Girl on the Third Floor, 2019 – ★★★

IMDB is being harsh to this film giving it a 4/10. I really liked it! I gave it a 6/10. I thought the house was creepy, the story was just so so but it worked for me, keeping me repelled and attracted in equal measure.

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Okay, this film is called the girl on the third floor and I really liked this movie it didn't do very well with the critics on Internet Movie Database it's sitting on a 4 out of 10 but I really liked it and I think they're being a little bit too classic story is you have Don Koch who was played by C Punk who is somebody I wasn't familiar with but apparently he's an MMA award-winning medal winning fighter I don't really follow that sport so I don't know him but as I was watching it I could tell that he was probably established in something else before he became an actor because his body was covered with tattoos but he's trying to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family only to learn that the house has other directors is Travis Stevens and he's known mostly as a producer he was the producer of Buster's mal Hart which I haven't seen but it appears to be a horror movie so I think I need to see that especially since I like this film that Travis Stephens directed but Travis Stephens is mostly a producer let me read some of these credits maybe you've heard of them mohawk that was an awesome horror movie Busters mal Hart I just mentioned 68 kill xxxx 24 by 36 a movie about movie posters that sounds fine we are still here that's a horror movie starry eyes I really like that horror movie as well so he's done a lot of stuff cheap thrills was an amazing kind of horror suspense gore big ass spider the Thompsons the aggression scale what fun we were having zombie diaries - so he's done let's look at a few of the cast I've already mentioned CM Punk let me just leap read his little blip because I think he's quite interesting how he came from MMA to actually be in a horror movie Philip Jack Brooks better known by the ring name CM Punk is an American mixed martial artist comic book writer and former professional wrestler he's best known for his time in WWE where he's recognized as the sixth longest reigning WWE Champion of all time Punk began his professional wrestling career on the American independent circuit and it goes on and on it lists a lot of accolades he did a good job and I enjoy take a look at the plot first a deeply flawed ex lawyer named Don Koch seeking a new start in life purchases a rundown old house in the suburbs of Chicago with the intent of fixing it up to provide himself and his pregnant wife Liz a new life away from the city he moves into the home ahead of her along with his dog Cooper determined to begin renovating without professional help he learns through his neighbors that the house has a sordid past and begins experimenting supernatural events within the home and it is kind of creepy because there's this one very attractive actress who keeps coming up to talk to him while he's working on things seemingly flirting with him but you don't really get that for a while but when she starts full-on just asking to sleep with him he can't resist so this is actually a major flaw in this character because he keeps communicating back with his wife who is pregnant about nine months pregnant and he's insisting upon doing the work there all by himself so you think he's kind of the man with all the tattoos and everything which is when I knew he probably wasn't just a regular actor but maybe a crossover person somebody like Henry Rollins because actors don't generally tattoo their whole body well sure enough I was correct and it's a sea Punk who we've talked about who was a WWE ne...

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