RJ & Bley Suck At Girls
100 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 6 years ago - ★★★★★ - 33 ratingsEach week, RJ and Bley welcome a guest who tries to help them not act like complete morons around women. Give these dumbasses advice at RjandBleySuckAtGirls.com!
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Episodes
Time Out: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 98
June 11, 2018 04:02 - 22 minutes - 40.7 MBThe guys make a big announcement and take some much needed time off.
Tai Got Married: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 97
June 04, 2018 14:39 - 45 minutes - 83.2 MBTai Piazza joins the guys to talk about the logistics of getting married.
RJ gets legit: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 96
May 22, 2018 03:55 - 37 minutes - 69.1 MBRJ talks about getting certified and the guys answer fan questions.
TBE: The Waitress, Pt 2: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 41
May 15, 2018 14:29 - 31 minutes - 57.8 MBRJ & Sona accompany Bley to a restaurant for dinner out in the real world to try and get the phone number of a waitress Bley likes. DISASTER ENSUES.
Burning Man: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 95
May 07, 2018 14:39 - 1 hour - 120 MBAlexa joins the guys to talk about about burning man, dessert themed attractions, and the orgy dome(s).
TBE:The Art Of Seduction: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 15
April 30, 2018 11:00 - 36 minutes - 66.8 MBComedian Jimmy Pardo steps in to school RJ & Bley on The Art Of Seduction. Rule #1: Don't show them your Bronosaurus Egg.
Love Letters: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 94
April 23, 2018 12:00 - 47 minutes - 87.7 MBNick drops by to read through a giant box of love letters he's received and the guys wonder why they never got any.
TBE-Sex Toys: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 21
April 16, 2018 09:00 - 57 minutes - 105 MBBreeanna from PureRomance.com stops by to introduce RJ & Bley to the world of sex toys & Rj confronts his greatest fear. Plus, Bley relates the time he got caught with a vibrator at the airport. WHOOPS.
More Fan Questions: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 93
April 09, 2018 14:28 - 45 minutes - 83.7 MBThe guys answer more fan questions from the live show and Bley tells us about his sad sad fetish.
Live at Nerdmelt: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 92
April 02, 2018 09:00 - 41 minutes - 76.7 MBThe guys go live at Nerdmelt to answer fan questions and help Sona plan her wedding.
TBE-The Gamezone: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 1
March 26, 2018 09:00 - 28 minutes - 52.4 MBIn honor of our LIVE SHOW at Nerdmelt on 3/26/18 we are bringing back the episode that started it all!
Mixed Messages: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 91
March 19, 2018 08:00 - 38 minutes - 70.1 MBBley talks about prison mixers, and his sister Lisa explains why he's the king of mixed messages.
Fan Questions: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 90
March 12, 2018 14:37 - 39 minutes - 71.5 MBThe guys answer fan questions and Bley gets a girls number in the saddest way imaginable.
Chill AF: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 89
March 05, 2018 02:18 - 36 minutes - 67.4 MBKelli Smith drops by to teach the guys how to chill out and enjoy being single.
The D: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 88
February 26, 2018 02:53 - 46 minutes - 84.6 MBThe wonderful Caryn Weghorst drops by to discuss the worlds most uncomfortable topic. We also announce our very first LIVE SHOW!
Therapy: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 87
February 19, 2018 20:34 - 36 minutes - 67.2 MBA special throwback episode to celebrate Emily V. Gordon's Oscar nomination for The Big Sick!
Culture Shock: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 86
February 12, 2018 16:10 - 38 minutes - 70 MBThe guys talk about culture shock and RJ reveals why Iceland has the best bars.
Conflict:RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 85
February 05, 2018 18:46 - 40 minutes - 73.8 MBKatie Aubin joins the guys to talk conflict and Bley gets weirdly dark.
Different: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 84
January 29, 2018 16:09 - 35 minutes - 65.5 MBJeannie K drops in to explain how our differences can make us stronger.
Lisa Loeb: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 83
January 22, 2018 18:08 - 35 minutes - 65.5 MBJoin us for a special throwback episode with singer-songwriter Lisa Loeb.
Crossing The Line: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 82
January 15, 2018 15:41 - 30 minutes - 56.5 MBMo Welch joins the guys to talk about crossing the line in Comedy.
Under Pressure: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 81
January 08, 2018 09:00 - 33 minutes - 60.9 MBRJ reveals a massive secret, and Bley offers very little advise.
Happy New Year: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 80
January 01, 2018 16:52 - 44 minutes - 81.8 MBThe guys are joined by fan favorite, Buddy Blackman to discuss resolutions, will power, and the meaning of life.
Happy Holidays: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 79
December 30, 2017 01:25 - 56 minutes - 103 MBThe guys revisit a classic episode with Rebel Wilson and producer David Hoff betrays RJ's trust.
Boners: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 78
December 18, 2017 10:00 - 53 minutes - 97.9 MBBriana Hansen joins the guys to talk about the one thing they might actually be good at.
Sabotage: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 77
December 11, 2017 16:47 - 42 minutes - 78.5 MBRJ and Bley are joined by Ben Berman to discuss the fine art of self sabotage.
Not Our Fault: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 76
December 04, 2017 11:00 - 42 minutes - 77.7 MBThings for Rj and Bley go worse than you’d expect, and for once it’s not their fault.
Religion: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 75
November 27, 2017 16:01 - 43 minutes - 79.4 MBThe guys are joined by Carolyn to discuss growing up in the church, trying to find someone that shares your faith, and why the Tinder logo is a flame.
Drugs: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 74
November 20, 2017 16:02 - 41 minutes - 76.4 MBThis week Dan joins the guys to discuss the finer things in life, like LSD, Salvia, and Magic Mushroms. Bley also recounts the time he became an interior decorator, and RJ looks for deeper meaning in Jurassic Park.
Being Deliberate: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 73
November 13, 2017 15:28 - 46 minutes - 85.9 MBThis week we are joined by serial monogamist, Celeste. In this episode Celeste lowers her expectations for Millenials, RJ has a hard time speaking, and Bley reveals how many dishes he uses...spoiler alert: It's ONE dish, and it's so so depressing.
The Benefits of Bachelorhood: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 72
November 06, 2017 12:00 - 44 minutes - 81 MBWhere are all our singles at?! The boys welcome perpetual bachelor David Marker to celebrate all the joys of not being in a relationship. Plus, RJ confesses his deepest darkest fear - and spoiler alert, it's kind of weird and depressing!
The Bookmark: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls
November 03, 2017 14:25 - 39 minutes - 72.5 MBBetween The Bookmark, The Brownout, The Reboot, and the return of fan favorite, Sona Movsesian, things get real crazy real quick! Plus, Bley tells the story of mistakenly confronting his friend about becoming "friends with benefits". Whooooops.
The Hiccup: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls
November 01, 2017 14:11 - 35 minutes - 64.5 MBWe're back baby! We discuss what we've been up to these past two and a half years while our new producer looks on in shame. Also Bley makes a weird noise.
Spring Special: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls
May 22, 2015 20:49 - 40 minutes - 55.1 MBRJ & Bley return with an update on their dating fails - including Bley's online dating adventures and RJ's awful experience buying lingerie!
RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 69: The End
November 17, 2014 06:41 - 50 minutes - 69.5 MBRJ & Bley welcome their final guest Sona, and end their podcast the same way they started it: Awkwardly.
The Girl Who Started It All: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 68
October 05, 2014 07:29 - 57 minutes - 66 MBFor their second to last episode, RJ & Bley welcome the girl who was the reason why they started the whole podcast in the first place: Rachel Adams.
Fake Numbers: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 67
September 02, 2014 21:48 - 45 minutes - 62.6 MBRJ & Bley welcome their friend Keri back one last time to talk about Bley's latest lady strikeout, getting & giving fake numbers, "mushing", and much more!
Fathers: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 65
June 15, 2014 22:42 - 36 minutes - 49.6 MBRJ & Bley answer some fan questions and talk about what their fathers taught them about the ladies.
Better Living Through Improv: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 64
June 03, 2014 20:18 - 38 minutes - 52.4 MBRJ's friend Becca stops by to talk about her job helping people overcome their social anxiety using improv, and Bley calmly explains why he's going to die alone.
YOU GOT A BOOB ON YOUR PHONE: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 63
May 06, 2014 20:13 - 35 minutes - 48.6 MBThe boys talk to their friend Ray about getting back into the dating life, and RJ drops the bomb about the time he traded sexy photos with a lady.
RJ's Ex-Girlfriend: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 62
April 28, 2014 21:06 - 52 minutes - 72.3 MBRJ's Ex-Girlfriend Hannah comes on the podcast to talk about what it's like to date RJ, and Bley tries to keep everybody calm.
The German: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 61
April 22, 2014 00:03 - 1 hour - 110 MBRJ & Bley welcome Maria, a girl who runs a similar podcast with her friend in Germany… Could this be Bley's perfect woman?
Cake Girl: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 60
April 16, 2014 01:28 - 41 minutes - 57 MBThe boys talk to Audrey, who bakes cakes and brings them to bars as an ingenious plot to meet dudes.
Bley is in a Rut: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 59
March 24, 2014 23:49 - 32 minutes - 44.9 MBBley is stuck in a rut and RJ has never been happier.
Secret Relationships: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 58
February 06, 2014 02:24 - 40 minutes - 56.2 MBRJ & Bley welcome their pal Eric, who recounts his recent struggle with having to date someone in secret.
But Why Can't He Ask ME Out? RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 57
January 22, 2014 19:57 - 40 minutes - 55.2 MBKeri O'Keeffe returns with a simple question that ignites a firestorm.
Suave Cop, Idiot Cop: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 56
January 06, 2014 19:49 - 34 minutes - 47 MBRJ brings a hot girl to the holiday party, and Bley acts classy HA HA HA JUST KIDDING YOU GUYS BLEY EMBARRASSES HIMSELF HORRIBLY.
Vacationships: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 55
December 16, 2013 18:20 - 32 minutes - 44.8 MBAnonymous LA Internet Dating Expert Miss Match returns to the podcast to drop a bomb: She's in a long distance relationship. The boys explain why this is a bad idea, and discuss the "Vacationship".
Green Card: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 54
November 26, 2013 22:06 - 34 minutes - 47.8 MBThe boys discuss marrying for love and a green card with a man who's done both.
Rude Dudes: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 53
November 12, 2013 02:05 - 22 minutes - 30.7 MBWith their friend Liz, the guys try to figure out how ladies should handle guys who act like dicks.