SABAN'S BEEF RANGERS (2017)
Beautiful, cool, yet outcasted teenager Cameron Sun grabs a handful of warm meat from a crevice in a mountain side, then plummets into twenty feet of magically-floating beef grease, where he emerges on the deck of a bovine spacecraft, skin glistening and eyes burning. A robotic jewish stereotype named Dom waddles over and leads him to a wall of ever-changing tenderloins, each strip of medium-rare meat moving in harmony to create the illusion of a large disappointed face called Tim. It is here that Cam must learn the meaning of being reasonable, to activate the beef matrix and beef into a Beef Ranger. It's beefin' time.