The Elite Express Wrestling Podcast
59 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsYou've navigated through mystery. You've helped yourself to a well-balanced breakfast. Now it is time to become elite!
From the makers of Real Mysteries and Breakfast Serial with Keaton comes the newest podcast for smart marks and greener than pepper tree fans alike! Dive into the world of All Elite Wrestling, the newest challenger to World Wrestling Entertainment since the 1990s. Learn the stories of the wrestlers, engross yourself in the storylines, and hear the results of major shows all in one place!
Keaton Hain is a higher education professional with a degree in English & Textual Studies and a focus in creative writing. He's been a fan of pro wrestling for 20 years. For the first time ever, he is joined by a full-time co-host and new pro wrestling fan, Kelly Bewley, who possesses an eye for business decisions and fashion aesthetic. Whether you watch wrestling to call spots before they happen or rate the quality/material of the outfits each week, this is the perfect wrestling podcast for the veteran and rookie fan alike!
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Episodes
Right the ship, Tony
December 16, 2022 23:25 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBKelly and Keaton preview AEW's annual Winter is Coming television special. In addition to gearing up for the show featuring MJF's first title defense, the podcast closes down their investigation on William Regal, details the fate of Ring of Honor, and dives head first into television ratings. Also, for the first time ever, Vincent Kennedy McMahon comes up on the podcast. Looks like its time for some RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!
Have fun on your vacation, Jon Moxley!
November 20, 2022 16:47 - 38 minutes - 36.6 MBKeaton and Kelly preview Full Gear 2022 from Newark, New Jersey, which is also coincidentally being held on International Men's Day. With a stacked card of high stakes matches, is this the night where AEW rights the ship and gets back on track? What will the outfits looks like? Who is going to win the watch party betting sheet? Why on earth do we have to watch Jeff Jarrett in 2022? The answers, and more, are all here!
The State Of AEW
November 11, 2022 02:02 - 47 minutes - 44.6 MBThe dust seems to have settled from the chaos of All Out. Keaton and Kelly breakdown the aftermath of the third-party investigation, the future of Ring of Honor, as well as MJF's inevitable coronation as the face of professional wrestling. PLUS, what did Keaton and Kelly dress up as for Halloween this past year? Is MJF lying to our faces? Is William Regal hot? Keaton and Kelly also preview the November 9th 2022 edition of Dynamite as we are just two weeks away from Full Gear, LIVE in Newark, ...
All Out Chaos
September 09, 2022 13:24 - 1 hour - 75.5 MBKelly has officially completed her full cycle of AEW Pay-Per-Views. Joining the podcast this week is Eliza Lennon, who also attended Double of Nothing 2022 in person. Keaton, Kelly, and Eliza break down the 15-match event along with the controversial media scrum that occurred at the end of the show. In both storyline and real life, All Out proved to be a huge turning point for All Elite Wrestling. Whether these changes are for better or for worse remains to be seen. What match stole the show?...
It is Trash Day
August 14, 2022 12:49 - 1 hour - 54.6 MBAfter a month long hiatus of bachelor parties, work travel, and wine tours; Keaton and Kelly are back to cover the August 3rd edition of AEW: Dynamite. Joining for the first time is Pat Nolan, one of two individuals that went with Keaton to Double or Nothing in Vegas. After parting ways with New Japan, Dynamite is good again. What is the hardest part of the ring? Will Keaton ever win a shot bet? How many gimmicks is Chris Jericho going to run through? It's a new episode and you know what that...
Cashing out from Double or Nothing
June 10, 2022 15:57 - 1 hour - 83.8 MBAfter making a cross country flight to Las Vegas, Keaton returns home to talk about his AEW fanfest and Pay-Per-View spectacular experience! Hear how Anarchy in the Arena was a totally different match in person, how wrestlers were just walking around the strip, and how Keaton and Kelly think this whole interim title situation is going to work out.
Buying-in for Double or Nothing
June 06, 2022 23:05 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBLive from Cicero, NY, the Elite Express Wrestling podcast previews Double or Nothing 2022. Taking place in Las Vegas, Nevada, Keaton will be making an in-person appearance and can't wait to see the moves, mayhem, and stars light up the strip! What was Jade Cargill wear? Will Wardlow destroy MJF? Can Keaton ever win the shot bet?
Hookhausen in Brittsburgh
April 26, 2022 19:01 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBAEW is live from Brittsburgh, Pennsylvania and what an action-packed show it was! However, Keaton and Kelly have a lot of questions and a few bones to pick with some of the talent. What the hell is the "baddies" section? When are Sammy and Conti Rhodes leaving AEW? Are the House of Black going to do anything? And can they contain themselves when Hook and Danhausen clash in the ring? The answer to that one...probably not.
We do not appreciate the Jericho Appreciation Society
April 05, 2022 00:05 - 52 minutes - 50.4 MBKeaton and Kelly jump into the March 30th edition of AEW: Dynamite. and preview the April 1st Rampage show. We talk about the slow build to the CM Punk World Title shot, the outfits of the Gunn Club, as well as the absolute slog that is the Jericho Appreciation Society. Plus, our thoughts on Blackpool Combat Club, how to remove curses, and AEW's HOTTEST new acquisition...and much more!
We Do Not Appreciate the Jericho Appreciation Society
April 05, 2022 00:05 - 52 minutes - 50.4 MBKeaton and Kelly jump into the March 30th edition of AEW: Dynamite. and preview the April 1st Rampage show. We talk about the slow build to the CM Punk World Title shot, the outfits of the Gunn Club, as well as the absolute slog that is the Jericho Appreciation Society. Plus, our thoughts on Blackpool Combat Club, how to remove curses, and AEW's HOTTEST new acquisition...and much more!
The Revolution was Televised
March 10, 2022 16:34 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBRemembering what you had for breakfast can be difficult. Imagine trying to recall a 5-hour Pay-Per-View from 72 hours ago! Keaton and Kelly recap the results of All Elite Wrestling's Revolution show, preview March 9th's Dynamite, and dive into what makes or breaks a wrestler's outfit. It's all here! Climb aboard the Elite Express!
Kelly Bewley is All Elite
November 20, 2021 14:55 - 1 hour - 84.7 MBThe podcast episode that is so Elite, its too sweet! Kelly Bewley has been baptized into the colorful world of professional wrestling for the past few months and finally her journey culminates to this very episode. Kelly and Keaton review All Elite Wrestling's Full Gear Pay-Per-View, the follow up Wednesday Night Dynamite Episode, and they preview Friday's Rampage broadcast. Find out what it means to "go over", drink every time you hear "pronouns, pal", and hear Kelly Bewley explain her love ...
Emily Corson and Elisabeth Merrifield Cancel Connecticut
November 17, 2021 01:48 - 1 hour - 51.5 MBIs it West Coast Best Coast or East Coast Beast Coast? Is In N Out actually good? What the hell is a Lobster pound? Is American Piracy even a thing? Does Connecticut have any relevancy to modern day society? Elisabeth from California and Emily from Maine debate the good and the bad about their respective coasts. A very fun episode that discusses coffee, traffic, and even biodiversity. Also, Keaton got to close to the damn microphone again, but he doesn't talk as much as the other episodes so ...
ARCHIVE: BSWK Emily Corson and Elisabeth Merrifield Cancel Connecticut
November 17, 2021 01:48 - 1 hour - 51.5 MBIs it West Coast Best Coast or East Coast Beast Coast? Is In N Out actually good? What the hell is a Lobster pound? Is American Piracy even a thing? Does Connecticut have any relevancy to modern day society? Elisabeth from California and Emily from Maine debate the good and the bad about their respective coasts. A very fun episode that discusses coffee, traffic, and even biodiversity. Also, Keaton got to close to the damn microphone again, but he doesn't talk as much as the other episodes so ...
Cat Munoz Reads Keaton's Natal Chart
October 06, 2021 12:35 - 1 hour - 52.7 MBBSWK is back with Cat Munoz who gives a scary accurate reading of Keaton based on his birthday. What the heck is a fire sign? How many houses does someone have? Why are there so many cars racing outside of Cat's window? The answers and more are here for your listening pleasure.
ARCHIVE: BSWK Cat Munoz Reads Keaton's Natal Chart
October 06, 2021 12:35 - 1 hour - 52.7 MBBSWK is back with Cat Munoz who gives a scary accurate reading of Keaton based on his birthday. What the heck is a fire sign? How many houses does someone have? Why are there so many cars racing outside of Cat's window? The answers and more are here for your listening pleasure.
Annette Senesi and Rachel Maxwell Love Trashy 2000s Reality Shows
April 02, 2021 01:26 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBEpisode 11 of Breakfast Serial with Keaton is the first production featuring TWO podcast guests! Floridian Annette and Oklahoman Rachel detail their love for America's Next Top Model, RuPaul's Drag Race, and 90 Day Fiance. We also learn if Florida Man is real or just a creation on the internet, why icebreakers are the absolute worst, and the podcast debates the age-old question of soda versus pop.
ARCHIVE: BSWK Annette Senesi and Rachel Maxwell Love Trashy 2000s Reality Shows
April 02, 2021 01:26 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBEpisode 11 of Breakfast Serial with Keaton is the first production featuring TWO podcast guests! Floridian Annette and Oklahoman Rachel detail their love for America's Next Top Model, RuPaul's Drag Race, and 90 Day Fiance. We also learn if Florida Man is real or just a creation on the internet, why icebreakers are the absolute worst, and the podcast debates the age-old question of soda versus pop.
ARCHIVE: BSWK Freakin' Bats! Sarah Harris Loves Halloween
April 01, 2021 11:59 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBAfter a brief hiatus to enjoy the NCAA Tournament, Keaton is back and brings Sarah Harris to the center stage. The two talk about their own favorite holidays, the importance of sorting your candy, witches, favorite costumes, all the while accidentally demonstrating the generational gap between them.
Freakin' Bats! Sarah Harris Loves Halloween
April 01, 2021 11:59 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBAfter a brief hiatus to enjoy the NCAA Tournament, Keaton is back and brings Sarah Harris to the center stage. The two talk about their own favorite holidays, the importance of sorting your candy, witches, favorite costumes, all the while accidentally demonstrating the generational gap between them.
Patrick McGlew Makes His Breakfast Serial Debut
March 18, 2021 01:20 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBAfter 9 years, Patrick McGlew appears for the first time on Breakfast Serial with Keaton. Pat and Keaton recount memorable stories from their collegiate years, their favorite Syracuse sports moments, their predictions for March Madness, and their short list of things they still have to cross off their Brother Bucket List.
ARCHIVE: BSWK Patrick McGlew Makes His Breakfast Serial Debut
March 18, 2021 01:20 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBAfter 9 years, Patrick McGlew appears for the first time on Breakfast Serial with Keaton. Pat and Keaton recount memorable stories from their collegiate years, their favorite Syracuse sports moments, their predictions for March Madness, and their short list of things they still have to cross off their Brother Bucket List.
ARCHIVE: BSWK Keaton Picks The Perfect Bracket
March 16, 2021 11:53 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBOn this episode, Keaton rekindles a flame with his retired college radio sports show. As you are walked through literally every pick in the bracket, find out what double digit seed Keaton has winning 3 times in the first round, where his Syracuse Orange end up, which #1 seed doesn't make it to the Sweet 16, and discover how many Jan Michael Vincents are allowed in each quadrant of the NET!
Keaton Picks The Perfect Bracket
March 16, 2021 11:53 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MBOn this episode, Keaton rekindles a flame with his retired college radio sports show. As you are walked through literally every pick in the bracket, find out what double digit seed Keaton has winning 3 times in the first round, where his Syracuse Orange end up, which #1 seed doesn't make it to the Sweet 16, and discover how many Jan Michael Vincents are allowed in each quadrant of the NET!
Stop Sending Me Your Taxidermied Animals (Admissions Reddit Part 2)
March 10, 2021 02:18 - 27 minutes - 32.6 MBAfter some technical difficulties lead to the postponing of an episode with a guest, Keaton decides to drink wine and go on admissions reddit again. This time, we read about all the things students, and sometimes their parents, will do to get into college. With options ranging from divine Intervention, self-inflicted hospitalizations, threats of literal murder, and even baked goods...this is a cannot miss episode!
ARCHIVE: BSWK Stop Sending Me Your Taxidermied Animals (Admissions Reddit Part 2)
March 10, 2021 02:18 - 27 minutes - 32.6 MBAfter some technical difficulties lead to the postponing of an episode with a guest, Keaton decides to drink wine and go on admissions reddit again. This time, we read about all the things students, and sometimes their parents, will do to get into college. With options ranging from divine Intervention, self-inflicted hospitalizations, threats of literal murder, and even baked goods...this is a cannot miss episode!
ARCHIVE: BSWK Cathleen O'Hare Is Best Friends With Lester Holt
March 07, 2021 22:13 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBCathleen O'Hare is a journalist who shares behind the scenes secrets on local news. She and Keaton also talk about their mutual love of the city of London, debate if "Upstate" is an actual location or just one's proximity to Canada, decide who should host Jeopardy, and play a best of five rounds "Categories" competition for ultimate supremacy!
Cathleen O'Hare Is Best Friends With Lester Holt
March 07, 2021 22:13 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBCathleen O'Hare is a journalist who shares behind the scenes secrets on local news. She and Keaton also talk about their mutual love of the city of London, debate if "Upstate" is an actual location or just one's proximity to Canada, decide who should host Jeopardy, and play a best of five rounds "Categories" competition for ultimate supremacy!
ARCHIVE: BSWK The Jonah Lunden Megasode Spectacular
March 05, 2021 02:56 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBKeaton and his architect friend Jonah talk about the role of social media in society,how our parents are basically us, parallel parking, friendship and even challenge each other to a game of Never Have I Ever!
The Jonah Lunden Megasode Spectacular
March 05, 2021 02:56 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBKeaton and his architect friend Jonah talk about the role of social media in society,how our parents are basically us, parallel parking, friendship and even challenge each other to a game of Never Have I Ever!
Keaton Drinks Wine And Goes On College Admissions Reddit
March 03, 2021 01:15 - 28 minutes - 34.4 MBJoin Keaton and a bottle of cabernet with Snoop Dogg's face on it as they tumble down the rabbit hole of college admissions reddit. Hear about thank you gifts that students have sent Keaton's colleagues, learn why Keaton hates shaking hands at college fairs, and find out if Keaton actually enjoys the wine or not.
ARCHIVE: BSWK Keaton Drinks Wine And Goes On College Admissions Reddit
March 03, 2021 01:15 - 28 minutes - 34.4 MBJoin Keaton and a bottle of cabernet with Snoop Dogg's face on it as they tumble down the rabbit hole of college admissions reddit. Hear about thank you gifts that students have sent Keaton's colleagues, learn why Keaton hates shaking hands at college fairs, and find out if Keaton actually enjoys the wine or not.
ARCHIVE: BSWK Rob Israel Has A Pug Named Oreo And Hates Biology
February 25, 2021 01:13 - 35 minutes - 28.6 MBRob Israel hails from Connecticut and brought his dog with him to college. He has a love for maps, thinks you should pause on eating red meat, despises 8 year olds with iPhones, and came up with his college research idea after buying chocolate milk.
Rob Israel Has A Pug Named Oreo And Hates Biology
February 25, 2021 01:13 - 35 minutes - 28.6 MBRob Israel hails from Connecticut and brought his dog with him to college. He has a love for maps, thinks you should pause on eating red meat, despises 8 year olds with iPhones, and came up with his college research idea after buying chocolate milk.
ARCHIVE: BSWK John Morgan Has Nine Lives And Is On Number Nine
February 23, 2021 00:59 - 43 minutes - 31.9 MBJohn Morgan is a junior at Colgate University and doesn't get close to the microphone, like I did. He has reason to believe he is being tormented by a spirit that is trying to make John meet his doom. Along the way he talks about going to college during a pandemic, his plans after college, and his opinions on Gen-Z cancelling skinny jeans and side parts.
John Morgan Has Nine Lives And Is On Number Nine
February 23, 2021 00:59 - 43 minutes - 31.9 MBJohn Morgan is a junior at Colgate University and doesn't get close to the microphone, like I did. He has reason to believe he is being tormented by a spirit that is trying to make John meet his doom. Along the way he talks about going to college during a pandemic, his plans after college, and his opinions on Gen-Z cancelling skinny jeans and side parts.
Pat Nolan Mistakes Friendliness For Murder...ness
February 21, 2021 21:42 - 45 minutes - 35.9 MBOur first guest is Pat Nolan, a friend I met randomly about two years ago at an Irish Festival. He speaks about going to Syracuse, living in a fancy hotel as a student, playing rugby, discovering Dungeons and Dragons, buying a house from Satan, and his future aspirations for the friend group. And there's a cool generic rock riff for the opening, so you know this first episode will be love at first bite!
ARCHIVE: BSWK Pat Nolan Mistakes Friendliness For Murder...ness
February 21, 2021 21:42 - 45 minutes - 35.9 MBOur first guest is Pat Nolan, a friend I met randomly about two years ago at an Irish Festival. He speaks about going to Syracuse, living in a fancy hotel as a student, playing rugby, discovering Dungeons and Dragons, buying a house from Satan, and his future aspirations for the friend group. And there's a cool generic rock riff for the opening, so you know this first episode will be love at first bite!
ARCHIVE: Oak Ridge, Tennessee: The City of Little Fat Secrets
July 01, 2020 19:52 - 19 minutes - 23.5 MBIn the mid 20th century, the American Government built a secret city in the middle of the country and no one knew what it was for, not even the people who lived and worked there.
Oak Ridge, Tennessee: The City of Little Fat Secrets
July 01, 2020 19:52 - 19 minutes - 23.5 MBIn the mid 20th century, the American Government built a secret city in the middle of the country and no one knew what it was for, not even the people who lived and worked there.
ARCHIVE: Kempton, Pennsylvania: The Haunted Mountain
April 18, 2020 04:24 - 17 minutes - 20.6 MBRMOA brings a different kind of horror story to listening audiences everywhere. Travel to southeastern Pennsylvania and learn all about a mountainside full of history, horror, and legend.
Kempton, Pennsylvania: The Haunted Mountain
April 18, 2020 04:24 - 17 minutes - 20.6 MBRMOA brings a different kind of horror story to listening audiences everywhere. Travel to southeastern Pennsylvania and learn all about a mountainside full of history, horror, and legend.
ARCHIVE: New York, New York: The Boogeyman of the Boroughs
April 03, 2020 18:35 - 23 minutes - 26.6 MBListener discretion is advised. Real Mysteries of America gives their most twisted tale yet about a real-life monster who preyed on young children.
New York, New York: The Boogeyman of the Boroughs
April 03, 2020 18:35 - 23 minutes - 26.6 MBListener discretion is advised. Real Mysteries of America gives their most twisted tale yet about a real-life monster who preyed on young children.
ARCHIVE: Texarkana, Texas: The Phantom Slayer in the Moonlight
March 31, 2020 16:07 - 22 minutes - 27.5 MBTake a trip to the southern United States and revisit another time when citizens barricaded themselves in their homes for a very different reason. The team at RMOA thanks you for your patience as we collect ourselves during this most tumultuous time. We will do our best to continue to provide quality content for your listening pleasure more consistently in the coming weeks!
Texarkana, Texas: The Phantom Slayer in the Moonlight
March 31, 2020 16:07 - 22 minutes - 27.5 MBTake a trip to the southern United States and revisit another time when citizens barricaded themselves in their homes for a very different reason. The team at RMOA thanks you for your patience as we collect ourselves during this most tumultuous time. We will do our best to continue to provide quality content for your listening pleasure more consistently in the coming weeks!
Texarkana, Texas: Phantom Slayer in the Moonlight
March 31, 2020 16:07 - 22 minutes - 27.5 MBTake a trip to the southern United States and revisit another time when citizens barricaded themselves in their homes for a very different reason. The team at RMOA thanks you for your patience as we collect ourselves during this most tumultuous time. We will do our best to continue to provide quality content for your listening pleasure more consistently in the coming weeks!
Beach Haven, New Jersey: The Hellfish of the Deep
October 25, 2019 04:06 - 25 minutes - 46.7 MBThe Real Mysteries of America arrives with a chilling first episode. Sink your teeth into this deep dive of the first time America came face to face with planet earth's oldest predator.
ARCHIVE: Beach Haven, New Jersey: The Hellfish of the Deep
October 25, 2019 04:06 - 25 minutes - 46.7 MBThe Real Mysteries of America arrives with a chilling first episode. Sink your teeth into this deep dive of the first time America came face to face with planet earth's oldest predator.
London: The Vanishing Lord
June 07, 2019 02:57 - 29 minutes - 55.3 MBIn the season finale of Real Mysteries of London we examine the Lord and Lady Lucan. Their love, their family, their troubles, their demise...all are covered in this smashing culminating episode. "Ghost" by TREN is used in this episode. Find them on patreon! Clips of Veronica Lucan courtesy of itv.