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TATTOO YOU

February 25, 2024 08:14 - 3 minutes - 2.82 MB

What was once a stamp for the tramp or cut of a criminal class its now adorning faces and physique of aristocrat royalty and even the supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

CIDER PARK

February 24, 2024 20:27 - 1 minute - 1.63 MB

Looking at some tramps in cider park I felt sorry for the poor starving pets as their masters swill down cider and they shivered in the cold , the musing is seen or spoken through a dog . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

SIRI

February 24, 2024 15:09 - 1 minute - 1.48 MB

When you turn on a virtual assistant Alexa , Siri or Cortana , for the first time even as an adult but especially as a child it feels like You've turned into a God or Goddess of wisdom children will almost certainly give up on any parental guidance and move into a cyber space or a Walt Disney crack house world . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

BLUE BLOOD

February 23, 2024 19:44 - 3 minutes - 2.97 MB

Blue bloods are quite simply mad !! , they treat normal reality as an inconvenient triviality rules to them don't exist and the rest of mortality are kept around as fluffers for their pansexuality. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

HANGOVER

February 23, 2024 15:48 - 2 minutes - 2.27 MB

A whale song dream turns out to be the squealing brake drums of a distant dust truck it's sound being distorted by the wind gusting through ginnel and garret thrown bin lids cymbal into that sensitivity sobriety announcing the arrival of your monday mornings anxiety. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

PAPARAZZI

February 23, 2024 11:28 - 1 minute - 1.71 MB

Every day the paparazzi serve us our blood and gore all freshly sacrificed red and raw no good being a herb eating herbivore what you've really got to be is a cover story carnivore with the stomach of a blood thirsty toreador let's face it the press room's a slaughtermans stable and the editor's desk is nothing more than a butcher's table. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

THE GOD FATHER

February 22, 2024 20:11 - 3 minutes - 2.84 MB

A poem written about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub , he then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo ruling over France's under world for fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

NIGELLA

February 22, 2024 07:00 - 1 minute - 1.74 MB

A musing about a greasy spoon girl Nigella from the Favela , If cook's could kill then this greasa girl is definitely licensed to grill !! she's always standing by ever ready to kill your stomach acid with a peppermint pill. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

THE OLD COLONIAL.

February 21, 2024 17:23 - 1 minute - 1.86 MB

Old Colonials talk of empire its quite shocking how they used to think of human beings as nothing more than chattels not just the natives but also the white workers and soldiers such as my old father now 95 years of age he told me during his time in India just after the second world War whilst protecting the British Raj who looked upon him also as their SLAVE OF EMPIRE . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

MANEATER

February 21, 2024 12:21 - 2 minutes - 2.89 MB

Krystyna Skarbek was a Polish beauty queen, a countess, and the longest-serving spy in Churchill's SOE. With a life expectancy of six weeks, she managed to last seven years as a field agent, fighting against Nazi tyranny, only to be betrayed by her own trusted powers, the British, who, at the end of the Second World War, with a stroke of their Judas pen, turned her into a stateless refugee and also leaked her name to Stalin's newly formed KGB. On the day she was due to fly out to get married...

DOOM IN THE ROOM

February 21, 2024 07:06 - 1 minute - 1.39 MB

The Doom in the room is an artist's quip for a muse what they don't realise is that there ego's are so burdensome to others and probably havt to be in order for them to achieve . Whilst living with an artist as their muse I was once painted with my own blood she thought it would be a wonderful contrast of colour the stark white canvas being my Anglo-Saxon skin and ones bright red blood being the paint very reminiscent of the old English flag . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcaste...

SCREAMING TOMATOES

February 20, 2024 21:22 - 1 minute - 1.77 MB

An English king's breakfast could consist of swine flesh, embryos , fungi ,congealed blood , kippers, herring's, pike , roach various birds venison, cockles , pilchards . when thinking about the Buddhist belief of reincarnation wouldn't it be a devine justice if these gargantuan gluttonous came back as screaming red faced tomatoes in a vegan salad . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

SECOND HAND LOVE

February 19, 2024 18:05 - 1 minute - 2.02 MB

As you get older looking for love is similar to rummaging through a scrap yard come jumble sale you sift an shake through the worn torn fragile and fail usually to no avail things are stretched out of shape almost befitting the proverbial grey whale instead of the once sleek male or female then suddenly there it is the right one for you the little bunny rabbits bob tail an together you dovetail perfectly as you'd been handmade by thomas chippendale . --- Send in a voice message: https://po...

A SPECIAL BREW CREW

February 19, 2024 11:33 - 2 minutes - 1.9 MB

We used to be such bonhomie brothers in revelry now like ghosts of the good Life we haunt past each other in the street averting a guilty gaze towards one anothers feet , the spirits and spectres have long since been exorcised by the big dry of sobriety which has turned us all into rational respectable members of society ; today we don't strut so proud or shout too loud , we just shuffle past with eyes cowed and heads bowed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/s...

LUST

February 18, 2024 15:28 - 1 minute - 1.31 MB

A short poem about lust that seemingly deadly sin that if the devil be shamed and the truth told is an instinctive desire that we all carry within . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

SOUL CATCHER

February 18, 2024 11:23 - 1 minute - 1.38 MB

Similar to an Eskimo fishing through a hole in the ice one could easily imagine a soul catcher waiting patiently at the edge of a black hole in order to capture our very essence , then freeze drying us in the absolute zero of infinity giving him our plasma concentrate life , we'd be ready for a re-nucleation or reconstitution, and what better freeze drying facility than the perfectly vacuumed packaging plant of space . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ra...

FEMME FATALE

February 17, 2024 17:09 - 2 minutes - 2.2 MB

The femme fatale overrides all of our rationale her swan song is the sound we hear as our love boat runs aground, the final pheromone is a scent of sulphur we smell as we slowly drowned . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

SPITTLE AND SPUME

February 17, 2024 08:07 - 2 minutes - 2.45 MB

Listening to these waffling old windbags wheezing about saving our world they quaff down wine squandering ten pounds a glass and then dare to set the price of carbon capture at three pounds a ton and this to save your granddaughter or grandson ?. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

NAME AND SHAME

February 16, 2024 20:01 - 1 minute - 1.69 MB

A musing about giving your offspring a strong polysyllabic sounding name something that will inspire them to aspire towards fortune and fame. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

WOKING TO WATERLOO

February 16, 2024 13:40 - 3 minutes - 3.49 MB

A poem about the busiest train in the whole of Britain and Europe the 7.22 to from Woking to Waterloo a hundred million passengers pass through Waterloo each year which makes for some terrifying or tantalising flesh to flesh point's of view . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

GEMINI

February 16, 2024 07:25 - 1 minute - 1.59 MB

Growing up in a witches coven with all them casting spells over everything and everyone. I couldn't understand the stars then or now , they were always fighting for the Sorceresse's supremacy . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

VICE

February 15, 2024 07:20 - 2 minutes - 2.13 MB

Prostitution is one of the oldest professions in the world which was here before the four angels of Samuel it's about time the government took control of this sexual slavery let's face facts the chancellor's been selling cigarettes and booze for hundred of years they're both forms of narcotics best not allow the criminals any room manoeuvre better to take over all their operations save these poor girls any more torture legalise their ancient profession too . --- Send in a voice message: h...

TITANIC

February 09, 2024 19:34 - 7 minutes - 6.8 MB

Being at sea aboard huge luxury vessels is very glamorous. As a skipper-come-captain, it is easy to be wined and dined each evening by billionaires with the finest foods and drinks. The only drawback is that you steadily become an old soak. I worked alongside many captains who became just that. Thinking back to a collision at night with JJ, the skipper, and a refugee boat – he had gotten drunk with a stewardess and gone to bed, leaving the vessel on autopilot. The similarities to the Titan...

LEVITICUS

February 09, 2024 16:54 - 58 seconds - 908 KB

A poem I wrote for a terribly crippled girl called Daniella she lived in agony all her life but there wasn't a day I didn't see her gorgeous smile or hear her wonderful laughter , she has a soul so beautiful the angels will definitely care , it certainly casts long shadows of perfection my own and many others . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

DEATH

February 09, 2024 11:10 - 2 minutes - 2.26 MB

Upon seeing a cold cadaver staring back people begin to timidly tread in fear of the dead circling round as though it be some spectral apparition of dread . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

THE IMMACULATE CREATION

February 08, 2024 07:20 - 1 minute - 1.59 MB

a musing about an artist girlfriend and her crazy cultural crew, their works of art or gestation periods of genius seem to take as long as those of a real pregnancy . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

February 07, 2024 18:50 - 1 minute - 668 KB

When you get to fifty something plus tax seemingly a sexy silver fox sporting those ashtray coloured locks you may want to forget about the fifty shades of grey and perhaps think of putting your sex pistols away . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

THE FRUITARIAN FUNDAMENTALIST

February 07, 2024 11:18 - 2 minutes - 2.29 MB

Walking into a very expensive veggie vegan boutique i listened to the sermon of a spiritual salesman it felt as if you we're about to sign papers of adoption the high priest of the Celtic druids absolutely worshipped his wild woodland produce , I got the uneasy feeling that my blood was going to be sacrificed under the oak tree called Zeus after i touched a sacred sprig of his mistletoe obviously a crime punishable by death . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/...

TWO DEGREES

February 07, 2024 06:55 - 3 minutes - 3.13 MB

This is a poem about the complacency of people and their attitudes towards the temperature rise of two degrees you'd think that the powers that be were waffling about a couple of cream teas or the price of peas, some have the audacity to blame the up and coming new economies such as the Chinese after we have been pumping out the smoke and sleaze since the early 1750's others think that it's just a temperature tease and come the next year we'll all be back to the big freeze I don't know what i...

SECOND HAND LOVE

February 06, 2024 21:19 - 3 minutes - 2.92 MB

As you get older looking for love is similar to rummaging through a scrap yard come jumble sale you sift through the worn an torn fragile and fail usually to no avail. Things are stretched out of shape almost befitting the proverbial grey whale instead of the once chic male or sleek female then suddenly there it is the right one for you the little bunny rabbit with a bob tail, an together you dovetail perfectly as you'd been handmade by thomas chippendale . --- Send in a voice message: htt...

AMBRE SOLAIRE

February 06, 2024 17:43 - 5 minutes - 5.23 MB

A poem for super tramp who had a very good cure for halitosis panting out perfume after drinking your bathroom cabinet dry. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

THE DOGS OF WAR

February 06, 2024 10:54 - 4 minutes - 3.79 MB

A comprehensive piece discusses the mercenaries known as the "Dogs of War" who engage in conflict for financial gain across the globe. Africa has long struggled with the presence of such militants, and even today, they continue to sow chaos worldwide, including in regions like Israel, Palestine, Russia, and Ukraine. These "Dogs of War" are hired by numerous superpowers, and their growing numbers have started to turn against those who once trained and supported them – including countries suc...

SEX SLAVES

February 04, 2024 20:41 - 6 minutes - 5.86 MB

Today there are approximately forty million slaves ten million of which are sex slaves, as like before these poor poverty stricken women are used as weapons of war I was reading how some had been sold for as little as a packet of cigarettes . In the west girls become slaves working out suburban back bedrooms cellars or even in the case of a friend from some pantry steps using Web cams on mobile phones , they account for a third of all organised crime profits . --- Send in a voice message: ...

THE LADYKILLER

February 04, 2024 11:04 - 1 minute - 1.73 MB

A poem for a dear friend of mine who's charismatic appeal with women is so legendary that it led to him receiving a pseudonym of The Valley Drive Lady Killer even whilst laid on the surgeons slab awaiting a serious operation he was still able to twirl the attention of a couple of young nurse who was at the time wet shaving his entire body free of pubic hair ready for his open heart surgery. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

BLOOD RAIN

February 03, 2024 17:07 - 1 minute - 1.22 MB

A spanish African artist who's temperament could turn from a soft mistral breeze into violent blood raining Scirocco that rips the blossom from the trees. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

TEN CIGARETTES TILL DAWN.

February 03, 2024 12:34 - 1 minute - 1.39 MB

She read mien kampt and the marquis de sade a sexual psychopath who fell asleep leather clad, A blood letting Banshee of tormenting torture That gave no clemency an no quarter , She had an iQ of above one hundred and twenty two a dipsomaniac who would tremble you to the DTS and night sweat you to a cold freeze. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

CUCKOO

February 03, 2024 06:09 - 1 minute - 1.2 MB

Medieval doctors use to dress as huge birds with long beak's and feathered cloaks believing that the soul was delivered and despatched by the avian transmigration i.e stalk''s, babies , raven's omens cookoo's madness . To find an egg shaped lump of cancer that then hatches from its embryo into a fresh eating vulturous thing leaving behind an almost a dead skeleton could be perceived by the ancient superstitious to be the work of an avian devil . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcast...

GRETA

February 02, 2024 17:19 - 3 minutes - 3.14 MB

The Queen of green has the monumental task of convincing the oligarchy to give up there Lear jets and super yachts, this mission of attrition to which no one will listen is falling onto the deafest of diamond earrings ,they think it's just a tempest in a teapot NEVER WAS SO MUCH TAKEN BY SO FEW FROM SO MANY. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

GREED

February 01, 2024 16:48 - 3 minutes - 3.28 MB

Today the cardinal sin that we call greed was ultimately born out of the necessity for us to gorge and feed whilst trying to out run a savage predatory rival in what was the flight or fight of our stone age survival, greed also ment that we could sire and seed across a much stronger lineage to the next burgeoning member of our breed; later religion took over the lead and ordained that its newly found christian creed should be brought to heel and made to heed in order that it's gluttonous heat...

RUBY

February 01, 2024 06:32 - 1 minute - 1.58 MB

Ruby's a teenage dream queen that's been hand made in heaven to a cat walking cool talking size number seven , she glares an glints guilty as a guillotine , her temper is a mix of gunpowder an nitroglycerin. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

GLASTONBURY

January 31, 2024 07:11 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MB

When you're a teenager there's always one out of your crew who takes too much powder and drinks far too much brew we use to call him the Glastonbury gladiator , funny but with them having so much testosterone and adrenaline they also make brilliant parents when they've finished with there thirty year teenage rampage . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

SEX

January 25, 2024 15:12 - 1 minute - 1.76 MB

For someone who's fifty something plus tax and sexually straight it's quite hard to understand all the new sexual genderisations that are now taking place but as they always say let love rule . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

PLASTIC FANTASTIC

January 25, 2024 07:36 - 3 minutes - 3.62 MB

This is a poem i wrote about the catastrophic creations cause through having too much cosmetic surgery leaving so many a patient in the perpetual state of a reconstructive purgatory the surgeons are called the picasso's of the plastique, well they certainly end up with a foot an mouth or a tongue-in-cheek , they sculpture and scalpel at something that once started out as the face of the fantastic but by the final phase come cut you're left with a gargoyled freak. --- Send in a voice messag...

NIRVANA

January 23, 2024 09:41 - 5 minutes - 4.72 MB

A poem //song about Setting off on a world tour in the late seventies was nothing like it is today. There were no mobile phones or multimedia, just the odd phone box for calls, using your thumb and forefinger for transportation. Hitchhiking thousands of miles around the globe took years, almost a decade, to the point where many of us became wanderless with our own wanderlust. However, we did become quite skilled in the art of conversation due to spending so much time spieling with strangers. ...

BLUE GIN.

January 21, 2024 21:03 - 4 minutes - 4.28 MB

A short sketch about a friend who was constantly in and out of dry out clinics and the Shrink clink where he would telephone us to explain what his psychiatrist was doing and then in exasperated tormented tones shout "it's nothing to do with the drink!!", he called his depression Belfry the black bat. I turned it into a looney tune. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

LOST LOVE

January 21, 2024 18:28 - 1 minute - 1.63 MB

A poem I wrote for a woman who lost the love of her life only to marry someone who couldn't replace or replicate her first love so ending up living in some festering union of hate . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

THE MINUTE PAST MIDNIGHT TRAIN

January 21, 2024 16:40 - 2 minutes - 2.18 MB

The reason the train left at a minute past midnight is because in Sheffield that time all the steel factories blew their whistles for the shift change and the train guards had to wait one minute for them to cease before they blew theirs , I left that Armageddon come apocalypse of destruction behind and never looked back the kids of today may need to do the same with their own silicon industrial Revolution . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/mes...

GOD GOOGLE

January 21, 2024 14:16 - 50 seconds - 792 KB

God Google. A short poem I wrote about the neo omnipresent computer algorithm that seems almost all controlling and God like in its invisible presence . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

VIRGIN

January 21, 2024 10:42 - 1 minute - 641 KB

A musing about Lord Kitchener who's Sabre rattling speeches come sermons raised rampant applause back in Whitehall and Westminster whilst unfortunately his young Virgin soldiers were dying by 6000 a day , he had printed into their guide books for war , "avoid wine and women" meaning french prostitutes , with a life expectancy of 17 hours catching a little pox would have been the least of their worries . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

THE STATION

January 20, 2024 21:02 - 3 minutes - 3.65 MB

Poem written about a various selection of Saipan's on a station such a cosmopolitan crew made from DNA glue. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ravenheart/message

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