Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9
212 episodes - English - Latest episode: 20 days ago -Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.
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207 - Ju-on: The Grudge (2002)
April 09, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 143 MBLooks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room… Approachability: 3/10 ( Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. ) Content Warnings: Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Hor...
206 - Slaxx (2020)
April 02, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 128 MBThis is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh Approachability: 6/10 ( Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
205 - Se7en (1995) w/Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!
March 26, 2024 04:00 - 2 hours - 199 MBHey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here? Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! Approachability: 3/10 ( Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin ...
204 - Dead Snow (2009)
March 19, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 155 MBSometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis. Approachability: 1/10 ( Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death Next Week’s Film LIVESTREAM Sat Mar 23 @ 3pm: His House (2020) only on our Patreon! RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouT...
203 - The Omen (1976)
March 12, 2024 09:06 - 1 hour - 140 MBHe's just a brat. Don't lose your head. Approachability: 7/10 ( A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall ) Content Warnings: Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are p...
202 - Pumpkinhead (1988)
March 05, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 127 MBDirtbike shitheads are at it again Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror ) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 ...
201 - Duel (1971) w/Chris Brown
February 27, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 124 MBMaybe don't buy a Plymouth Special Guest: Chris Brown Approachability: 9/10 ( Made-for-TV drama-thriller ) Content Warnings: Road rage tension; jump scares. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
200 - Freaks (1932)
February 20, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 112 MBWhat goes around comes around. Approachability: 8/10 (Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale) Content Warnings: Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror Next Week’s Film LIVESTREAM Sat Feb 24: TEETH (2007) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: ...
199 - Terrified (2018) w/Jen Brown
February 13, 2024 05:00 - 2 hours - 170 MBThe title is the plot. Special Guest: Jen Brown Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary as shit ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
198 - Pearl (2022)
February 06, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 148 MBHollywood's a cutthroat business Approachability: 6/10 (Bloody and twisted, but super fun ) Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
197 - Cloverfield (2008) w/Brie Williams
January 30, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 135 MBWhat if a city… but also a giant monster? Special Guest Brie Williams Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore) Content Warnings: Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube,...
196 - From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) w/Symphony Sanders
January 23, 2024 05:41 - 1 hour - 119 MBSalesman of the Year: Cheech Marin Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM Jan 27: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors Join us live on Patreon. RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart...
195 - Dark Waters (1993)
January 16, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 127 MBWelcome to Nun Island Approachability: 3/10 ( The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants ) Content Warnings: Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale P...
194 - Santa Sangre (1989)
January 09, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBLook, ma! Two hands! Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard ) Content Warnings: Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents ...
193 - Serial Mom (1994) w/Julia Schifini
January 02, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 135 MBPSA: Always wear your seatbelt! Special Guest: Julia Schifini Approachability: 9/10 ( Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore For an episode about Vacaciones de Terror (1989), check out ¡Uy Que Horror!'s really fun episode on this wild-ass film. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: Da...
192 - Titane (2021)
December 26, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 112 MBThis movie is about f*ckin' cars. Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors ) Content Warnings: Body Horror; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
191 - The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
December 19, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 129 MBThere's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it. Approachability: 8/10 ( Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror ) Content Warnings: Animal harm/death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
190 - The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
December 12, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 130 MBThrow a party worthy of the end of the world Approachability: 10/10 ( Beautiful and campy and creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM: Sun Dec 17 ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2018) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram...
189 - Carrie (1976)
December 05, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 117 MBAre you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze. Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody bully-fest ) Content Warnings: Extreme Bullying; Child Abuse; Bloody violence; Animal Death; Description of rape Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of ...
188 - Night of the Demons (1988)
November 28, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBHornt up… for death! Approachability: 3/10 (Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx) Content Warnings: Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/carrie-1976 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are par...
187 - The Invisible Man (2020)
November 21, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBThe lesson here is get better friends Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror) Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film Livestream: Sat Nov 25 @ 3pm: SESSION 9 (2001) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Ins...
186 - Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970) w/Sarah Maria Griffin
November 14, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 117 MB"It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness" Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word) Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm; Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube...
185 - Pet Sematary (1989)
November 07, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 114 MB"Unsafe at Any Speed" Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Nigh...
184 - Ænigma (1987)
October 31, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 125 MBEver wondered how to get murdered by snails? Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
183 - Buffy S4E10: "Hush" (1999) & other horror shorts
October 30, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 136 MBShorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011) Playlist of shorts here and Buffy is here. Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies here) Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Jump scares; Doppelganger; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Incest; Sexual Assault Tomorrow’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find mo...
182 - As Above So Below (2014)
October 24, 2023 03:59 - 1 hour - 133 MBNational Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch Approachability: 2/10 (Claustrophobic as heck) Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump scares; some blood Next Week’s Film Halloween Bonus Episode on 10/30. We're watching Buffy S4E10 "Hush" and selected horror short films. Playlist of short available here, and Buffy is available here. Live Stream Sat Oct 28: LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin...
181 - A Quiet Place (2018)
October 17, 2023 04:04 - 1 hour - 112 MBThis is why we ended the Space Shuttle program Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale...
180 - Lights Out (2013) & other horror shorts
October 13, 2023 04:46 - 1 hour - 143 MBShorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011) Playlist of shorts here Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies wildly here) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Fin...
179 - Demon Seed (1977)
October 10, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 116 MBHey Siri, leave me the fuck alone Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches) Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment Next Week’s Film Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be watching short horror films. Here's a playlist, so you can watch along, too. RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Ran...
178 - Day of the Dead (1985) w/Alex Steed
October 03, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBDr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier! Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one) Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant St...
177 - M (1931)
September 26, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 137 MBExpressionistic Germans are at it again. Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch) Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
176 - Onibaba (1964)
September 18, 2023 21:44 - 1 hour - 129 MBA gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time) Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
175 - Last Night in Soho (2021)
September 12, 2023 12:29 - 1 hour - 146 MBAre you haunted or do you just need help? Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny) Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream: PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) Sat. Sept 19 @ 3pm ET RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David...
174 - The Deep House (2021)
September 05, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 124 MBSatan-loving French people are at it again Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream: Sept 16 @ 3pm PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, T...
173 - Westworld (1973)
August 29, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 114 MB“Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.” Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence) Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
172 - Little Monsters (2019)
August 22, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBIf you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you. Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be ) Content Warnings: Zombie blood & gore; Vomit Next Week’s Film LiveStream Sat. Aug 26: GHOST SHIP (2002) only at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterb...
171 - Dark City (1998)
August 15, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 148 MBThose express trains get you every time. Approachability: 8/10 ( Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi more than horror ) Content Warnings: Creepy Imagery; Blood/gore; Suicide; Hypodermic Needles Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Prese...
170 - Def by Temptation (1990) w/Symphony Sanders
August 08, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 137 MBThis movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww" Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 5/10 ( Very 80s gross-out FX ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; AIDS; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Nigh...
169 - Perfect Blue (1998) w/Janina Matthewson
August 01, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBWho are you? Special Guest: Janina Matthewson Approachability: 3/10 ( Smart, complex film that's very very intense ) Content Warnings: Stalking; Rape; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Gaslighting Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of N...
168 - V/H/S (2012)
July 25, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 143 MBUnlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!! Approachability: 2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles ) Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares Alternate Ending Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, ...
167 - Species (1995)
July 18, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 125 MBWhat if Alien… but with titties? Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares ) Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @Rando...
166 - Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1931)
July 11, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 127 MBTonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters… Approachability: 7/10 ( Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. ) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature Next Week’s Film Live Stream 7/15 @ 3pm ET: THE MENU (2022). Only $5 at our Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitte...
165 - Them! (1954) w/Andrew Scahill
July 04, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 120 MBThey are not communsts or immigrants. They are ants. That's all. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill Approachability: 9/10 ( Papier mache ants! ) Content Warnings: Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of ...
164 - V: The Original Miniseries (1983)
June 27, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBI wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs Approachability: 8/10 ( Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun) Content Warnings: TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 ...
163 - Rabid (1977)
June 20, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBIf you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We...
162 - Häxan (1922)
June 13, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 128 MBA how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle Approachability: 7/10 ( Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum ) Content Warnings: Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment Next Week’s Film LiveStream June 17: SHIN GODZILLA (2016) Join us at patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David B...
161 - Funny Games (1997)
June 06, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 137 MBA gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic ) Content Warnings: Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 ...
160 - Beau Is Afraid (2023)
May 30, 2023 04:00 - 2 hours - 174 MBTherapy: The Movie Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy ) Content Warnings: Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
159 - The Sentinel (1977)
May 23, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 147 MBFOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement Approachability: 7/10 ( Standard 1970s Catholic Church vs. Satanic Ghosts story ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Child abuse; Animal death; brief graphic blood/gore; Catholic chauvinism; general creepiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Pat...
158 - La Horde (2010)
May 16, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBFor the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head. Approachability: 2/10 ( Super violent action/horror ) Content Warnings: Bloody gun violence; Zombie gore; Anti-Asian epithets; Threats of sexual assault Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Show May 20: BARBARIAN (2022) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter,...