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Reality Asylum

106 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago -

Two idiots crawling blindly in the dark trying to understand Thee Online Humans.

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Episodes

Episode 105; John from Colombia

March 27, 2023 01:32 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

Dispatch from the road

Episode 104; All Clout Is Simulated

February 27, 2023 22:18 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

Guess how much Jord spent to go watch Skrillex in Times Square... Answers within.

Episode 103; Central with Vestiaire

February 16, 2023 08:26 - 1 hour - 83 MB

90 MINUTE BONANZA - Million dollar music biz ideas / Going Central / Big Red Boot / Oedipal Nepo Babies / Planet Verhoeven / Fit Check Check / Captain Beany / Fifteen Minute Conspiracies / Red Flag Updates

Episode 102: boohoo-pilled

February 07, 2023 22:17 - 1 hour - 64 MB

HONEY, PUT ON YOUR WALES BONNER DRAGON SAMBAS & BOOHOO FOR MEN TWO PIECE, IT'S TIME FOR GRAMMY BUZZ, SPY BALLOONS, AND CHAT BOT MORAL PARADOXES.

Episode 101: Bad Magnets

January 28, 2023 09:16 - 59 minutes - 54.9 MB

The end of a season of friendship and the beginning of series two of Reality Asylum. 1975 Live Scene Report. Book Reviews. Movie Reviews. Rebrand as Cultural Criticism Pod. Fake Therapists. Agrippina The Younger. Rinse/Repeat.

Episode 100: A Noble Celebration (Feat. DJ Ash Noble)

December 23, 2022 22:25 - 1 hour - 60.5 MB

Over one hundred hours of recorded material and it all comes down to this. Forget Frost Nixon, it's RA Noble. Merry Christmas from the boys.

Episode 99: TW Lice

December 07, 2022 21:29 - 1 hour - 58.5 MB

Back with the CRISP wireless internet connection and a full hour from Kansas where Jord can't feel his legs. All the usual heaters are here, plus friends new & old. Shift into your DR of a new RA episode where Fred Again got you pregnant.

Episode 98: RA Wrapped (Chopped n Screwed)

November 30, 2022 23:04 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MB

Fair warning - this episode is a total mess from an audio perspective. I couldn't even get the intro music to work. We're dealing with wifi connection issues not yet known to man. Anyway you wanna hear what music we listened to this year, some audio gold from youtube, some on-air planning for future episodes? Jord's audio continually dropping out on me so he talks to himself for most of the episode? We got you.

Episode 97: Fein, Sinn Fein

November 14, 2022 23:23 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

Nashville - The Home Of Music and also Podcasts Where Two People Argue About Whether The Strokes Are Good In 2022. Rehashing the argument about how many guitars a band needs, the embarrassment of being in a cancelled 00's indie group in '22, Twitter, Musk, Zelensky, All The Members Of The RA Whack Pack. See you down the road partner.

Episode 96: Their Own Little China

October 31, 2022 14:50 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

First ep of the TourCast: Lookin' out the window and enjoying some fall colors :)))))))

Episode 95: 23 = Pain

October 16, 2022 09:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MB

6 weeks late on the RIPs / Premier League Numerology / Masc-coded Nukes / AI Art / Zzzelensky in the Jjjounds

Episode 94: Mega Macro Micro Nano

October 09, 2022 16:44 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

Buy the pigeon bag.

Episode 93: Psycho Morons

September 07, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

Every -ist and every -ism explored in one handy 60 minute package. Get the up to date information on whether wanting to have children aligns you with the forces of good or evil, hear an excerpt from Jord's Hinge, gasp in wonder at another horrifying NFT genocide scam. Jam on your BUT HER EMAILS cap and ride the wave with us.

Episode 92: The Rambler II

September 04, 2022 21:54 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MB

All you can do after a month off from the pod is have a sit down and shoot the breeze about Star Wars Musical Genres, Whether Or Not Jord Is Irish, Barack Obama Plaza, Jim Carrey on Mussolini, BookTok, and so on ad nauseum.

Episode 91: Rosemary Beads

August 02, 2022 21:03 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MB

Grab your rosemary beads it's Lockheed Martin presents REALITY ASYLUM!

Episode 90; Crocs Monsieur

July 26, 2022 19:36 - 1 hour - 58.9 MB

Despite what I said in the episode there are still funny parts after Crocs Monsieur. Berghain Fit Check / Concrete Warehaus / Jord's Story Staircase / Twin Peaks Black Lodge Denizens / If I Only Could I'd Make A Deal With Fat Wreck Chords / Zelensky Mode

Episode 89; Abort Can Be Legalized

July 13, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 54.9 MB

A lazy Sunday morning recording to cover Presidential assassinations, general elections, storming palaces, Hideo Kojima misinformation, the latest in pheromones, and our prayers and blessings thanks to our new sponsors at HALLOW.

Episode 88; Being Tick Is Okay

July 10, 2022 10:00 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MB

Part 2 of 2 of the monthly round up. Tick Talk. Berlin Clubbers Delight. Self Help. Mndlr. Meeting Your Future Self On The U-Bahn. Effective Altruism. Butchery. Gen-Z. The Sausage Man NEVER Sleeps.

Episode 87; Chill Casual Labourer Wanted

July 03, 2022 21:51 - 1 hour - 55.9 MB

Part 1 of a Twofer feat. some of the RA GOATS; NFTS? COINS? HOLOGRAMS? HUMAN GOO MATHEMATICS? YOU WANT IT - WE GOT IT. Part two of a month long round up next week.

Episode 86; That's Dialectics, Baby!

June 02, 2022 15:34 - 1 hour - 74 MB

It's been a few weeks and in the meantime we lost an episode to the digital void. This one survived and is almost as good. Lost Episode Recap / Dudes Rock versus Smart Dude Movie Corner / Jord's Berlin Vlogs Pt. II / Are Restaurants Communist? Are Communists Clout Monsters? / SpOrTsBaLl ;P / $BIGCOIN

Episode 85; Email Me On The Blockchain

May 10, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MB

We do not give Elon Musk or any entities associated with Twitter permission to use our pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your info. DO NOT SHARE. COPY AND PASTE.

Episode 84; CSI Neukölln

April 24, 2022 21:47 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

Another dose of euro-visions; Football Norms / Small Talk Norms / Kebab Norms / Hooters Open / Lecture Field Recordings / The Wind In The Willows? / Twitter Main Character Of The Year / Pansexual Carpenter / Separatist State Eurovision Song Contest 2022 / Fidel "Luxury Watch Charity" Castro

Episode 83; Live From Attention City

April 19, 2022 12:33 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MB

Black Bomber Jackets Mandatory for entry. If I don't write the recap down as soon as we make the episode there's no chance I remember what we talked about. Tschüss!

Episode 82; Oculus Riff

April 07, 2022 20:47 - 1 hour - 59 MB

Fair warning, this is both the first of the "Jord's Berlin Months" episodes AND one of the most rambling inane ones we've ever done. Listen at your own risk / no refunds.

Episode 81: The Group Chat of Hardcore

March 30, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

Le Loba soap & Shamrock Shakes bring you REALITY ASYLUM 81; last of the Kenilworth Vibes: Best East London Toilet / The Sound of Silence / Birmingham Alt Scene / Command & Conquer Corner / Did I Write An Emo Banger / Mumfordscore / Trump on Putin / Trump on Golf / Organised Beaches

Episode 80; Past Life Recession

March 20, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 67.6 MB

Close your eyes and enter a past life recession meditation state for an hour with your guides, Luke & Jord. Covered: Waffen SS apologists / Mesopotamia - real or fake? / RIP ROVER 25 / Metaverse Irish Stew / Really Lacklustre TikTok Live Sesh / The AMC meme to diamond mine pipeline / The Phantom Menace 2

Episode 79; British Materials

March 11, 2022 21:57 - 1 hour - 72.7 MB

One week, two episodes, depression o'clock. Plyrics. Aesthetics. Tiktok AI Newscasters. SXSW. Sanctions. Who therapises the therapist? See you in Berlin.

Episode 78; Atomkrieg? Jah Bitte!

March 07, 2022 21:10 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

Brought to you by Sainsbury's Plant Based Chicken Kyivs & Against Me!'s Reinventing Axl Rose 20th Anniversary Limited Edition Remastered Record Store Day Release; In solidarity with the people of Ukraine, Reality Asylum stands against the Russian Meerkat / Putin on Fifa / Putin on Gazprom Cycling Team / Putin on Engels' Statue / Neocon Nuclear War Simp Twitter Voice / WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT ANYMOOOORREEE

Episode 77; #lovesh*tup!

February 27, 2022 17:44 - 1 hour - 76.1 MB

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet..... War in Europe. Coming hot with some of the worst takes on the internet. I'm so tired.

Episode 76; Bruised Knees, Scratched Elbows

February 19, 2022 14:30 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

The February Monthly Round Up: Daddy Give Me 5 / Winston Churchill Cigar Vape / Freak Your Page / Final Boomer Boss / RA Hype House / See you for the March Round Up......

Episode 75; A Knife For Me Beans

January 29, 2022 15:19 - 1 hour - 67 MB

BROUGHT TO YOU BY JOANNA HOGG: A monthly update from the boys with 30 mins on the worst music imaginable by the likes of FAT MIKE, TOM DELONGE and TIM ARMSTRONG, followed by the usual insights into WWIII, NFTs and corpo fascist undertakings the world over. Enjoy! RIP ANDY THE GOOSE.

Episode 74; RA-ASMR

January 13, 2022 22:15 - 1 hour - 79.7 MB

First proper episode of 2022, same old shit: Suicide Sandwich & The Egg Mayo Cannon / Desperate ApeWives / Statue Defence League episode 66 / Gates of Hell / J-LO Turkmenistan Apology / BDS The Taliban Sneaks / Tesla Tunnel of Love / Capitalist Realism ASMR / Metaverse Asdas / Music Kid Riddim

Episode 73; Spicy, Hot or Not 2022

January 04, 2022 21:50 - 1 hour - 85.4 MB

The best of the rest 2021 round up episode complete with our hot like fire predictions for 2022: What will be HOT? What will be NOT? What will be.... SPICY? Amazingly we don't talk about NFTs or Cryptocurrency at all but I think we did that to death the rest of the year. Within; sanjmovies / Glamazonian Naughty Boys / Cruella Devil / Clap On You Crazy Diamonds / Statue Defence League / WOAT Band Name Changes / Peterson '22 VIP Merch Tent / Look At The Mushroom

Episode 72; 2 Magic 2 Christmas

December 24, 2021 23:39 - 1 hour - 74.1 MB

The annual good time old fashioned family special Christmas episode brought to you by our friends and benefactors at CRYPTO DOT COM. Draw up a seat by the fireplace and let us tell you about all the ways you disappointed us this year.

Episode 71; Honk If Concerned

December 11, 2021 19:27 - 1 hour - 69.9 MB

Deep cover Matrix 4 spon-con episode where Luke gets Jokerfied and we talk about the metaverse in excruciating detail for an hour and fifteen. Can you dig it?

Episode 70; RA Wrapped

December 06, 2021 21:39 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

It's the beginning of the most wonderful time of the year & you have listened to 136,435 minutes of Reality Asylum: Dennis The Menace / Kerrang Work Experience 'Casm Interview / Skiba-gate / UTVG / Surprise Guest / One Glass Of Piping Hot Metabeer Please Guv

Episode 69: 60 Minutes 'til Dosa

November 28, 2021 19:28 - 1 hour - 56 MB

It's a room-er from the boys with a 24 style countdown to dosa, along with; plenty more cringetopia / Gandalf copping crypto / nuke flash mobs b/w nuclear flash mobs / Dr Who matriachy / wrapped prediction mode

Episode 68: Gut Will Hunting

November 18, 2021 22:35 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MB

Remember remember the 18th of November; weird synchromysticism of talking about different Matt Damon films at the start and end of this episode / brummie badge man / poppy NFT, natch / $250 Furry Hug / Hairy Masterpiece / Pull Da Pin / To Live Houseless & Die In LA

Episode 67: The Return of Glup Shitto

November 18, 2021 22:25 - 1 hour - 55.9 MB

Awwww helll na we back on the map: Glup Shitto / Totally Tony Tangoed / 12 signs you're a clairvoyant empath / EY! I'm plantin trees up in here! / Insta Data Mining PSYOP of the week / Next Phase of the QUEEN MCU

Episode 66: Big Time Pro Tips

November 01, 2021 21:03 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

*Staind voice* It's been a while: everything's so blurry / caught by the fakes / cube life / devious lick / ALD x CIA / mass psychogenic beans / Stirling-Cooper-McGuire-Hughes / don't be a baldist, baldie / dating by blaine comments thread check-in / three-step program to shoot a pistol out of a 4x4 in the desert, yeehaw!

Episode 65; Bare Drake's Shoes

October 15, 2021 20:06 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

"What listening to a podcast feels like" meme type beat from this one as the boys enjoy an old fashioned chat over an Old Fashioned: Jürgen Claus Hofstede goes to Frei Universitat / "You Would Have Failed The Test" / cryptogeeks galore / #evolvedape vs. #devolvedhuman / CIA Hitchcock / BAE cares :)))) / Misidentified Fascist

Episode 64; Time To Switch Off?

October 08, 2021 21:07 - 1 hour - 77.8 MB

Where's my Kasper Mattress sponsorship cos I be sleepin; neknominate me baby / 10.59 mentality w. the AOC drop / County Sleego / No Cap Biplane / Datingbyblaine Zodiac Killer Cypher / Brand accounts tweeting into the nuclear void with the cockroaches / friday night 9pm it's my night / red flags: Jord = 10 / Luke = 1

Episode 63; The Q4 of Discontent

September 29, 2021 20:55 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

Episode... Episodic... Titanic... Sporadic: THE SLAM POETRY SPECIAL. Pennies for petrol guvnor! / E10 Make A Wish Foundation Foot On Monitor Fund / Forgive me father for I have dripped / Stolen Valour / Electric Car Owner Self Identity Poison / Vatican x Palace / Eton Rifles Eton Rifles / Wheelbarrow Economics / Bivism / The Q4 of discontent...

Episode 62; The Wacko Seige

September 22, 2021 20:57 - 1 hour - 58.3 MB

Sponsored by the city of Chicago Tourist Board & Foxy Bingo.com; The Wackos from Waco / Simply Isotonic Vibes / Crash Bandicoot Speed Run / Barrymore Brit Shit / Drone Girlfriend Therapist Test / Anonymous Marine Funko Pop Doll / Thatcher Seance / Influencer Panopticon

Episode 61; Some Personal News

September 16, 2021 20:33 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Guess who just got back today, them wild-eyed boys that had been away... SEASON TWO of RA begins with endless personal news, a sickly little Jordy, Small Heath Panjabi MC, Darren Huckerby, Beatboxing Joker, Misfits Sad Boi, Essex Shedders, Shakespeare's Birthplace Radicalization, Met Gala PSYOP

Episode 60; The Ghost of Old Craig

August 19, 2021 22:18 - 1 hour - 63 MB

RA Summer Special 2021 brought to you by POM; Let's go fly a kite / Homage and Heritage Shirts / Manga Quilt / Mod Tok / Lynchian Night Prowlers / Tila Tequlia Nazi Sympathiser / Jeffree Star Dahmer / Nu Metal Tik Tok Jeans / Rachel Dolezal Onlyfans

Episode 59; Pissbridge, Lancashire

August 03, 2021 21:08 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

Hallo and wie gehts from Berlin, Germany: English Heart-attack / *Paul Weller voice* Going Undergroouuuuund / Pissbridge, UK / Oldboy Spoilers / Eyes Mask Tear Shut Spoilers / Bus Simulator / The Best Stewie Griffin Ink / Horse Therapist / Karl, Friedrich & Me

Episode 58; Judo-Christian Autonomy

July 24, 2021 20:37 - 1 hour - 61.9 MB

times change.... people change.... podcasting plans change: Mining the mental repression mine for Christian conversion tidbits / covid S.O.V. updates / pure emotional intelligence / Leo-Taurus unity / FestJord / Dropkick Murphys Ghost Writer / all brought to you by the lovely people of the A22 hotel, Riga, Latvia.

Episode 57; Musk Feet Pics

July 16, 2021 20:28 - 1 hour - 55 MB

It's hit 24 degrees in the UK and the boys are doomed - but we made two episodes in five days so just take it for what it is okay? Wikifeet / Jord's PUA Pod w. Blondie / Negroni Waterboarding / Friends Fanfic / Marquis De Shade / Minimal Doomer Content Despite The Simulation Beginning To Crumble

Episode 56: Blue Eyes Bald Dragon

July 12, 2021 20:32 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

The boys are here to clean up some links in an unprecedented Monday episode: Oat Milk Flat White plot synopsis / Joey Buda / Bitcoin Punk House / Mining = Bad After All? / Uncut Blood Diamond Gems / YuGiOh Ambassador / Timetravel Panzer Tank & more all brought to you by www.mikerowesoft.com