Savi and Tom are brought great pain to talk about Riverdale this week - they'll talk about nearly anything else. Tom's episode assessment is in - Riverdale season five episode nine, ya BORING! The gang continue their alien, football, and murder mystery shenanigans... and also Veronica is still there for some reason. Savi must say goodbye to the goofy, surprisingly loveable Reggie/Hiram friendship, and Tom is still disappointed at the lack of Tabitha/Jughead smooching. The alien storyline is abandoned and Savi and Tom mourn what could have been. Goodbye aliens, we loved you.

Content warning for discussions of domestic violence and homophobia.

Music by Brendan Byrnes (www.brendanbyrnes.com).
Art by Eleni Koumi (@loukoumh on Instagram).