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Remake Factory Podcast

100 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 6 years ago - ★★★★★ - 13 ratings

Remake Factory Hostage Situation Podcast - rewriting and recasting Hollywood classics, forcibly starring Jason and Patrick.

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Transmission 99: Soylent Green (2019)

March 08, 2018 14:25 - 1 hour - 55.9 MB

This week Jason and Patrick do some spring cleaning. Then we take a trip to New York, circa 2022: Everything is miserable and the only hope is... algae snacks? There's folks getting turned into crackers and Charleton Heston tiptoeing over people. It all comes down to a shocking revelation when we remake SOYLENT GREEN. Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 98: Somewhere in Time (2019)

February 22, 2018 06:01 - 1 hour - 81.9 MB

This week Jason and Patrick celebrate a belated Valentine's Day. Then we watch a bad movie where Christopher Reeve hypnotizes himself back in time so he can stalk a woman. There's bad kissing, cool mustaches, and hard zooms on a penny when we remake Somewhere in Time! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 97: The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (2019)

February 08, 2018 06:05 - 1 hour - 74.1 MB

This week it's all about that Olympic flame! Patrick carries the torch for the world games and Jason questions unlikely sports. Then we hit the books and watch a young Kurt Russell get intimate with a Univac. We got WiFi on the brain, lightning magic, and dessert goofs when we remake The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes. Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 96: The Jackal (2019)

February 01, 2018 06:45 - 1 hour - 66.2 MB

This week, Jason and Patrick start some corporate warfare. We've got evil Elon Musk, Jason's spot-on Irish impression, and Bruce Willis in an eyepatch. Starring Bruce Greenwood as the perpetual President! We remade THE JACKAL!

Transmission 95: The Terminal Man

January 26, 2018 06:22 - 1 hour - 58 MB

This week we're getting ready for Hollywood's 'big night' before we start talking about 90's technothriller giant Michael Chrichton. It's time for brain computers, violent Apple keynotes, waterbeds, and George Segal in an awesome white suit and a bad wig. Nothing bad has ever happened when man meddles with nature so come along while we remake THE TERMINAL MAN! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org...

Transmission 94: Real Genius (2019)

January 18, 2018 06:46 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

We're back! We've dusted off our winter chills and are coming in hot with an 80's classic we all know and love! This week, Jason and Patrick hammer nails in with their penises, shoot lasers through ?uestlove's afro, and then we shoot more lasers through John Boyega's polo horse. Get your popcorn - we remade REAL GENIUS!

Transmission 93: Miracle on 34th Street

December 21, 2017 06:16 - 1 hour - 56.8 MB

This week, Patrick and Jason get really festive - it's the holiday season! Patrick invents a new snack food, Dylan McDermott is stuck in the friend zone, and Jason has his own Elizabeth Perkins fan theory! What do you want for Christmas? I hope it's a remake of Miracle on 34th Street! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 92: 3 Godfathers

December 14, 2017 05:44 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

This week Jason and Patrick are getting festive. It's the holiday season and Jason has a service to keep parents honest. Then we watch a western that's like Three Men and a Baby meets The Martian. We learn that Patrick hates John Wayne and also that his mic is dying. Saddle on up pilgrims because we're going on a trip across the desert with 3 GODFATHERS! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/li...

Transmission 91: Home Alone (2018)

November 30, 2017 06:15 - 1 hour - 89.3 MB

This week, Patrick and Jason are joined by Contractor Dan, the contractor man! They talk about terrible rich white people, castle doctrine for kids, and then come up with more modern day japes than you can swing a paint can at! PLUS Patrick's fan theory that changes everything... This is our podcast, and we have to defend it - we remade HOME ALONE!

Transmission 90: Alphaville (2019)

November 17, 2017 04:50 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB

This week Jason and Patrick go to faire Paire! We talk weird chain smoking computers, screen-talking Franch art movies, and which actor has the least smooth face. Don't say 'why', say 'because'- we remade ALPHAVILLE! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 89: North Dallas Forty (2019)

November 09, 2017 05:26 - 1 hour - 71.8 MB

Are you ready for some football!? This week Jason and Patrick are taking a close look at pro football and drugs. Spoiler alert: taking a bunch of pain pills and playing football go pretty alright. It's like The Wrestler, but with football... this week we remade NORTH DALLAS FORTY! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 88: Practical Magic (2018)

October 27, 2017 16:56 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB

The sun is setting on Scaretober and we're visited by our favorite ghost guest Travis! We tried our best to fix this mess of hexed maple syrup, vampire cowboys, and far too little witchcraft. Blow on some candles, toss in a magical bath bomb, and listen to our remake of PRACTICAL MAGIC!

Transmission 87: Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

October 19, 2017 13:20 - 1 hour - 80.8 MB

This week Shocktober rolls on. Jason spins a wheel of misfortune. Then, we talk Stonehenge powered death masks, Patrick finds a Halloween movie even he can love, and we try to figure out how to remake our first sequel. There's no tricks, only treats here when we remake Halloween 3: Season of the Witch! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmision 86: The Mad Magician (2019)

October 12, 2017 05:08 - 1 hour - 67.4 MB

More bad impressions, goofy magic murder machines, and more Back to the Future dissection than is probably relevant. Plus a return of everyone's favorite game! We remade THE MAD MAGICIAN! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 85: The Anderson Tapes (2019)

September 28, 2017 13:24 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

This week we feel like somebody's watching us! We try some bad Sean Connery impressions, talk about a dried up banana man, and create the perfect private detective. It's time for a good ole fashioned apartment heist when we remake THE ANDERSON TAPES! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 84: The Raid (2019)

September 21, 2017 05:32 - 1 hour - 64.4 MB

This week Jason and Patrick say goodbye to Summer and hello to BEACH LAW, a new series coming this Fall to CBS. Then we get to business and talk murder, stabbing, axing, elbow punching, and more stabbing. It's fifteen floors of FUN when remake THE RAID! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 83: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (2019)

September 07, 2017 04:46 - 1 hour - 66.4 MB

This week Jason and Patrick are going back in time on an EXCELLENT adventure. We're gonna fix a grandfather paradox, kidnap some historical dudes, and party on! Be cool to each other, we remade BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 82: Kelly's Heroes (2020)

August 24, 2017 05:02 - 1 hour - 87.7 MB

This week it's a celebration as Jason gets a bit older and a bit fatter. We go behind enemy lines to talk about the glory of crushing things with tanks, killing Nazis, and pulling off the greatest train heist in the European theater. We're assembling a team and we don't need no villains because we remade KELLY'S HEROES Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 81: This Island Earth

August 17, 2017 16:31 - 55 minutes - 57.1 MB

This week Patrick and Jason obsess over Orenthal James Simpson, put the comedy wrench to a nuclear age sci-fi film, and in a year and a half of episodes, Jason finally has a decent impression. You can't buckle up for this intergalactic adventure - because there are no seat belts! We remade THIS ISLAND EARTH!

Transmission 80: When Harry Met Sally... (2019)

August 03, 2017 05:21 - 1 hour - 97.1 MB

This week Jason critically fails at playing D&D. We aren't faking it when we're tasked with remaking a classic love story. Jason puts food with seeds on trial, Patrick tries to top a classic scene where Meg Ryan disrupts a deli, and we try to figure out if men and women and just be friends. Of course you'll have what she's having- we remade WHEN HARRY MET SALLY... Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommon...

Transmission 79: Three Days of the Condor (2019)

July 27, 2017 13:28 - 1 hour - 78.9 MB

This week we've flown in to solve a giant government conspiracy. Jason returns with one of his "classic" riddles. Patrick wants to create a bunch of spy goofs that are safe for the amish. We've got 72 hours to figure out who is trying to kill Robert Redford when we remake THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 78: 48 Hours (2018)

July 20, 2017 13:20 - 1 hour - 78.6 MB

This week we only have two days to solve a remake! There's a mail call, we talk the lovemaking techniques of the Ghostbusters, Patrick does more impressions, and Jason gets fast and furious about Michelle Rodriguez. Time is running out and we have to remake 48 HOURS! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 77: Mr Smith Goes to Washington (2018)

July 06, 2017 05:22 - 1 hour - 84.7 MB

This week Jason and Patrick search for the perfect national anthem. Then we deliberate on the important matters of the day, like "has the Rock ever kissed a human woman?". We talk about James Taylor ordering child murder and take on the Washington machine when we remake MR SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 76: Weekend at Bernie's

June 29, 2017 04:06 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

This week, Jason and Patrick dissect car anatomy, figure out the best way to cover up a murder, and do some XXXTREME drugs! Also, we remade WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S. Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 75: Network (2019)

June 22, 2017 05:27 - 1 hour - 72.5 MB

This week Jason makes a poor career choice and Patrick tries to talk him off that ledge. We talk about the horrifying media landscape, do bad 'My Cocaine' impressions, and try to come to grips with satire that's less strange than reality. It's our 75th episode but we're mad as hell when we remake NETWORK. #MADASHELL Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 74: Rope (2018)

June 15, 2017 05:06 - 1 hour - 79.6 MB

This week Patrick and Jason plot the PERFECT MURDER. We imagine a party with Jeff Goldblum, talk grandma's Spaghetti-O strategies, and do bad Jimmy Stewart impressions. We're trying to tie things together as we remake Hitchcock's ROPE! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 73: Angels In The Outfield (2018)

June 09, 2017 06:39 - 1 hour - 81.5 MB

This week, we're swinging on a prayer! We spin Patrick's wheel of impressions, get a glimpse of Jason's introverted childhood, and try to figure out why softball players have to do that supersonic windmill pitch instead of the normal human baseball pitch. Are we crazy or do we really hear heavenly voices while we remake ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD!

Transmission 72: The Wraith

May 25, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

This week the bunker boys are in strong disagreement. Jason loves this tale of a murdered boy who turns into a ghost car. Patrick hates all the half-assed explanations of spirit magic. We try and figure out how to make this giant mess work and marginally succeed. Beware of murder ghost cars parked in the middle of the road- we remade THE WRAITH! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by...

Transmission 71: Face/Off

May 18, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 74 MB

This week, Jason and Patrick take some liberties with an action "classic." Suck tongues, eat a peach, and laugh at unbelievably poor stunt doubles in our remake of FACE/OFF! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 70: Shane (2018)

May 11, 2017 05:03 - 1 hour - 71.1 MB

This week, Patrick and Jason rustle up a good ol' fashioned land dispute, argue about homesteaders' rights, and overly detailed flag forensics. SHANE come back! We remade you! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 69: Night Shift (2018)

May 04, 2017 05:07 - 1 hour - 65 MB

90's kids will love this week's episode! This week we feed listicles to listicles, get embalmbed in Patrick's "good" Tracey Morgan impression, Jason gets dead serious about safe sex, and an autopsy is performed to see if we can cram some more goofs into this movie. Beetlejuice and the Fonz are here and it's a gas, gas, gas when we remake NIGHT SHIFT! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/b...

Transmission 68: My Fellow Americans (2018)

April 27, 2017 05:35 - 1 hour - 61.2 MB

This week we've got bad sound quality, good fresh goofs, and nudity as Jason lets it all hang out underground. We look at alternate president timelines, Vice President Kaiser Soze, and baby Michael Peña's first role as a human cartoon character. Hail to the chief he's the chief and he needs hailing when we come together and remake MY FELLOW AMERICANS! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/license...

Transmission 67: Two Lane Blacktop

April 21, 2017 05:35 - 57 minutes - 66.4 MB

This week we're definitely not sponsored by a major fast-food chain. We talk Big Roast Beef, the true meaning of "Arby", and horrible sex acts involving horsey sauce. Also we remade a car racing movie called Two-Lane Blacktop. MEATS

Transmission 66: The French Connection (2018)

April 13, 2017 05:00 - 1 hour - 68 MB

This week we're paying the man. Patrick learns the tough truth about taxes, Jason talks about the time he was arrested, and we have nothing but praise for Gene Hackman. Just say 'non' to drugs, les enfants, we remade THE FRENCH CONNECTION. Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Transmission 65: Some Came Running (2018)

April 06, 2017 06:10 - 1 hour - 72.3 MB

Patrick is the chairman of the BORED when we watch an oldie staring Ol' Blue Eyes. In the 50's, every guy is scummy, every gal is unsure of what she wants, and everything goes on just a bit longer than it should. Dean Martin has diabeetus! Please come running to listen to our remake of SOME CAME RUNNING!

64 Cool World (2019)

March 30, 2017 05:51 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

We're back from vacation! This week we're getting animated in a half live-action, half cartoon, half-assed world. Patrick reveals his secret lust for Betty Rubble and Jason tries to figure out the rules of human-cartoon intercourse. Holli would if she could, but she probably shouldn't- we remade COOL WORLD! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

63 Peggy Sue Got Married (2018)

March 16, 2017 12:48 - 1 hour - 76 MB

This week, Patrick and Jason have a good ol' fashioned argument about what time travel is, and whether or not this middle-aged woman traveled back in time to her teenage years. We wonder why Nic Cage decided to talk like a weirdo, if nerds do sports, and hope to never hear "throbbing meat hammer" ever again. It's a bonkers-ass movie with too many problems - good thing we remade PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED!

62 Seven Chances (2017)

March 09, 2017 06:15 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

This week we go way back in time to find love. Patrick checks in from the financial desk, Daft Punk ends up stealing the show, and we fall head over heels with Buster Keaton's shenanigans. There's plenty of opportunity for humor and romance when we remake SEVEN CHANCES Theme music “The Cannery”, Seven Chances Trailer music "Merry Go (Distressed)" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

61 Virtuosity (2018)

March 02, 2017 06:03 - 1 hour - 82.5 MB

Jason and Patrick destroy another childhood favorite as they do some of the hardest chopping and screwing on a movie to date. The characters are empty. The plot is non existent. You see Russell Crowe's butt and possibly his balls. VIRTUOSITY is a terrible movie and we remade it! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

60 The Gauntlet (2018)

February 23, 2017 06:24 - 1 hour - 78.5 MB

This week we're joined in the bunker by a "special" guest! We talk about the government spending problems related to demolishing a house with bullets, fall in love with something called 'Killdozer', and create a sequel to a forgettable 90's Mel Gibson romcom. The only way ahead is through when we remake THE GAUNTLET. Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

59 Love Story (2018)

February 16, 2017 06:42 - 1 hour - 65.3 MB

This week we return from hibernation in time to get really dark on Valentine's Day. We talk Mad Men doctors, post-mortem familial obligations, and Jason's got rhinovirus in his brain. Remaking means never having to say you're sorry when Love Story enters the Remake Factory. Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

58 Turnabout (2017)

February 02, 2017 06:03 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

This week we fall in love with the first 'body switch' movie. Patrick wants exotic taco bell, Jason tries to figure out the mechanics of body switched sex, and there's a bear attack. It's time to learn a valuable lesson about how the other half lives when we remake "Turnabout"! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

57 Under Siege (2018)

January 26, 2017 05:03 - 1 hour - 78.7 MB

This week we tackle the classic genre of Die Hard on a blank. There are discussions of whether or not the sea is the sea, we make bad Steven Segal impressions, and we try and figure out the continuity of Jack Ryan movies. Welcome to the Revolution, folks... we remake Under Siege! Theme music “The Cannery” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

56 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (2018)

January 19, 2017 05:13 - 1 hour - 84.3 MB

This week Jason is driven nearly mad, Patrick is impressed by grown men dancing with sticks, and we try to figure out the bounds of Dick Van Dyke's fantasies. Come with us on a magically boring, two and a half hour long adventure - it's scrumptious fun for the whole family when we remake CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG!

55 Darkman (2018)

January 12, 2017 07:23 - 1 hour - 86.2 MB

This week Jenius McGee visits us from THE FUTURE. We get into Sam Raimi's missing hand fetish, blue screen ghosts, and Patrick makes a bet his ass can't cash. What secrets does the dark hold? We find out when we remake Darkman!

54 Billy Liar (2018)

January 05, 2017 05:51 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB

Greetings from Ambrosia! This week we're back from vacation and we get to work with the story of a young man who lives in a fantasy world of his own creation, litters excessively, and tries to bed women in public places. Of course we're telling the truth, we remade BILLY LIAR!

RFHS Best of Year One

December 30, 2016 05:07 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MB

We made it folks! But just barely! Celebrate our first year of shows with a collection of our favorite clips and our (terrible) impressions! Plus, our first official entries into the Remake Factory Hostage Situation Hall of Fame! Listen in - here's to 2017!

53 Scrooged (2018)

December 15, 2016 06:10 - 2 hours - 111 MB

Bah humbug! Jason and Patrick are joined by Santa Moleman Brian as they count teeth, bring a gun to the workplace, and divulge personal 90's fashion disasters. Put a little love in your heart and listen to our remake of SCROOGED! Theme music “The Show Must Be Go” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

52 Rare Exports (2018)

December 08, 2016 13:55 - 1 hour - 75.6 MB

Haul out the holly! This week Jason and Patrick get into that holiday spirit by drilling for hot chocolate, mining for peppermint, and throwing Santa into the fucking sea. We've brought a movie across the pond and remade RARE EXPORTS Theme music “The Show Must Be Go” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

51 Capricorn One (2018)

December 01, 2016 06:03 - 1 hour - 84 MB

It's our first anniversary spectacular where we take the special step of just recording a normal episode! We talk Evil NASA, poorly executed space conspiracies, Mark Ruffalo's secret origin story, and sentient helicopters. Set ignition keys to 'LAUNCH' because we're remaking CAPRICORN ONE! Theme music “The Show Must Be Go” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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The Anderson Tapes
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The Maltese Falcon
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The Running Man
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The Terminal Man
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