Real Horrorshow Podcast
186 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★ - 16 ratingsSam and Stormy died and they can’t get into Heaven until they review every horror movie on Netflix.
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Saw Retrospective Part 5 - Mark Hoffman's Pouty Lips
March 28, 2024 00:20 - 54 minutes - 33.9 MBIt’s finally over. We’ve reached the end. Of Jeff’s story. After a pretty lackluster start to a new trilogy, Saw V picks up literally seconds after the end of its predecessor, leaving Strahm trapped with the corpse of John Kramer. That doesn’t last long as he escapes his first trap and begins a cat-and-mouse game with Detective Mark Hoffman--Jigsaw’s chosen successor. Meanwhile, a ragtag team finds themselves trapped by Jigsaw, and it’s a race against the clock to figure out how to g...
Real Minishow Ep. 66 - The Black Cat
March 20, 2024 23:26 - 35 minutes - 21.7 MBAnd another one bites the dust. This week in our minishow, we say goodbye to Leo Usher as he has a tough run-in with a purebred shelter cat. That’s because episode four is based on the Edgar Allan Poe short story The Black Cat And things also get tense for the rest of the family as Roderick’s dementia comes out and he and his sister need to figure out a plan for the future of the business. Meanwhile, in the 1970s, Young Roderick finds out Fortunado has been forging his signature--so somet...
Saw Retrospective Part 4 - Jeff? Still Useless.
March 13, 2024 20:36 - 51 minutes - 32 MBSaw IV is the beginning of a new era in the franchise. John Kramer is Dead. Amanda is dead. Leigh Whannel is no longer writing. And Mark Hoffman is here. What do you mean who? Mark Hoffman. The cop who was in like 30 seconds of the last movie. Turns out the twist of IV is that a character that was barely established in the previous film is the true successor of Jigsaw. Kind of. Like Amanda, Mark isn’t very good at his job--in my humblest of opinions. At least he’s hot though. We also...
Minishow Ep. 65 - Murder in Rue Morgue
February 28, 2024 21:54 - 26 minutes - 16.8 MBMike Flanagan continues to impress us with his knowledge of both the works of Edgar Allan Poe and his knowledge of the man himself. This week, we’re diving into episode three of Fall of the House of Usher, loosely based on the short story “Murders in Rue Morgue”. In “Murders in the Rue Morgue”, Edgar Allan Poe introduces the character C. Auguste Dupin, a brilliant detective who uses his analytical skills to solve crimes. The story begins with the brutal murders of Madame L'Espanaye and h...
Saw Retrospective Part 3 - Jeff?
February 21, 2024 21:12 - 1 hour - 43.1 MBSaw III marks a major shift in the Saw franchise as we see Jigsaw die at the hands of his greatest enemy...Jeff? This week in our retrospective we’re tackling the third installment of the Saw franchise. Starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, and Dina Meyer. We start this film right where the last one left off with Jigsaw now on his deathbed and Amanda trying to do everything to keep him on this Earth…while being terrible at the one thing he asked her to do. Sa...
Real Minishow Ep. 64 - Masque of the Red Death
February 14, 2024 20:57 - 36 minutes - 22.4 MBWe won’t lie. The first episode of Fall of the House of Usher didn’t have us sold on the show. It was slow and super expository. However, episode 2? My God, episode 2 is so good! This week we move forward with Mike Flanagan’s Fall of the House of Usher with The Masque of the Red Death. In Poe’s original short story, we meet young Prince Prospero who decides to throw a party despite the devastating plague happening outside the palace walls. Well, Death has other plans for him as even the wea...
Saw Retrospective Part 2 - Just Put Two Hands in the Hole
February 08, 2024 01:02 - 44 minutes - 29.5 MBThe success of the first Saw film was like catching lightening in a bottle and led to the immediate greenlighting of its sequel. Will this sophomore film hold up to the legacy of its predecessor? Join Sam and Stormy as they discuss Saw II from it’s early inception as a completely different movie to the best twist in the entire franchise. Detective Eric Matthews, along with his team, races against time to save his son, who is locked in a mysterious house with a group of convicts that have...
Real Minishow Ep. 63 - Fall of the House of Usher and Life Lessons
February 01, 2024 02:37 - 31 minutes - 23.6 MBIn this week’s minishow, we’re discussing the first episode of Fall of the House of Usher, the latest series from horror daddy Mike Flanagan. We also talk about the short story itself and how the show interprets it. There’s also some talk about what chickens sound like? 2023's Fall of the House of Usher follows the Usher family through the decades as they rise to become one of the most powerful families in the world. However, long-hidden secrets rise to the surface as a lawyer, Dupin, trie...
Saw Retrospective Part 1 - Lightning in a Bottle
January 25, 2024 00:48 - 1 hour - 44.8 MBTwenty years ago, the world was taken by storm by a reverse bear trap, a saw, and a little puppet named Billy. We’re super excited to start our look back at the Saw franchise and discuss the influence it’s had over the horror drama. This week, we delve into Saw, the directorial debut of horror Daddy James Wan starring Carey Elwes, Leigh Whannell, Danny Glover, and introducing Tobin Bell. We delve into the performances, the work Wan and Whannell had to put in just to get someone to care abo...
Real Minishow Ep. 62 - He Burned Her Alive
January 18, 2024 00:41 - 34 minutes - 24.3 MBThis week, we’re wrapping up Death Note and putting a cute little bow on it. After the death of L, there’s an intense battle over who will be his successor as Light Yagami becomes the worst version of himself. There’s action, death, and Shinigami as we reach the exciting conclusion of one of the best animes ever made! And, get ready as we launch our Saw retrospective this month and start a new show for the miniseries…and by get ready I mean actually get ready because the show is Fall of the...
SURPRISE. IT’S A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (It’s a Wonderful Knife)
December 21, 2023 02:41 - 59 minutes - 40 MBWoah! A surprise Christmas Special? What a wonderful treat. And a treat sure is better than a knife. Which happens to be the title of this week’s movie review: It’s a Wonderful Knife. In this intriguing spin on the classic 1946 Christmas film, "It's a Wonderful Life," the protagonist, Winnie (portrayed by Jane Widdop), embarks on a haunting journey. Contrary to the original storyline, where the lead character recognizes past good deeds, Winnie unravels a startling revelation—her pivotal ro...
Real Minishow Ep. 62 - Mild Homoeroticism
December 07, 2023 01:30 - 26 minutes - 17.9 MBThe Stormy Skies can’t stop watching Death Note, which means we’ve made it to the final arc of the series. That’s right, with nine episodes left, L is dead, Rem is dead, and Light has done nothing to make him worthy of the adorable and perfect Misa Amane. There’s also been a slight hiccup with our 2024 plans to do a Saw retrospective. As in, the series is no longer on Shudder. But there’s no need to fear because it’ll probably end up on Peacock. Like every other popular horror franchise th...
The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster
November 22, 2023 11:23 - 1 hour - 48.9 MBhis week we’re very excited to finally review the Shudder exclusive The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster, which is a re-telling of the classic Mary Shelley novel Frankestein. The Angry Balck Girl and Her Monster follows Vicaria (Laya DeLeon Hayes), a gifted seventeen-year-old, as she tries to find a cure for death. She uses her research and passion to resurrect her older brother Chris, who returns to the world a vengeful monster seeking revenge on those who caused his death. Guest Find ...
Real Minishow Ep. 61 - And Then He Saws Them
November 16, 2023 00:12 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MBOh no! This week we discover that there’s a second Kira who’s made a deal to get the Shinigami eyes. Will they serve as an ally to Light or a hindrance? Meanwhile, the sexual tension between L and Light only grows as L tests Light to see if he’d make a good fit for the task force…or to figure out if he’s really Kira. Oh, and Chief Yagami asserts his badassery by driving a city bus into a TV station…two minutes after a serious heart attack. We also get into the Video Game Awards, and Sam h...
Deeper Deeper (Audition Review)
October 26, 2023 02:25 - 57 minutes - 37.5 MBThe Japanese horror film Audition is considered one of the greatest horror movies of all time. Which is why we’re super pumped to finally watch it on this week’s episode of the podcast. Will it live up to the My Chemical Romance music video for Honey, this Mirror isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us? Audition stars Eihi Siina and Ryo Ishibashi and tells the story of a widower who is ready to find love again after the blessing of his only son. He and his friend decide to hold an audition for a...
Real Minishow Ep. 60 - Dirty Lil Emo Boy
October 13, 2023 00:09 - 23 minutes - 17 MBDeath Note is starting to gain momentum as Stomry Skies finally sees the face of the world’s greatest detective, L…so, a lot of the merch she sold at Hot Topic back in the 2010s is making a lot more sense. We also declare Auditon as our next movie up for review. Audition is considered one of the most disturbing movies of all time and is among the 1001 Movies You Should Watch Before You Die. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrors...
Ring (1998) Review
September 28, 2023 14:29 - 54 minutes - 38.6 MBIt’s kind of hard to believe that it’s taken us this long to dive into the world of J-Horror. Well, thanks to the amazing selection on Shudder (not sponsored) we’re finally getting to it. Ring (or Ringu) is a 1998 horror movie that follows a reporter as she explores the mystery behind a cursed videotape. Allegedly, anyone who watches the tape is doomed to die in exactly seven days (what, like seven business days? But Monday’s a holiday?) We also talk about Sam’s new kitten, Trixie, wh...
A Break from the Mikelsons (Real Minishow Ep. 59)
September 14, 2023 02:38 - 19 minutes - 14.2 MBIt’s time to take a break from the thrilling and repetitive world of The Vampire Diaries and turn The Stormy Skies into a filthy, disgusting nerd by watching Death Note. Death Note is a now classic Shonen anime that follows Light Yagami as he unlocks the secrets of the Death Note--a notebook that kills anyone whose name is written inside. But, uh oh, it seems like the real police aren’t too fond of this turn of events, so they team up with the mysterious L to bring him to justice. It’s a g...
A Very Special Horrorshow: YouTube Horror Shorts #1
September 06, 2023 22:39 - 50 minutes - 37.9 MBThis week, we’re doing something a little different from the usual format by taking a look at five super special awesome horror shorts. These shorts were selected after Sam spent minutes scouring the Internet for the best YouTube had to offer. Check out these awesome shorts! Heck Written and Directed by Kyle Edward Ball Piggy Directed by Carlota Pereda It Had Pale Skin Directed by Christopher Ashton After Hours Directed by Kasey LaRose Man on a Train Directed by Jack Shanks ...
RIP in Peace Klaus Mikelson (Real Minishow Ep. 58)
August 19, 2023 20:05 - 26 minutes - 18.3 MBWell, the time has finally come for us to end our journey with The Vampire Diaries universe…at least for now. The Originals doesn’t end with a bang. Rather, it gives us a quiet farewell as Klaus chooses to sacrifice his own life to protect the life of his daughter. We’re also given a chance to bid farewell to all the remaining Mikelsons and Marcel as they prepare to embark on their own journeys without the glue that held them together. We also prepare for the next show we’re planning to ...
Australia is Terrifying (Lake Mungo)
August 11, 2023 14:32 - 44 minutes - 31.4 MBHave you ever had a super weird dream that ruined your entire day? Like, you just can’t shake the feelings your subconscious implanted? Well, that’s what happed to Alice Palmer in the 2008, cult classic Lake Mungo. After her tragic death, Alice’s family is forced to investigate what was going on in their daughter’s life and uncover the secrets she was keeping. Lake Mungo has been making the rounds on Horrortok, and we’re excited to dive on in to see what all the hype is about. Guest Fi...
Stuck Between a Mikaelson and a Hard Place (Real Minishow Ep. 57)
August 03, 2023 00:29 - 30 minutes - 20.3 MBOnly one more Minishow left until we finish The Originals. For realsies this time. I promise. Hayley is dead and Elijah is on his way back to New Orleans to help his fiancé eradicate the Nazi vampires her mother helped create. And what is a movie-review podcast to do when there’s an industry-wide strike? Well, we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves boys and girls and friends beyond the binary. For now, we’re looking to review International feature films, dive into the A24 ca...
A Hefty White Bread (Children of the Corn 2023)
July 14, 2023 01:01 - 1 hour - 44.5 MBIs it possible to make a good Children of the Corn film? We ask ourselves this very important question as we review 2023’s Shudder Exclusive Children of the Corn 2020 remake. I mean, there are literally 11 movies in the franchise now. One of them has to be good, right? Right? Well, after being shot during the early days COVID-19 Pandemic and stuck in distribution hell for the last three years Kurt Wimmer’s attempt brings the franchise to the modern day with a new baddie in the lead: Eden...
Elijah’s Time to Shine (Real Minishow Ep. 56)
July 07, 2023 14:07 - 21 minutes - 14.3 MBThe smog has returned because Canada is still on fire apparently. But that’s okay because we’re back on track with the final season of The Originals. And by “we” I really mean it! After the rut that was season three, these last two seasons have really found their stride again. We find the Mikelsons where we left them: sad and separated. Elijah is playing the piano at a bar in France, Rebbekah is living her best life with Marcel, Freya is still lesbianing, and Klaus is angsting his hardest....
Hubris of Man (Consecration 2023)
June 29, 2023 22:05 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MBWe’re back after our mini-break and some major life changes. Sam is now married and Stormy is still chugging along on her Ph.D. (like, she was literally doing school work in the bridal suite??). This week, we’re here to review the newish Catholic horror film Consecration. Consecration is a 2023 Shudder Exclusive horror movie that follows an English Jenna Malone to a Convent in North Ireland. She’s there to uncover the truth surrounding her brother’s death because she simply can’t accept th...
Real Minishow Ep. 55 - Thirty, Flirty and Thriving
June 07, 2023 12:16 - 14 minutes - 10 MBIt's Sam's birthday on this quick little minishow, and we could not watch The Originals. Yeah, Netflix's new password-sharing policy is going to be a real thorn in the side of this podcast. But it's fine. It's fine. Because there are other streaming platforms that don't have sticks up their ass. We're also going to take a quick, two-week break while Sam gets married and Stomry works toward her PhD. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitt...
Remember Skype (Unfriended)
May 24, 2023 20:10 - 1 hour - 47.3 MBWho would have thought we’d be raving about a 2014 teen scream flick? Well, that’s what you can expect in our review of Unfriended, an early Blumhouse movie, and the first movie to be filmed entirely on a Macbook screen. And, WOW was this movie weirdly nostalgic? Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/ Good Things to Support ...
Real Minishow Ep. 54 - The One Where Sam’s Mic Dies
May 14, 2023 18:49 - 18 minutes - 12.4 MBSeason 4 of The Originals is a wrap! The conclusion of the penultimate season finds Hope possessed by The Hollow, in an attempt to save herself. The Mikelson siblings then make the heartbreaking decision to separate, as it is the only way to stop the ancient evil. Smash cut to seven years later, and Klaus is already breaking all the rules by giving his brother, Elijah, a $100 tip…in American currency…in France. Some things may change, but some things last forever. We also take a moment to...
ISO Sebring Collection (Smile 2022)
April 19, 2023 15:50 - 1 hour - 50.2 MBWe’re back! We hope everyone had an awesome Easter/Passover/Ramadan or whatever non-Abrahamic spring holiday you choose to celebrate. This week, we’re very excited to talk about a fantastic little horror flick called Smile. Smile is a 2022 horror movie directed by Parker Finn and stars Sosie Bacon. We follow psychiatrist, Rose Cotter as she is haunted by an ominous, smiling form. The movie is based on Finn’s short film Laura Hasn’t Slept, which can now be considered a prequel to his featur...
Real Minishow Ep. 53 - Sam’s Resident Evil 4 Remake Thought’s and Stormy’s Scream 5 Review
April 04, 2023 01:11 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBThis week we hit the midpoint of the fourth season of The Originals, and Alaric has re-entered the picture, setting the stage for yet another spinoff. Even though getting through this series has been a chore, Stormy sets the ambitious goal of finishing it by the end of April. Will Sam be able to convince her to get to Castlenvania despite her disdain for animated shows? Yes. Or the podcast ends here. Sam also gives her initial thoughts on the Resident Evil 4 Remake and Stormy finally bre...
Women Can do the Brain and Think (Terrifier 2)
March 24, 2023 04:04 - 1 hour - 43.1 MBWe said we’d get to it, and here it is: Terrifier 2. This little independent horror flick took TikTok by storm a few months ago, and we’re finally seeing what all the hype is about. Taking place literally hours after the end of the first Terrifier, we follow Sienna, a high schooler grieving the loss of her father, as she prepares for a wild Halloween night. However, Art the Clown and his new demon daughter have other plans for the evening. Can Sienna get her shit together and stop the ...
Real Minishow Ep. 52 - Klaus is Everyone’s Boyfriend and Girlfriend
March 18, 2023 14:56 - 36 minutes - 24.5 MBThe Originals is starting to find its mojo again in this first half of Season 4. Hayley, after five years of being a single mother, finally has all the pieces in place to wake up the Mikelsons. Including kidnapping and holding an innocent werewolf hostage. But that fine. That’s the least terrible thing anyone has done in this show. Meanwhile, Marcel continues to torture Klaus, which I’m sure won’t come back to haunt him in anyway. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Vincent has uncovered a horrifying ...
Just Being Some Silly Gooses (The Invitation 2022)
March 09, 2023 16:35 - 48 minutes - 33.8 MBThe Invitation is a 2022 horror romance film that did not get the attention it deserves. Starring Nathalie Emmanuel and Thomas Doherty, the film follows a young woman desperately seeking a family connection after the death of her mother. Thanks to online DNA testing, she’s able to meet one of her distant cousins who invites her to a family wedding in England, all expenses paid. She accepts, thinking she’s about to have the family she’s been yearning for--but things aren’t always what they ...
Real Minishow Ep. 51 - Death Still Means Nothing
February 17, 2023 14:16 - 51 minutes - 29.5 MBWe have officially reached the five-year time jump of The Vampire Diaries universe. That’s right season, three of The Originals wraps up with the Mikelson siblings falling into magical sleep while Klaus agrees to a life of torture to atone for his sins. There’s also this whole thing with Marcel becoming Super Mega Original, but we’ll deal with the fallout of that in season four…probably. Sometimes they forget to wrap up plotlines, but it’s all fine. We also discuss the future of th...
Back from the Brink to Review Skinamarink
February 02, 2023 21:38 - 51 minutes - 34.5 MBLife hit us hard n January, but we’re finally here to bring you our hot takes and cod takes on 2022’s viral sensation. ‘Skinamarink’ is a 2022 horror movie about two kids who wake up to find their father missing. Strange things continue to happen as the doors and windows begin to disappear in their home, leaving fewer and fewer ways to get away from the monsters lurking in the shadows. This is probably THE most divisive horror movies of the last 30 years, leaving these podcast hosts...
Real Minishow Ep. 50 - Not into the Shrek Universe Anymore
January 13, 2023 21:32 - 15 minutes - 11.1 MBHappy New Year! We're back after a long holiday break. It wasn't planned, but life just happens this time. It's 2023, and we're excited to get into the new crop of horror movies being unleashed upon us this year. So, join us as we make tentative plans to review a hot new movie making rounds on Horror TikTok. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit: www.realhorrorshow.c...
I’m Calling an Uber (Goodnight Mommy 2022)
December 21, 2022 19:04 - 1 hour - 40.8 MBDid you know the US remake of Goodnight Mommy came out earlier this year? Well, if you didn't you're in good company because we heard absolutely nothing about this tired remake. Starring the queen of US adaptations, Naomi Watts, Goodnight Mommy (2022) follows almost the exact same story as the original Austrian film of the same name. Only...not as good. So, if you're looking for a watered-down version of the original where nothing is tied up well, Goodnight Mommy (2022) is the right film f...
All About These Americanizations (Real Minishow Ep. 49)
December 06, 2022 02:27 - 23 minutes - 16.5 MBHey all you cool cats and kittens, we’re back this week to let you know that we’re still not caught up on The Originals. But it’s okay. We’re just watching for funsies anyway. But, that doesn’t mean we’re not going to fill you in on all the other fun stuff going on in our daily lives. Like, Sam getting to attend Kevin Smith’s SModCastle Film Festival and how Stormy is hard at work on that Ph.D. We’ve also chosen the next film we want to review, which will be *drumroll* Goodnight Mommy (2...
Three Inches Deep (Terrifier)
November 29, 2022 02:31 - 56 minutes - 42.6 MBTerrifier 2 was recently trending on the TikTok, so naturally, we had to jump on the bandwagon by reviewing…its predecessor, the cult classic 2016 horror film about Art the Clown. Terrifier, if you will. Yes, it’s taken us a minute to get around to it, but were fame hungry Internet sluts who only review what’s popular. Or whatever we want to watch. You’re not paying us for this shit. We also spend an appropriate amount of time discussing boobs and peens. #allpeensarebeautiful Gue...
Sticky All the Time (Real Minishow Ep. 48)
November 22, 2022 01:53 - 26 minutes - 19.4 MBWhy is it so sticky in Philadelphia? Is there a hurricane outside? This week on the minishow we ask all the important questions. But we mostly decide on the next movie we're watching to review. We're also going to have a quick chat about the weather and upcoming horror-adjacent releases coming to a theatre near you. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit: www.real...
Colonization is the Real Horrorshow (Prey 2022)
November 14, 2022 01:05 - 59 minutes - 41.4 MBWe’re back with our highly-anticipated review of the Hulu original movie “Prey.” Prey is the fifth installment of the Predator franchise and serves as a prequel to all the other films in the series. We’re taken back to the year 1719, where a young Comanche woman must prove herself as a warrior when she comes face-to-face with the advanced alien race we’ve all come to know and love. We also talk about Native representation in other media powerhouses, specifically Twilight. Guest Fi...
Am I Being Mandela Effected? (Real Minishow Ep. 47)
November 02, 2022 01:24 - 24 minutes - 16.8 MBIt’s time for another mini-sho where we talk about whatever the hell we want--but mostly Season 3 of ‘The Originals’. The stakes have increased with the arrival of Klaus’s ex-girlfriend who wants him back. Or she wants to kill him. It’s always hard to tell with this group. We also have some scathing critiques of the horror community in this episode. It’s gonna get spicy. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod ...
Were Those Real Fiji Fish? (Sweetheart 2019)
October 21, 2022 18:13 - 54 minutes - 36.7 MBHey all you cool cats and kittens, we're traveling to a beautiful remote island to catch some sun and relaxation. And to fight a horrible man-fish living in a hole in the bottom of the ocean. Which is more or less the plot of this week's movie: 2019's Sweetheart starring Kiersey Clemons, Emory Cohen, Hanna Mangan-Lawrence, and Andrew Crawford. Sam also does her best to give a mini-Halloween Ends review without spoiling the movie for Stormy. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.real...
Composition 101 with Sam and Stormy (Real Minishow Ep. 46)
October 10, 2022 23:19 - 21 minutes - 14.5 MBWe’re worried, darling. This week, we’re picking out our next movie review and having a quick discussion on what went wrong with the smash hit new movie Don’t Worry Darling. Because what else is there to talk about in the film industry besides juicy drama? And Harry Style's lackluster performance. Sorry no sorry. XOXO, Gossip Girl Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/...
Show Me the Peen (Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight II)
September 30, 2022 15:11 - 38 minutes - 26.3 MBBeing life-long horror fans, we know a thing or five about unnecessary sequels, which is why we're pumped to cover "Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight II." Picking up exactly where the first left off, we follow a young police officer who just wants to be a hero and impress the woman he loves. Naturally, things are never so simple, so when our final girl from the last movie turns into a monster, he and the survivors of the previous film must fight for their lives before they're left for dead....
A Vampire Custody Battle (Real Minishow Ep. 45)
September 14, 2022 16:51 - 23 minutes - 15.7 MBNo one ever said raising a vampire baby would be easy, which is exactly what Klaus Mikelson is going to learn in Season Three of 'The Originals'. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/ Good Things to Support *This episode was recorded two weeks before the leaked Supreme Court Opinion on Roe v. Wade came out. Below i...
Vampire’s Don’t Pee or Poop (Day Shift)
August 28, 2022 02:00 - 46 minutes - 31.5 MBVampires are slowly coming back into vogue after being overplayed in the 2010s. So, this week we’re reviewing the hot new Jamie Foxx movie Day Shift, which also features the incredible talents of Drew Franco as his dorky sidekick, and Snoop Dogg as the coolest vampire hunter in the United States. Jamie Foxx plays a struggling vampire hunter who is just trying to make ends meet and hold his family together. However, something sinister is lurking in the shadows of LA that just might compl...
I Accidently Made it Accessible (Real Minishow Ep. 44)
August 21, 2022 20:09 - 22 minutes - 14.9 MBAs Summer starts winding down, we’re getting back into our regular schedule of movie reviews and watching terrible vampire TV Shows. This week on the Minishow, we have an update on The Originals situation, a discussion about James Franco as Fidel Castro, and a super duper quick review of Fall, a new thriller featuring two girls who get stuck on the tallest TV tower in the United States. Really, a very preventable situation. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com -...
Just Wait, like, Five Minutes (The Mist)
August 07, 2022 22:48 - 59 minutes - 38.6 MBThis week, we're reviewing the early 2000s classic 'The Mist'. Based on the Steven King novella of the same name, 'The Mist' follows a father in his desperate struggle to survive a strange phenomenon with his young son. He finds himself trapped in a local grocery store when a mysterious mist filled with horrifying monsters descends upon the town. Sam and Stormy also discuss their new jobs, and the exciting steps Stormy is taking in her education. They also learn a valuable lesson in the im...
Not All Death is Perma Death (Real Minishow Ep. 43)
July 17, 2022 23:02 - 22 minutes - 15.1 MBNetflix has betrayed us. They took away the show we’re watching, so now we’re struggling. But don’t you fret--we will plow forward in our consumption of ‘The Originals’ no matter what! Because season 2 is filled with sex, family drama, body swapping, and werewolf trust falls! Klaus will do whatever it takes to protect his family* *Including killing his family. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.real...