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ReMake Me

150 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratings

Listen as Russell takes Justin, a virtual Horror virgin, on a journey through the world of horror.

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Episode 131 – Reanimator & Re-Animator

July 03, 2019 10:00 - 52.5 MB

Russ scheduled some phone time, William Smith is really going to make it in this acting game, Justin adulted really hard, Russ was bad at watching Reanimator and was better off for it, Reanimator took an unfilmable story and tried to film it anyway, Russ and his vain elbows, Justin …

Episode 130 – Monkey Shines & Congo

June 26, 2019 10:00 - 62.9 MB

Okay — I’m tired so this will be brief, Monkey Shines is maybe the most messed up movies we’ve watched on this podcast, it’s good though and gets a recommendation, Congo has caused Russ some deep seated issues that are still present to this day so we have a bit …

Episode 129 – Scary Movie 2 & Zombieland

June 19, 2019 10:00 - 61.3 MB

We remember the Internet bubble bursting, shipping stuff is expensive, spam callers suck, how to buy a car, Russ’s van got totaled, Scary Movie > Scary Movie 2, Russ sneezes like a man, Russ doesn’t like David Cross, SM2 isn’t funny, Russ didn’t make a pun, two ways to make …

Episode 128 – Matango & Don’t Click

June 12, 2019 10:00 - 45.4 MB

Russ doesn’t remember the theme song to Mr. Belvedere and Justin spits out his favorite Belv factoid, Neil Degrasse Tyson has a bit of wisdom for every situation, Russ is rewatching Scrubs, the time Russ’s mom asked about the well-being of his testicles, the new game on Kickstarter that even …

Episode 127 – Rememory & Knights of Badassdom

June 05, 2019 10:00 - 69.2 MB

Russ can’t think of a 90’s reference to start the show so he punts, Justin is all board gamed up in the head, Russ’s offspring are both making games, friend of the show Loud Jason is at the World Series of Poker right now, speaking up at work only leads …

Episode 126 – King of the Ants & Edmond

May 29, 2019 10:00 - 71.5 MB

Apparently most of the cultural touchstones from the 90s were beer commercials, the boy equivalent of Lisa Frank trapperkeepers, Russ got shorted in the 2nd grade gift exchange, Russ used to be a little klepto, Justin’s mom got forced out of the Postal Service, Russ’s dad is counting the days …

Episode 125 – Hereditary & Valemont

May 22, 2019 10:00 - 63.3 MB

Russ’s family was laughing at Justin, earliest memories, how a Your Mom joke led to tears on Mother’s Day, Russ is killing it at this anniversary thing, Justin is playing the stock market, savings accounts used to be so much better, someone dropkicked The Arnold, Justin is gonna start fishing, …

Episode 124 – Feast & Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

May 15, 2019 10:00 - 22.2 MB

Russ comes up with a brand new intro!, homes are expensive, the tree that needs to die, non-perverted Clive Barker art, Russ’s adventure in Kickstarter land, The Ballad of Danny P, Balloon Boy discussions, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWhUvm8SunY , Russ puts on a trucker hat, 30 Rock was pretty good, Russ finally finishes …

Episode 123 – Hatchet & Hatchet II

May 08, 2019 10:00 - 57.2 MB

Yo!, John Cena put out an actual rap album that was actually okay, Russ “accidentally” bought a Chinese knockoff board game, Fiasco is a fun role playing game that doesn’t need a game master, Russ has a “fiasco” story that seems to fit the word correctly, Justin doesn’t like Hatchet …

Episode 122 – The Manitou & Bad Milo

May 01, 2019 10:00 - 51.3 MB

Russ needs new headphones, Marianne is home and Justin isn’t lonely anymore, steakhouse take out to bring in, buying your girlfriend expensive gifts, Russ got a job offer, Russ is this close to starting to play D&D, bowling shirts for the Chowder Society, Justin still wants ReMake Me merch, Russ …

Episode 121 – Dead Ringers & Crash

April 24, 2019 10:00 - 40.4 MB

Justin still has a cold and may sound extra sexy, Russ doesn’t remember board game night, the Notre Dame Cathedral was on fire and that was crazy, Russ’s latest homeless guy YouTube video, David Cronenberg has a messed up mind, twin movies are confusing – this one even more so, …

Episode 120 – Swingers & Made

April 17, 2019 10:00 - 84.4 MB

It’s our relationship episode!, Ben’s here!, Excitement!, Sobriety!, Justin is getting a cold, Russ doesn’t know what words are, Ben loses stuff, Russ made a game out of Justin’s dating story from last week –  the first of two games this episode, Swingers was Russ’s teenage movie, is Miramax still …

Episode 119 – Deep Red & Opera

April 10, 2019 10:00 - 45.8 MB

Russ enjoyed relistening to episode 100, Justin is a professional, the kid that destroys toilets, the first $50, hiring yourself for yardwork, bonding with the not-father-in-law, missing the mom spit, a real thinker, Argento’s weird style, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giallo , Russ had a weird Argento binge last year, extreme close ups on small …

Episode 118 – It’s Alive 3 & Maniac Cop 3

April 03, 2019 10:00 - 52.2 MB

Rest in Peace Larry Cohen, this is our tribute to the weird writer/director, Russ starts the podcast off by getting a little dirty, Justin doesn’t know directions, a classy way to begin the podcast, Justin’s social calendar has been very full this week, the easy shorthand that Russ makes sure …

Episode 117 – Us & Them

March 27, 2019 10:00 - 56.8 MB

Russ and Justin can’t make small talk anymore, Russ is getting really into board games, Justin really likes having things, the sweet spot in board game podcasts, Justin educates Russ on a Shaggy Dog Story, Urkel for Toxic Avenger, bad Netflix cartoons, Justin’s girlfriend left him (for a month), is …

Episode 116 – Swarm of the Snakehead & Motel Hell

March 20, 2019 10:00 - 97.2 MB

Russ disrobes, the Dad playlist, Russ just wants to be left alone, Justin is getting a visit from the proto-mother-in-law, there’s more than corn in Indiana there’s Indiana Beach, corn vs. the GMO-haters, people who work with computers for a living aren’t adults they are just well-paid children, an update …

Episode 115 – Train to Busan & The Girl with All the Gifts

March 13, 2019 10:00 - 61.1 MB

Russ starts the podcast off with something that has been on his mind since last week, guys who default to a female pronoun are a bit disingenuous, Russ is worried that he might be too much of a straight white male, Justin and his girlfriend are prettifying the house for …

Episode 114 – A Quiet Place & Bird Box

March 06, 2019 11:00 - 71.9 MB

It’s too early for Justin, Russ wishes his wife was more mean sometimes, Justin definitely isn’t dead yet, Russ was disappointed in A Quiet Place and Justin is disappointed in Russ, sometimes kids like things, blind skinny gorillas, Russ is not impressed by the monsters, this episode is just Russ …

Episode 113 – Jug Face & The Ritual

February 27, 2019 11:00 - 66.7 MB

Russ starts off with a game that turns macabre, Justin downs a thing of water, how comedians deal with death, Insane Clown Posse ruins friendships, what kind of puker are you?, trying to keep your cool when a medical professional is fondling you, is Jug Face a fairy tale?, Justin …

Episode 112 – Hobgoblins & The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

February 20, 2019 11:00 - 93.1 MB

The podcast is really starting to take a toll on Russ and Justin’s friendship, Justin got to freeze on Saturday, Russ can’t pee in yoga pants, Russ and Justin trade game show contestant stories, this is probably the worst double header in the history of the podcast, the original ending …

Episode 111 – Misery & Gerald’s Game

February 13, 2019 11:00 - 67 MB

Justin is bad at remembering to return Russ’s movies, losing money and food, how to build a podcast audience, Russ had a begrudging doctor’s visit and whines about it, Russ loves ruts, Justin accidentally made Russ a Post Malone fan, being a liberal and still a judgmental person, Justin is …

Epispde 110 – Rumpelstiltskin & Leprechaun 2

February 06, 2019 11:00 - 81 MB

Executive decision: we talk about the weather – it’s cold, old people remember years, we remember when it used to be cold, wrestling games used to suck, we talk about death on this podcast a lot now that I think about it, Rumpelstiltskin spun gold off screen but not in …

Episode 109 – Demon Knight & From Dusk Til Dawn

January 30, 2019 11:00 - 87.3 MB

Studio is a generous term for Russ’s basement, Justin kinda started a company, sams dot club does not redirect to samsclub dot com, Uncle Willy is not Uncle Billy, Russ can not figure out what words are, come after us Bloodhound Gang!, the Cryptkeeper should not get up and walk …

Episode 108 – Dead of Night & Fear, Inc

January 23, 2019 11:00 - 60.9 MB

Russ and Justin had a musical mic test that you will never hear, maybe Russ likes memes, Russ specifically went to a party school and didn’t party, Russ had a very dad birthday, Justin’s gerry-rigged solution to not having curtains, Dead of Night doesn’t mean nighttime for some reason, Ed …

Episode 107 – Insidious & The Conjuring

January 16, 2019 11:00 - 53.7 MB

Russ’s son gives him the greatest compliment ever, Justin transforms after lunch, facial hair accidents, the government is shut down so we talk about that for a bit and it goes some places, Russ blows his own mind, Jeff Goldblum talk, and then the podcast really goes some places, we …

Episode 106 – Monstro! & Dolly Dearest

January 09, 2019 11:00 - 72.6 MB

Justin took one for the team but it didn’t matter, Justin is not at the gym, Into The Spider-Verse is pure joy, why aren’t there animated horror films?, Russ schools Justin on Him, analog vs. digital, the technology of old games, Monstro! sucks, turning to the news on the radio, …

Episode 105 – The Lift & The Shaft

January 02, 2019 11:00 - 68.8 MB

Russ mixes it up, Justin fought to have Christmas, Jewish Christmas, movies on Christmas, Justin’s Sean Connery impression is stolen from Tom Kerosec in high school, Pizza Hut tears the hosts asunder, there are two evil elevator movies!, drink every time they say lift and you’ll die, I need to …

Episode 104 – Gremlins 1 & 2

December 26, 2018 11:00 - 72.8 MB

Marianne is here!, Russ starts it off with some hot takes right off the bat, Russ and Marianne both had Gizmo dolls, Justin used to have planning skills, tales of the BMV, 2nd grade politics, don’t ask Marianne for a synopsis – she will have none of it, Ferris Bueller …

Episode 103 – Silent Night Deadly Night 4 – Santa’s Slay

December 19, 2018 11:00 - 107 MB

Justin’s girlfriend’s dad’s heart got shocked back to working right (that’s a lot of possessive apostrophes), Munchhausen by proxy, a history of the instruments that Russ and Justin played in high school, Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation is a total cluster and is totally not about an axe-wielding Santa …

Episode 102 – Black Christmas

December 12, 2018 11:00 - 26.2 MB

Justin takes the podcast to a new level, are burps funny?, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia hurts Justin’s soul, Justin’s boss’s daughter’s name, even the smartest people can be bad at operating computers, Black Christmas is boring, Lois Lane is not Harley Quinn, the call is coming from inside the …

Episode 101 – RWD & Razors

December 05, 2018 11:00 - 66.8 MB

We’re back to Yo, the highlight of Russ’s Thanksgiving was an absence, The Ballad of the Friday Thanksgiving turkey, going out into the country – pointing at a tree – and bringing it inside with you, Russ doesn’t like to know that his food was at one time alive, eating …

Episode 100 – Get Out & Little Lazarus

November 28, 2018 11:00 - 113 MB

It’s episode 100!!!!!, hot DJ MC Fiverr callback (the first of many episode 100 callbacks),  we recorded this a while ago, Justin bought stretchy jeans, Russ has a new game, it turns out that Get Out is about race — who knew?, a new voice on the podcast! Welcome, Jason!, …

Episode 99 – House 3 & 4

November 21, 2018 11:00 - 94.6 MB

Happy Thanksgiving!, Justin is going to have three Thanksgivings, Russ’s casual family holidays, House 3 is and isn’t House 3, Russ wants to make the obscure horror characters version of Mystery Men, why does an electrical being use the furnace so much?, elevator thoughts, House 3 is a really mean …

Episode 98 – House & House II

November 14, 2018 11:00 - 84.3 MB

It’s a House party! (when we make it huge and have an intern type up these notes, I’m going to miss these stupid jokes), Justin got a new roommate, Russ segues way too soon, Russ’s Halloween costume idea, making ice cream soup, Justin wants to name a new segment (stay …

Episode 97 – The Blair Witch Project & The Blair Witch

November 07, 2018 11:00 - 65 MB

Russ and Justin are exhausted, we recorded episode number 100 so look out for that in three weeks, Russ has a Michael Myers nightmare, dreaming to completion, apparently the Adam Sandler special on Netflix isn’t complete garbage, the tale of the pre-100th escape room, everyone has one moment of genius …

Episode 96 – Blood Diner & Ice Cream Man

October 31, 2018 10:00 - 124 MB

Strap in….this is a long one, Russ and Justin start out trying to solve racism again, it’s Luke Perry not Jason Priestly, Justin had to get a joke in, Blood Diner is terrible and dumb and great and you should watch it with friends, ADR cops, Sea Monkeys bred racism, …

Episode 95 – Cult of Chucky & Jigsaw

October 24, 2018 10:00 - 64.1 MB

An episode a year in the making!, the ups and downs of the theater experience, rock intricate atg the MtG Community, the 2019 #MeToo pool, it was Body Count which was Ice-T’s group, welcome to 2018, paying royalties to Ronald McDonald, “His name is Paddington!”, another Russ therapy moment, Cult …

Episode 94 – Tales from the Hood 2 & mother!

October 17, 2018 10:00 - 101 MB

Russ is the audio guy, how Maniac and Jaws are related, the guy who isn’t Cuba Gooding Jr., Who needs subtlety? vs. SUBTLETY!!!, Kieth David tells urban stories to a robot, Russ goes to bat for his kid and watched all the Jackass movies together, it turns out that Dumass …

Episode 93 – The Thing from Another World & The Thing (1982 & 2011)

October 10, 2018 10:00 - 53.6 MB

Justin got back into Magic the Gathering, Disney keeps remaking their animated films into live action films, Justin drops his first bit of comic trivia of the episode with a nugget about Ant-Man, IMCDB is apparently a thing, data nerds are the backbone of the internet, Russ doesn’t have baseboard …

Episode 92 – Phantasm & John Dies at the End

October 03, 2018 10:00 - 69.9 MB

Justin is sick an nasally, Russ recalls his SATs and being sick during the test, Russ’s youngest got his tonsils out and apparently that is going to be a thing, Russ had the talk with his son, a boy named Jody, Marianne’s theory about 70’s movies is totally confirmed by …

Episode 91 – Wes Craven’s New Nightmare & Scream

September 26, 2018 10:00 - 63.5 MB

the secret to great dental care is shitty dental care, Russ obsesses over the height of a chair he’s not sitting in, Russ is walking around Jamm-ing people, Russ and Justin are going to do an escape room, Saxaphone Ryan might be a savant, Justin doesn’t know how to respond …

Episode 90 – Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon & Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

September 19, 2018 10:00 - 71.3 MB

Russ and Justin welcome you to the YouTube generation, the Red Power Ranger is always kind of a dick, tragedy is just math, it may not be Danny Bonaduce but it’s probably Danny Bonaduce, Mastadon!, pull yourself up by you bootstraps, prank letters > prank calls, it’s weird and hard …

Episode 89 – Come Back to Me & Cold in July

September 12, 2018 10:00 - 69.2 MB

Justin went to the dentist for a crown and left without a tooth, Russ ponders when suicide is a viable option, Russ forgets how his phone works and then reads a paragraph with zero context, Come Back to Me is a terrible movie with a fantastic premise, apparently the book …

Episode 88 – Trick or Treat & Trick ‘r Treat

September 05, 2018 10:00 - 62.9 MB

Russ can’t remember the last time we recorded, Justin had a really bad week, mouth unpleasantness, Russ’s escapades in Austin with Ben and Bruce, the eavesdropping seat-mate, Ben’s on keto, Matt Shaw follows through on his dead arm challenge with Wrath James White, adventures in escape rooms, fat looks like …

Episode 87 – Tales from the Hood & Tales from the Darkside

August 29, 2018 10:00 - 68.1 MB

Russ’s brother is a car whisperer, Justin tells the story of the man who got licked by a dog and got De-Voltroned, Komodo Dragons be scary yo, hyenas on a leash are crazy but komodo dragons on a leash would take away from the craziness, the sky has opened up, …

Episode 86 – Evil Dead (1981 & 2013)

August 22, 2018 10:00 - 53.2 MB

Justin got to hang out with the cool nerds on the Internet, Russ doesn’t know what Slack is, Old Man Russ rears his ugly head again, Russ gets a free pass from his wife but will probably be boring, Russ worries about his prostitutes, Justin still doesn’t know if Evil …

Episode 85 – Friday the 13th V & Halloween 3

August 15, 2018 10:00 - 102 MB

Justin had a bit of a scary week but everything is better now, Mom’s cigarette purse, smoking sections don’t really exist anymore, Justin’s foray into internet light bulbs, Russ’s face suddenly explodes and tries to play Tommy Topper, Russ’s little booty, orthopedic urgent care is apparently a thing, step-dad vs. …

Episode 84 – People Under the Stairs & Don’t Breathe

August 08, 2018 12:19 - 86 MB

Russ doesn’t know what tone is, Justin tries his best to explain Next week: Friday the 13th V & Halloween 3 Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast

Episode 83 – Microwave Massacre & The Greasy Strangler

August 01, 2018 10:00 - 88.1 MB

We have a new guest!, Bruce is here and the government is tracking his every move, Tom Kerosec is opened up for Soul Asylum, beating the google algorithms, Bruce makes Saxophone Ryan, Russ’s not-date, Bruce HEARTS Ryan according to a shirt Russ made, Justin doesn’t understand not getting married, marriage …

Episode 82 – Troll & Tremors & The Weird

July 25, 2018 10:00 - 78.4 MB

Stay tuned for an interview with Matt Shaw – author of The Weird, Justin sounds crunchy, we’re in a book!, how to hire an editor, “It’s not a fedora!” is the saddest argument ever, Russ’s problems getting his friends in trouble, Russ doesn’t understand pus, it sucks not being a …

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