: Thunderbirds

5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Thunderbirds are... well, they're going, but they really need to be stopped. Like, quickly.

Where are... you know, all the giant rescue vehicles? Which actor is the only thing making this movie even remotely close to tolerable? And what line of dialogue takes any goodwill this movie has earned, throws it on the ground, and stomps all over it? All these questions answered - if you dare - on this Ranger Danger Patreon Special!