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Rude Dude Take Downs

146 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratings

What’s up, Rude Dudes! Welcome to the Rude Dude Take Downs podcast, where we take down your favourite trash TV! Each week, the Rude Dudes will take down a new trash tv show, giving you their rude tude and crewed views! If you don’t like it, tough luck!!

Hosted by Bridget Cann, Chris Middleton, and Candace Meeks

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Bridget's Enraged! (Fate - The Winx Saga)

March 02, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

We're ending the first season of Rude Dudes on a note that makes everyone mad; Fate - The Winx Saga! Everything about this show SCREAMS us, but also everything is SO. WRONG. They took one of the most colourful, beach kids cartoon and makes it a London rainy Hogwarts style garbage of David Yates' wet dream! The specialists are useless boys, they created characters in lieu of keeping amazingly establish characters, and magic was shown through Twilight eyes??? My lord, this show needed somethi...

Face of a Baby, Body of a Babe (Alita: Battle Angel)

February 23, 2021 11:00 - 55 minutes - 51.4 MB

Time for another anime-inspired property, and one that falls into the same pits as Blood of Zeus...Alita: Battle Angel! Now, we deciphered a lot of this movies short comings come out of just being a pretty faithful adaptation to the original OVA (minus Chiren NOT being completely naked when she fixes Grewishka, which rude). Just felt like in a world where we're familiar with this genre of dystopian anime, you gotta at least brush on some of the established tropes to deepend the structure, i...

You're not my dad! (Blood of Zeus)

February 17, 2021 17:09 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MB

Sometimes fanfiction can spawn amazing creations... Other times, it can destroy the fabric of all that you hold dear... This is one of those times (which one? yes). Tackling our first anime with the not-so cult classic, Blood of Zeus! You know how Greek Gods are supposed to be sexy and fuck all the time? Well, imagine you take all of that out and replace it with more gore and exposition! That's what you get with this. But like, not even the exposition we needed or wanted, we just got this s...

Karate Insurrectionists (Cobra Kai - Season 3)

February 09, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MB

HAI YA!! We're kicking into a new episode of Rude Dudes with a new Netflix/old YouTube Red (Originals) show, Cobra Kai! While we all LOVE this show, we can definitively say season 3 is a little nutty (but in all the right ways). Kreese gets an interesting backstory where we find out football bros bullied him into the army cause his mom committed suicide, then makes his war crime snake pit brawling his personality?! Like, he's a cartoon villain, but with good reason! Also poor... Everyone?! ...

Did I Do That?! (Bridgerton — Season One)

February 02, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 62.6 MB

February, a time for love, a time for period pieces, and definitely a time for fucking. Which is why we're kicking February off with the show of the SEASON, Bridgerton! If you're hoping to learn some practical Sex Education, this is not the show for you. If you're looking for how to creatively sound while orgasming, you're in the right spot. This show's got so much fucking, and it's all so loud! And Simon goes down on Daphne, some would say too much, but we are saying the right amount. Tho...

We Renounce Our Wish! (Wonder Woman 1984)

January 26, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 53.2 MB

It's the end of our DCEU month, and we're rounding it out with the newest and most controversial entry into the Universe, Wonder Woman 1984 (styled WW84). We had such high hopes for this movie... Unfortunately, it really missed its mark. While we LOVED the double villains, the messaging was muddled more than Kristen Wiig's briefcase! This was just not a movie for our time of 2021... While we stan Patty Jenkins, this was less of a Ragnarok and more of a Dark World if you know what we mean. T...

They Piss (Aquaman)

January 19, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 53.2 MB

We're DIVING back into our DCEU month with what is the arguable best movie of the universe, Aquaman!!!!! While we loved the explosions and the jellyfish dress, we were surprised at the unsexiness of this movie! Like, Jason should've been shirtless the ENTIRE MOVIE?!?! And Amber Heard was done dirty the entire movie! The only saving grace of this movie was weirdly Nicole Kidman. She went from being a fun cameo to being a pretty competent action star? WHO WOULD'VE KNOW! This movie was trying ...

Could've Learnt A Lot from Shrek (Suicide Squad)

January 12, 2021 11:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

Back with another DCEU movie, and it's the one we all wish we could forget which is... Suicide Squad! Honestly, James Gunn really miss fired (boom) with this one, all he had to do was do Guardians... THATS IT! Instead, he over shot and under delivered in a wild self-serious movie that's basically the embodiment of an angry dad TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME! Viola Davis deserved much more than to be just a narrator, and Margot Robbie deservedly became a star after this movie. Other than that, ...

A DCEU Primar (Batman Vs Superman: Dawn of Justice [kind of])

January 05, 2021 11:00 - 49 minutes - 67.7 MB

New year, same dudes! We're ringing in the new year with a re-recording of a lost episode, Batman Vs Superman: Dawn of Justice! In all honesty, we don't REALLY talk about the movie all that much, but set up the new year, which will be all DCEU movies. We talk about Zack Snyder's weird nerd boy obsession with toxic masculinity and 9/11; Marvel's history of executing competent super hero movies; Jeremy Irons being the hottest one (but also is a surrogate character for Snyder himself?! Oh boy....

Write About Your Childhood Trauma! (Dash & Lily)

December 29, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MB

As 2020 comes to a close, so does our month of Holiday Classics! And to end it off, we're doing probably what is the cutest thing we've ever seen, Dash & Lily! Look, we know we're supposed to do "trash", and we fully expected for this to come out strong on that front. What we were surprised by was how much this show slapped! From the fun challenges to the conveniently employed family members, this show is going to turn into maybe a holiday rewatch? Lily is by far all of our queens, Dash is...

Let Edward C*m in a Woman! (The Princess Switch: Switched Again)

December 22, 2020 11:00 - 57 minutes - 53.3 MB

We've (now?) officially hit the Holiday Season™️, and we're still rolling along in the snow with our penultimate Holiday episode; The Princess Switch: Switched Again! Honestly, what a sequel! Vanessa Hudgens has blessed us with another Christmas Classic! This one even more ripe with zany antics and MORE PRINCESSES? Only this one's EVIL?! She's really turning into the Austin Powers of our time.. Though the plots as convoluted as ever, the stakes are SUPER HIGH! TREASON?! This is could've ea...

Butthead (Jack Frost)

December 15, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

Week Three of Holiday December Classics, and today we're pulling out a REAL classic with the 1998 Holiday hit, Jack Frost! If we can take a minute to respect not only Jim Henson's puppet work, but the CGI integration... It was truly something... Also, what we feel is a Michael Keaton award winning performance?! Screw Batman, this guy is the definitive Jack Frost! Bridget and Candace BAWLED their eyes out at this movie, but Chris?... A true heart of ice and snow. Was the whole movie Charlie...

This is Christian Copaganda! (Operation Christmas Drop)

December 08, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 55.5 MB

We're keep up our Holiday themed movies of December and diving right into this clearly military funded movie, Operation Christmas Drop! Which is based off of the VERY REAL OPERATION CHRISTMAS DROP THAT HAPPENS IS GUAMA WHAT?! As the first "Hallmark" movie of this run, it was a paint by numbers beauty of a thing! Kat Grahmn is a no nonsense chief of staff? Cutting military budgets for a Trumpublican Congresswoman? Is this how America works? Let us know!! This movie was as hollow and as empt...

This Morning Sex Gets... Angelic (Holidate)

December 01, 2020 11:00 - 59 minutes - 55 MB

December is HERE (barely)! And it's time for our first Rude Dude Holiday Take Down! All December, we're taking down all the latest Holiday media. Today, we're doing a catch all holiday movie... Holidate! Boy... Was this movie... a clunker. Why? Because NEITHER OF THESE LEADS ARE GOOD PEOPLE!!!! Seriously, the fact that these two HOT people can't get a date for the holidays shows how bad these two people are. They also ruin the point of a Holidate because... they said Holidate WAY too many t...

This is just Coco? (Julie and the Phantoms)

November 24, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MB

Time for one of Bridgets favourite things, sexy teen boy ghosts! This week we're covering the Kenny Ortega's masterpiece, Julie and the Phantoms!... We know it's for kids, we don't care! Inspired by the Nickelodeon Brazil show Julie e os Fantasmas, but FAR different. The furry suits would've made more sense because... The rules of this world are all over the place! These boys are from 1995, yet there's NO flannel, they play pop punk, and they don't question anything?? But all the phantoms a...

The Hummus Platter of Shows (Emily In Paris)

November 17, 2020 11:00 - 57 minutes - 53.6 MB

Oh god, you knew it was coming... There's no way we can talk about trash TV without talking about the show everyone LOVES to hate (except for Chris' Mom??)... Emily in Paris. Honestly... Just why? Why did we watch it? How did we get through it? It's truly such a mystery as to why this show was put out at a time like this... No one is good at their jobs, everyone's horny for Emily, and all the men are the same man stuck out of time!!! Darren Star, you mad man... Thank god for Pierre Cadeau a...

DEMON MARY POPPINS! (The Babysitter & The Babysitter: Killer Queen)

November 10, 2020 11:00 - 57 minutes - 53.5 MB

No Riverdale this time... But we're still watchin' trash! Today, we're diving into the horror comedy film duology that is the Babysitter franchise... The movies that ask "what if the babysitter that is your best friend and you're horny for was actually a demon and tried to kill you?!" Honestly, what a directionless Scott Pilgrim rip off this was! From gory kills to teenage thrills, this franchise could do with a bit of commitment and maybe even a BASIC coherent plot structure. McGee's coast...

Your Daddy Smacks You, and WE DON'T CARE! (Riverdale Season Four)

November 03, 2020 11:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

WHATS UP RUDE DUDES?! Welcome to the new podcast! We, unfortunately (but unsurprisingly), have been beaten brutal by Riverdale. It's got nothing to do with our love of the show and... Everything to do with our hatred for the show. So after much consideration, and a brief hiatus; we've put an end to the era of Riverdale Rude Dudes. Fret not, as we close out this chapter with a final episode on Riverdale, going through all of season 4! It's also a GREAT opportunity to showcase the NEW PODCAS...

Your Daddy Smacks You, and WE DON'T CARE! - Riverdale Season Four

November 03, 2020 11:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

WHATS UP RUDE DUDES?! Welcome to the new podcast! We, unfortunately (but unsurprisingly), have been beaten brutal by Riverdale. It's got nothing to do with our love of the show and... Everything to do with our hatred for the show. So after much consideration, and a brief hiatus; we've put an end to the era of Riverdale Rude Dudes. Fret not, as we close out this chapter with a final episode on Riverdale, going through all of season 4! It's also a GREAT opportunity to showcase the NEW PODCAS...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Fuck Your Sky! (S4E3 - Dog Day Afternoon)

November 03, 2020 03:07 - 1 hour - 69.5 MB

We’re going UP UP AND AWAYYYY (from reality) with this episode! Sharks have been JUMPED! Betty is closing in on the Farm after they’ve executed so many FBI agents, but they still constantly remain one step ahead of her (and the FBI)?! Things heat up when Polly comes back, but with an EXTRA SPECIAL SURPRISE! Meanwhile, Veronica is having issues with her name change, and Hiram comes out of jail to tell her he still owns her? Archie is also hit with the reality that small business ventures are...

Fuck Your Sky! (S4E3 - Dog Day Afternoon)

August 25, 2020 15:50 - 1 hour - 69.5 MB

We’re going UP UP AND AWAYYYY (from reality) with this episode! Sharks have been JUMPED! Betty is closing in on the Farm after they’ve executed so many FBI agents, but they still constantly remain one step ahead of her (and the FBI)?! Things heat up when Polly comes back, but with an EXTRA SPECIAL SURPRISE! Meanwhile, Veronica is having issues with her name change, and Hiram comes out of jail to tell her he still owns her? Archie is also hit with the reality that small business ventures are...

Little Fascist Bitch! (S4E2 - Fast Times at Riverdale High)

August 18, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

Sadness is over, and we’re going RIGHT back to bonkersville USA! School’s starting up, and Archie wants Mad Dog to get an education and be set off on the right path, but maily wants him to join the Bulldogs. But Reggie WON’T have it, because the only one letting him have it is his dad? Remember how Reggie keeps crying out for help? Well now we can FINALLY address it! Also, a group orgy makes the core four late for school, only to encounter a scoulding from the new principal, Mr Honey. And n...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES*** Little Fascist Bitch! (S4E2 - Fast Times at Riverdale High)

August 18, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

Sadness is over, and we’re going RIGHT back to bonkersville USA! School’s starting up, and Archie wants Mad Dog to get an education and be set off on the right path, but maily wants him to join the Bulldogs. But Reggie WON’T have it, because the only one letting him have it is his dad? Remember how Reggie keeps crying out for help? Well now we can FINALLY address it! Also, a group orgy makes the core four late for school, only to encounter a scoulding from the new principal, Mr Honey. And n...

G-String for Jesus! (S4E1 - In Memoriam)

August 11, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 53.6 MB

SEASON FOUR IS HERE!! AND WE WOULD BE MORE EXCITED IF WE WEREN’T SO SAD!! Today’s episode marks the passing of Luke Perry on March 4th 2019, which produced this masterful piece of tribute. I have never cried so hard and so long watching a single episode of television... and I don’t think I ever will. It’s fourth of July weekend, and what seemed like a fun weekend of camping and celebration takes a dark turn when Archie gets a call that his father has died. Because of the holiday, Fred can’...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** G-String for Jesus! (S4E1 - In Memoriam)

August 11, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 53.6 MB

SEASON FOUR IS HERE!! AND WE WOULD BE MORE EXCITED IF WE WEREN’T SO SAD!! Today’s episode marks the passing of Luke Perry on March 4th 2019, which produced this masterful piece of tribute. I have never cried so hard and so long watching a single episode of television... and I don’t think I ever will. It’s fourth of July weekend, and what seemed like a fun weekend of camping and celebration takes a dark turn when Archie gets a call that his father has died. Because of the holiday, Fred can’...

Eating People is Keto! (S3E22 Survive the Night)

August 04, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MB

WE DID IT GUYS! Another season in the can! Can you believe it? I sure as hell can’t! Things are coming to a head this episode, as season finale’s tend to do! The gang all meets up with the mastermind behind the great downfall of Riverdale... Penelope Blossom?! Turns out, selling a little girl to be a chil bride and then killing her only son does a lot to a person! And We find out Penelope is responsible for baiting Hal into being the Redhood, and she manipulated Chic (Jason Lite) into being...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Eating People is Keto! (S3E22 Survive the Night)

August 04, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MB

WE DID IT GUYS! Another season in the can! Can you believe it? I sure as hell can’t! Things are coming to a head this episode, as season finale’s tend to do! The gang all meets up with the mastermind behind the great downfall of Riverdale... Penelope Blossom?! Turns out, selling a little girl to be a chil bride and then killing her only son does a lot to a person! And We find out Penelope is responsible for baiting Hal into being the Redhood, and she manipulated Chic (Jason Lite) into being...

That’s Trauma! (S3E21 - The Dark Secrets of Harvest House)

July 28, 2020 20:58 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

WOWE WOWE EVERYONE! The shark has been JUMPED and we are HEREEE!!! This... is the best episode... Of any TV show ever made. We got CULTS WITH ORGANS, we got SERIAL KILLERS WITH HOOK HANDS, we got BAREKNUCKLE BRAWLING TEENS VS ADULTS SANCTIONED BY ADULTS?! WHAT A TIME!! Well, I guess we’re picking up from where we left off last time with Betty, and she’s living at the Farm, confused about Evelyn’s dialisis machine her husband father gave her. But Alice tells Betty she has the serial killer ...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** That’s Trauma! (S3E21 - The Dark Secrets of Harvest House)

July 28, 2020 20:58 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

WOWE WOWE EVERYONE! The shark has been JUMPED and we are HEREEE!!! This... is the best episode... Of any TV show ever made. We got CULTS WITH ORGANS, we got SERIAL KILLERS WITH HOOK HANDS, we got BAREKNUCKLE BRAWLING TEENS VS ADULTS SANCTIONED BY ADULTS?! WHAT A TIME!! Well, I guess we’re picking up from where we left off last time with Betty, and she’s living at the Farm, confused about Evelyn’s dialisis machine her husband father gave her. But Alice tells Betty she has the serial killer ...

Thank You, Show! (S3E20 - Prom Night)

July 21, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.9 MB

SONGS OF FIRE AND ICE, PROM NIGHT WON’T BE SO NICE!! We may be winding down the season, but the show is ramping up! We got severed hands, hook hands, any kind of hands you can think off! And it’s all thanks to our good friend DCJ! We start by coming upon the prison bus wreckage that took Hal, and Betty doesn’t believe that he died. But FP assures her, he counted SIXS heads! Betty’s unconvinced and decides to see if there’s ANY way she can find her dad. But Jughead instead tries to rope her ...

Thank You, Show! (S3E20 - Prom Night

July 21, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.9 MB

SONGS OF FIRE AND ICE, PROM NIGHT WON’T BE SO NICE!! We may be winding down the season, but the show is ramping up! We got severed hands, hook hands, any kind of hands you can think off! And it’s all thanks to our good friend DCJ! We start by coming upon the prison bus wreckage that took Hal, and Betty doesn’t believe that he died. But FP assures her, he counted SIXS heads! Betty’s unconvinced and decides to see if there’s ANY way she can find her dad. But Jughead instead tries to rope her ...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Thank You, Show! (S3E20 - Prom Night)

July 21, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.9 MB

SONGS OF FIRE AND ICE, PROM NIGHT WON’T BE SO NICE!! We may be winding down the season, but the show is ramping up! We got severed hands, hook hands, any kind of hands you can think off! And it’s all thanks to our good friend DCJ! We start by coming upon the prison bus wreckage that took Hal, and Betty doesn’t believe that he died. But FP assures her, he counted SIXS heads! Betty’s unconvinced and decides to see if there’s ANY way she can find her dad. But Jughead instead tries to rope her ...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** SAI BATTLE!!! (S3E19 - Fear the Reaper)

July 14, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

TODAYS THE DAY!! LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!! We got a wild one today everyone, so strap in for a good time! What’s not a good time is that Jellybean is missing, and the Jones family must now go on some sick quests to save her. Orchestrated by Curts, they must reveal their secrets, pillage the tavern, and battle the cyclopes! We don’t know what that means but... We can promise that you‘ll have a good time. Meanwhile, Betty is digging through Evelyn’s past an finds out she may be a bit older...

SAI BATTLE!!! (S3E19 - Fear the Reaper)

July 14, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

TODAYS THE DAY!! LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!! We got a wild one today everyone, so strap in for a good time! What’s not a good time is that Jellybean is missing, and the Jones family must now go on some sick quests to save her. Orchestrated by Curts, they must reveal their secrets, pillage the tavern, and battle the cyclopes! We don’t know what that means but... We can promise that you‘ll have a good time. Meanwhile, Betty is digging through Evelyn’s past an finds out she may be a bit older...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Hard On You! (S3E18 - Jawbreaker)

July 07, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

Things are getting FIZZY in Riverdale! EVERYONE’S DOING DRUGS WHAT A NIGHTMARE! Jughead is looking into the murder of Baby Teeth (or Brandon Morris if you’re respectful!) and works with his dad to figure out why there was a matchbook from the Maple Club in throat? While going to interrogat Penelope, a customer starts foaming at the mouth! What is assumed to be an isolated incident turns into a reoccurring trend. Betty also STILL doesn’t trust Edgar, and she consults with her serial killer f...

Hard On You! (S3E18 - Jawbreaker)

July 07, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

Things are getting FIZZY in Riverdale! EVERYONE’S DOING DRUGS WHAT A NIGHTMARE! Jughead is looking into the murder of Baby Teeth (or Brandon Morris if you’re respectful!) and works with his dad to figure out why there was a matchbook from the Maple Club in throat? While going to interrogat Penelope, a customer starts foaming at the mouth! What is assumed to be an isolated incident turns into a reoccurring trend. Betty also STILL doesn’t trust Edgar, and she consults with her serial killer f...

You’ve Been Slurred! (S3E17 - The Raid)

June 30, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

So this episode is not called the Master... SUE ME!! But today, we dive deep into the systems of oppression that govern our cities. We learn how a gand turns into a militarized police force in order to dowel out vigilante justice to people who have not been convicted of crimes! This episode was a little bit of copaganda, but hey... We saw Curts push Jughead out a window! We also see Archie saving all his friends from Juvie, and giving them a place to fight for fun Instead of for old men! R...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** You’ve Been Slurred! (S3E17 - The Raid)

June 30, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

So this episode is not called the Master... SUE ME!! But today, we dive deep into the systems of oppression that govern our cities. We learn how a gand turns into a militarized police force in order to dowel out vigilante justice to people who have not been convicted of crimes! This episode was a little bit of copaganda, but hey... We saw Curts push Jughead out a window! We also see Archie saving all his friends from Juvie, and giving them a place to fight for fun Instead of for old men! R...

You’ve been slurred! (S3E17 - The Raid)

June 30, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

So this episode is not called the Master... SUE ME!! But today, we dive deep into the systems of oppression that govern our cities. We learn how a gand turns into a militarized police force in order to dowel out vigilante justice to people who have not been convicted of crimes! This episode was a little bit of copaganda, but hey... We saw Curts push Jughead out a window! We also see Archie saving all his friends from Juvie, and giving them a place to fight for fun Instead of for old men! R...

Kevin’s a WILD CARD!! (S3E16 - Big Fun)

June 23, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

We’re gonna have BIG FUN tonight, you teens!!! Because it’s another MUSICAL EPISODE!!! Kevin’s back to his old shenanigans and directing the HEATHERS musical, and he’s making some WILD points to the parents! But he sends out the casting notices, and he’s going REAL method. Cheryl’s still reeling from her break up with Tone, and she’s SO MEAN TO HER!! Archie and Josie are having trouble trying to figure out exactly “what“ they are. And Reggie’s just trying MATTER to Ron! Meanwhile, Betty’s s...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Kevin’s a WILD CARD!! (S3E16 - Big Fun)

June 23, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

We’re gonna have BIG FUN tonight, you teens!!! Because it’s another MUSICAL EPISODE!!! Kevin’s back to his old shenanigans and directing the HEATHERS musical, and he’s making some WILD points to the parents! But he sends out the casting notices, and he’s going REAL method. Cheryl’s still reeling from her break up with Tone, and she’s SO MEAN TO HER!! Archie and Josie are having trouble trying to figure out exactly “what“ they are. And Reggie’s just trying MATTER to Ron! Meanwhile, Betty’s s...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Save a Horse, Ride a Reggie! (S3E15 - American Dreams)

June 16, 2020 10:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MB

Get your party hats out everyone, cause it’s FP’s 50th BIRTHDAY!! Gladys has something special planned for the party, and she needs Jughead to write a speech. He’s a little sceptical of her motives, but he doesn’t have the time to think about that right now. There are still SO MANY ”Kill the Red Paladin” quest cards Hiram sent out to drugged up G&G players (whoopsy). So they hold a end of quest, King of the Hill... Mountain event to get rid of the quest! Meanwhile, Reggie has feelings? And ...

Save a Horse, Ride a Reggie! (S3E15 - American Dreams)

June 16, 2020 10:00 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MB

Get your party hats out everyone, cause it’s FP’s 50th BIRTHDAY!! Gladys has something special planned for the party, and she needs Jughead to write a speech. He’s a little sceptical of her motives, but he doesn’t have the time to think about that right now. There are still SO MANY ”Kill the Red Paladin” quest cards Hiram sent out to drugged up G&G players (whoopsy). So they hold a end of quest, King of the Hill... Mountain event to get rid of the quest! Meanwhile, Reggie has feelings? And ...

Black Lives Matter

June 09, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 118 MB

We are three white people with a Riverdale podcast. We wanted to use our platform and priviledge to speak out on the current political situation and let you all know we are NOT silent on this issue. Resources: Places to Donate: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Dear White Creatives: https://youtu.be/cLDWzjhU--M Black Women in Motion: https://blackwomeninmotion.org/our-story Therapy for Black Girls: https://therapyforblackgirls.com COVID - Protest Relief Fund: https://ca.gofundme....

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Don’t Touch Fangs! (S3E14 - Fire Walk With Me)

June 02, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB

Things are HEATING UP on Riverdale (below your feet), so take this walk with us! This week, Archie lives out his dream of being a dad! He gets to teach this young boy boxing, and tell him all the story about how he was attacked by a bear! But things take a turn when this boy reveals he’s also marked for death! Like Archie?! Veronica’s also fed up with Gladys and Hiram running her bar, so she decides to take her feelings of being entrapped by parents into a parent trap of her own! Also, Bett...

Don’t Touch Fangs! (S3E14 - Fire Walk With Me)

June 02, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB

Things are HEATING UP on Riverdale (below your feet), so take this walk with us! This week, Archie lives out his dream of being a dad! He gets to teach this young boy boxing, and tell him all the story about how he was attacked by a bear! But things take a turn when this boy reveals he’s also marked for death! Like Archie?! Veronica’s also fed up with Gladys and Hiram running her bar, so she decides to take her feelings of being entrapped by parents into a parent trap of her own! Also, Bett...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** I’m the Top! (S3E13 - Requiem for a Welterweight)

May 26, 2020 14:24 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

We still don’t understand the title, but this is still an amazing episode! This week, we’re talkin’ GANGS! The Serpents are loosing numbers thanks to the Pretty Poisons, so Jughead tries too reason with Toni. Too bad she’s so done with him because she has a leadership opportunity, but she’s frustrated that Jughead would have the audacity to even ask her to come back without providing something better. Cheryl beats up SWANGS, and that’s NOT THE POINT!! Meanwhile, Betty’s trying to get her mo...

I’m the Top! (S3E13 - Requiem for a Welterweight)

May 26, 2020 14:24 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

We still don’t understand the title, but this is still an amazing episode! This week, we’re talkin’ GANGS! The Serpents are loosing numbers thanks to the Pretty Poisons, so Jughead tries too reason with Toni. Too bad she’s so done with him because she has a leadership opportunity, but she’s frustrated that Jughead would have the audacity to even ask her to come back without providing something better. Cheryl beats up SWANGS, and that’s NOT THE POINT!! Meanwhile, Betty’s trying to get her mo...

A Fumble or a Bumble? (S3E12 - Bizzarodale)

May 19, 2020 10:00 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MB

HOW BIZZARE?! (*guitar riff*) HOW BIZZARE! HOW BIZZARE! We’re getting into BIZZARODALE today baybe!! One of our favs, cause it has all of our fav characters getting what they want (before it gets RIPPED AWAY).  Tom and Sierra are getting married! And they don’t want a big wedding, because you know... They’re in the middle of awful divorces and the town was just ravaged by a yet to be caught Gargoyle King. Kevin and Josie refuse, and decie to throw them a little party! But just as they get ...

*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** A Fumble or a Bumble? (S3E12 - Bizzarodale)

May 19, 2020 10:00 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MB

HOW BIZZARE?! (*guitar riff*) HOW BIZZARE! HOW BIZZARE! We’re getting into BIZZARODALE today baybe!! One of our favs, cause it has all of our fav characters getting what they want (before it gets RIPPED AWAY).  Tom and Sierra are getting married! And they don’t want a big wedding, because you know... They’re in the middle of awful divorces and the town was just ravaged by a yet to be caught Gargoyle King. Kevin and Josie refuse, and decie to throw them a little party! But just as they get ...

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