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Radio Free Daria

37 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 116 ratings

Since 1998, I've written and read personal narrative/memoir-style stories, broadcast primarily on radio. I have no more radio ties, but I still have a million stories and a million more on deck, to share. I intend to share that work and joy with you, to be a voice that reads to you, and connects with you in the most loving way I know how.

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Episodes

Good Apple, Bad Banana

July 11, 2020 04:15 - 22 minutes - 20.1 MB

When you're five, and there are parts of your house that are still a mystery to you: you may very well find what you're definitely Not looking for

Great River Raft Race

June 12, 2020 06:47 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MB

Sirens be damned...the force of victory of the river race cannot be thwarted by babe nor pizza nor beer nor unattended child

Sooner or Later, Doug Will Arrive

May 07, 2020 06:08 - 15 minutes - 14.3 MB

When you're bored and underage, HBO sometimes makes you promises it can't keep.

The Trolls Have Risen Indeed

April 20, 2020 00:58 - 6 minutes - 5.63 MB

A tiny tale of my Babi this Orthodox Easter, and an argument towards the genetic origins of drama and absurd self-pity.

Dog Days of Easter

April 13, 2020 00:39 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MB

Other people's holiday traditions can't really be commented on, if you're a guest. Until 30 years later, of course.

Saint Jude at the Zoo

April 04, 2020 02:07 - 15 minutes - 13.8 MB

If the Priest is busy, can you just go ahead and baptize yourself? Can you then maybe, get a Saint to do your personal bidding? My brother tests this out, with all creatures Great and Small.

The Ghost of Scott Baio Part 2

July 26, 2019 06:19 - 20 minutes - 18.9 MB

Is it possible, in the late 90's, to summon the spirit of a teen heartthrob from the early 80's? What if he's still alive? FB radiofreedaria

The Ghost of Scott Baio Part 1

July 25, 2019 06:56 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MB

Teen Magazines will tell you who to love, but will they tell you How!??! Also, who is that guy, anyway? Also, yes, I know about the Riverdale series. Please stop telling me there is a Riverdale series. I know you mean well. But no. No.

Deadly Bingo

July 07, 2019 07:36 - 13 minutes - 12.5 MB

Everything is fearful and dangerous, to a gaggle of old ladies playing Bingo...but nothing is more fearful and dangerous, than some of those ladies, themselves.

Overture

July 07, 2019 06:38 - 13 minutes - 12.4 MB

Look out! Pee!!!!

The Flowers That Bloom

May 02, 2019 06:22 - 10 minutes - 9.6 MB

May Day means fertility, to the horror of pre-teens in Sex Ed www.dariaeliuk.com FB Radio Free Daria

Eddie Has Risen (Part Two)

April 19, 2019 05:58 - 18 minutes - 17.1 MB

Reliving the days before crucifixion are one thing, self-resurrection is entirely different. Resurrection is probably a good Spelling Bee word. You think it's going to be two "s" one "r". but no. Don't challenge Jesus to a spell-off: you can't win for losing. www.dariaeliuk.com FB: Radio Free Daria

Eddie Has Risen (Part 1)

April 18, 2019 07:37 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MB

When should a good Christian Boy fake his own death for fun and profit? WWJD, of course. www.dariaeliuk.com FB radio free daria

Just this real quick

April 18, 2019 07:01 - 9 minutes - 8.99 MB

Not really a story, just an explanation

The Great Polish Snipe Hunt

February 18, 2019 08:06 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MB

Gullibility, willfully ignorance...it's such a fine line when it comes to personality vs hormonal attraction. Also: never believe societal stereotypes. www.dariaeliuk.com https://radiofreedaria.simplecast.fm/episodes https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria/

I Lava Lava Lava You

February 15, 2019 09:09 - 17 minutes - 15.9 MB

There's no love like teen Goth love, and there's no way to express it without plenty-o-blood. Happy Valentine's Day 3> www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria iTunes "Radio Free Daria"

Ella

February 07, 2019 10:41 - 13 minutes - 12.6 MB

The girl who Lived www.joyrx.org

Viva Kinevel!

February 04, 2019 08:13 - 15 minutes - 14.1 MB

He embodied both all that was glorious, and all that was cringeworthy, about the Great American 1970's. Why not make a movie about him? ...Here's why not. www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria https://radiofreedaria.simplecast.fm

Call Me Bruce the Blue

January 21, 2019 09:25 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MB

Many claims have been made as to who invented hot wings, but it's not the chicken that goes horribly foul. www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria

Rosie, Duck Guts, and the Snake

January 20, 2019 09:24 - 13 minutes - 13 MB

From movies grossly miscast, to food too gross to eat, and the astrological prediction of World War Three www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria

Boom! Here Come the Plagues

December 30, 2018 08:58 - 15 minutes - 14.2 MB

The Commandments and the Ten Plagues of Egypt usually don't feature during the holiday season, unless your Great-Grandmother is Old World and Bible-ready. www.dariaeliuk.com

Kill The Wren

December 27, 2018 08:49 - 13 minutes - 13 MB

What is Boxing Day? It's an obligation, it's unfair, it's pagan, and it involves bones and eyeballs, depending who you ask.

Thanksgiving in the Garden of Forrest Whitaker

November 22, 2018 07:34 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MB

Thanksgiving, far from home, in a house full of deeply stoned strangers, can be daunting. But it's a pretty safe bet that there will be plenty of food. www.dariaeliuk.com

Model of a Modern Major A**hole

November 18, 2018 08:47 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MB

Romance, Racism, Musical Theater, and Gratuitous Profanity www.dariaeliuk.com

Swinging 101

November 18, 2018 08:02 - 15 minutes - 14.1 MB

When your Professor is absentee, your frontal lobes are still forming, your hormones are at mass capacity, and your class is meant to be discussing sexuality? There are inevitable results. Or, at least, hoped-for results. www.DariaEliuk.com

Dino Damn

November 10, 2018 10:59 - 10 minutes - 9.87 MB

Is it wrong to loathe a young child? Of course it is. But a fictional one? Maybe not so much? www.dariaeliuk.com www.facebook.com/radiofreedaria

Birdsign and Warlocks

October 31, 2018 07:15 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MB

A ruined Halloween with a fake goth jerk semi-boyfriend, is redeemed a year later by a girlfriend, on a mountain, rolling in the grass, under the moonlight. Visit Dariaeliuk.com facebook.com/radiofreedaria

Zombie Clownhead Horseman

October 31, 2018 06:35 - 14 minutes - 13.5 MB

Agreeing to fight the darkness side by side, or exploiting each other's terrors: both can be bonding in a teen bromance. Visit www.dariaeliuk.com facebook.com/radiofreedaria

The Spider, The Pig, and the Wardrobe

October 27, 2018 23:32 - 13 minutes - 12.3 MB

Attempts to visit Narnia can be just as sad as a spider dying, and just as disgusting as one billion spider babies. Visit www.dariaeliuk.com for more details www.facebook.com/radiofreedaria Please share and review!

The Ballad of Big Jean

October 24, 2018 08:32 - 30 minutes - 27.8 MB

Murder threats, naked soapy shower scenes, and runaway teens, all in one swim team weekend For more details/info visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

The Ballad of Big Jean

October 24, 2018 08:32 - 30 minutes - 27.8 MB

Murder threats, naked soapy shower scenes, and runaway teens, all in one swim team weekend For more details/info visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

Highway to Hygge

October 22, 2018 23:17 - 9 minutes - 8.9 MB

That feeling of warmth, comfort, coziness, and fury that tv/movie characters don't resemble their book counterparts For more info/details, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

Big Red Balls

October 22, 2018 23:14 - 13 minutes - 12.7 MB

High School Dances are not as John Hughes assured me they would be. For more info/details, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

They Called Him Chuck Brown

October 22, 2018 23:09 - 14 minutes - 14 MB

The Peanuts Gang at a future high school reunion, where the sins of the past blossom into Terror For updates and more, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

My friend the President

October 14, 2018 21:15 - 8 minutes - 8.01 MB

A letter from a former president sparks the first of many political disappointments. For more details/content, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria Or visit my webpage, dariaeliuk.com

Bathroom Bandit

October 14, 2018 21:11 - 15 minutes - 14.6 MB

In Junior High, there's no place to hide. Not even where you should feel the most private and safe. For more details/content, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria Or visit my webpage, dariaeliuk.com

Lumpy Batman

October 14, 2018 20:14 - 6 minutes - 6.16 MB

The complex workings of a beloved child's toy. For more details, content and episodes, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria Or visit my website at dariaeliuk.com