Ivan "breaks the rules", the world's worst massage, last sand sucks, and promposals

This episode was full of odd and strange happenings.  We have some moments that made me say, what??? We had some moments that were uber cringeworthy.  We had probably the worst prom ever.  We have the poor people who had to be chosen as last ones to hit sand.  And we have Natasha disappearing right under my nose.  This was an interesting one and one that made me go hmmmm?!   I break it all down for you here, plus start off with a little Bachelor Nation news.  Join me won't you?!!

Intro music, www.bensound.com, "Happy Rock"