Remakers Mark 40, Part 2 (KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park): Schwa-List Caliber

This was like an amusement park ride – it was fun, it was short, I’m glad it’s over, and then I threw up. KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park IMDB Theatrical Trailer We made it, gang – we survived watching and discussing ‘KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park’. There might have been a […]

This was like an amusement park ride – it was fun, it was short, I’m glad it’s over, and then I threw up.

KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park

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We made it, gang – we survived watching and discussing ‘KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park’. There might have been a couple of fugue states and random ‘ACK’ exclamations along the way, but we survived. Here, in part two, we discuss how much of a hot mess the movie is, why exactly it was made (hint – it rhymes with ‘cash money’), whether a remake should star a band or actors/actresses, other films that have starred hollywood actors as themselves, or a version of themselves, and finally we reveal our next special episode series called ‘Hidden Gems’. Enjoy!

Daredevil (Netflix)

Actors and Actresses Discussed

Peter Criss
Ace Frehley
Gene Simmons
Paul Stanley
BABYMETAL
Anthony Zerbe
Tilda Swinton

People, Movies, and Links Discussed

Man-E-Faces
Dark Shadows (1966)
Valentine’s Day
The Cabin in the Woods
Across the Universe
Light of Day
Wet Hot American Summer
Scream
The Return of the Living Dead
Evil Dead II
Zombieland
Warm Bodies
Shaun of the Dead
My Name Is Bruce
Scooby Doo, Where are You!
This Is the End
Being John Malkovich
Paper Heart
JCVD
Are You There, Chelsea?

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Gone With the Wind

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The Man Who Would Be King

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