truly has everything. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "are cops good?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Altruism in Santa's House

August 29, 2023 12:00 - 58 minutes - 70.5 MB

It's almost September so you know what that means. Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. Again. I can't believe you forgot again. Put it in your calendar! You can't keep doing this! I'm taking the kids and staying with my mom for the weekend. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "does mayo NEED to be refrigerated?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Canned Milk

August 22, 2023 12:00 - 30 minutes - 38.3 MB

Ben has bad internet and he's blaming the robots that tried to kill him. Jimbo gets harassed by youths. This is the world now. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "how long does canned milk last?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The French Are Not People

August 15, 2023 12:00 - 57 minutes - 73 MB

Audio issues? Never heard of them. This week the fellas are back in smooth, crisp, delicious 1080p audio for your listening pleasure. Italy, France, Albania, Yugoslavia, the list of topics goes on and on. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "are the French people?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dwyane Wade Hand

August 08, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

A new season, a new audio issue? You be the judge. Is Jimbo compressed or simply farther away from you than normal? Maybe he's in space. Maybe you're in space. Maybe we're all in space. Jajajajaja. Tune in! Also, finally get that answer to that age old question, " is Yao Ming tall?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Penis Gabriel Vs Phallus Collins

July 25, 2023 12:00 - 58 minutes - 69.5 MB

Get ready for some of the biggest names in music and movies. Kurt Russel, Keith David, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Genesis, Buckcherry. These are just some of the people the fellas discuss this week with wildly varying levels of appreciation. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "who had elders?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All Hail Joey Chestnut

July 18, 2023 12:00 - 59 minutes - 71.8 MB

Santa Cruz is not good. Fencing is good. Dogs are likely and also good. Joey Chestnut? Well he just might be an avatar for our new dark overlord. All hail. All Hail. ALL HAIL. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to the age old question, "what body of water surrounds Coney Island?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Old Man Video Games

July 11, 2023 12:00 - 59 minutes - 71.2 MB

This week the fellas talk salmon hot dogs, Joey Chestnut and video games. They talk about video games a lot actually. Like maybe too much? Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "when is the new Old Man Simulator coming out?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Return of BBQ Juice

July 04, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 71.1 MB

Two juice based episodes in a row? I thought this was Road Sodas, not Street Juices! If these boys aren't careful, I'm gonna head down there and give them a smooch. Or head up there and give them four dollars. Or head over there and give 'em a good sniff. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "what the fuck is BBQ juice?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Jimbo is on the Juice

June 27, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MB

Another one bites the dust. And by bites, I of course mean episode, and by one I mean JFK Jr and by dust I of course mean my big ass and by another I mean Big Pharma and by JFK I of course mean your mom. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "how's Joe?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben and Jimbo Get Drafted

June 20, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 66.3 MB

There were some audio difficulties on this one folks. More lag than usual and then Ben's computer shit the computer bed with its computer ass, filling the computer bed with computer shit which ruined its computer sheets. Motherboard. RAM. Anyway, you'll figure it out. It still sounds fine and no one shoots the shit like our boys. The computer shit. Hello? Is this on? Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "are you there, God?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Corresponde...

Goat References

June 13, 2023 12:00 - 54 minutes - 61.8 MB

Another one! Shit yeah! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "how wet does an ICP show get?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kyra Sedgwick the Entertainer

June 06, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

Ben but got sick but the fellas are back and backer than ever. And this time, they're back. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "is Kyra Sedgwick just Michael Douglas in drag?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Well Oiled Machine-is

May 23, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

It's one hell of a catch up week. We've got contractors, airplanes and shoulder touching. The big three. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "you need me to hide a body?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sprungfield

May 09, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB

A new house, a new beginning, a new city, but the same old knob and the same old tube. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "who will carry on the fight?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chocolate Soda

April 25, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 72.3 MB

About time these fellas actually talked about drinks on a damn show named Road Sodas. You'd think that would be all they do. Wrong. From American oligarchs to milk seltzer, this episode has nothing for everyone. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "did they pause?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shrimp-ade Egg Crumb

April 18, 2023 12:00 - 58 minutes - 67.8 MB

The fellas are back in the lab for this one. Get ready to reach brand new depths of dairy consumption. Thick, bubbly and replacing parmesan shake cheese. These guys are true innovators. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "what movies should they play in the airport?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Theories

April 11, 2023 10:00 - 56 minutes - 65.3 MB

No intro, no outro, no problem. Ben is traveling and didn't bring the audio files and also didn't feel like re-cutting the music drops. Deal with it! It's a called a cold open and they do it on both SNL and Cum Town so basically we are super leftist and successful now. Deal with it! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "did Paul McCartney kill John Lennon or was it Ringo?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us a...

Jason Tantric

April 04, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB

Sting can fuck for hours, and so can you! Or maybe you can't or just don't want to! I've got shit to do, Sting! We can't just fuck all day, you idiot! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "who replaced Keanu Reeves?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Salt Life

March 30, 2023 03:01 - 58 minutes - 68.7 MB

Oh yea, the fellas ride again. Salty tales, un-salty tales, mortadella. This episode has it all. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "is this short because I'm jetlagged?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greatest Hits: Ben Desperately Needs Your Help

March 21, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MB

Ben is in Italy, but that is no reason for the fun to end. Jimbo selected this absolute banger of an episode to quench your thirst in the absence of the usual elixir of life that the fellas provide you week after week. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "monkey brains?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big Sniffin'

March 14, 2023 12:00 - 53 minutes - 63.5 MB

Who damn, they've done it again. A classic ep from some classic fellas. Give it a listen, but maybe don't be on a plane. Or a space shuttle. Or anywhere. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "do we still use space shuttles?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big Man, Small Plunger

March 09, 2023 04:56 - 54 minutes - 63 MB

The boys are late and they have no one to blame but you. It's your fault. All of it. Don't let that get you down though. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "you gonna eat that dead fish?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ad Nauseum

February 28, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 77.4 MB

Another catch up episode. You love to see it. Stick around to the very end for Jimbo making Ben laugh probably the hardest he has on the podcast to date. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "will you vote for Ben to be president?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part of the Cob

February 14, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 71.6 MB

The big game is over and everyone is pretty okay about it. Lots of updates in this episode. Ric Flair's weed, Fast and the Furious, Tarp of the Week, the list goes on! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "can I be a corn?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Guy I Saw

February 07, 2023 13:00 - 36 minutes - 41.1 MB

Oh yea, this one is short and sweet. Two new segments and a new name for a previous segment? Sounds more like a company planning meeting than a damn episode. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "go birds?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geep Jladiator

January 31, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 72.8 MB

Eat my buns, I don't feel like writing some quippy! It's 2023, quip your own damn self. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "how's Kmart?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.