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THE PROMISED LAND
January 07, 2024 11:49 - 1 minute - 1.38 MBA poem for Katy on reception who drives ever man crazy by giving them a glimpse of the promised land only then to watch gleefully as they walk towards her straight into a paradise of quicksand . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
REVOLUTION
January 06, 2024 14:46 - 2 minutes - 2.33 MBSooner than later we as a species will have to address our crazy situation of over population , due to land perishing and pollution in the final stages we may very well end up as refugees building our own blood lined barricades of revolution . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
CORONA
January 05, 2024 20:15 - 1 minute - 1.76 MBOur fixation with fear is definitely here we're living like mendicant monk our decadent cafe latte lifestyles are all defunct , this virus hangs about us like the prophecy of Macbeth a new strain of black death this damnable covid-19 has killed what was once a hedonistic dream . Project fear is all we hear bombarded constantly into our ear, we've become farmed fish the human hen all crushed together into purgatory pen pellet fed by auntie Bettie and uncle Ben --- Send in a voice message: h...
VOODOO DAWN
January 05, 2024 13:04 - 1 minute - 1.76 MBIf ever you should take a drink with a witch make sure you leave the very same night before the break of day or the dawn of light by which time you might just find yourself in a very unfortunate plight of being subjected to her JuJu cat's emasculation bite that leaves you as some sort of strangely sculptured hermaphrodite . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
ODE TO A TOAD
January 05, 2024 07:09 - 1 minute - 1.42 MBPaint me warts and all said Olivier Cromwell who had the skin of an old toad after his death he was hung at Tyburn then decapitated his head was put on a pole outside Westminster palace the parliament he'd spilt so much blood to put in place . I have used some archaic English which is still used in many Yorkshire rural communities to this very day. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
D I Y
January 04, 2024 11:55 - 3 minutes - 2.98 MBA short song about Buying power tools at the DIY hardware store You may as well arm yourself with a weapon of war casualties around the world run into the hundreds of thousands the body counts are higher than in most modern theatres of war. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
COVID 19
January 03, 2024 16:20 - 2 minutes - 2.02 MBThis poem is about our fixation with fear, which I must add is definitely here. We're all living like mendicant monks; our decadent café latte lifestyles are all but defunct. This virus hangs about us like the prophecy of Macbeth, creating constant hysteria as though it were a new strain of black death. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
THE CENOTAPH
January 02, 2024 21:15 - 3 minutes - 3.2 MBA poem I wrote about our cenotaph , every town in Britain has one of these grisly reminders to the great war and then ever war there after .At first they were a pilgrimage for the patriotic to come and worship their glorious dead but now they're used by so many different swathes of society as a place to rebel, and then there's the drunks and drug addicts who seem to favour and gravitate towards these ancient monuments almost similar to those druids who worship in the circle of Stonehenge. -...
THE LONG DROP
January 02, 2024 18:30 - 1 minute - 1.84 MBWilliam marwood's long drop solution, brought about a revolution in the British Empires approach for delivering and dispatching a more humane method of execution . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
EQUINOX
January 01, 2024 19:47 - 1 minute - 1.65 MBBlue September skies signals the end of Summer's lease the autumn equinox in one day changes everything tilting time and tugging tide , it's as though our season of life has suddenly just died . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
BRAVEHEART
January 01, 2024 12:48 - 1 minute - 1.72 MBA poem i wrote for the fire and brimstone preacher who baptised me in an ice water stone trough a wild religious Celt with raven hair alabaster skin and husky dog blue eyes a true blood line of the ancient Bretagne . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
GUY FAWKES
December 28, 2023 19:32 - 3 minutes - 3.06 MBTreachery and treason never go out of season the gunpowder plot was the spy master's crowning piece of glory he'd managed to use the plot to catapult James the 1st from being a doomed king guaranteed to be assassinated into a national hero who united both Scotland and England into the union of Crowns a feat never before thought possible all by engineering a plot that was in its early stages and failing untill as an agent provocateur he coaxed it into a piece of political theatre using his med...
REFUGEE
December 28, 2023 18:29 - 2 minutes - 2.53 MBFrom Bonaparte to Lionheart from the mayflower to the superpower all Nations have produce refugees at one time or another we're all to blame for this ever increasing burden of shame --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
OUI
December 28, 2023 17:32 - 48 seconds - 764 KBLe poeme en francais the language of love. Forgive my French it's been twenty-five years since I was there. A poem about love and women should always be in the feminine form hence why I use La poeme instead of Le masculine ,it sounds and lends it's self much more to L'amour which of course can be masculine in the singular or feminine in the plural. Entree L"androgyne et l"ambiguite' --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
MONSTER MUNCH
December 28, 2023 08:47 - 2 minutes - 2.47 MBA short song I wrote about the monster munch crisps as a love song I did it whilst riding aboard a train the 11.34 from Bicester to London Marylebone station 12.38 recorded in two takes outside McDonald's in double quick time. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
A LOVE HONEY SPUNK BUNNY
December 27, 2023 07:31 - 2 minutes - 2.95 MBA song for a love honey we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked me for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she cursed me a look of pure disdain , so I wrote this along the lines of a frigid flustering fool that she'd doubtless be serving at the Ann summers shop. Katie looks at all men with indifference and always takes fun from them , Bravo darling it's all we deserve. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.co...
THE PATH TO PERDITION
December 26, 2023 21:04 - 1 minute - 1.47 MBAll Medieval religions outlawed usury as a sin , profit of any kind wasn't allowed it still stands as a judgement against you today the road to perdition is going to be littered with alot of Gods righteous as well as the Devil's detritus. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
LIAR
December 25, 2023 23:14 - 2 minutes - 2.2 MBEvery night I ask the women at my local shop what has been happening I usually get same boring response from a middle class mind full of meandering mediocrity then I tell her she can lie to save us both the boring reply. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
THE PRODIGAL SON
December 22, 2023 16:10 - 3 minutes - 3.14 MBIt's very difficult to understand the parable of the prodigal son but remember what you're dealing with is someone just above a bowery bum who will squander everything and leave you in distress and destitution then he will move on to find more money to squander into piss powder and prostitution . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
WOKING TO WATERLOO.
December 13, 2023 19:56 - 2 minutes - 2.19 MBA poem about the busiest train in the whole of Britain and Europe the 7.22 to from Woking to Waterloo a hundred million passengers pass through Waterloo each year which makes for some terrifying or tantalising flesh to flesh point's of view . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
PRODIGAL SON
December 12, 2023 20:29 - 1 minute - 1.25 MBA poem written for a sibling son whose quest for frolic and fun wedge hatred in-between his brothers love by what he'd gone and done , it's difficult to understand the parable of the prodigal son especially if you're looking through the eyes of the other hard working one who through restraint and strive hath managed with diligent life toiled and tilled the farm in order to fill empty bellies and winter barn now back without a crumb returns the squandering sibling pun doubtless to take the fam...
VIRGIN DEATH
September 14, 2023 13:23 - 1 minute - 1.44 MBA musing about Lord Kitchener who's Sabre rattling speeches come sermons raised rapturous applause back in Whitehall and Westminster whilst unfortunately his young Virgin soldiers were dying by 6000 a day , he had printed into their guide books for war , "avoid wine and women" meaning french prostitutes , with a life expectancy of 17 hours catching a little pox would have been the least of their worries . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
NAME AND SHAME.
September 04, 2023 13:47 - 1 minute - 850 KBA musing about giving your offspring a strong sounding name something that will inspire an aspire them towards fortune and fame . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
GOD GOOGLE.
August 02, 2023 06:14 - 50 seconds - 792 KBGod Google. A short poem I wrote about the neo omnipresent computer algorithm that seems almost all controlling and God like in its invisible presence . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
STRICTLY COME DANCING
January 28, 2023 08:26 - 1 minute - 1.58 MBHumorous little sketch I wrote for Jeanine who was going to see strictly come dancing live in Leeds I wrote the sketch after listening to two old men complaining about the aches and pains in witherspoons Darlington it's narrated in their yorkshire accents, the photo is from strictly come dancing the same night in Leeds sent by JEANINE . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
THE BODY OF JOHN DOE.
January 18, 2023 07:58 - 1 minute - 1.44 MBEvery experience through the innocent eyes of a child can be quite terrifying now as an adult even death is placed into a casual calm context your maker might as well be your baker. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ravenheart/message
GRANDAD
January 11, 2023 12:41 - 1 minute - 1.83 MBThese old sentinels guard over us in our early years stolid as grandfather clocks their old hearts pendulum the rhythm of life into our ears a blood metronome beat sounding to the timpani of our tiny feet . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ravenheart/message
LOVE'S A FOOL
November 25, 2022 13:56 - 2 minutes - 2.45 MBA cynical love song . My Family members were 1920s dyed-in-the-wool Yorkshiremen who believed that love be measured in pounds Shillings and pence and behind the white picket fence was a work house specially built to keep wife wain or wench who had a value similar to that of blood stock and foul , children being merely chattels without soul . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
O C D
November 17, 2022 12:20 - 2 minutes - 2.49 MBThis is a musing I wrote after listening to my father who'd been conscripted into the British army during the second world war you can quite easily see why by year twenty three most members of the military have gone completely mad with OCD its perhaps due to the cour d'esprit of the British army which has a relentless marching rhythm beating to the sweet spot tempo of 120 , from day one your heart soul body and mind are recalibrated and realined to the measured metronome of the military kind ...
SALVATION
November 11, 2022 19:55 - 2 minutes - 1.32 MBA little tune i wrote for James who's very devout in his religion each Sunday we usually have a long discussion with him trying to convert me to his Christianity and me remaining with my humble hallowed humanity both of us respectful of each others theistic thoughts. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
🌈THE SOUL
November 08, 2022 22:31 - 2 minutes - 1.89 MBThe ghost in our mortal machine is like a spiritual symbiotic twin that collaborative companion that shares our secular sin so silently from within accompanying us from a womb to the tomb an then ultimately giving evidence in our final doom .
🌈WHITE DEATH
November 08, 2022 18:48 - 1 minute - 1.8 MBA musing about my father's experience aboard a super cruise liner where he and most of the old Badgers contracted some terrible infection that almost killed them and this was before the Covid Cruise Lines came along, interestingly you can see how you could end up with a Marie Celeste .
⭐WHITE DEATH⭐
November 08, 2022 18:48 - 1 minute - 1.8 MBA musing about my father's experience aboard a super cruise liner where he and most of the old Badgers contracted some terrible infection that almost killed them and this was before the Covid Cruise Lines came along, interestingly you can see how you could end up with a Marie Celeste .
🌈TRUTH
November 08, 2022 17:58 - 2 minutes - 2.37 MBThe human hunter gatherer brain is so very hard to truth train but maybe not if you start using the new silicon scopolamine dream and drip feed it daily with some digital dopamine served up from our omnipresent Turing machine.
TRUTH
November 08, 2022 17:58 - 2 minutes - 2.37 MBThe human hunter gatherer brain is so very hard to truth train but maybe not if you start using the new silicon scopolamine dream and drip feed it daily with some digital dopamine served up from our omnipresent Turing machine.
⭐TRUTH⭐
November 08, 2022 17:58 - 2 minutes - 2.37 MBThe human hunter gatherer brain is so very hard to truth train but maybe not if you start using the new silicon scopolamine dream and drip feed it daily with some digital dopamine served up from our omnipresent Turing machine.
⭐MORTAL MACHINE⭐
November 08, 2022 16:59 - 1 minute - 1.73 MBA poem I wrote for my father who was born in 1926 and now similar to an old model T ford motor car needs constant tinkering and maintenance to keep him running . I've done my best to copy his gasping Yorkshire speech ,he was born in the days of the horse and cart starting work at the age of twelve down in the mills on the east side of steel river , he mentioned that not only were the steel dreys pulled by the huge shire horses but during the second world they also used the might of elephants ...
🌈MORTAL MACHINE
November 08, 2022 16:59 - 1 minute - 1.73 MBA poem I wrote for my father who was born in 1926 and now similar to an old model T ford motor car needs constant tinkering and maintenance to keep him running . I've done my best to copy his gasping Yorkshire speech ,he was born in the days of the horse and cart starting work at the age of twelve down in the mills on the east side of steel river , he mentioned that not only were the steel dreys pulled by the huge shire horses but during the second world they also used the might of elephants ...
⭐LEVITICUS⭐
November 08, 2022 15:59 - 58 seconds - 908 KBA poem I wrote for a terribly crippled girl called Daniella she lived in agony all her life but there wasn't a day I didn't see her gorgeous smile or hear her wonderful laughter , she has a soul so beautiful the angels will definitely care , it certainly casts long shadows of perfection my own and many others .
🌈LEVITICUS
November 08, 2022 15:59 - 58 seconds - 908 KBA poem I wrote for a terribly crippled girl called Daniella she lived in agony all her life but there wasn't a day I didn't see her gorgeous smile or hear her wonderful laughter , she has a soul so beautiful the angels will definitely care , it certainly casts long shadows of perfection my own and many others .
🌈GOOD FRIDAY
November 08, 2022 10:59 - 18 minutes - 17.4 MBA short story about crazy maniacs who shared space and spilt blood with me , you should never really put three bisexuals and an asexual under one roof especially if one pushes everything and everyone to the limit of their patience
GOOD FRIDAY
November 08, 2022 10:59 - 18 minutes - 17.4 MBA short story about crazy maniacs who shared space and spilt blood with me , you should never really put three bisexuals and an asexual under one roof especially if one pushes everything and everyone to the limit of their patience --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message
⭐GOOD FRIDAY⭐
November 08, 2022 10:59 - 18 minutes - 17.4 MBA short story about crazy maniacs who shared space and spilt blood with me , you should never really put three bisexuals and an asexual under one roof especially if one pushes everything and everyone to the limit of their patience
🌈ALICE IN WONDERLAND
November 08, 2022 08:49 - 1 minute - 1.18 MBThis is a poem I wrote for an innocent looking girl called Alice who when tempered up turns into a hell's angel of malice she resembles a fairytale princess fresh from a folkloric palace yet soon as she opens her mouth you think she's been drinking from the poisoned chalice with her hands in the air she stands about four feet tall but after a rise through with alcohol she turns into a native neanderthal, forget all about etiquette and protocol this little tomboy is more likely to be found scr...
⭐ALICE IN WONDERLAND⭐
November 08, 2022 08:49 - 1 minute - 1.18 MBThis is a poem I wrote for an innocent looking girl called Alice who when tempered up turns into a hell's angel of malice she resembles a fairytale princess fresh from a folkloric palace yet soon as she opens her mouth you think she's been drinking from the poisoned chalice with her hands in the air she stands about four feet tall but after a rise through with alcohol she turns into a native neanderthal, forget all about etiquette and protocol this little tomboy is more likely to be found scr...
⭐RUBY⭐
November 08, 2022 07:41 - 1 minute - 1.6 MBRuby's a teenage dream queen that's been hand made in heaven to a cat walking cool talking size number seven , she glares an glints guilty as a guillotine , her temper is a mix of gunpowder an nitroglycerin.
RUBY
November 08, 2022 07:41 - 1 minute - 1.6 MBRuby's a teenage dream queen that's been hand made in heaven to a cat walking cool talking size number seven , she glares an glints guilty as a guillotine , her temper is a mix of gunpowder an nitroglycerin.
⭐THE LONG DROP⭐
November 07, 2022 22:48 - 1 minute - 1.84 MBWilliam marwood's long drop solution, brought about a revolution in the British Empires approach for delivering and dispatching a more humane method of execution .
⭐CUCKOO⭐
November 07, 2022 21:20 - 1 minute - 1.2 MBMedieval doctors use to dress as huge birds with long beak's and feathered cloaks believing that the soul was delivered and despatched by the avian transmigration i.e stalk''s, babies , raven's omens cookoo's madness . To find an egg shaped lump of cancer that then hatches from its embryo into a fresh eating vulturous thing leaving behind an almost a dead skeleton could be perceived by the ancient superstitious to be the work of an avian devil .
⭐VANITY⭐
November 07, 2022 07:14 - 1 minute - 1.62 MBIs vanity a sin or just the selfish substance we need in order to win ?.