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Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, speaking to a crowd in Gulfport, Miss., on Friday teed off on a new ABC show called "GCB," which is based on the novel "Good Christian Bitches

Right off the bat, I don’t believe the One Million Moms organization has a million moms.

Prove me wrong, Million Moms. Show me proof you’re a million mom-strong and I’ll share your evidence with the readers.

And then I’ll shudder, and then I’ll pray. Because if there really are more than 1 million mothers that believe JCPenney should fire Ellen DeGeneres as a spokesperson, wow — that’s a serious amount of bigotry right there.

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