Red Lips, Orange Car
25 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 months ago - ★★★★★ - 218 ratingsA comedy/advice/storytelling show all spanning from the wonderful, bizarre world of Craigslist Missed Connections. Hosted by Alanah Pearce.
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May 06, 2023 01:14 - 55 seconds - 1.67 MBWe Ranked American Sit-Down Restaurants For First Dates
August 17, 2022 09:54 - 1 hour - 149 MBIn this month's episode, Alanah, Charlotte, and Fiona rank American chain, sit-down restaurants for FIRST DATE QUALITY, but also fall in love with someone named Julia along the way.
My Ex Stole my Halo Reach while I was Asleep
July 19, 2022 07:52 - 1 hour - 123 MBThis month, we're joined by Ify Nwawide! We talk about "shooting up the club", stealing stuff from your ex, if anyone is bold enough to name someone they're cheating on you with "boo" in their phone, and games we used to roleplay on as kids.
I Dated A Pathological Liar
May 21, 2022 01:25 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBThis month, a very strange voicemail, pathological liars and narcissists, and the prince of sealand.
We Review YOUR Dating Profiles
April 20, 2022 01:25 - 1 hour - 141 MBMissing a connection just between me (w), a bad poem, and reviewing audience dating profiles.
Retired Milkman Looking To Get Back To Work
March 22, 2022 04:39 - 1 hour - 128 MBSeason three of Red Lips, Orange Car is here! This episode features Fiona Nova, Charlotte Avery, and Patrick Brown. Plus, milkmen, plumbers, male feminists, and more.
Buds and Bros Nightly on Zoom
November 19, 2020 02:54 - 1 hour - 127 MBToday, we have guest Zombaekillz to talk about bros on Zoom, and, uh, being human trafficked.
My Girlfriend Isn't Welcome at My House Anymore
October 05, 2020 09:37 - 1 hour - 126 MBThis month, we're joined by our cool friend Pam! We discuss a girlfriend who's worried about her boyfriend's gay roommate, girls who wear wigs and make-up, and a completely made up cheater.
Girl Tweaking Out on the Sidewalk
September 04, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 124 MBThis month, we're joined by Inside Gaming's Autumn Farrell to talk about crack, the Amish, if horses can get drunk, farting in relationships, and Mexican food.
Old Guy looking for Rub (more, maybe?)
August 08, 2020 02:26 - 1 hour - 113 MBOn this month's episode of Red Lips, Orange Car, Alanah and Ethan are joined by Steve Zaragoza to talk about Craigslist statistics, laughing during sex, and midwives.
Why Did My Boyfriend Eat Our Fries?
July 11, 2020 04:11 - 44 minutes - 61.2 MBThis month on RLOC: Alanah, Ethan, and Brian (girbeagly) discuss female anatomy, love languages, and fry theft in relationships. Basically, the staples.
Drunk Girl On My Lawn
June 12, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 117 MBThis week, we're joined by Mica Burton to talk about naked drunk girls invading strangers' lawns, a man who's jealous of a dog, and the hottest woman of all time (but her boyfriend doesn't like it?)
You Were Lactating And Sold Me Your Milk Many Times
May 15, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBJoin Alanah, Ethan, and Chloe Dykstra as they journey through the adventures of lactating married women, hot theme park employees, and insane girlfriends.
Quarantine King Looking For Corona Queen
April 10, 2020 23:32 - 45 minutes - 104 MBWelcome to season 2! Today Ethan (CrankGameplays), Ross (GameGrumps), and Alanah discuss girlfriends who aren't allowed to play Animal Crossing, people dating during quarantine, and romance in parking lots.
A Prius Full of Hot Girls
June 21, 2018 04:55 - 40 minutes - 73.8 MBJoin Max Scoville, Cassidee Moser, and Alanah as they discover a 70+ year old man's missing love, some weird thing about bugs, and ass haikus.
My Dog Had Diarrhea in Warby Parker and You Held Him
June 06, 2018 18:00 - 43 minutes - 80 MBA cute boy holds a dog with bowel problems, an unfortunately timed boner, too many brussels sprouts and someone crying in NYC. Join Andrew Goldfarb, Blaine Gibson, and Alanah Pearce on this week's RLOC!
You Farted in Kroger Yesterday
May 23, 2018 13:00 - 35 minutes - 64.3 MBRecording live from Australia, we talk about hot girls farting, nude beaches, and Australian 'tradies'. Featuring Alanah's mum and aunt!
The Lovely Lady in the Red Convertible
May 09, 2018 16:00 - 42 minutes - 77.3 MBPicking up girls at Planned Parenthood, hitting on someone even though they're on a date, and one man's very specific "friendship" requirements. Special guests Cole Gallian and Amarisse Sullivan join Alanah on this episode of RLOC!
My China Doll
April 25, 2018 16:00 - 35 minutes - 64.3 MBA freezing cold skateboarder, rich dudes at grocery stores, and a woman called China Doll. Join Marty, Alanah, and Terri Schwartz for another episode of RLOC!
Good Girl, Bad Morning
April 12, 2018 06:15 - 38 minutes - 71 MBSomeone swoops in on a couple's argument, an awkward back scratch, and Bubbles. Join Alanah, Marty, and special guest Anthony Carboni for this week's episode!
I Grabbed Your Boob on Sunset
March 28, 2018 16:00 - 35 minutes - 64.6 MBA not-so-stealthy boob grab, a prison break, and a wild night in New Orleans. Join guest Joshua Ovenshire from Smosh Games, Marty, and Alanah for the latest episode of RLOC.
Wife Needs a Massage
March 14, 2018 16:00 - 35 minutes - 65.6 MBAlanah tells more weird Australian stories, Marty uncovers a balloon fetish, and Kinda Funny's Joey Noelle joins in to talk airplane romance. Sort of.
The Thicc Girl at Menards
February 28, 2018 17:00 - 35 minutes - 66.5 MBThicc girls doing hardware shopping, a woman who can't control her bladder on a date, and condescending romance at the DMV. Join Alanah Pearce, Marty Sliva, and Jared Petty for another episode of Red Lips, Orange Car!
GARY - WHERE ARE YOU
February 14, 2018 12:00 - 33 minutes - 75.6 MBA man obsessed with blue lights on a hat, Gary's illegitimate child, and the self-deprecating Uber driver. This weeks Missed Connections brought to you by Alanah Pearce, Marty Sliva, and Zach Ryan.
Red Lips, Orange Car - the trailer
February 07, 2018 17:00 - 1 minute - 2.92 MBWhat the hell is this podcast we're starting? Why does it have that weird name?