Episodes
No Meat in Those Cookies
April 12, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBQUICK HITS rafe is playing a new game called chook & sosig and you should buy it when it’s on sale! https://www.gog.com/en/game/chook_sosig_walk_the_plank phrase of the week is WET SOCK. caleb saw the devil movie with the scientist! and got a massage! it was weird. MOUTH IN THE HOLE. world of warcraft PLUNDERSTORM and city of The post No Meat in Those Cookies appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Ice Cream Should be a Utility
April 05, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBQUICK HITS caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-started-a-cold-war HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: The post Ice Cream Should be a Utility appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Sometimes I’ll Put Those in My Mouth
March 29, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBQUICK HITS chickfila adds antibiotics to their chicken! https://www.allrecipes.com/chick-fil-a-changes-antibiotics-policy-in-chicken-8620507 try your best to NOT use plastics. it’s for your own good. https://www.popsci.com/environment/plastic-chemicals-are-inescapable-and-theyre-messing-with-our-hormones the francis scott key bridge in baltimore fell. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-death-toll-francis-scott-key/60319030 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: dentist low: co...
Stick it in Your Pocket
March 22, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBQUICK HITS oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found. https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wildlife https://newrepublic.com/article/179653/roundup-cancer-monsanto-pesticides caleb is on an adventure! he’s had a pretty good week with travels....
The Royal Family
March 15, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBQUICK HITS is something going on with the royal family, like is kate middleton okay? but more importantly, ninja sex party NEW ALBUM!!! and caleb enjoyed il pizzico, an italian restaurant. the word of the week is PETRICHOR. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ninja sex party & ghosty low: college class caleb’s high-low high: italian The post The Royal Family appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Twenty Years From Now
March 08, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBQUICK HITS rafe and caleb are both concerned for the immediate future of the usa. it’s ok. everything will work out fine. the politics in america are a mess but it’ll be fine. let us know who you think is a good male rolemodel for gen z! vote to protect people’s rights!! the word of The post Twenty Years From Now appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
When One Door Opens
March 01, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBQUICK HITS rafe is back and whiny as ever. alabama fucked up hardcore with their latest misstep on conception and fertilization. thank god mitch mcconnell is leaving soon so not EVERYTHING was horrible news. caleb has door issues?! but it’s not all bad news! npr wrote a pretty good article explaining how IVF works: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/02/23/1233023637/ivf-alabama-frozen-embryo-personhood-abortion-supreme-court The post When One Door Opens appeared first on rafe ha...
Men’s Health Edition
February 23, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBQUICK HITS caleb has a guest! it’s retrotainmnt, aka furybox, aka the talkative man we all want to know more about. don’t forget to follow the cutest corgi around on instagram: @16bitcorgi HIGH LOWS josh’s high-low high: presidents day low: garage clutter caleb’s high-low high: mom moving to NJ low: feeling like shit HOT HOT The post Men’s Health Edition appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
The Australian Invasion
February 16, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBQUICK HITS hey have you guys bought the limited’s album? NO? are you INSANE? go buy “the coffin or the suitcase” HERE: https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase you won’t regret it! the limited are amazing and we love them. also come enjoy time with rafe and ruku, as they navigate the united states together and delve into the true The post The Australian Invasion appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Are You Happy?
February 09, 2024 11:00 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MBQUICK HITS ARE YOU HAPPY? take the yes/no quiz now! caleb and rafe go through theirs, and the results aren’t really surprising. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/01/if-you-answer-yes-to-these-questions-you-are-happier-than-most-says-longevity-researcher.html the word of the week is ELLIPSISM. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: grillout low: work work work work work caleb’s high-low high: found family low: allergy shots HOT HOT TOPICS – have The post Are You Happy? appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Wiggly Fingers
February 02, 2024 11:00 - 57 minutes - 51.7 MBQUICK HITS vine compilations and wiggly fingers. the word of the week is LACHESISM. there’s a lot of talk about roommates and viral videos. come back in time with us! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: new doctor low: confusion at work caleb’s high-low high: pulled pork sandwiches low: adobe HOT HOT TOPICS – on a The post Wiggly Fingers appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Making Your Own Milk
January 26, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBQUICK HITS HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, GARY! WE LOVE YOU. rafe is the CURSED MASTER. caleb is the fridge master! and he is also the ice cream master. the word of the week is ALTSCHMERZ! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lemon cupcake low: 2% milk caleb’s high-low high: new appliances low: tired & lactose issues HOT The post Making Your Own Milk appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Salty Mouth
January 19, 2024 11:00 - 56 minutes - 51.1 MBQUICK HITS caleb has so much d&d going on and rafe gotted melty windows! caleb also experienced impactful weather, AND tummy problems. and saltine crackers. the word of the week is ONISM. The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: working The post Salty Mouth appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
False Scarcity
January 12, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 63 MBQUICK HITS rafe is excited about all things twitch – year three in stardew, finishing darkside detective, and meeting new people! she also got a PIANO. and a tablet! caleb works on restaurant portion control and lives dangerously. he’s been watching movies with the scientist. they both enjoyed bullet train. also watched deadpool and lady The post False Scarcity appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
It’s Our Year to be Angry
January 05, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBQUICK HITS buy the limited’s album NOW (not a sponsor)! https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase rafe is a couple days into keto and BIG ANGY. caleb is on an allergy trip and he is also kinda angy. new year’s eve was great, the movie was okee, and we hope everyone is doing their best so far in 2024. HIGH The post It’s Our Year to be Angry appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Cancel Your Amazon Prime
December 29, 2023 11:00 - 56 minutes - 50.4 MBQUICK HITS sometimes the sliding screen door just comes of its track and you have to be prepared to deal with it. hey amazon is going to charge for ad-free streaming. cancel your amazon prime! also the buddies talk about christmas. word of the week is CHRYSALISM: the tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm. The post Cancel Your Amazon Prime appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Not Allergic to Semen
December 22, 2023 20:08 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBQUICK HITS caleb is very excited about shaking spears watching “as you like it,” but not too excited about food management when going out. caleb got his nut allergy results! rafe is upset about the vin diesel alleged sexual assault? word of the week is HURKLE-DURKLE. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: sicky but wfh low: The post Not Allergic to Semen appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Flavorflation
December 15, 2023 11:00 - 53 minutes - 42.8 MBQUICK HITS caleb baked so many cookies! rafe wants YOU to make your own cookies. because snacks are getting worse. you can do better. https://www.businessinsider.com/inflation-high-prices-costs-making-food-snacks-sodas-worse-quality-2023-12 caleb considers making the dickens out of some punch. and he’s having some issues with his nuts. also lapcorp waiting room. and caleb cannot relax!! what’s going on with international The post Flavorflation appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
We’re All Walking Hellmouths
December 08, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBQUICK HITS rafe read the news! links are below. caleb had a great week, filled with many fun things, and also food. bungie scared of sony takeover: https://www.ign.com/articles/bungie-devs-say-atmosphere-is-soul-crushing-amid-layoffs-cuts-and-fear-of-total-sony-takeover 23 & me data stolen: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/hackers-stole-ancestry-data-of-6-9-million-users-23andme-finally-confirmed/ good, fuck off, mccarthy: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/12/06/kevin-m...
Thanksgiving Postmortem
December 01, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBQUICK HITS caleb had new york time with the fambam, but of course had traffic drama. at least he got to visit stu leonard’s and saw animatronic cows. and who would know things would be closed? made a desk! and got new stuff! they both had pretty busy thanksgiving holidays. also there’s a new word The post Thanksgiving Postmortem appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Hold the Genocide
November 24, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 55 MBQUICK HITS what exactly is pfefferneuse? we hope you have a safe and happy thanksgiving! please spend responsibly and take care of yourselves. we are both super thankful for everyone supporting the podcast! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: autumn temperatures low: too much stuff caleb’s high-low high: social weekend low: sickness HOT HOT TOPICS – The post Hold the Genocide appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
It’s Been a Busy Week
November 17, 2023 11:00 - 56 minutes - 51.1 MBQUICK HITS this episode has everything. speed gaming live, wardrobe stuff, baldur’s gate 3, restaurant food, health journals, the world dying (national climate assessment makes us sad), and college?! even a word of the week! and they’re back on the sam rockwell actor replacement game, which was on break because they both forgot. physical and The post It’s Been a Busy Week appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Mind Your Own Business
November 10, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 74.5 MBQUICK HITS caleb had many hot sauces. twinstrumental wanted coke. mari wanted cottage cheese and mustard. rafe delivered. there were some great topics and as always, lovely people in chat. it was a fantastic 450th celebration! Here’s to DOUBLE THAT. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: friends and family low: six pounds caleb’s high-low high: bro The post Mind Your Own Business appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
SPOOKTACULAR 2023
October 27, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 99.4 MBQUICK HITS it’s SPOOKTACULAR 2023!!! there are drinking games. fall of the house of usher! spookiest thing that’s happened this week. urethra?!?! “I’ve seen women’s buttholes.” next week, no episode as they prep for november 8, with a LIVE TWICH STREAM for episode 450!!!! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: friend time low: hotel internet caleb’s The post SPOOKTACULAR 2023 appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
The Fall of the House of Caleb
October 20, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBQUICK HITS the dryer broke, caleb almost broke his body, and the water pressure fucked up. get yourself a floor blower. caleb got the new PEPPER X SAUCE. cheese graters at olive garden! and well, rafe read the news again. learn about plastics, recycling, climate change, and microplastics. and then read the letters black people The post The Fall of the House of Caleb appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Gang Gang
October 13, 2023 10:00 - 53 minutes - 47.9 MBQUICK HITS caleb has vacation brain because of williamsburg! rafe has a word of the week, again, as is tradition. caleb struggles with routine and rafe revels in the chaos. rafe is obsessed with ron desantis allegedly wearing heels. see for yourself: https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1711482216272801851 https://youtu.be/qv1Bd_FEK0Q?t=40 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ron desantis low: hamas slaughter caleb’s The post Gang Gang appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
I’d Rather Eat Cheese
October 06, 2023 10:00 - 57 minutes - 50.8 MBQUICK HITS the dolphins ARE DYING. people actually believe a conspiracy theory about zombies?! caleb made some awesome indian rice with tomatoes. please, for the love of your body, get a general practitioner for your goddamn health. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: keto donuts/chaffles low: hospital caleb’s high-low high: oktoberfest low: pee everywhere HOT HOT The post I’d Rather Eat Cheese appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Body Shaming Coins
September 29, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBQUICK HITS the perfect productivity app doesn’t exist. $1.6bil mega millions was claimed in florida. bob menendez (NJ senator democrat) accepted bribes from egypt an blocked passing of a law that would have strengthened regulations of foreign influence/lobbying in DC. what a piece of shit. but at least there are BEAR CAMS. https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/river-watch-brown-bear-salmon-cams HIGH LOWS The post Body Shaming Coins appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Instant Butt
September 22, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBQUICK HITS alien ISN’T REAL?!! how does your social battery charge? couples cooking class with a celebrity! partying at the church! and of course, sneaking around in shopping malls. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: keto strong low: on call while streaming caleb’s high-low high: weightloss low: dizzy HOT HOT TOPICS – why is today not The post Instant Butt appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
iPhones and Aliens
September 15, 2023 10:00 - 53 minutes - 50.4 MBQUICK HITS cat recovery, gummy bears, atlanta braves, good BBQ at bangin BBQ, and playing world of warcraft! caleb had a great week. rafe’s wasn’t bad, either. but caleb, man. caleb was on a winning streak. also there are aliens in mexico, maybe? also there’s no love for the new iphone. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low The post iPhones and Aliens appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
The Lust Dragon
September 08, 2023 10:00 - 58 minutes - 51.8 MBQUICK HITS alaska oil is CANCELED. hurricane lee is NOT cancelled. mexico did a good job decriminalizing abortions! there’s a word of the week, caleb had a food faux pas, rafe fubared her food, but all in all, a pretty good week. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: podcast movie night low: food caleb’s high-low high: The post The Lust Dragon appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Noodling With Luke
September 01, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBQUICK HITS luke from the limited is our special GUEST and we love having him! he’s in a band! he does his own music, too! and he streams?! support the limited and luke now or rahaca will cry. also you lucky australian folks can see the limited in concert at bowlo, september 9, 2023. lucky. The post Noodling With Luke appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Irresponsibly Positive
August 25, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 61 MBQUICK HITS the limited album is OUT NOW. GET YOURS. https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase oh hey also there was a whole episode about food, and visiting family, and more food, and a special weekly word. but mostly it’s about THE LIMITED. DID YOU GET THE ALBUM? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: spaced low: sushi non-order caleb’s high-low high: The post Irresponsibly Positive appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
I Got Socks
August 18, 2023 10:00 - 58 minutes - 52.3 MBQUICK HITS caleb and his beard. and socks. the limited song premiere! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm87RIISMtQ The Limited – All I Gotta Say all in all a good week kind of maybe. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: the limited single low: can opener caleb’s high-low high: beard low: broken glass HOT HOT TOPICS – what is your favorite The post I Got Socks appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Oops All Lows
August 11, 2023 10:00 - 58 minutes - 49.6 MBQUICK HITS HE GOT BLISTERS ON HIS FINGERS! birthday dinner gone wrong! rafe is living the tism life! also there are many lows. hold onto your butts. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: barry has berries low: nail bite stimming caleb’s high-low high: into movies low: dad wishlist HOT HOT TOPICS – would you rather: wait The post Oops All Lows appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
The Makeup Wasn’t Wasted
August 04, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBQUICK HITS caleb is turning into an old man. rafe has great news! you can now buy little creative pieces of her! also the word of the week WILL SURPRISE YOU. DOCTORS HATE IT. caleb celebrates dinner, and friends, and uhh. I don’t know if you could say he celebrates allergy shots, but they definitely The post The Makeup Wasn’t Wasted appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
What’s Your Favorite Movie?
July 28, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBQUICK HITS compulsive behaviors, lists, instruments, and baseball cards. there was a lot of talk about MOVIES. what’s your favorite movie? tell us on discord! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ukulele low: sleep caleb’s high-low high: movies movies movies low: fuckin headsets HOT HOT TOPICS – we have seen that rafe is a talented artist. The post What’s Your Favorite Movie? appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Respect in the Workplace
July 21, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBQUICK HITS there’s a big big big big ball in vegas now. rafe hurt herself, caleb experiences DC, and there’s a big hullabaloo about HR training. also there’s a fun game rafe and caleb will be playing with movies – injecting a sam rockwell character. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: twitch discord area low: pinky The post Respect in the Workplace appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
You Have To Be On Drugs For This
July 14, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBQUICK HITS THIS WEEKEND, RAFE REMOVES THE ROLES. not the food rolls. discord server roles. rafe made an awesome keto dessert using a recipe from “all day I think abut food.” caleb has been doing ALL the tourist stuff. rafe does a word of the week. new actor next week, with a new movie game! The post You Have To Be On Drugs For This appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Farewell to Candy
July 07, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBQUICK HITS it’s the final john candy movie. not a horrible ending to a career, but sad it had to end so quickly. we have a new actor! guess who it is?!! you’ll have to listen to the podcast or join the discord. caleb talks about an upcoming visitor, rage has the owies, and there’s The post Farewell to Candy appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
This is an Opportunity
June 30, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBQUICK HITS top final actor vote!! voting ends july 5, 2023 at 5pm eastern. https://www.rankedchoices.com/cm9d caleb had a tough week, rafe was too hot, and read upsetting news, but there was still fun to be had. here’s what rafe read in the news: https://grist.org/accountability/gas-stations-underground-storage-tank-leaks-environmental-disaster HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: heating up low: VPN blocks caleb’s The post This is an Opportunity appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Make Me an Old Fashioned
June 23, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 52.4 MBQUICK HITS sometimes precious things break. like maybe your body! take care of yourselves!!! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: scientist birthday low: broken glass caleb’s high-low high: lomi low: stuck on the bridge HOT HOT TOPICS – what temp do you like to keep your residence? my in-laws are keeping it at 74 over the The post Make Me an Old Fashioned appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Choke the Flowbee
June 16, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBQUICK HITS caleb is mad about a hotel. rafe is happy about slang for penis. they both liked the movie. they talk about the trump indictments and the future of global climate, and also hopefully a good thing for the teamsters at UPS. all in all, not a bad time. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: The post Choke the Flowbee appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
re: Bad Vibes
June 09, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBQUICK HITS word of the week! rafe is cutting her hair tomorrow LIVE ON TWITCH. come join for the fun! rafe died a lot this week. ah my venus k-drama! caleb got a weird anon gift. and new actor coming SOON. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: powershell success low: bugs! spiders and ants! caleb’s high-low The post re: Bad Vibes appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Caleb Takes Manhattan
June 02, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 54.8 MBQUICK HITS word of the week! manhattan chocolates, salt, and bitters. broadway hades’ show. brooklyn bagels! hot sauce and brewery. groggydog visit! ferry tour! essex market! hop key (cash only) with anthony bourdain pictures. shumbabi visit. yamazaki 12 best whiskey ever! so much going on. happy pride month, everyone. be good to each other. HIGH The post Caleb Takes Manhattan appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Brought to You by the Letter H
May 26, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 54.7 MBQUICK HITS this episode is brought to you by the letter H. rafe will only read good news going forward (except we had to announce the passing of tina turner, may she rest in peace). coral reef, all the kyles, and kittens! caleb go to go to a book festival and also had food at The post Brought to You by the Letter H appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
An Exciting Dystopian Future
May 19, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBQUICK HITS rafe played switch for the first time! she’s car shopping! the world is ending! more heat! caleb’s worried about beans. but hey, guardians of the galaxy 3 was good (no spoilers). fingers crossed mifepristone stays available to those that need it! fuck you, u.s. district judge matthew kacsmaryk! we think you suck and The post An Exciting Dystopian Future appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
iScream Factory
May 12, 2023 10:00 - 57 minutes - 52 MBQUICK HITS rafe just learned about the foxconn iphone factory suicide nets. currently pondering, what makes a product keto enough to label it keto? also the word of the day is something we can all agree needs to come back (thank you, susie dent). we have working out! ice cream updates! and some other not-sad The post iScream Factory appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
I Heart Ice Cream
May 05, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBQUICK HITS rafe and caleb are not good at FPS. twitter ruins everything. thanks for destroying MFA security and API, twitter! caleb eats a cronut! there are spoilers for the movie green room (a little bit). mother’s day is COMING UP QUICKLY. life protip: if you haven’t texted someone in a long time, introduce yourself. The post I Heart Ice Cream appeared first on rafe hates caleb.
Allergic to People
April 28, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBQUICK HITS caleb made cake, had a party, and fixed some broken shit! rafe is stressed about covid! one of caleb’s cats tries to get involved in the conversation, and why not? also poptarts! and how does minimum wage from 1991 translate to today’s money? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: the demon low: work meeting The post Allergic to People appeared first on rafe hates caleb.